The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

The maid beside her was very strange, and Nan Shi had never seen her before.

Her face was as pale as paper, with two big blobs of blood-red blush painted on her face, and her dull eyeballs seemed lifeless, unable to reflect any light.

Nan Shi glanced at her and felt a little panicked: "Who are you? Where are Qingying and Qinglan?"

"Master, who are Qinglan and Qingying?" The maid opened her mouth, revealing a piece of bright red inside, no teeth, no tongue, just an empty blood color: "Young master, don't move, this servant will comb your hair for you."

It was only then that Nan Shi realized that he was sitting in front of the mirror, wearing a bright red embroidered gold unicorn suit. The maid grabbed his short hair and tried to press a plumed cap on his head. Frowning: "What are you doing, step back!"

"Young master, don't be willful. You are very happy today. How can the groom not wear an auspicious suit!"

Nan Shi Zhengyu asked why he was overjoyed, but he heard the maid say: "It's all over. Even if the young master refuses, there is nothing you can do. The general said that today you have to get on this sedan chair, enter this bridal chamber, and be a brother to the general." .”

"Don't be ashamed, young master. The general will definitely like your appearance." The maid said, and put the hat on Nan Shi's head abruptly: "Originally, according to the rules, you have to shave your hair with a money rat tail, but the general just shaves it." If I like you like this, I won’t shave it.”

Listening to his words, it seemed as if he was compared to the pamper of Israel's servants. Nan Shi's brows moved slightly, but he still couldn't hold back a sneer, and said, "Since I'm going to get married, then I've got married." Where is the marriage certificate? Where is the bride price?"

The maid nodded in a daze: "Of course I have them, the young master wants to see them, and the slaves will fetch them for the young master to see."

The maid turned around and went to the outer room, and brought back a tray for him. The red cloth was lifted, and from left to right were a piece of paper sprinkled with gold on a red background, a pair of gold bracelets, and a marriage letter.

Nan Shi opened the marriage letter without hesitation, and wrote: "Marriage between the two surnames, a contract will be made under one roof, the marriage will last forever, and the match will be the same. Look at the peach blossoms burning today, and it is suitable for IKEA; I would like to write a letter to Hongjian with the agreement of white heads, so that the alliance of red leaves can be recorded in Mandarin. This is the proof. ①"

Further on, the name of Nan Shi and a person named 'He Tie' are written, and the time 'July 2021, 7' is written below. '

"Why is there no horoscope in the marriage certificate?"

"There is no horoscope in the marriage book." The maid pointed to the red paper sprinkled with gold: "The horoscope is on the Geng post."

Nan Shi took a deep breath, then picked up the gold-sprinkling paper, opened it, and sure enough, there were two people's birthdays written on it.There is no problem with my own, it is indeed this date, and the birthday of "He Tie" is written on the day of Renshen in the year of Jiaxu, which is converted to August 1754, 8 from 12:7 to [-]:[-] in the morning.

He didn't even need to open Luo Shu's secret map, he just figured it out in his heart, and he was almost sure—this woman didn't lie to him!

He actually has a marriage contract with this He Tie!

WTF? !

"Where's my senior brother?" Nan Shi asked in a deep voice.

There must be something wrong with this, Nan Shi looked around, and suddenly found that the environment he was in was really familiar, not his home, nor Nanchen Pavilion, not even S City - Z City's hometown.

This is his room, but it is filled with overwhelming red, so he didn't recognize it for a while.

The maid said blankly: "Senior brother? What brother? The general said that everything should be kept simple, so no elders were invited except for the old lady."

"What about the old lady?" Nan Shi asked again.

The maid replied sternly: "The old lady is a widow. It's an auspicious day for the wedding. The old lady can't come out and rest in her room."

"I want to see the old lady."

"The young master is getting married. It's such an auspicious day. I can't see the widowed old lady."

Nan Shi was fooled, and asked again: "Who made the marriage contract with me then?"

"Naturally, the old lady begged the matchmaker to come to the General's mansion with a token and a letter. The General agreed when he saw the young master's photo, and gave him the token in return. After going through three matchmakers and six engagements, now he will marry the young master again. I'm here to greet you today."

It's actually a fucking serious process!

Nan Shi's face was extremely ugly.

He recalculated his own horoscope again, and he could see it clearly—his grandma did do this, but there was something strange about it.

He couldn't see anything strange for the time being, but there must be something wrong.

Now that the matter has come to this point, Nan Shi also understands in his heart - this is not reality.

It was a dream, a prophetic dream.

Before he fell asleep, he remembered that he was eating with Chi You, and fell asleep leaning on Chi You after drinking too much wine. That day was May 5th.

If you want to go through the process, it should be a matter of these few days.

He is waking up.

He is not afraid, his 'husband' character is already in his hand, even if he is put on a sedan chair on that day, as long as the general is unwilling to break up peacefully, he can immediately become a widower.

The maid abruptly tore Geng Tie away from his hand, pulled a piece of red hijab over, and put it on his head when he was about to go south: "Young master, the general is here, please put your hijab on."

Nan Shi knocked off the hijab and said with a sneer, "Get lost!"

He got up straight away and walked out. The maid's arms soared, and she was about to stop Nan Shi!

But seeing a golden light flash in Nanshi's hand, her arms brushed past Nanshi, and the wind that brought it lifted Nanshi's wedding robe. She walked towards Nanshi quickly, but she couldn't touch it no matter what. When he arrived at Nanshi, he watched him walk out of the wedding room abruptly.

It was very lively outside. When Nan Shi went out of the room and went downstairs, he saw many people chatting, laughing and eating melon seeds. There was no one he knew inside. Most of them were still wearing official uniforms of the Qing Dynasty. Ladies with small feet were walking around. Go, put your handkerchief over your mouth and giggle.

"Hey, why did the groom come down?" Someone asked in surprise.

A wife covered her lips and said in a low voice: "Maybe it's because of the general's might, so I can't wait! I heard that the groom's family has no real property, just a small dilapidated house in the countryside, and there is no one at home. It's just an old lady... ...This is General No.20, the third wife, right? I thought this groom must be a beauty..."

Nan Shiwen looked over, hooked the corners of his mouth, and said with a half-smile: "Well, I can't wait."

Can't wait to fool him to death.

This is a prophetic dream, he went downstairs, not like before, he could only watch from the sidelines or be unable to control his behavior, which means that what he is doing now is the future.

The people around Benyu said something, but they felt that something was wrong, and they stepped back one after another, giving way to Nanshi who was standing in the center.

With the sound of firecrackers, a strong man in wedding clothes walked into the door with a big smile facing the colored paper, and said loudly, "Daughter-in-law—I'm here to pick you up!"

Nan Shi was dressed in red, with flirtatious eyebrows and eyes, which made the man's eyes straighten at the first glance: "Weird! Which family are you from!"

The guests said one after another: "This is the groom officer! General He, great joy!"

"Good guy!" General He waved his hand: "Not at a loss! I'm going to prepare thirty dan home gifts for me! Daughter-in-law, let's go! Don't miss the auspicious time!"

"Go to your mother." Nan Shi sneered, and finally couldn't hold back a swear word: "Tear up the marriage certificate immediately, and I will spare your life."

"What a thing!" General He was stunned for a moment, and then he was furious: "Your family accepted my dowry, why, you didn't marry me foolishly! You lied about the marriage?! I don't care! Today you are my wife, marry me! You have to marry! You have to marry if you don’t marry foolishly! There are all marriage certificates from Geng Tie, three matchmakers and six hires, even if you don’t come to court today, you are also my beneficiary!”

"Yes." Nan Shi reached out and stroked the red mole under his eyes, with a smile in his eyes, but that smile was like a cold sword, making people feel as if they were about to be stabbed at a glance.A golden aura bloomed in his hand, and Luo Shu's secret map twirled crazily: "I'm in a bad mood today, I'll give you two choices, either I'll be a widower, or you tear up the marriage certificate and leave with the dowry."

"Let me see..." Nanshi squinted his eyes: "He Tie, was born on the day of Renchen in Bingshen, Jiaxu year, and died at... at the age of 54. He was from Liujiazhuang in southern Fujian. He lost his father at the age of three and his mother at the age of five. To be adopted by an uncle of the same clan... the lone star of Tiansha, and to be the most authentic first-rank Zhennan general... is a lucky fate."

"Because of the heavy murder after death, the soldiers fled from the underworld, and now live in Xiangning Mountain outside Shuicheng, Henan." Nan Shi looked at him with a faint expression: "General He, it's time to reincarnate long ago. It just so happens that Yuan Songquan and I have some old acquaintances. , do you want to arrange for you to reincarnate as soon as possible?"

"It's just that your fate is not very good after reincarnation. The crime of killing is too heavy, so you should be mentally retarded."

"You——!" General He cursed a curse word, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that this character in front of him was not a simple character. After reincarnation, a mentally retarded person can tell, this is not an ordinary mortal!

"I agreed to your old lady's plea with good intentions, and came to ask for marriage sincerely. How dare you expose my family property!"

Nan Shi was still smiling: "Just treat me as a fraudulent marriage, and ask you one last question, are you going to leave or not?"

"Bah, you are..." Before he finished speaking, Nan Shi moved, and suddenly a layer of dark clouds covered the sky, completely covering the stars and moon tonight, and there seemed to be faint thunder.General He suddenly became alert: "What are you doing?!"

There was a sudden loud bang in the sky, and purple lightning illuminated half of the city.

"It's thundering—! Run!" Someone in the yard screamed, and in an instant, countless phantoms entered the house from outside and began to hide in every corner.

Nan Shi looked up at the sky: "It's nothing, I'll change your life for you, I said I don't mind being a widower."

"It's the same with me when you're out of your wits." Nan Shi suddenly added: "By the way, do you still have blood left? Coincidentally, it's right next door. Don't worry, I'll see you off today, and I'll see you off tomorrow." Go and be an ancestor to others, and let them go down to accompany you as soon as possible."

"But then you shouldn't see it."

Logically, Nan Shi should not kill this person, let alone harm his descendants.So harming his descendants is purely a verbal threat, but killing him is a real deal.

His grandma is such a little old lady, she found him a yin relative when she was full?The other party is still a ghost?If there is nothing mysterious in the middle, he will not believe it. Anyway, this General He in front of him is smuggling into the world and killing people for fun. If he kills him, it is not wronged him.

General He stared at Nan Shi's fingertips. There must be something there, but he couldn't see it. The thunder rumbled above his head, as if all the thunder had hit him on the head. The creepy feeling made General He shudder. Cold sweat: "Fuck you mother! Bad luck!"

As he spoke, he pulled out the marriage letter and Geng Tie from his arms, tore them apart, and threw them at Nan Shi's feet: "Who the hell are you?!"

"I'm..." Nan Shi smiled slightly: "I'm a bad fortune teller."

The thunder faded away, General He took a deep look at Nan Shi, pointed at him and said, "I remember you!"

After that, he yelled, "Let's go!"

All of a sudden his people receded like a tide, leaving only a group of trembling guests behind, Nan Shi turned his face and said: "What? Why don't you stay here for a glass of water and wine?"

"No, no, farewell, farewell!" The guest slipped out immediately after saying that.

Nan Shi stood with his hands behind his back in the messy hall, stepping on the shredded papers of marriage letters with his toes, and bit his lips lightly.

As for Chi You, he scared people away, why hasn't Chi You come to rescue him?

Does he know?

How could he not know?

Why doesn't he come?

He agreed?

Nan Shi closed his eyes slightly, this was just a dream, don't take it seriously.

Chi You... Maybe his senior brother was delayed by something.

Maybe he never took it to heart.

***

The sky and the earth were gloomy, Nan Shi woke up from a dream, only felt a heat on his cheeks, and a drop of water slipped down and sank into his hair.He raised his hand to wipe away the water mark, as if it had never happened before.

"Why are you crying?" Someone asked suddenly.

The voice was light and familiar, and with the familiar fragrance of clearing the soul, it soaked Nan Shi thoroughly.

Yes, he is awake.

Nan Shi looked up, and saw Chi You sitting on the head of the bed with a thin silk quilt, holding a scroll in his hand, and it seemed that he had already turned over half of it.

Nan Shi whispered: "...I have a headache."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Chi You put down the scroll and leaned over towards him. His cool long hair fell next to Nan Shi's eyes, almost falling into his eyes.Fingers like nephrite landed on his forehead and touched it: "I don't have a fever...Since I woke up, I drank the hangover soup."

"I'm not foolish." Nan Shi closed his eyes, not foolishly letting him see his red eye sockets: "Brother, why are you on my bed?"

Chi You seemed to have smiled lightly, or maybe he didn't smile, because of the presence of Chi You in the boxy confined space, it seemed particularly insecure. Nan Shi almost turned over to avoid Chi You. .

Chi You said lightly, "I'm going to ask you that."

Nanshi subconsciously pinched his nails towards his palm, but instead of feeling the familiar pain, he pinched something silky.He looked along the gap in the quilt and found that he was holding a strand of long hair tightly in his hands.

Chi You's.

"Still letting go?" Chi You asked.

Nan Shi knew that he should let go now, but he didn't know why he was holding his hand tightly, and he didn't intend to let go at all.

Inexplicably, Chi You didn't pay attention to this matter, but instead asked: "Do you really have a severe headache?"

"Hmm..." In fact, my head didn't hurt very much.

The wine at home is brewed for the master to drink. The master's food and medicine are mainly mild and healthy. How can it be possible to have a headache after drinking too much?

Although Nan Shi had a dream, he felt as energetic as if he had slept for twelve hours.

Chi You was silent for a while, not knowing what he was talking about, Nan Shi also hesitated for a moment, wondering how to ask Chi You to leave, neither of them spoke.Nan Shi opened his mouth, but heard Chi You say, "Come here."

Nan Shiben slept next to Chi You, how could he go there again?

Chi You moved his hand, and Nan Shi involuntarily raised his body, tilted to one side, and fell down again.

When Nan Shi came to his senses, he was already lying on Chi You's lap. Chi You stretched out his hands to massage his temples, and sighed, "Nan Shi, you can't drink enough... just go back and talk about it."

Nan Shiyi didn't know what to say for a while, he focused all his attention on himself, enjoyed it in a daze, and said after a long while: "Senior brother, don't, I can just come by myself..."

"Be honest." Chi You increased the strength in his hand.

This time, Nan Shi was completely awake, and he was about to get up immediately: "Senior brother, how can I make these for me, just let Qinglan come... Can I drink hangover soup?"

"En." Chi You agreed, but didn't let go. Nan Shi's heart was complicated, like a light on his back, lying uneasy, but the force from his temples was indeed comfortable, and he suddenly heard Chi You asking : "What did you dream about?"

Nan Shi's eyelashes moved: "I didn't dream of anything."

"Say."

"..." Nan Shi struggled for a moment, then decided to say frankly—he has the ability to deal with the other party, but it means that he is really willing to stand face to face in that environment and solve the problem: "I dreamed that I was married, and there were three matchmakers and six hires. , there is a marriage letter from Geng Tie, and I want to marry a ghost named He Tie."

"I don't want to force the other party to tear up the marriage letter and post."

"That's not going to cry." Chi You pointed out the key point.

Nan Shi had a hard time in his throat, and he couldn't make up a reasonable reason for a while. He couldn't say that he thought that Chi You didn't come to rescue him, and thought he agreed to the matter, but then he was so stupid that maybe Chi You knew about him. I don't want to take care of him anymore, so I'm so desperate that I can't help but cry, right?

Is this something he can say?

As long as he dared to say a word, the dream immediately became reality.

Even if Chi You doesn't mind, can they still be like this?

Can he still lie on Chi You's body, and Chi You will rub and massage for him without any grudges?

No, there won't be.

Nan Shi moved his lips: "...I don't know, maybe I couldn't control it because I drank too much, and I was still laughing wildly."

"It's also possible, you... the wine quality is really bad, so don't drink alcohol outside in the future." After Chi You finished speaking, he suddenly changed the subject: "Is it a precognitive dream?"

"……I have no idea."

Chi You paused: "Since this is the case, there is no need to be stupid."

"...Okay." Nan Shi agreed, and then said, "Senior Brother, can I stop lying on your lap, my neck hurts."

Chi You sneered, and let go of him. He thought that Nan Shi would sit up, but he was not so foolish that Nan Shi just turned over and lay on his lap: "Brother, please help me press my neck too." ...neck hurts too."

"presumptuous."

"You have pressed all the buttons, so don't be presumptuous." Nan Shi muttered, and then his neck was grabbed by hands. He was shocked, and suddenly realized why cats were caught by people. The nape of the neck doesn't feel like it's struggling anymore.

Chi You rubbed the back of Nan Shi's neck, and then said, "No supper is allowed in the future."

In other words, he is fat.

In fact, the young people are well-proportioned in flesh and blood, and their waists are really not fat.

Nan Shi buried his face in Chi You's leg, and said in a muffled voice, "Actually, I have a question, I don't know if I should ask it..."

"Don't ask." Chi You interrupted.

Nanshi's dog's mouth couldn't spit out ivory.

"I don't care, I've said it." Nan Shi continued: "Brother, you don't exercise all day long. You either lie down or sit, read or write. Haven't missed supper and afternoon tea, and stayed up all night upside down day and night...how do you still have muscles?"

As Nan Shi said, he pinched Chi You's leg - it was hard.

He has been really curious about this matter for a long time.

It's unscientific, he would get fat if he ate too much when he was a ghost!Why did Chi You never gain weight!

He must have some special skills!

Nan Shiyu wanted to raise his head to look at Chi You, but just when his neck was pushed down, Chi You said flatly, "Don't move around."

However, Nan Shi had no choice but to obey his orders, and said, "I have another question..."

"It's okay to ask, but if it's these irrelevant things..." Chi You lowered his voice, and the threat was clear.

Well, Nan Shi originally asked him foolishly if he had a physical need and how to solve it. He didn't see Chi You at home with a concubine confinement or something. If the body is hot or cold... well, it should be cold.

If he asked, Chi You would probably unceremoniously throw him out of bed.

Forget it, it's rare to receive the grace of a beauty, and let him degenerate for a while!

He muffled a laugh.

Chi You lowered his head to look at Nan Shi, who was suddenly laughing happily on his lap, his brows and eyes were dark and thoughtful.

***

When he woke up the next day, Nan Shi finally realized that he was here for a trip.

When they arrived at Mount Emei, looking at the long steps, the big sun above their heads, and the air that seemed to have been distorted by the high temperature, they were ashamed.

Nan Shi said: "Brother, I suddenly became stupid about something."

Chi You's eyes fell on Nan Shi's body, and motioned for him to say.

"Then what, it's not good for our family to climb mountains under the sun?" Seeing that Chi You was silent, Nan Shi immediately pulled out his foolish rhetoric: "It's not that I'm not afraid, but I'm not so troublesome." Right? And there will be Taoist priests on Mount Emei, what if some Taoist priests come out to do justice for the sky when we climb halfway?"

"Ten thousand steps back, if they think that we are here to attack the mountain gate, wouldn't it be a bit sinful to make the noise?"

Chi You asked calmly, "Then how are you doing?"

"Brother, are you stupid?" Nan Shi looked at Chi You with bright eyes, and it's not too much to say a word.

"Didn't you buy the ticket?" Chi You said.

"I regret it." Nan Shi: "Let's go back."

Chi You paused, and looked at Nan Shi with a hint of amused smile: "Didn't you say that you are here..."

"That's right, it's all here." Nan Shi began to talk nonsense without changing his face and heartbeat: "We've all reached the foot of the mountain, we're here, we're here, we can go back."

Doesn't the air-conditioned room smell good? !Why did he climb the mountain with a high temperature of 37 degrees? !Is he tired of living? !

No!He hasn't lived enough!

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①Marriage certificate from the period of the Republic of China