The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Where is the most painful place on the face?

nose.

That thing has a lot of nerve thieves, and its skin is thin. As long as it aims at the target, it can directly cause [-] critical hits to the opponent, and it will also get continuous negative states such as tears, nosebleeds, and broken nose bridges.

Nan Shi smiled slightly, his eyes narrowed slightly, with an unspeakable evil spirit, the immortal master was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said: "Then we..."

In the next second, Nan Shi struck out with a heavy punch. Perhaps his smile was too confusing. The fairy master was hit in the heart before he could react. Noise——except for the sound of gasping, he really couldn't make any sound.

Nan Shi took a paper towel from the table and wiped his hands: "You're quite courageous, what gave you confidence? Your father who got AIDS from promiscuity or your mother who gambled and took drugs?"

The Immortal Master was originally a practitioner, and he already wanted to beat this young man who didn't know the heights of the heavens and the depths of the earth to doubt his life and forcibly purify his life. When he heard this, he paused: "How do you know?"

"Your parents told me." Nan Shi smiled.

He walked to the window, the window here is not chained, just open it and it's over, the fairy master wanted to take the opportunity to attack Nan Shi, but he couldn't move for some reason, he could only watch Nan Shi helplessly The windows were opened.

The night wind from outside blew in, stirring the curtains on both sides and rattling.

Qingying and Qingying were responsible for protecting Nanshi around, while the other floated out of the window and brought in two sad-looking ghosts—these two ghosts had been hiding outside the window, trying to leave several times, but seemed It's like being bound by something, and you can't go too far.

Judging from their faces, these two ghosts are the parents of the immortal master in front of them. Similarly, Nan Shi could easily see the cause of their deaths... Faces don't tell much, so Nan Shi just guessed casually. It shouldn't be too far off.

There is a saying in Jianghu that hits people first in the face, and curses at their mothers first.If the person was slapped in the face, the mother would scold her first.

They looked blank, even if they were pulled in by Qinglan, they would not resist, just like two puppets being lifted by someone's puppet thread.

Nan Shi sat down on the window with his hands, and the night wind also lifted his hair. He murmured, "If I endure this any longer, I'll be a Bodhisattva descending to earth...I'm sure I'll be beaten when I go home, right?..."

Qingying almost didn't lose her face, and almost laughed out loud: "It's enough for this servant to clean up this fairy master for you."

Nan Shi shook his head, pointed at the immortal master, and asked the two ghosts sideways, "What's his birth date?"

The two ghosts didn't speak, their lifeless eyes looked at the ground motionlessly, Qing Lan explained: "Master, these two souls have been refined by others, so they should no longer have their own thinking."

"Forget it." Nan Shi quickly gave up asking them, and turned to look at the fairy teacher: "Tell me, what is your birth date?"

The immortal master moved his lips: "...Fuck you! I've been hunting geese all day long, but I didn't expect..."

Nan Shi got off the window sill, walked up to him, raised his hand and punched him in the stomach, he didn't hold back at all, the immortal master snorted: "Unless you have the ability... Die, or you are dreaming! Let me go if you want, let's practice!"

"Okay." Nan Shi agreed immediately, and then looked at the guard at the side. The guard didn't move his hand on the other's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Young master, don't get your hands dirty, let the Sa family come!"

"No, let him go." Nan Shi said and took two steps back: "Try it, I can't beat it."

Although he has not reached the level of practicing in winter and summer in summer, he has been beaten in a solid manner. What kind of ability is it to rely on his subordinates all day long? A person must be able to stand up by himself to be really awesome.

Most of all he wanted to test something.

Immortal Master couldn't help feeling a little creepy, Nan Shi had been talking to himself from the very beginning, as if someone was answering him, these few words were obviously not aimed at him.As Nanshi's voice fell, his shoulders loosened, and the cold feeling was withdrawn from his body. Without hesitation, he directly attacked Nanshi: "Fuck you!"

This is a Lianjiazi, which is fundamentally different from the punks. He strikes fiercely, and when the fist comes, he can hear the sound of breaking the wind, and he can even see some moves.Nan Shi didn't hesitate, but he didn't choose to meet him head-on. The moves he learned were all about defeating the enemy with one move. If he really wanted to be punched, it would definitely be uncomfortable for him if he was physically tired.

Nan Shi sideways turned his face away, and the opponent's fist happened to brush his cheek. Nan Shi subconsciously punched him from below, turned around the opponent's arm, and hit the opponent's chin upwards—wherever he hit, There is a life on this person, if he is really going to be killed, he will be killed, what can he do?

Killing him now is called eliminating harm for the people. Although personal heroism is not advisable, it does not mean that he does not act when it is time to act. Rounding him up is a legitimate defense!

The immortal master didn't cry out in pain, but kicked Nan Shi's stomach while Nan Shi retracted his hand. Beyond the limit that the foot can kick.

The first test, success.

Nan Shi looked at the opponent coldly, turned to one side, and attacked again from the side. No one noticed that he picked up a letter opener for pretense from the table beside him, and stabbed the opponent in the back.

The immortal master didn't see it before, but Nan Shi came over with a knife. If he didn't see him, he would be blind, but no matter whether he was dodging forward, backward, left or right, Nan Shi could just step on him On the evasion route, Nan Shi rushed extremely fast, and arrived behind the opponent almost in an instant, and then stabbed him down with a knife.

But when the knife went down, there was no bleeding.

The immortal master only felt that there was something in his body that was pierced by someone, and all of his energy was released from the hole. Something cold jumped into his body through the hole, making him unable to move even a finger.

Nan Shi walked up to him and kicked him. Seeing that he still didn't respond, he squatted down, raised his hand and pulled out the knife. As predicted, there was no trace of blood on the wound, but the skin remained A hole was created, like a fake wound made by a special effects artist.

The second test, success.

Nan Shi originally wanted to pretend to be a coward and play with the letter opener, but as soon as it came out of the opponent's body, he threw it on the table in disgust.

The first test is whether the seven-star step is specialized for thunder or can it be used in daily life—the essence of the seven-star step is a divination formula, which can predict the direction of the thunder when it is struck by lightning.Nan Shi kept thinking, if this is the case, can it be used in daily life?Just tested it, and it works.

The reason why the other party couldn't hit him was that he had already 'seen' all the attacks, and the Seven Star Step, which can hide even the sky thunder, made no sense that it couldn't hide from a mortal, right?

The second test is the Yangguan point.Yang, yang qi, Guan, guanguan, as the name suggests, this is an acupoint that locks yang qi in the body. Of course, there are other sayings in traditional Chinese medicine. This Nanshi doesn’t care about him. He is a metaphysician. He knows this acupuncture point. Just do whatever works for you.

Once the Yangguan acupoint is broken, the yin and yang in the body will be out of balance. As long as the surrounding environment can be assisted—for example, now, when he is in the south, the ghosts are revived with heavy yin and thieves, and there are serious ghosts with him, as long as there is no yang around him. * At that point, it is enough to turn this place into a place where Yin Qi gathers.

When Yang Qi is lost and Yin Qi enters, the person will be a ghost if he can still move.

To put it simply, whether a normal person can survive or be paralyzed after being stabbed in the spine depends on luck. Nan Shi's own conditions make the probability of misfortune greater.

Nan Shi sat where the immortal master was originally sitting, stepped on the edge of the table with his legs, and leaned the chair back, forming a comfortable posture: "You have 30 seconds, tell me your birthday... Forget it, when For this sake, it’s the same whether you say it or not.”

The fairy master's eyes widened, his lips opened and closed, and he made a gasp of 'heh', 'heh'.Nan Shi didn't bother to look at him anymore, he was still a little impulsive, but in fact he should bear it, since Qing Lan said that the soul of the other party's parents had been refined, he knew what kind of dog evil = there should be some mysterious figure behind the sect or Simply not human.

It would be easy for him to keep this fairy master, but it wasn't because he was so passionate that he wanted to endure his paralysis and couldn't control it.

He turned his face and ordered: "Old Gou, does Fan Fan have his ID card on him?"

The guard responded, squatted down and turned over, and then quickly got the element, directly took the fairy master's mobile phone to unlock with the other party's fingerprint, and opened the health code—well, since the rabbit dynasty went through a big epidemic, As long as you use a mobile phone, everyone has a small program called "Health Code" in their mobile phone. If you search through it, the ID number of the other party will appear.

The guard smiled, and quickly asked Nan Shi for credit. Nan Shi glanced at the other party's ID number, and took out the copper coins from his pocket. Just screened out the opponent's horoscope.

A golden light flashed on his fingertips, good guy, he originally wanted to change the opponent's fate to be weaker to facilitate his work, but after a closer look, the opponent's death date is today... How easy it is.

He looked at the secret map of Luoshu. The cause of death of this noble immortal master was a car accident, and the body was not intact. Judging from his experience, it is estimated that the parts on his body were flying all over his body.

Let him take it as a good deed to save the doom of that big truck driver.

Nan Shi ordered: "Old Gou, I have wronged you, go back and give you 24 months' salary, go up."

"Dele!" Lao Gou happily replied, and got into the opponent's body. Immediately, the yin energy on the immortal master's body rose sharply, and his eyes turned white. Young master, I think I won't be able to get this bonus, and the other party's resentment, if I don't come up, I will be a ghost after seven days, and now I am doing justice for the heavens."

Nan Shi said that he would be given a year-end bonus of 24 months' salary, because the ghost's body would increase his crimes, but if this person turned into a fierce ghost, and the old dog's upper body suppressed his soul, it would be equivalent to doing good deeds and going to hell for a while. The plan is not only to not punish, but also to award a medal for enthusiastic citizens of the underworld.

"Don't be silly, you don't need to save money for your mountain master." Nan Shi chuckled, Lao Gou stood up, stretched his muscles and bones, knelt down neatly, and waited for the next order.

"How long can this body last?"

"If you go back to the young master, two or three years will not be a problem."

"Then don't worry." Nan Shi said softly, "You pretended to be him, and I successfully became a believer. Lao Wang went to the police and stabbed this den first. I will be your offline from now on. If you don’t know anything, go ask this fairy teacher, then break into the interior, find out who is there, find a chance to recommend me in... go and see who their boss is."

He squinted his eyes, and said with a smile: "It's also good to calculate the general account."

Are you kidding me? Is it considered the end of the matter to solve a downline?Finding such a person to disgust him, it really doesn't make sense if he doesn't stab the opponent's lair.

In addition, there is Yu's house, his violent tortoise shell is still at his house, he has to go to get it back, and ask him what he means by doing this.

"It's the young master."

Qingying and Qinglan looked at each other, it's terrible, this time I really have to set up two tables of wine to celebrate when I go home!

***

Nan Shi went out with a sullen face. The big man at the door had already heard the sound of fighting inside—but he was used to it. taught?

He glanced ambiguously at Nanshi's waist and hips, and at this time the "immortal master" also came out, and told the big man, "Nanshi is very destined to be a fairy, you should respect him and love him as you treat me." Same."

The big man's eyes changed all of a sudden, he didn't dare to look at Nan Shi with dirty eyes anymore, he said yes and sent Nan Shi back to the room.

His room is still the same, with a broken straw mat and a broken quilt, the difference is that the eldest sister and two old aunts are waiting for him in the room. When he comes back, the eldest sister greets him. She looks at the big man first. , Seeing the big man nodded, he said with joy on his face: "Xiao Nan is back? I have prepared clothes for you! Your room hasn't been tidied yet, so I feel wronged and live here first, and I will arrange a new one for you tomorrow. s room!"

"Our family is poor, and it can't compare to the famous brand you wore before, but they are all clean, so let's go to sleep instead! Ninth Sister, Fifteen Sister, go get Xiao Nan some water to wash his face, and add a quilt to him , this quilt is too thin to lie on the bed!"

The two old aunts hurried out to get ready. Nan Shi didn't say anything, and looked like he had been hit. The eldest sister wanted to pull his arm, but he avoided it lightly. The eldest sister didn't care, and said It was a homely routine, warm and kind, and only took people out when the water and quilts came.

The door was locked again.

It was only then that Nan Shi relaxed. He was not the one who wronged him. He just asked a guard to go to the restaurant where he ate at noon to get takeaway. Folding up a few quilts can be regarded as soft enough to lie down and sit on. place, he meditated again and practiced exercises.

Well, I'm still waiting to go to the scene, it's not good if I don't practice hard, he doesn't want to be slapped when he wants to go to the scene, and go home crying and begging Chi You for help, he can't afford to lose this person!

After a while, the takeaway came back, and the police reported it. The police said that they would wait until tomorrow to act. There are too many people in this den. The police need a certain amount of time to seal off the scene and deploy manpower so that he must not be seen by others. Come on, this kind of pyramid scheme doesn't respect humanity, they can do anything like chopping fingers and ears, safety first.

***

At around five o'clock the next morning, there was a harsh sound of knocking on the washbasin in the whole house, and someone shouted: "Get up! It's time for morning class!"

Nan Shi also woke up at this time. He practiced the mental method all night, and he didn't feel too haggard. Instead, he was quite energetic. He immediately lay down on the quilt, closed his eyes, and waited until someone called him.

Sure enough, after a while, someone came to open the door, and it was still the eldest sister, smiling like a flower: "Xiao Nan, did you sleep well yesterday? Woke up, and we have morning classes!"

Nan Shi pretended to be woken up, wiped his face with cold water casually, and followed the elder sister downstairs.

When we arrived downstairs, there was a crowd of people again, but Yu Jie did not show up. After the eldest sister arranged Nanshi to a brand new position, she walked to the middle and raised her voice, "Thank God for giving us another beautiful day. As long as we work hard, You will be happy! Perfect!"

The people below shouted in unison: "Happiness—! Happiness—!"

Sitting next to Nanshi was an old lady, also in her seventies, her face was full of wrinkles, but her skin was fair and tender, not the dark and rough that is common to the elderly. Her hair was combed meticulously, with a kind of look It's the temperament of a well-educated tutor, but relatively speaking, she shouts extremely fanatically.

The eldest sister waved her hand to signal everyone to stop: "I want to announce a good news to everyone. Xiao Nan was purified by the immortal master last night, and he has converted to my teaching! After the evaluation of the immortal master, Xiao Nan is a person with a very good destiny. , After half a year, he can be brought before the gods, receive blessings, and become a noble fairy teacher, everyone bless him!"

Immediately there was warm applause in the hall, everyone was clapping wildly, looking at him enviously and jealously, as if Nan Shi had won a 500 million lottery.

Nan Shi didn't change his face, he was still sullen, but he couldn't help but felt a layer of chill behind him - there were not only old people, but also middle-aged people, young people of the same age as him, and even teenagers, Almost everyone's eyes were so fanatical, as if they really believed in the existence of some Almighty God.

The power of brainwashing is really tingling.

In the next hour, the elder sister praised this pyramid scheme and cult organization, and even pulled a few people who claimed to have felt the existence of God to the center to tell how magnanimous, great, mysterious and noble the god is.

It wasn't until [-]:[-] that the eldest sister asked someone to serve breakfast. It was a pot of porridge that was almost boiled with porridge soup. There were no rice grains or side dishes, but everyone ate very sweetly, as if they had never eaten a meal. I have never tasted such delicious porridge.

Nan Shi didn't wrong himself any more, he put the bowl aside and didn't move again.

Old Gou's words are very useful, today there is no big man watching over him, so naturally this eldest sister will not make things difficult for him.Just when I was about to spend some time in a daze, I heard the old lady on the side say, "Xiao Nan, don't you drink porridge?"

"No appetite." Nan Shi said, "You can drink if you want."

The old woman looked around, and quickly adjusted her basin to Nanshi's basin. She took a small sip of water from the steel basin, and suddenly said in a low voice, "If you can leave, hurry up, here It’s not a good place, any gods are lying to you.”

Nan Shi was taken aback for a moment, the old woman was extremely fanatical just now: "How to say?"

The old woman put the steel basin to her lips, and said vaguely: "It's not a good thing anyway, just leave if you can, don't be fooled."

"Then you know it's fake, why didn't you leave?" Nan Shi asked Qingying to use a trick to prevent the people around him from hearing their conversation: "You say, they can't hear you."

The old woman was still pretending to be drinking porridge, obviously she didn't believe Nan Shi's words: "I'm leaving? Where am I going? I gave birth to a thing that should go to the [-]th floor of hell, robbed my house money, took me Get out... just hang out here and eat."

"Sometimes I think...it would be great if that Almighty God really existed. I will trust anyone who can cure that beast for me." Finished.

Nan Shi had mixed feelings for a while, he whispered: "It will be fine, everything will be fine."

The old lady smiled at him, with a penetrating look unique to old people, and looked at Nan Shi with pity and gratitude.Soon, the breakfast time passed, the old woman took Nanshi's steel basin and left, and told the big man that Nanshi had just arrived, and she helped wash his rice bowl, the big man waved away without saying anything.

Next, there was a class on how to make a fortune. The eldest sister brought a man in a suit to the middle. The story of going to a villa and driving a luxury car.

It has to be said that the other party is really good at making up stories. Hearing it makes people excited, wishing to go out and do a big fight right away like him. Qingying said in a low voice: "Master, the police are going to collect the net."

"Yeah." Nan Shi raised his hand and said that he wanted to go to the toilet. The window of the toilet was not locked, but it was made of steel bars to prevent theft. There was basically no way for people to go out. go out.

Not long after, a team of criminal police kicked open the gate of the villa. They were fully armed and shouted: "Don't move, police—! Everyone kneel down!"

When Nan Shi saw this, he turned around and got into the ghost car, not forgetting to say: "By the way, remember to go back and help me get the certificate and bonus for enthusiastic citizens, don't forget!"

"Understood, young master!" The guard smiled and said: "We agreed to split half and half, and I will never forget your part!"

***

City S.

Chi You looked at the letter in his hand: "Master, did you really do this?"

"Yes, the information sent back by Qingying is confirmed to be correct." Qinghe replied.

"What about the young master?"

"The young master went to the Yu family to settle accounts, and he probably won't be back in the next two days."

Chi You nodded dispensably, and said thoughtfully, "...why did you suddenly become enlightened?"

Really want to set up two tables to celebrate.