Why did Jianzun steal his relatives [Rebirth]

The next day, Xue Xuanwei arrived at the school early.

He has always respected the teaching of teaching, even if it is a virtual scene in a dream, he sat solemnly behind a narrow desk, flipping through a book of "Chapter and Sentence Collection".

Secondly, he also wanted to see what kind of tricks that person was going to pull up.

After reading a chapter quietly, there was a lot of laughter outside the courtyard.

He looked subconsciously, and saw a group of students from the Herringbone Garden surrounded by a young man in high spirits, talking about something enthusiastically.

"Brother Song said, is it true? We have all kinds of food and wine?"

"Brother Song, then tell us again, how does the Pai Gow dice work?"

"Hey, hey, what about Pai Gow, first let Brother Song tell us about that... Yinggeyuan! Is there really such a place in this world that makes people dream and die?"

Everyone laughed, and suddenly someone noticed Shen Dashuan, who had been lagging behind, and hurriedly asked, "Dashuan, what are you looking at?"

Shen Dashuan suddenly closed the thin book in his hand, blushing and said: "No, it's nothing..."

The man naturally didn't believe it, and stretched out his hand to fight for it. Shen Dashuan ran away all the way, shouting "nothing, really nothing", and rushed into the school, evading the man, holding the booklet high in his hand.

"Tell me to take a look! Just a look!"

"I haven't finished watching it yet..."

Xue Xuanwei was mixed among them, and before he felt too noisy, the two of them collided with each other, and Shen Dashuan let out an ouch, and the thin booklet fell leisurely onto Xue Xuanwei's desk, and opened a page with a clatter.

When he swept his gaze, he saw a pair of white-flower-flower silhouettes. The waist was not drawn, but it was a place that should not be drawn, and it was depicted in detail.The ink was not completely dry, and the footer of the page was still stained with smudged ink, which was obviously drawn out by hand overnight.

He didn't need to think to know who wrote this new "masterpiece", his ears blushed immediately, he stood up abruptly, and swept this filthy book to the ground with a flick of his sleeve.

Shen Dashuan secretly picked it up, and ran away noisyly with others.

Xue Xuan was slightly stunned, looking back, he saw someone coming humming a tune: "The red silk is strong, and the white jade light is light..."

Xiao Yihe had the sash of his Confucian robe hooked around his fingers, and walked in as if he was still awake, obviously because he worked hard last night and stayed up all night, and now he hasn't had enough sleep, the first time he came in, he saw the annoyed Sect Master Xue, and smiled. The table next to him sat.

Without looking at his face, he stretched his waist: "Oh, good morning!"

Shen Dashuan at the other end was huddled with others, watching the erotic palace, Xue Xuanwei said: "Is this your method?"

Xiao Yihe rested his elbows on the desk behind him, and put his feet on the front table: "Well, they are not too young, looking at this...doesn't they break the law?"

Xue Xuanwei: "You..."

He also saw him take out a copper bamboo tobacco rod from his waist, put it in his mouth, and immediately exhaled a circle of fine smoke, he raised his eyelids, smiled and asked: "Sect Master Xue, don't tell me, you never Seen?"

His vision became more and more blurred in the thin smoke, and he felt drowsy.

Xue Xuan frowned slightly: "Why are you smoking this kind of thing again?"

again……?

Xiao Yihe was puzzled for a moment, but before he could speak, a "student" who was in his thirties came over and stared curiously at the cigarette stick in Xiao Yihe's hand: "Brother Song, can I try this?"

Being called "Brother Song" by someone older than him would make him a bit uncomfortable with others, but Xiao Yihe is no one else, he has been used to being praised since he came, even the Nine Heavens True Immortal kowtowed to him, his head Don't bring it down.

Hearing this, he laughed a few times, and took out another bong that he had prepared long ago: "Neng, I'll see you off!"

Seeing that he had taken out another good thing, everyone rushed to grab it, and took it aside to study and ponder.

Xiao Yihe took another puff of smoke before lazily remembering: "Ah, what did you just say?"

Xue Xuanwei glanced at the group of "students" who had already started to imitate his appearance, and was about to confiscate the smoking gun that destroyed people's health. Inside are some crushed mint leaves and dipterocarp, refreshing.”

As he spoke, he let out a mouthful of smoke, and the green smoke flew straight towards Xue Xuanwei's face.

"But my stick is indeed tobacco leaves. It took me a lot of effort to figure out the usefulness of this thing... Do you want to try it?"

Xue Xuanwei was choked, and suddenly changed color. Seeing that he was about to put the gold cigarette holder in his mouth again, he grabbed the end of the cigarette rod: "Let go, don't..."

Don't say anything, before he finished speaking, he fell silent.

It wasn't until his fingertips were burned red and the smoke splashed on the back of his hand that he came back to his soul suddenly, looked around, swept across the noisy school, and glanced at Xiao Yihe from behind the hazy smoke, and said: "Why are you smoking again?" This kind of thing?"

"..." Xiao Yihe spit out the bong from his mouth, stared at him for a while, "Sect Master Xue, just now, you have already said this sentence once."

Xue Xuan was silent for a moment, looking at the wet marks on the mouth of the pipe, with a dazed expression on his face, as if he didn't understand what he was talking about.

Xiao Yihe changed his posture, and muttered: "...it's okay."

It seems that he didn't realize that he would suddenly lose his mind, and this time his mind was absent for a longer time than yesterday. I'm afraid he will forget more things next time when he loses his mind.

Maybe next time, maybe tomorrow, he will become a complete "dream man" like everyone else in this school.

He was thinking, and he still wanted to put that seductive thing into his mouth, the movement was so skillful, as if he had done it thousands of times before.

With a slight distraction, Xue Xuanwei snatched the cigarette rod with his hands, folded the hatch, broke it into two pieces, and threw it out the door.

Xiao Yihe looked at him silently, showing a bit of distress: "Ah... Sect Master Xue, you are really boring, you don't know how to enjoy yourself even in your dreams, and you don't allow others to enjoy it."

Suddenly a hand pinched his cheek and pushed him away forcefully, Xue Xuan said with a sullen face: "If you touch this kind of thing again, I will..."

Just what, the corners of Xiao Yihe's mouth were puckered up by him, and he could only grunt and blink at him.

He couldn't say anything, one, two, three, and finally threw him hard, flipping the pages of the book vigorously, but as soon as he opened the book at hand, there were two naked figures again, and he didn't know when they put it on his case erotic palace.

Looking back again, Xiao Yihe put his "Chapter and Judgment Notes" on his face and sneered, the majestic Sect Master Xue, it was almost impossible to be mad at him.

The plan of the day is in the morning.

However, this good time was completely ruined by Xiao Yihe today.

When the "Mr. Shu" who was waiting to be taught came to the school with his pen and ink in his hands, he saw a mess everywhere, people playing Pai Gow, people rolling dice, and people smoking guns. The whole room was smoky and noisy.

The gentleman in the dream had never seen such a mess before, he stood there for a long time before waking up, his face was blue and red with anger, he put his pen and ink on the table heavily, and asked sharply: "Who did it?!"

It was only then that everyone realized that the master had arrived, and the hall was immediately silent, and a needle could be heard.

A dice rolled down from the table and turned to the husband's feet, and the husband's face became even more stinky.

"Yes, who did it?"

Everyone lowered their heads and did not speak, Xiao Yihe poked out a pair of strange eyes from the depths of the book spine, seeing this so-called "Mr. The copper kettle of the pot, the two ears should drill out the heat.

He let out a "puchi" laugh, suddenly breaking the eerie silence, then silently raised his hands, and said with a smirk, "Mr. Yin, I taught you!"

Mr. Shu grabbed two pai gows on the table, threw them at him, and scolded: "Get out!"

He dodged it with a smile, packed his things and immediately rolled out, wishing he could disappear here.

Xue Xuan closed his eyes slightly, even in a dream, he felt very ashamed.

Xiao Yihe walked out of the school, and slowly found a shade.After Xue Xuanwei came out, he was sitting cross-legged on the grass, with a few sheets of paper spread out beside him, and he was biting the pen holder in his mouth, thinking about writing something.

Xue Xuanwei thought that he was drawing those unsightly pictures again, he paused for a moment, he didn't want to be tortured in the past, just about to turn around, he saw him put down the pen and paper, raised his hand, and took out a Ruan Qin out of thin air to hug arms.

He plucked a little tune that is common in the streets and alleys.

It is so common that there are only two small tunes that turn repeatedly, quiet and soft, the mother sings to the child, the boat girl sings to Lianbo, and the girl who washes the gauze by the stream sings to the young gentleman walking on the other side.

When Xue Xuanwei was a teenager, the first time he heard Ruan was Yuzi's song.

At that time, he had nightmares every night, and it was Xiao Yihe holding a handful of red sandalwood and red ruan, leaning against the bed and fondling gently until his nightmares dissipated.

His Ruan, inlaid with mother-of-pearl amber and carved with a lotus head made of ivory, glowed like pearls under the moonlight. something comparable to it.

Suddenly, the market ditty stopped, and he flicked his fingers, but changed to "Long Lovesickness".

And chant and sing, lingering and endless, as if telling the heart.

Ruan Sheng walked around the hall, and the students who were shaking their heads and chanting couldn't help but look back.

Xue Xuanwei stopped behind the tree, and his heartstrings seemed to be plucked by him, thinking: He really knows how to destroy people's progress and destroy people's hearts.

At the end of the song, Mr. Shu was already furious and chased him out with a ruler in his hand.Seeing this, Xiao Yihe immediately abandoned Ruan under the tree, and ran away, babbling nonsense, and all the "students" of different ages in the room clapped the door frames and cheered loudly.

A class of lectures on the Four Books and Five Classics was turned into a mess by him alone.

Xiao Yihe ran around, and suddenly caught Xue Xuanwei who was standing sideways and beside him, and immediately ran to hide behind him.

"Mr. Shu" held up the ruler, before it fell, Xue Xuanwei held it in the air.

Xiao Yihe saw that the fake master was captured, and provocatively said: "Dignified master, how decent is it? Chasing and beating me is really an insult to gentleness!"

"you you you--"

The face of the "Mr. Book" made of dream power has cracked several fine lines, obviously this situation has gone beyond his comprehension and control, his body lacks spiritual power, suddenly "bang", scattered It became thousands of broken leaves.

Seeing him disappear, Xiao Yihe whistled, raised his eyebrows slightly at Xue Xuan, with the intention of asking for credit and reward.

Xue Xuanwei: "..."

If this is placed in the mortal world, it will kill a master with anger, and he still has the face to ask for rewards.

In the morning he pissed off a "Mr. Book", and in the afternoon he did the same thing and pissed off a "Mr. Inkstone"; the next day he held a erotic palace as high as a hill, and pissed off another "Mr. Painting".

Xiao Yihe originally thought that after the first Mr. Shu was mad at him, the dream builder would do something, but the dream builder neither came to settle accounts with him, nor did he "resurrect" Mr. Shu again.

He had no choice but to continue to make trouble.

Xue Xuan caressed his forehead slightly, although the effect of this method is remarkable, I am afraid that the dream builder will show up to compete with him in a short time.

However, Xue Xuanwei didn't want to say a word to him at the moment.

... Shameful, not only shameful, but spreading the word will really damage the reputation of Taichu Sword Sect.

At nightfall, Xiao Yihe was playing with a bamboo flute triumphantly, and was talking with Xue Xuanwei who was sitting next to him about how to "death" the remaining four gentlemen together——

Suddenly there was a commotion outside the door, he listened with all his ears, and outside the solemn academy, there were joyous songs, laughter and melodious sounds.

Just thinking about what was going on, Shen Dashuan shouted excitedly outside the door: "Brother Song! Come out and have a look! That...could it be what you said..."

"What's the matter?" Xiao Yihe pushed open the small door and poked his head out.

Shen Dashuan said: "... Yinggeyuan?"

Under the gate of the school, there were lights and festoons, colorful silks and fragrant incense, and the thick makeup and powder made the night sky of the whole school seem to be filled with bursts of fragrance-it turned out that a kabuki hall was pulled up from the ground.

Although he probably understands how this dream works, he knows that once these brainwashed students suddenly have worldly desires one day, it will inevitably cause "stains" on this pure and good city.

The desire of Xiao Yihe alone can only conjure a dice, a deck of Pai Gow, and a pipe, which is insignificant; what if the desires of these hundred and ten people are added together?What will happen again?

At that time, will this city really be able to continue to remain pure forever, as the dream builder wished, without hearing anything outside the window, and only read sage books?

This was within his plan.

It is impossible for a person to have no desires. The loopholes in this champion city are too obvious.

But at this moment, he looked at the newly-born "Yingge Garden" and the seductive, affectionate and beautiful dancers upstairs, and he still couldn't help but let out a sigh of emotion: "... oh shit."

Before the sound fell, suddenly there was another bang in the next street, and a gambling house was pulled up.

"……sharp."

Xiao Yihe stroked his palms and said: "Haha! Sect Master Xue, look at what I said, this city..."

With a crash, a scroll fell to his feet, and he turned his head immediately: "...Xue Xuanwei?"

Xue Xuanwei's pupils were slightly dilated, and his face was expressionless. He was talking to him just now, but now he kept the posture of holding the book in his hand, sitting in front of his bed without moving.

"Xue Xuanwei..."

Xiao Yihe called twice, but there didn't seem to be much surprise on his face, but this time he was absent-minded for a long time.He stretched out his hand and stroked Xue Xuanwei's eyes.

"Sleep for a while." He whispered, with a soft tone, "I'll leave this to the senior brother first."

Pieces of aura melted into Xue Xuanwei's body, he closed his long eyelashes, and lay back softly.