Why did Jianzun steal his relatives [Rebirth]

Xue Xuan looked at him quietly, and raised his brows for a moment: "Just kidding."

Xiao Yihe has always been playing tricks on others all his life, he didn't want to do it again, his brain is not working well, but Xue Xuanwei played him back and forth several times, he rolled over and got out of bed.

Unexpectedly, in a hurry, he stepped on the air, and his whole body fell backwards. He fell down and rolled around unexpectedly. The hair band was wrapped around his neck and was caught by something, so that his neck was not strangled, and then he stretched out his hand to help him. , The lower back hit the bench leg again.

Plop!

"..." Xue Xuanwei was stunned by his series of rolling, and there was no time to help him.

Xiao Yihe got up while supporting his waist: "Employ people to face forward, don't use people to face back! Just now I deserve to watch you die of pain!"

The loose robe fell apart from the inside to the outside. Enduring the pain in his lower back, he lowered his head to find his belt for a long time, and found half of Xue Xuanwei's thigh that was exposed miserably under the thigh.

He glanced up at Sect Master Xue, and then at the strip of clothing.

...I don't really want to ask for it.

Xiao Yihe took out a thin rope from his spiritual pouch, hastily tied up his slender waist, and said incoherently, "...I'm hungry."

Xue Xuanwei stood up, and before he could do anything, he saw him running away as if fleeing for his life.

Outside the door, Chao Wendao and Nan Rongke scrambled on the crack of the door for more than an hour, and they vaguely heard them arguing, and were about to listen closely, when the door frame suddenly opened to the inside, and the two fell down with a "Oh my god!" go in.

Xiao Yihe didn't even look at it, stepped over the two groups of figures planted at his feet, stepped over, and said loudly: "I'm hungry!"

Chao Wendao stood up decently, pretended to straighten his clothes, and was relieved to see that the suzerain was still "alive" after a quick glance.

He hurriedly dragged Nan Rongke back out of the room, turned to catch up with Xiao Yihe, and asked him: "What do you want to eat", "Let's go together"!

Until the three backs were gone, Xue Xuan calmed down slightly, and when he got up, the moonlight belt slid down to his feet.

He took two steps forward, paused, then went back to pick it up, stacked it indiscriminately, and wanted to throw it into the spirit bag, but suddenly felt reluctant to give it up, and finally wrapped it around his wrist lingeringly.

When they got to the front shop, the three teenagers had disappeared.

Xue Xuanwei looked at the innocent belt abandoned by its owner, frowned slightly, and sighed.

It took a long time before he raised his left wrist, put it to his lips, and kissed the belt that had been dyed with the body temperature of the two of them.

·

That Xiao Yihe was swaying in the street, followed by two door gods, one noisy and one quiet, they all stared at him from top to bottom with big eyes like copper bells, speculating that he and Sect Master Xue were locked in the room, what exactly were they doing? What.

However, he was able to stay in the same room with Sect Master Xue for more than an hour without being hacked out by the chaotic sword, which is remarkable.

Don't dare to say, also dare not ask.

Only Nan Rongke felt that the hat should really be worn when it was cold.

Xiao Yihe didn't bother to figure out the mental journey of the two of them, he walked and spent money to vent his anger, touched money from Chao Wendao's chest to buy snacks when he was hungry, and handed the gadgets he bought to Nan Rongke when he was tired lost.

The two of them followed Xiao Yihe around half of the city, and within a short while, he bought two clay dolls, a bamboo flute, three iron swords, and a bunch of big red peppers, two catties Potatoes and radishes, a silver hairpin, a bamboo fan, and a pink flower apron I don't know what to do with.

He also bought a pair of scissors, and he held the iron scissors in his hand and made a clicking noise, his eyes flickered and his expression was sly, which made Nan Rongke and the two feel chills down their backs.

Its hobbies are wide and its purchasing power is strong, which is jaw-dropping.

I even listened to a storytelling in a teahouse called "Shen Sheng Encouraging Learning".

Wen Tong's name was a scholar surnamed Shen who tried his best to persuade people in the village to study, but everyone naturally ignored him and called him stupid for studying.Later, Shen Sheng vomited blood and died from physical and mental exhaustion. Instead, the villagers were full of tears and began to study and improve.

"boom--"

The dazzled old artist slapped Jiu Fang hard, emotionally: "This is exactly—Shen Shengyan, who has worked hard and solitary, held it before his eyes!"

All the audience applauded.

Chao Wendao and Nan Rongke: "..."

The two grabbed Xiao Yihe, who was listening with gusto, wishing they could grow eighteen legs and stay away from this teahouse: "If we don't leave, we will go to the No. [-] Scholar Examination!"

Xiao Yihe waved his hand, took out the peanuts, and said, "No hurry, there is still the next chapter."

"..."

·

It was almost dusk when Chao Wendao and Nan Rongke appeared at the end of the street where Qingmingxuan was, holding large and small bags.

Nan Rongke complained: "It's all your fault. You didn't take him away before. Look, he's gone now!"

Chao Wendao expressed his dissatisfaction gently: "Brother Nan Rong, why did you say this? Didn't you fall asleep?"

Nan Rongke quibbled: "I'm a martial arts practitioner, and I would fall asleep listening to this kind of thing, shouldn't I?"

Chao Wendao nodded in agreement: "So does Chao."

The two returned to Qingming Pavilion without saying anything, threw the pile of rags that Xiao Yihe bought on the ground, and looked through the upper and lower floors of the teahouse, but they couldn't find Xiao Yihe's figure.

Only then did Chao Wendao panic, and whispered, "Isn't it really lost?"

Nan Rongke waved his sore arm, pouted and said, "He's neither blind nor stupid now, so how can he lose it when he's such an adult?"

The young man's noisy voice interrupted Xue Xuanwei's train of thought. He lightly stroked the teacup with his thumb, and said coldly, "What's the noise?"

The two of them were only looking for someone, only to find that behind the screen was an evil god.

Chao Wendao immediately stood up respectfully, clasped his sleeves and said, "Sovereign Master, we and Junior Brother Song...are lost. Please ask Sect Master, we will look for it right away!"

He immediately turned around to leave, but was stopped by Xue Xuanwei, who nodded his side: "No need, sit down."

"..."

It's not that the two of them don't want to move, but because of the coercion of the suzerain, their feet are filled with lead, and they can be lifted up, but they can't move forward, they can only move backward... Nan Rongke desperately tugged at the Wen Dao's sleeves, shook his head at Wen Dao and closed his eyes.

Now that Sect Master Xue had spoken, the two of them naturally didn't dare to say much, they took each step slowly, and sat down at Sect Master Xue's table holding the "trash" bought by Xiao Yihe like a quail, drinking tea dryly.

The rags were really in the way, even Xue Xuanwei couldn't help but take a second look.

Seeing Xue Xuan move slightly, the two immediately retracted their necks, like two chicken cubs waiting to be slaughtered.Seeing them like this, Xue Xuanwei showed no emotion on his face, as if he was used to it, he just raised his hand and pulled out the mantra from the back of their tongues.

The two touched their throats, feeling that the spell of spiritual words had been solved, and before they had time to be happy, Sect Master Xue said in a deep voice without raising his eyes, "Do you know the silk-drawing technique?"

Hearing Dao's righteous words, he bowed his head and said respectfully: "Sovereign Master, I don't know you, I haven't seen you before!"

Nan Rongke was taken aback, and quickly expressed his loyalty: "...Me too!"

He squinted his eyes and looked over, you are on the way, Brother Wendao!

After the spiritual spell was released, the two of them didn't dare to walk around, and they kicked and exchanged under the table.

Xue Xuanwei ignored their small movements under the table, lowered his eyes, poured his spiritual consciousness into the "spiritual vein" he had left outside, and poked his own spiritual consciousness out of the window of the tea shop. With the next breath, he traced the place Xiao Yihe passed by step by step——

The steamed stuffed bun shop at the entrance of the alley, the old teahouse where you listen to books, the stall of sugar blowers, the bustling vegetable market, the bustling blacksmith's shop, past the singing house of Yan Yuying, and even walked into a skirt hairpin shop .

...What did he go to the skirt hairpin shop for?

Finally, it was settled on the side of the street full of cars and horses.

Xue Xuan opened his eyes slightly, and a big cake came in front of him.

Seeing that the big cake was about to hit his eyes, he was slightly startled, and then the cake tilted down and was sent into the mouth below his sight.After getting used to it for a while, I realized that this worrying thing was squatting on the side of the street and eating big cakes.

The pancake was bigger than his face, with thin meat stuffing inside, he gnawed it with relish, and he had eaten half of it.

Xue Xuanwei: "..."

A little beggar looked at him desperately, licking his saliva.

After a while, Xiao Yihe tossed the remaining half of the pancake to him, smiled and said something to him, then patted his ass, got up and left.Looking at the direction, he was going back to the tea shop, but on the way back, he chatted and joked with many people, chatting naturally, as if he was born here.

Through this shared spiritual vein, through his eyes, Xue Xuanwei seemed to see a more vivid side of the world.Although it can only be seen but not heard, the vitality of the world has already penetrated into the chest like a green vine.

Xue Xuanwei followed him all the way, seeing that he was about to return to Qingming Pavilion, then he drew out his spiritual consciousness and returned to himself.

Xiao Yihe's current cultivation level is not as good as that of Xue Zongzhu, so naturally he can't notice this. He hummed a little tune and walked with his feet. He had already heard what he wanted to hear and asked what he wanted to ask. Mingxuan.

As soon as he entered the door and saw Xue Xuanwei, he didn't get angry, as if he hadn't seen him, he turned his face away in arrogance, and only greeted Nan Rongke and the others: "They're all back! What's the matter, everyone seems to have been hit by frost."

Isn't this nonsense, you are as heartless as everyone else?

The two felt great grief, if this little ancestor didn't come back, they would all be suffocated to death here by Sect Master Xue.As soon as they saw him come back, they immediately became lively, and they pulled away the stools, wiped the table, poured tea and water, and waited on him.

Xiao Yihe lifted the hem of his clothes, sat down calmly, then propped his elbows lazily on the table very naturally, and said concisely: "We have found Jidi Village."

Xue Xuan glanced at him deliberately turning his back, and saw that he was pretending to be indifferent, and pressed his sleeve corner firmly under his elbow. Relieve your anger, you are throwing a temper tantrum.

His arm rubbed against him vaguely, and Xue Xuanwei let out a specious laugh.

Nan Rongke was taken aback: "Huh? Jidi Village?"

Chao Wendao happily asked: "Really, where did Junior Brother Song know?"

Xiao Yihe took out his newly bought small folding fan from the pile of "broken", tapped on the foreheads of Nan Rongke and Chao Wendao twice, and said contemptuously: "What did you hear in Encouraging Learning?"

"...Eighteen champions." Nan Rongke covered his head and said, "No, thanks to you, you can listen to that kind of story!"

Chao Wendao couldn't help nodding.

Xiao Yihe pushed away the fan bone and shook it gracefully: "The old teahouse gathers all kinds of life styles, and there is no wind in the storyteller's mouth. This "Encouraging Learning" even said in the opening remarks-"This matter is not three thousand miles away from the lake and the sea." , it’s not the sixteen prefectures in the south of the Yangtze River, it’s the little Fengning’s century-old event, neither near nor far from Beishigou’!"

The "Bei Shigou" means that there are more than ten valleys to the north of Fengning, but there are always false references in storytelling and drama books, and it is actually not that far away.What's more, the merchants in the city said that there are villages in the mountains in the northwest and northeast of Fengning, but most of them are self-sufficient and do not do much business with the outside world. The village they are looking for should be among them.Although he wasn't sure exactly where it was, but as long as the three of them stood up with their swords and carefully probed into the deep mountains, they could always find clues.

As for why there are three, of course Xiao Yihe "can't" control the sword!

At that time, the two young people in the teahouse didn't even pay attention to what was said in the text, but now they were stunned when they heard it.

As soon as he beat the bamboo fan, he had the aura of a playboy rather than a storyteller.

Xiao Yihe continued: "Since "Encouragement to Learning" is an old story of Feng Ning, then this is a strange incident in which Shen Sheng persuaded him to study and died, and then won eighteen champions in a row in the village. Everyone... do you want to take a seat?"

Chaowen Daozheng bowed his head and thought about it, and suddenly realized that only Nan Rongke frowned and didn't know what to say.

Xue Xuanwei also said: "Enrollment is the first Jinxiu student."

It is Jidi Village.

Xiao Yihe glanced at Sect Master Xue, it was rare that he didn't argue with him, but he was unwilling to lift the elbow that pressed his sleeve.He picked up the tea and moistened his throat twice, and said: "Many people in Fengning City have heard of "Encouraging Learning", but I found out that this book was only recently circulated in Fengning. At first, a scholar in black with a sword and fan sang it on the street. Later, the book became popular, and every teahouse would sing it, and the scholar disappeared after that.”

Nan Rongke couldn't believe it: "Can this book become popular?"

Xiao Yihe sneered: "You ask me, I ask—"

He suddenly stopped talking.

Chao Wendao saw him staring at something outside the window with a solemn expression, and couldn't help turning his head: "What's wrong?"

"—Scholar in Daiyi!"