The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

The dazzling sunlight reflected the entire sky into a thorough blue, and the white and solid clouds moved lazily, dividing light and darkness into two worlds.

Nanshi pretended that he didn't notice what kind of shit Chi You was watching, as long as Chi You didn't say anything, he wouldn't die yet!

Chi Yousili turned a page slowly, his eyes and brows moved slightly, obviously he saw something interesting - Nan Shi knew what he saw without looking at it, this book was not published in mainland China , he bought it for a reason that everyone understands, and originally wanted to learn how the protagonist in the book catches Lao Gong...

Well, it turns out that it is full of indescribable content. The protagonist's fear, despair, and happiness have been turned over and over at least four-fifths of the book. Learn a fart!How to learn this!

But he just watched it happily. Although [-]/[-] of it is indescribable, the remaining [-]/[-] of the plot is really touching. Finding plots in meaty texts and looking for meat in plots are the same. Something is wrong, and Nanshi is no exception.

Nan Shi wanted to talk about it last time, how did Chi You manage to read the meat text without revealing his aunt's smile?It's not scientific.

He sneaked out to the outside room with the lemonade in his arms, opened the door, hung up the sign that it is open, and hung the words "no guests allowed" on the door of the side room, so as not to let anyone go in and provoke Chi You.

Today, the first customer of Nanchen Pavilion is none other than Aunt Liu who buys silk next door. As soon as she entered the door, she looked around: "Hey, Xiaonan's place is pretty clean. I thought it would be a few months. It's all gray!"

Nan Shi took two steps forward, with a gentle smile just right: "I've been busy all morning, Aunt Liu, thank you for taking care of me! I wanted to go to the next door to find you, but I didn't expect you to come here .”

"Oh, Xiao Nan, you are too polite, it's a matter of convenience." Aunt Liu shook the fan in her hand, saw someone sitting in the side room, and said, "Hey? Do you have guests here? Why don't I come over later."

"It's okay." Nan Shi saw Aunt Liu's eyes kept turning to the counter, and said, "What is this?"

Aunt Liu showed some embarrassment, and then she took a step closer to Nanshi: "Then what... I didn't intend to inquire about it. When you closed the door, some people named you 'Mr. Nan'. He is a fortune teller. I Thinking that there is no one with the surname Nan in our area except you, I asked a few more words...Xiao Nan, do you know fortune-telling?"

Nan Shi pondered for a while, but he hadn't heard of anyone coming to him. He thought about it and there was nothing to hide, so he said, "I know a little... What does Aunt Liu want to see?"

Aunt Liu asked, "How much is your hexagram?"

Nan Shi thought about it, it's not good not to charge money, it's very unlucky, so he made a compromise and subtracted another zero: "Two hundred."

"Hey! That works!"

Nanshi originally wanted to take her into the inner room, but Chi You was sitting, and he was not willing to take her in. After asking clearly, Aunt Liu wanted to ask if her daughter's horoscope was compatible with the other party's, and he didn't use paper and pen to do anything Xuanhu Jiner, made a little fortune chart in his heart and said: "I don't want to scare you, your daughter was eight years old and had a fire calamity, and I won't mention the evil star when she was nineteen, anyway, it's all over."

"This marriage can be concluded, but there must be twists and turns before marriage, which is related to money. Go back and ask your future son-in-law if he has any debts? Since you want to get married, you have to get married cleanly, and don't drag your wife down. "

"Ah?" Aunt Liu exclaimed: "Xiao Nan, did you miscalculate?! Xiao Huang is an executive in the company, and his family has money, how could he be in debt!"

Nan Shi shook his head slightly: "I won't accept this money from you, you should first ask if you have any other debts besides the mortgage, if not, just come and tear down my signboard."

"Of course, he might not say anything." Nan Shi anticipated Aunt Liu's question: "If he doesn't say anything, you can go see him tomorrow at around three o'clock in the afternoon. Don't say hello, just go directly - tomorrow is a working day, He should be in the company, right?"

Aunt Liu heard what Nan Shi said firmly, and gritted her teeth: "Okay, then I'll go and have a look tomorrow."

In other words, don't even ask.Before she left, she pressed 200 yuan on Nanshi's counter, and flew away.

Nan Shi shook his head, put the money into the counter, grabbed a rag and planned to wipe the Baibao Pavilion again, although it was already very clean, but as long as Nan Shi put it behind the counter, the DNA would move. If you don't scrub yourself, you will feel uncomfortable.

Chi You stayed in the room with a scroll in his hand, but in fact, he focused his attention on Nan Shi.

It turned out that he was like this when he was alone.

He had never seen this kind of Nanshi before, and Chi You was smiling a little, somehow satisfied—even though Nanshi is with him now, the painstaking efforts he put in back then were not all hypocrisy. Seeing that Nan Shi was a layperson, he still felt honored.

The wind blowing from the air conditioner made the bead curtain shake slightly. Nan Shi raised his head and looked along the bead curtain if he felt something, and saw that Chi You also happened to come to see him. Their eyes collided after passing through the gap in the bead curtain , Nan Shi couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth.

Is this fucking dreaming?

Nan Shi silently patted his face, and then heard almost no chuckling from inside.

Hell, he doesn't want to open a store anymore, he wants to open a house now.

Maybe it's because he hasn't opened for a long time, and seeing that there are still some new ideas, many tourists come in to hang out. After entering, they find the handsome boss standing behind the counter with a smile, and unknowingly took out his wallet.

Nan Shi was adjusting the length of the bracelet for others and was busy collecting money. Even though Qingying was there to help, he was still too busy to touch the ground.Most of the customers preferred to ask him to pay the bill, and some young girls and boys tried to add WeChat with him during the checkout, and even secretly took pictures of him, but they were embarrassed to delete after being discovered by Nanshi.

It was noon after all this busy work, just as Nan Shi sat down, he suddenly slapped his head - Chi You is still there!

He looked up at the clock and found that it was already 12:30. He hurried into the side room: "Brother, have you eaten yet? Qinghe is too, why didn't you remind me? Qingying, go close the store and take a lunch break!"

As soon as he entered, he saw that five dishes and one soup had already been set on the table. It looked clean and fresh, but it looked like it hadn't been touched.

"Brother, why don't you eat first?"

Chi You finally put down the damn "My Ghostly Old Attack": "Wait for you."

Unknowingly, there were already three or four maidservants standing in the side room, each holding steaming dishes in their hands.

"Master, the food is still hot at home, please sit down." Qinghe pursed his lips and said with a smile: "I wanted to remind you, so it's okay to wait on the mountain master's way."

Nan Shi averted his eyes somewhat unnaturally, and sat down beside Chi You - it was obvious that Chi You often waited for him to eat before, but the feeling is very different now.

He was digging his head in suspense, when someone handed him a handkerchief, Nan Shi took it and used it, and was going to return it in the end, but saw a hand he was very familiar with took the handkerchief back, he looked up, completely confused Weijue Chiyou had waved away all the servants at some point, leaving only the two of them in the room.

"Eat slowly." Chi You said in detail: "Drink a bowl of hot soup first, and then eat cold dishes."

Nanshi turned his chopsticks towards the cold potato shreds and turned to the soup pot. In summer, he drank two bowls of American ginseng and chicken soup abruptly.

Nan Shi touched his back after the meal, the two bowls of chicken soup were a little too full, he was sweating all over, and said with some embarrassment: "Brother, I'm going up to take a bath, do you want to go to the second floor to sleep for a while? "

"Huh? No longer open the shop?" Chi You raised his eyebrows.

Nan Shi turned around and gave him a look at the translucent back material: "...I drank too much soup."

"Alright." Chi You responded, got up and went to the second floor with Nan Shi.

Nan Shi took out a paper towel and wiped the sweat on his forehead, and complained: "I'm too delicate, it was normal to sweat before, I didn't change my clothes at all, I just waited for it to dry naturally, now Even after sweating and not taking a shower, I still feel uncomfortable.”

Chi You asked back: "Is it my fault?"

Nan Shi actually said confidently, "It seems so."

Then he was glanced at by Chi You.

The second floor was originally Nanshi's residence. After all, he was poor at the time, and renting out the original house was also a source of income. Later, after he moved into the old house, he didn't sleep much here, but there is still what he should have, simple and simple Of the two bedrooms, one room is used as a utility room, and only one room can sleep.

Nan Shi took out a sweatshirt from the closet familiarly, he hesitated whether to give Chi You one - Chi You is sure to be cool and sweat-free, but it must be uncomfortable to take a nap in a long gown... Chi You Undershirt for tryst?

Obviously unlikely.

Nan Shi paused, and suddenly remembered that Chi You was different from him, a bum. He wore long gowns either without them or with a sweat vest. Chi You honestly wore obscene clothes, so there was no need for them at all. undershirt.

His brain... Nan Shi sighed, he is not old yet, his brain is not working well.

"Senior brother, I'm going to take a shower first, you go to take a nap first." Nan Shi said hello and got into the bathroom to take a shower. After washing, he found that he only took his sweater and no underwear.

This time, Nan Shi can be sure that his brain is really not working.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, the undershirt is big enough, you can't see anything if you don't wear it, just go out and get it - now that Chi You is probably lying down, it's not good to ask Qingying to help, he'd better go get it by himself.

Then again, it's not that he didn't take a bath in the same pool as Chi You, even if he saw it, it didn't matter... right?

Nan Shi took a deep breath, calm down, you have no evil intentions!Shit!

Having said that, Nan Shi still felt guilty for some reason and opened a crack in the door to look outside—very good, Chi You has already lay down!

Nan Shi opened the door, quickly slipped to the bedside table, bent over to open the drawer and took out his underwear, put them on impatiently, and turned his head to see that Chi You had already sat up, looking at him calmly , I don't know how long I watched it: "Why did you come out without wiping your hair?"

...Damn, why did he put his underwear in a drawer instead of a wardrobe!

This bend...

Nan Shi felt inexplicably sad and indignant. He clearly wanted to give Chi You the impression that he was not greedy for his body, but he seemed to be running in the opposite direction all the way.

but!Since Chi You didn't speak, he pretended he didn't see it.

Nan Shi said with a normal expression: "In this weather, I will do it myself in a while."

"Come." Chi You sighed, and called Nan Shi to his side, motioned him to sit down, took off the towel on his arm, covered his head, and wiped it for him helplessly: "You want to wait for it?" I’m afraid I’ll have to wait until night to do it myself.”

With the air conditioner turned down so low, do you still expect your hair to dry by itself?Drying in the shade is fine.

Nan Shi struggled to grab the towel: "Brother, I'll do it myself."

"Be more honest." Chi You scolded, and Nan Shi became obedient in an instant.

The surroundings became quiet, and the sound of rubbing towels penetrated Nan Shi's eardrums, which was unavoidable.

"Senior brother, I think..." Nan Shi opened his mouth halfway to speak, but he hesitated, wondering if he should ask.

Chi You flicked his red ears with his fingers, and sighed, "Yes."

Before he finished speaking, his slender fingers clasped Nan Shi's jaw, turned his head around, bowed his head and kissed him lightly.

Chi You's kiss was as calm and calm as other people's, with a vague sense of intolerance. Nan Shi was slightly taken aback, raised his chin slightly, and couldn't help but want to respond to him.

He reached out and hugged Chi You's neck. He didn't close his eyes this time, but looked at him fixedly, as if trying to find something out of his face.

Nan Shi still has a sense of unreality, it's really strange, is he such a lucky person?If he likes Chi You, does Chi You also like him?

But the fortune-telling that he relies on for a living can't tell Chi You's fate at all, nor can he tell whether it's true or false.

Nan Shi considers himself a person who is not too careful. Whether it is true or false, there is no such thing as a perfect road, and you can always make do with it, but if Chi You is just playing around with him , or for some other purpose?

After a long while, Chi You let go of his lips, and lightly pecked his lips twice, brushed the corners of his lips with his fingertips, and wiped them clean for him: "What are you thinking?"

"Brother, what if..." Nan Shi paused, then smiled and kissed Chi You's cheek again, and put his head on his shoulder: "...Forget it, that's it."

"Anyway, you promised me, it's useless to regret it." Nan Shi raised his head and kissed him heavily on the chin, smiling very proudly.

After a little thought, Chi You understood what Nan Shi meant, but he didn't pick on him, and patted his back comfortingly: "Go back earlier today, I'll show you something."

It seems that this will scare Nan Shi, but it's better to scare him for a while than to make him fearful.

Well... there is one more important thing at the moment.

Chi You lowered his head to take a look, and Nan Shi lowered his head subconsciously, then took a breath, and just as he was about to get up, Chi You held his neck again, and was easily controlled, Chi You was condescending Looking at him carefully, Nan Shi licked his lips and said, "Then what... the chicken soup is too nourishing."

"En." Chi You responded lightly: "Is there anything else you want to say?"

"...Can I go down?" Nan Shi swallowed.

Chi You sideways kissed his eyes, Nan Shi closed his eyes subconsciously, his eyes were warm, and when he was in a daze, he heard Chi You say: "Nan Shi, I'm always here."

Then the kiss fell on his lips again, swallowing his gasp into his throat.

After a while, Nan Shi was let go. Chi You got up and took a handkerchief from the side to wipe his hands, and said thoughtfully, "It's time to make up."

Nan Shi's whole body was so weak that he couldn't live up to it, and he lay on the bed and said sullenly, "...an accident."

After suspecting that his brain was not working well, Nan Shi felt that his body might not be working well either.

Chi You chuckled, threw the handkerchief aside, and went to bed and hugged Nanshi, comforting his back: "Sleep."

"En." Nan Shi responded.

Then Nan Shi turned over.

Turned over again.

Can't sleep.

Damn, why is he so spineless, is it... is it...

Nan Shi silently pulled the quilt and buried himself in it.

If he was allowed to turn like this, he wouldn't be able to fall asleep even with an immortal on his side, let alone Chi You, who had always been awake?

Chi You looked at Nan Shi who was almost suffocating himself, and yawned lazily: "Not hot?"

The figure under the quilt moved and stuck to his body.

"not hot."

Chi You was a little annoyed at this moment, he stretched out his hand and tore off Nan Shi's quilt, and poked his forehead against his fingertips: "You useless thing."

You were fierce when you questioned him, but now you know how to be afraid again?

***

After taking a nap, it was almost three o'clock in the afternoon. Nan Shi glanced at the time and felt that he had really fallen.

Then the first thing she did when she went downstairs was poured a bowl of medicinal soup by Qingying.

Qingying was still on the sidelines whispering: "Master, your body is not good!"

When Nan Shi heard this while drinking halfway, he almost spit out a mouthful of medicinal juice: "...Wh, what? Brother told you?!"

Can this fucking Chi You talk to Qingying? !

"Is there anything you can't say?" Qingying looked normal, looking at Nanshi with the expression of an old mother looking at her unworthy son: "Usually I told you not to skip class and exercise hard, but in the end you just went fishing for three days and two days Let the net go! Alright, there is no other way, drink it! The mountain master has ordered that this soup will not be broken from now on..."

To ask Nan Shi to drink the medicine, he had to use the word 'drugging', one can imagine the difficulty.

Nan Shi said embarrassingly: "... won't something happen if you make love like this?"

Qingying looked at him strangely: "No, isn't it just some medicine to warm and nourish the body? It would be a ghost if you can drink something! It's strange... You haven't drank this medicine for a while before, right? , that is, when we first moved into the old house, we couldn’t bear everyone’s yin energy, didn’t we stop long ago? Why do we want to drink again?”

Oh, it turned out that it was just an ordinary health-preserving medicine, and he thought that Chi You really tossed a bowl of aphrodisiac medicine for him.

Nan Shi knew that he had misunderstood, so he relaxed visibly with the naked eye, and winked at Qingying in the mood: "I can't help it, who made me, your young master, still a living person?"

Qingying put away the bowl, and said meaningfully: "It's okay, the living will die one day."

Nan Shi rolled his eyes, opened the door and went to work.

After being busy for a while, Nan Shi came back to his senses - wait, what health medicine is he drinking?Why can't stand the yin, isn't he very used to it?

Nan Shi thought about it for a long time, and suddenly realized something, raised his hand and poured down the herbal tea beside him to suppress the heat, but couldn't help but smile on his lips.

"Boss Nan!" Someone entered the store.

When Nan Shi heard the sound, he saw another acquaintance, that enchanting little Ling who once tried to have a 3P with him. He dyed his hair dark purple and looked even more graceful. Winking eyes: "Boss Nan, why did you open the door, you miss me!"

As soon as Xiao Ling saw Nan Shi's smiling eyes, he immediately changed into a more coquettish and enchanting posture, but when he saw that Nan Shi's eyes were clearly focused, they were not on him at all, so he looked a little puzzled again: "Boss Nan?"

He just saw Boss Nan smiling so nicely. He thought that Boss Nan was finally moved by his three visits to the thatched cottage and was willing to train his little slave, but... Fuck, this is not smiling at him at all!

"Huh?" Nan Shi came to his senses, and then his expression turned cold: "Hi, what do you need?"

Xiaoling: "..."

It was indeed his illusion!

Xiao Ling picked two things at random, and while paying, tried to stuff the small note with the contact information into Nan Shi's palm: "Boss Nan, you are still single, and I am also single, we can Let’s make do together! Think about it!”

Just when Nan Shi was about to turn him down, the bead curtain on one side made a pleasant sound, and he saw Chi You lightly lifting the bead curtain with a jade fan in his hand, and said flatly, "Nan Shi, come here."

"Yeah." Nan Shi subconsciously took two steps over there, only then remembered that there were still customers in the store, and turned his head to ask, "Is there anything else you can do?"

Xiao Ling stared blankly at Chi You, "...then what... I can..."

"You can't." Nan Shi interrupted ruthlessly, and then Qingying stepped forward to take Nan Shi's burden, while Nan Shi quickly opened the curtain and came to Chi You's side: "Brother, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Chi You's expression was flat: "You are the shopkeeper, welcome guests and entertain guests, just let the servants do it."

Nan Shi asked doubtfully, "Then what am I doing in Nanchen Pavilion?"

Chi You replied: "To check the accounts, just tap the warehouse."

Nan Shi paused, and tentatively asked: "...Senior Brother, do you find that guest displeasing to you?"

"En." Chi You adjusted his cuffs: "It's good to know."

Nan Shi couldn't help but look at the outside through the bead curtain. Seeing that everyone had already been sent away, he pulled Chi You to sit down, and raised his hand to serve Chi You tea: "Senior brother, welcome and see you here, that's it." In this way, after all, it is business, and peace makes money.”

He blinked: "Why don't you let Qinghe accompany you home first?"

"No need." Chi You leaned on the back of the chair, seeming to be at ease: "It's rare to come here, so it's good to have a look."

"Alright then." Nan Shi said with a smile, "I'll close the door earlier that night, so let's go home for dinner, shall we?"

Chi You turned a page of the book, "As you wish."

Nan Shi took a look—what the hell, why is it still "My Ghostly Old Gong", brother, are you addicted to reading pornographic books? !

Someone outside shouted: "Nanchen Pavilion! Takeaway!"

Nan Shi's brows moved slightly, but he didn't care, after all, Qingying would order takeaway sometimes: "Then I'll go out and get busy."

"Go."

Two minutes later, Nan Shi looked at the 2L milk tea bucket in front of him with question marks all over his face: "Qingying, what did you order? Isn't it a bit too much?"

Qingying was also dumbfounded: "...Didn't you order it?"

Nan Shi: "...No."

Qinghe opened the curtain and came out, and said to Nan Shi: "The owner of the mountain said that this thing is cold, young master, please be more restrained... What the owner of the mountain just ordered the servants to order is fresh oranges with little ice and normal sugar, right? ...is that a bit too much?"

Nan Shi said with a headache: "Qinghe, how many drinks did you order?"

"The owner of the mountain said that if you like to drink, young master...the servant ordered ten cups."