The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Duan Miao recently felt that there was something abnormal around her.

She couldn't tell what was abnormal, not to mention the sound of water droplets in the middle of the night, the books moving inexplicably, the chats she heard while half asleep...

After all, science told her that the sound of water droplets must be coming from the water pipes in the floor, that the moving books were placed by herself or a family member, and that the sound after falling asleep was due to neighbors quarreling. In short, there is no possibility of ghosts.But the sudden cold feeling behind made her creepy, as if someone was spying on her every move.

She turned her head and glanced at the empty room, swallowed, took her own cup and planned to go outside to get a glass of water.

There was something rustling in the living room, but it seemed to be her illusion again, the moment her hand was on the doorknob, those sounds disappeared again.

Swish...it should be a cockroach.

The movement is so loud, it can be seen that there are really a lot of cockroaches in her house, maybe as big as a diao, and they fly towards her face when the door is opened...

Help, Taylor Swift doesn't want to stick with cockroaches! ! !

She is already a sophomore in high school, and she is about to face her third year of high school. She is used to the quietness at home, and her parents put on headphones for entertainment as usual. There is no light in the living room. She felt so strange.

She looked back at the light coming from the crack in the door of her parents' room, and she seemed to have a backbone in her heart. She touched the kitchen with the help of the neon lights outside, walked to a familiar place and turned on the lights, and she grew Take a breath.

There was no water in the drinking fountain. She bent down and opened the kitchen cabinet, as if she saw something black slipping past her eyes. After a closer look, several bottles of mineral water lay quietly inside, without any abnormality. .

delusional...

After receiving the water and returning to the bedroom, locked the door and sat back at the desk, the words on the flat book in front of Duan Miao were distorted for a moment. Two drops of water spilled out, and she looked at it again, and the words stood there motionless.

This must be because she studied too hard and was in a trance!

Duan Miao thought for a while, closed the exercises, leaned back in the chair, and sighed in comfort. She took out her mobile phone and opened her beloved Haitang City (a 18X literature website)... Well, my wife didn’t update it again today. !Then go to the homepage to look at the list, yes, the hottest ones are all bisexual.

Hey, don't look at bisexuality!

When will unisexuality stand up!

Duan Miao was trying to find the fairy wife who did not write about bisexuality in the message area and on the list. Suddenly, a heavy drowsiness hit her heart, and she fell asleep almost without resistance. Her hand slipped down and landed on her lap, but she couldn't wake up the master who had fallen into a dream.

***

"Hey! Wake up!" Gu Miao's face was slapped roughly, she opened her eyes blankly, and saw a cat's head occupying her field of vision in front of her, seeing her wake up, the little cat opened its mouth and said: " You finally woke up!"

"...?" Duan Miao didn't react for a while, staring at the chubby orange cat.

"Look at that fart, get up and accept the task!"

Duan Miao: "Yaoshou, the cat can talk—!"

The orange cat slapped her very rudely with its soft paw: "Shut up! It's giving me a headache!"

Generally speaking, after seeing something unreasonable, the subconscious scream should be followed by fear, and the same is true for Duan Miao: "You...what the hell are you..."

The surrounding environment was very gloomy, but she still found that she was no longer at home. She was located in a long corridor with doors on both sides. There were also some broken hospital beds in the corridor, and rusty water hanging brackets stood upright. On the side, spider webs hang down from the ceiling, motionless.

——It’s like the abandoned hospital that must be seen in horror movies.

The orange cat waved its paw: "Listen, I don't care if you can accept this fact or not, but you are already dead. Now, you have entered an escape game. I am your exclusive system No. 1821. In 3 minutes, you will The game officially starts, and you have three chances to be resurrected after dying in the game."

"Please note that if you use up all three resurrection opportunities and you still cannot escape successfully, you will really die. If you can successfully survive a hundred escape games, you will have a chance to fulfill a wish—including resurrection."

Duan Miao cried when she heard it, but she still tried her best to calm herself down: "I'm dead? How did I die?"

She didn't doubt the orange cat's authenticity. After all, she had long suspected the infinite horror, and the escape game wasn't completely made up—the premise was that she had pinched her thighs several times, and the pain was so painful that it took off.

As for making a reality show, just kidding, who the hell asked a sophomore to film a reality show?Can her parents agree? !impossible!

"Tsk, that's why I said that human beings don't count. Your physical function is already very poor. You don't have enough sleep, stay up late, eat irregularly...you dare to use pornographic websites? Sudden death." The orange cat said disdainfully.

Duan Miao cried even louder: "I don't want to be resurrected! Bury me where I am!"

The orange cat looked confused, why didn't this girl play her cards according to the routine!How is this fixed? ! ...Let him take a look at the strategy given by the young master first.

Duan Miao was out of breath from crying, if she hadn't been wearing thick carpet socks, her toes might have dug out a palace on the ground!Damn, she was brushing Haitang before she fell asleep (sudden death), right? !Can the screen full of genitals be seen by parents? !

There are two kinds of death in human death, not death and being forgotten at all, but death and social death!

She cried and slapped herself, she was such a disappointing thing, why didn't she just clear her phone and computer before she died? !

The SM book in her drawer, the small pornographic films and pornographic texts in the hard drive, the sex props hidden behind the bookshelf that she intends to use on the man O who will have sex with him a week later, and she spent a lot of money to buy a fake Jiebao in alien clothes , is still on the road, waited two days for her parents to help her finish the funeral, and went back to pick up the courier... Her mother still has the habit of opening the courier on the spot and sending the box to the courier station for recycling...

She chooses death!Isn't it okay if she doesn't want this life? !

Suddenly, she heard the orange cat say: "You can also choose to be resurrected to a different world and reincarnated as a human being, such as resurrecting yourself in a different world line, let me see, you are now in the interstellar, Zerg, ancient rabbit dynasty, magic continent, etc. 27 world lines exist..."

Duan Miao interrupted: "...can you freely choose your gender?"

Orange Cat: "Of course."

Duan Miao: "Can Jiebao be 20 centimeters long?"

The orange cat said dryly: "...Yes, if you need it, it can grow to wrap around your waist."

Duan Miao wiped tears and stood up abruptly, even the cute rabbit pajamas on her body could not conceal her murderous look: "Okay, how do you play this game?"

Orange Cat: "..."

Orange Cat suddenly remembered the internet joke Nan Shi showed him: [Other little girls will shyly look down at the extra things on their bodies if they become alphas, but if you become an alpha, you will definitely look up to the sky Go out laughing, shouting so that everyone in the world will know that you have Jiebao, and immediately find a man to try your skills. 】①

What else [If I have a chicken, what will happen to a man.jpg]... and so on.

The little girl is really open now.

"Your task is to successfully survive in the hospital for 8 hours." The orange cat gave her a meaningful look: "As a novice benefit, please pay attention, avoid everything that can be avoided, and don't trust anyone."

After all, the orange cat disappeared.

And at the moment it disappeared, Duan Miao suddenly smelled a musty smell, dark and corrupt, like a room that hasn't seen sunlight through the wind for a long time.

Duan Miao took two steps cautiously, but unfortunately the place was too messy and there was limited space for her to step on. Without accident, she stepped on a syringe full of dust and stains.

bang.

There was a crisp cracking sound of plastic, and there was even a loud sound in this dead corridor.Duan Miao suddenly felt a chill running up her back. She turned her head subconsciously, and saw a figure in red standing at the end of the corridor. What could be in the red suit?

Ghost ah -!run!

Duan Miao started running immediately. The corridor behind her was a dead end, but the front was not. There was a safe passage there, and there was even an elevator.

The basic rule of horror movies is that you must never take the elevator!The elevator is so small, there is no way to escape if something really pops up, although the stairwell is also a high-risk place, but at least there is still room to escape, right? !

The ghost in red must have seen her, she can't try to hide in the ward... Who knows if the ward is safe?

Suddenly, a burst of fear swept Duan Miao's heart. Can she really survive?Can she really survive eight hours under the pursuit of a ghost?

No, it's impossible, she's not some kind of European emperor, and she doesn't have any special skills. She is a firm materialist. Her mother scolded her superstitiously when she took her to incense. Did not pass!

Thinking about it, Duan Miao turned her head and took a look, and saw that ghost in red had arrived not far from her at some point, and now she could be sure that the other party was not a human being—after all, no living person can be pale and blue at the same time. Bleeding from seven orifices can still catch up with her!Not to mention the female ghost's mouth full of sharp teeth!

Damn——!

Seeing her turn around, the female ghost showed a ferocious smile, and the speed of chasing her accelerated again, even letting out a series of piercing laughter.

No matter how calm and receptive Duan Miao is, this thing was frightened out of her wits, and she just kept rushing forward, and soon she reached the door of the stairwell. She turned the handle, and the stairwell was locked. , There was a bunch of keys hanging on the doorknob, she immediately tore off the keys and began to try, trying to open the door, and looking sideways, the ghost was almost in front of her!

Li Gui's scarlet nails were longer than her fingers, shining with a chilling light, and they were about to scratch her face!

Suddenly, there was only a click, and the key was right!This sound was like the sound of heaven, Duan Miao got into the gate without thinking, and locked Li Gui out of the door with his backhand.Li Gui's big face was almost stuck to the glass, and he looked at her unwillingly. Before Duan Miao could breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly saw Li Gui grinning and pointed behind her.

As soon as she turned her head, she saw another female ghost in red standing in front of her!

"Ahhh!" Duan Miao screamed and tried to run, but the distance was too close, almost face to face, Duan Miao had no way to escape, and was easily caught by the female ghost He grabbed his clothes and pressed them against the wall.

The female ghost smiled sinisterly, and said hoarsely: "...It smells so good...It must be delicious..."

Duan Miao burst into tears: "Don't kill me! Please!"

The female ghost licked her red lips, seeming to covet Duan Miao, and suddenly said: "The Amazon rainforest is called the 'lungs of the earth' because: A: it can absorb and retain a large amount of precipitation; B: it promotes the global water cycle and mediates Global water balance, C: profoundly affects the carbon and oxygen balance in the earth's atmosphere, D: can provide a large number of biological resources for human beings. Which is the answer?!"②

Duan Miao was confused: "...huh?"

The female ghost said miserably: "You have 30 seconds to make a choice, if you choose wrong...hehe."

How did Duan Miao know this? !Their geography teacher is like chanting scriptures in class, and can successfully hypnotize Duan Miao every time. Why does the ghost ask her geography questions? !This unscientific!

"There are still 20 seconds." The female ghost's terrifyingly long nails scratched across her face, and the sharp pain suddenly woke up Duan Miao—no matter how absurd it is, it's all real!

There is no other way, three longs and one short choose the shortest, three shorts and one long choose the longest, two longs and two shorts choose C!

Duan Miao said loudly: "I choose C!"

"...The answer is correct." The female ghost patrolled her face regretfully, then took a step back. Duan Miao immediately started running up when she saw this. Profile!She turned her head and took a look, only to see that the female ghost was still standing there, staring at her greedily.

Duan Miao was so frightened that her heart beat like a drum, she didn't dare to look any more, and ran up in one breath.

There was no one on the first floor, and on the next floor, Duan Miao saw an old lady walking down step by step, leaning on a water shelf!

"Duh, duh, duh..." The old lady also saw her and showed a big smile, the corners of her mouth reaching to the base of her ears. When Duan Miao saw it, she immediately gave up the idea of ​​walking around her, and looked aside. He got in through the open iron door.

Those ghosts can't seem to get through the gate!As long as she keeps the door shut, she's safe!

She slammed the door of the safe passage and closed it. Seeing that there was no key, she pulled an iron rod from the side and hung it between the handles of the two doors. It was a simple lock, and then ran to the side.

The stairs couldn't be walked, and neither could the elevator. She turned her head and glanced at the dark corridor, gritted her teeth and looked inside through the glass, and opened the door and entered after seeing nothing unusual inside.

Although the ward was very dilapidated, it was very quiet, which made her extremely at ease.

Calm down, calm down, since it's an escape game, according to the infinite stream novels that are popular on a Jiang literature website, this kind of game can't be a dead end!There must be a way for players to escape. It must be difficult to find and the success rate is very low, but it must exist!

It is definitely not an option for her to run away blindly. She has limited physical strength and almost has no strength... Although she doesn't want to admit it, she really only needs a ghost to come out and block the door, if she insists on coming in, or a ghost appears in this room , in the case that the safe passage cannot be used, what else can this corridor do?It was only a matter of time before she died.

The only good news that has been explored now is that the ghost will ask her to answer the questions after catching her, and if she answers correctly, she can avoid death... Gan, is the person who designed this game a devil? !

As she thought about it, she began to explore. The room was very messy. There was a trolley with some empty bottles on it, which were obviously useless, but she still looked at the name of the medicine... Very good, there is actually something on this medicine bottle. It's all in English!It's still an imported drug!

She can understand some words separately, but she can't understand them together.

Obviously, English is also one of her weaknesses. Strictly speaking, there is no subject that she is strong in.

She put down the medicine bottle and found another dusty white coat. After thinking about it, she hung the white coat on the door and window so that people could not see the situation inside from the outside.

There are some clothes in the closet, as well as a few pairs of shoes, which are obviously men's sneakers, and the shoes are the wrong size - she was wearing fur slippers when she came, but after running for a long time, the shoes are gone, thanks to her floor The socks are thick enough, so that it didn't cause the tragic situation that the feet were pierced after running two steps.

The two beds lay quietly in front of her eyes, which was also a high-risk location.She gritted her teeth and lifted the quilt of a bed. There were two washbasins and towels underneath, but of course it was useless—the good news is that there should be no ghosts under the bed, so it is safe.

She really needs a pair of shoes.

She walked to the second bed, lifted the sheet, and bent down...

Suddenly a pair of dark hands stretched out, grabbed Duan Miao's shoulders, and dragged her under the bed abruptly!Duan Miao let out a scream, and then a grimace that was so black that her facial features could not be seen clearly hit her face, he grinned his bloody mouth, and said with a sinister smile: "I caught you!"

Something was pulling on her ankle, it was as cold as a block of ice, and the ghost hand was pressing on her shoulder, and she suspected that her shoulder was about to be broken.

She frantically warned herself to calm herself down: "Don't do anything, if you hurt me now, it's a violation of the rules?!"

The scorched ghost chuckled: "It seems that you already know... But I don't think you need to ask, you will definitely not be able to answer."

"How do you know I can't answer if you don't ask?!" Duan Miao said sharply, "You have to ask, this is the rule!"

"Okay, okay..." the burnt ghost asked: "The known function f(x)=|x+a|+|x-2|, when a=3, find the inequality f(x)≥3 Solution, 3 minutes, if you can’t answer, just be obediently eaten by me... Hehehe..."

Duan Miao is really confused this time, she really doesn't know how to do this!Generally, when she gets this kind of question, at most she writes a 'solution:' below!

Back then, when she was still good at math, her eraser fell off the table, and she just bent down to pick it up. When she raised her body again, she couldn't understand what the teacher said.

She said dryly: "...Can you say it again? Can you write it down?"

It's good to buy some time.

As she wished, the burnt ghost wrote black and red letters on the floor with her fingers, and dropped two small pieces of meat during the process.

Duan Miao looked at the questions on the ground, and really regretted why she picked up the eraser in class!Why don't you ask the teacher after class!

No, even if you can't, you still have to get one. What if you get it right like before? !

But the application questions are not multiple-choice questions, not a one-quarter probability, and there is no formula for her to choose.

Seeing that she was silent, the scorched ghost laughed more and more frantically. The tick-tock liquid flowed down from what might be his mouth, almost blurring the handwriting: "There are still 2 minutes."

Duan Miao didn't say a word.

"Ten minutes left."

"Seven seconds left."

"20 seconds..."

"3..."

When the scorched ghost counted to 1, Duan Miao hurriedly replied: "X=1!"

The scorched ghost was stunned. Seeing this, Duan Miao thought he had guessed it right. A smile appeared on his face in relief, but he heard the scorched ghost say: "Wrong...hehe..."

Immediately afterwards, when her shoulder hurt, she saw a cut in her right shoulder, and the scorched ghost stuffed flesh and blood into her mouth while tsk-tsk: "Delicious...delicious..."

The dilapidated hospital bed shook a few times, and a splash of blood was sprinkled on the dusty bed sheet.Dark red and viscous blood spread from under the bed until it covered the entire ward.

***

Duan Miao's face was slapped roughly: "Wake up!"

Duan Miao trembled and came to her senses. The next moment, she fell to the side and vomited crazily.

The orange cat said disdainfully: "I didn't expect you to die and come back so soon. The game time is 29 minutes. The first death achievement is achieved, and the reward is 24 hours of rest time."

Duan Miao couldn't vomit anything at all. She clutched her twitching stomach and grabbed the orange cat by the tail: "Is there a three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation?! I want a workbook! I have to do the questions!"

The orange cat let out a heck, swiped its paw, and a light curtain appeared out of thin air, covered with a variety of exercises and textbooks: "Dear, do you want to buy exercises from the system store with a loan? Now there is a big discount for opening, Buying the exercise book comes with a famous teacher's guidance, and also comes with a 1:24 hour time adjustment, is it a loan?"

Duan Miao said awkwardly: "How do you get a loan and how do you repay it?"

The orange cat rubbed its paws: "Our 'Learning Loan' is specially designed for novice players. Players only need to confirm to get a loan, repayment... There are also three grades, and the department here directly recommends you to choose type 3 Learning loan, unlimited use of any exercises and reference books in the mall, guidance from famous teachers, but the price is that you have to successfully escape [-] games to pass the level."

Duan Miao nodded: "That's it."

There are too many things she needs to make up, and it is impossible to pass the level by making up one or two courses temporarily.In less than half an hour, she encountered mathematics and geography, and the remaining eleven and a half hours, who knows what she will encounter?Instead of wasting the precious chance of resurrection, it is better to directly survive the Jedi!

The orange cat showed a weird smile: "Okay, I will handle it for you now!"

***

Nan Shi was watching the little girl's escape game through the operation of dreaming. Of course, this operation was achieved through Qingying.

There is no way, he originally planned to go out of his body and become an NPC in the little girl's dream, but Qingying disagreed with life and death, at most, Qingying would enter his dream and broadcast it live to him.

For this reason, Nanshi also agreed to take a few meals of medicinal food to make up for it.

"Master, you are too hurt..." Qingying couldn't help shaking her head as she watched the little girl studying frantically in her dream.

Nan Shi shrugged and said innocently: "What harm is it to help others study? This is obviously a good thing, okay?"

Nan Shi was innocent in the first place, so tell me, this little girl is not superstitious, so he will definitely not be able to come to her door to find someone. If she doesn't play tricks, how can she make this little girl obedient and learn?

"By the way, has someone arranged for it?" Nan Shi asked.

A little girl must be guided by a famous teacher in her studies. He can't conjure up this famous teacher out of thin air. It would be too wicked to go directly to a living teacher to let her soul out of her body.

Fortunately, Chi You also has connections down there, so he doesn't need to go through Yuan Songquan—to owe a favor for such a trivial matter?He is not crazy!

"The teachers have arrived, and now they are waiting in line to see which class the little girl will learn." Qing Ying covered her lips with a smile.

"That's good." Nan Shi smiled slightly. The teachers he ordered to find in the underworld were all specially selected from Qingbei. Didn't the little girl want to be admitted to these two schools? As long as she studies hard, she may not Can't pass the exam.

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① Duchess from the Internet

②All the test questions appearing in this article come from Baidu Library. I couldn’t find out where the test papers are from…