The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

After dinner, a group of people returned home. Nan Shi was stuffed into the bathroom to wash and clean his body of dust. He thought about it for a while, and then cleverly tied two kneeling Yiyis on his knees, and went to follow him. Chi You apologized.

"Brother, I'm too incompetent." Nanshi knelt down at Chi You's feet, beeping softly: "There will be no next time."

Seeing this, Qinghe retreated quickly, leaving space for them.

There was a jade ruyi on Chi You's lap, and his slender fingers twirled slowly on the auspicious cloud: "I thought you would say something else."

Nan Shi blinked his eyes: "There's nothing to say, no matter what the reason is, if you don't do it, you don't do it. I'm incompetent, please punish me."

Chi You looked down at Nan Shi, and the corners of Nan Shi's mouth drooped slightly, as if he was a little uneasy.

Chi You, on the other hand, was leisurely and calm: "Punishing you is to let you know your mistakes and correct them. Since you already know your mistakes, why should you be punished again?"

Nan Shi suddenly raised his head and looked at Chi You, his eyebrows and eyes stretched: "You really won't punish me?"

"Naturally, can't I still scare you?" Chi You stretched out a hand, Nan Shi was taken aback for a moment, then stretched out his hand to hold his palm and stood up with strength.Now that he got up, he stopped being polite to him, and sat down next to Chi You. As soon as he sat down, he heard only two muffled popping sounds, and the two of them immediately looked down at the sound—two Cloth bag.

Chi You raised his eyebrows and asked, "What is it?"

Nan Shi picked it up generously, just like picking up a dropped pendant, he casually gave a reasonable explanation without blinking his eyes: "It's nothing, I've climbed a lot these days, my knee Pantothenic acid, Qing Lan sewed me two knee pads."

Chi You looked at him meaningfully, Nan Shi suddenly met Chi You's dark eyebrows, and for a moment he forgot what to say next, his mind went blank: "...I...that what...I... ..."

Nan Shi's little finger moved slightly, wanting to raise his hand to touch him.

But no...

Nan Shi came back to his senses, and then he threw the kneepad in his hand on the chair next to him as if nothing had happened, and said again: "Senior brother, how do we deal with this divine way?"

Chi You asked back: "Aren't you very clear?"

"No." Nan Shi held his chin, showing a little distressed expression: "If I meet this kind of person again in the future, should I just be a tortoise shell and make trouble for others every day? He can't do anything to me, and I can't do anything Can’t get him? What’s going on here? Killing people doesn’t eradicate the root cause, spring breeze blows and regenerates…”

"That's not what you said just now." Chi You said flatly.

A certain gentleman surnamed Nan said that he doesn't need to take care of it from now on.

"Isn't that just... just to save face, and who can be dealt with on the spot and let him keep it as a disaster? But I saw his face at the time, his luck was exhausted, and he couldn't make any troubles, so I let him go. "Nan Shi whispered: "Brother, should I learn some Taoism or something? It's good to meet again next time..."

Chi You poked Nan Shi's eyebrows with one finger, and Sri pushed back slowly: "Let the basics go at the end."

Nan Shi said aggrievedly: "I don't want to, but who can figure out what is the birth date of those old ghosts who have been dead for thousands of years... Only they know it themselves? I was thinking at the time that I would Change your own life on the spot, and use the thunder to kill people—the risk is relatively high, and if you accidentally lose yourself, you will lose a lot."

"First look at his face and fortune, second look at his handwriting, and third look at the fortune-telling." Chi You said slowly, "Do you know why you say that you are chasing after the end?"

"I don't know." Nan Shi honestly shook his head.

Chi You said: "I don't know the opponent's horoscope, and I have no way to find out. Regarding the divine way, it will be clear if you send two people to test it out... Nanshi, you also know how to disintegrate the divine way, why did you come to the door? This move, You left early."

"Wait until you have completely ruined his way, and then go to the door. At that time, you can do whatever you want, isn't it good?" Chi You said leisurely: "It's still too impetuous."

Nan Shi said gruffly: "Isn't this someone just hanging around my door and looking upset... I've let the words out, wouldn't it be embarrassing if I don't go?"

"You have a lot of face now?"

"I raised people's ashes." Nan Shi carefully savored his feelings at that time, and said sincerely, "It's very cool."

Chi You glanced at him sideways and refused to comment.

Nan Shi said again: "Brother, since you know that I can't beat you, why don't you stop me?"

"Why do you want to stop?" Chi You sneered and put Ruyi on his lap into Nan Shi's arms, got up and walked past him leisurely: "It's just a small matter, you can go if you want."

"As far as I'm concerned, don't I have to take care of you when you go outing?"

Oh too.

Nan Shi held Yu Ruyi in his arms, and touched it—not to mention, it was quite slippery and smooth.

Chi You had already reached behind the screen, and his embroidered coat was hung on the screen. Nan Shi lost his mind, and suddenly thought of something: "Then why did you come to pick me up, brother? I haven't seen you usually Come out and pick me up!"

Every time Chi You went out to pick him up, he was always busy, either he picked him up to do something, or he came to pick him up because he had done something big and was afraid that he would have an accident.

Don't say anything about taking him out for dinner, Chi You is not a person who likes to go out to eat - it was only 10:30 in the morning, and the food hadn't been served yet!He said that the food at home was cold, it was purely used to delay time!

So can he round up and think that his senior brother actually cares about him?

Chi You's lazy voice came from behind the screen: "Go back."

Nan Shi curled his lips and left with Yu Ruyi in his arms.

***

Nanshi woke up from a full afternoon nap, and felt that the day had returned to its normal rhythm all of a sudden.This place in Yun Province has been in the south for more than half a month, and it's almost the same time. Before going to bed, he ordered housekeeper Zhou to prepare for the trip and leave. That night, he and Chi You got on the plane together and flew to the next provincial capital C. city.

Just kidding, if you don't run away, what if the authorities come to their senses and arrest him to apply for a permit?

The general meaning of the certificate is to prove that you are a legal metaphysical person who does not break the law or taboo and conforms to the three views of the New Rabbit Dynasty. After receiving the certificate, you have to sign a contract, which is probably equivalent to the country giving you a part-time job. You don’t need it for nothing. I understand, but when you are needed at a critical moment, you have to go. People like Nanshi will be classified as non-combatants, and at most they will be fortune-telling for others.

Most people have done the certificate. Nanshi asked Li Wenbo, and he did it. Usually, those who didn't get it were those who became monks halfway through Nanshi. There was no way, he didn't know, but Li Wenbo thought Nanshi knew, so he didn't mention it. .

So this has led to the need to go to regular training once the certificate is obtained in Nanshi. It is about listening to two or three hundred hours of online courses on the construction of the Rabbit Dynasty and the party philosophy.

If it was just him, Nan Shi would have recognized him, but what about Chi You?What about the whole family?The whole family, together with Chi You, listened to the Party Constitution?Still taking the exam?

This picture is so beautiful that he dare not think about it.

So it's still - the wind is tight!

Chi You had no objection. Nan Shi said that he wanted to leave, so he went with him, but it was hard for housekeeper Zhou to hurry up and make arrangements. Because he left too quickly, there was no time to clean up the things at home, so he could only leave on two flights. Fortunately, they As soon as they arrived in Yun Province, Zhongzhuangzi, the neighboring province, packed up, even if they decided to go there temporarily, they would be comfortable and safe.

It was daytime when they came, and the sun outside was too bright to see, but now they were running all night, so the scene outside was different.

As the plane rose slowly, the high-rise buildings gradually shrank to the size of ants, and finally only a little light could be seen, and then the dots became lines, and the lines became pieces.

The sky and the earth are pitch black, only the sound of the rumbling engine of the plane is left beside my ears, and those gorgeous and colorful neon lights have returned to their original bright white and yellow, and the elevated road around the city hovers between the sky and the earth, like a crouching dragon. A gorgeous world is divided among the mountains and rivers, like an inextinguishable firework, blooming on this land from ancient times.

It's not the first time Nan Shi watched it, but he really wanted to ask Chi You to take a look.

Chi You stood by the window, watching the countless large and small fireworks moving away from his eyes, Nan Shi smiled and pointed to the scene below: "Senior brother, look at that. , Those that go straight out are high-speed..."

Chi You looked in the direction pointed by the South Time, and the rays of light cut through the darkness, connecting the cities, towns, and villages. They never stopped, and they continued like this until the end of the sky and the earth .

These are amazing times.

***

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu whoa!" The door was knocked three times, but Taoist Master Xun did not hear anything, so he knocked down several times, but no one responded for a long time.

Behind him are two young men in sweatshirts and shorts. Although they are dressed casually, their upright postures can easily remind people of professions like soldiers. One of them frowned and said, "Master Xun, what's inside There seems to be no one."

"..." Master Xun was about to say something, but someone behind him said, "Hey! Who are you looking for?"

When they turned their heads, they saw an old man with a basket on his back walking over, looking at them with vigilance: "What are you doing in my ancestral house?"

This person is the old man Zhou who accompanied Nanshi up the mountain to pick mushrooms.

"Hello." Master Xun said hello first: "We are looking for someone, may I ask if Mr. Nan Shinan lives here?"

"Nanshi? I've never heard of it!" Old man Zhou pointed to the two handwritings painted with silver hooks on the plaque and said, "Did you see, the surname here is Chi."

"Did you find the wrong place?" The old man Zhou said again: "Old man, I have lived here for more than 70 years, and I have never heard of anyone with the surname Nan!"

The young man still wanted to say something else, but he turned his head and walked away when he saw Taoist Xun with a blank expression on his face: "Xun... Taoist Xun?!"

"Let's go back."

"Mr. Nan..."

"What Mr. Nan." The Taoist priest rolled his eyes at the sky without any image: "The man ran away!"

Still running overnight!

Who the hell would have thought of this!

He looked at Nan Shi, who was a personable person, gentle and gentle, and he looked like a child from a high school. He never expected that he would promise them to come to the door today to do back adjustment and apply for a certificate. Ran!

"Inform the over there about Cha Chanan's route, and see where he went...If there is no other way, let's inform the city of S. We may not be able to eat this person."

Master Xun murmured: "Those who hunt geese all day long will also be blinded by geese."

A few hours later, someone came to tell Xun Dao where Chang Nanshi had gone: "City found traces of Nanshi."

Master Xun guessed: "What are you doing there? Could it be that Yi Hexian has gone there? That's right, don't take advantage of the present..."

The person who came to inform held back for a while, listening to Xundao's long speech, and finally couldn't help but said: "It shouldn't be...he was eating hot pot when he was found, and his ID card showed that he had also purchased eight scenic spots including Jiuzhaigou and Mount Emei through the Internet. Most of the tickets are for travel.”

"..."