The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

If it is said that it is extremely miserable, the worst is still a certain unit in S City.

I heard that there is a gentleman surnamed Nan who has some skills, but he disappeared suddenly before he was able to confirm it. Then I heard that he was in a car accident, and then I heard that Ren Yihao went somewhere to buy goods. It sounds like It is an ordinary performer in the rivers and lakes, but before I could check it carefully, I went out to travel for several months in the blink of an eye.

Good guy, this time I went on a trip, Yun Province came to grab someone.

Although this Mr. Nan is a native of City S, and there is absolutely no advantage in belonging to Shangyun Province in terms of region, City S still has a fight with Yun Province and sprays people back. As for the Huijing side Stealing people... Heh, it is impossible for Mr. Nan to go to Huijing without Yun Sheng!

After discussing the ownership of Mr. Nan, I learned that he closed his business again and went out to escape the summer heat!The staff responsible for applying for the certificate checked according to the household registration address. Not only did the people go to the empty building, but they were almost sickened by the ghost of the doorkeeper.

Absolutely!

From summer to autumn, the office in City S finally waited for someone to open the door.

The staff of a certain unit in Room S wept with joy.

"Hello, you can watch whatever you want. Please call me if you need it." As soon as the two staff members entered the door, they saw Mr. Nan in the photo holding a mobile phone in one hand, obviously watching some live broadcast, and holding a feather duster in the other hand. There was a moment of dusting, and before I could explain the situation, a brother from Shunfeng Express came outside: "Nanchen Pavilion, express! Come out and move!"

"Here we come!" Boss Nan replied, and reluctantly put down his phone and went outside to pick up the courier.

At this time, a takeaway came, and a piece of milk tea and egg waffles came in. After moving the delivery, Mr. Nan poked a cup of milk tea and drank it. He picked up his phone and started watching the live broadcast.

... It's really not to blame that they didn't intend to contact this Mr. Nan before. It's really like the kind of young people who don't know much about helping others to tell their fortunes - the kind that rely on unreliability and guarantee .

Where does the master put the courier milk tea in person to watch the live broadcast!There are also some young people from the Taoist and Buddhist systems in their office. They seem to be reliable, with a mysterious and mysterious demeanor. This one in front of them... is too down-to-earth.

The two looked at each other, decided to take another look, and pretended to be ordinary tourists looking at the goods in the store.

— One more thing, he also sells fakes!

Really, I have never seen such a master.

While the two were studying a bodhi seed bracelet with bitter faces and deep hatred, another middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes came into the store. He greeted him without looking at the things on the counter: " Are you Boss Nan?"

Mr. Nan raised his eyelids and glanced at the other party: "Yes, I am. I don't do business these days, please go back."

The middle-aged man didn't even look at it, so he grabbed an extremely cheap mobile phone pendant hanging on the wooden shelf of the counter, and said flatteringly: "Master Nan, please show me? I'll buy you for seven figures." handicrafts, ah no, buy your antiques!"

Mr. Nan snatched the pendant from the other party's hand: "Not for sale! My handicrafts here are clearly priced, and the price of the mobile phone pendant is 50 yuan! Turn left one kilometer from the door and you will find the branch of the Price Bureau. You're messing around! If you don't leave, I'll call the police!"

The middle-aged man sighed, and spent 50 yuan to buy the mobile phone pendant with a melancholy expression, and said: "I will come again!"

"Don't come!" The two of them swore that they heard the young boss's muttering clearly: "Isn't the seven-figure figure intended to launder money? ...or is it an unannounced visit from the Price Bureau?"

Nan Shi was really annoyed to death, and he didn't know who spread the news. There were not two people who came in to do serious shopping all day long, and they all came to him for fortune-telling.

Fortune-telling is a side job!sideline!Gan!

Qingying opened the curtain and came out, holding a basket of fruits covered with grass leaves: "Master, the courier sent a basket of apricots..."

Nan Shi felt uncomfortable when he heard the word 'Xingzi', his scalp tightened, and he asked guiltily, "Did you send it here?"

"Yeah." Qingying replied inexplicably, "It looks quite fresh to me. Shall I wash a dish?"

Nan Shi opened it and took a look, and immediately felt like giving Xingxian a good beating - Guo Xingxian said that he would give him some local products, it really is a fucking local product!Isn't it autumn?This fucking was picked off from Xian Xinghua, right? !

Thinking back a month ago, Chi You asked Xinghuaxian for a few apricots as a reward. He didn't know what to use, and wondered whether the apricots on this old tree of Xinghuaxian were particularly sweet or something, and he usually didn't have less I tried some thousand-year-old lychee trees and other fruits, and they felt that they were a little sweeter than ordinary ones, but I never expected that it would work for that!

Apricots are warm in nature, not a kind of medicine for strengthening yang and tonifying kidney, but thanks to Xinghuaxian, this thing can neutralize yin energy!

A person like Nan Shi who is eager to hang on to Chi You every day, seeing this Xingzi wants to sleep in the study for half a month to keep him safe.It's not that he doesn't like it, but it's too much and he can't stand it, but Chi You doesn't allow him to do that much, saying that it hurts his body too much, and it's comfortable to be comfortable after a night, but he really can't bear such an approach.

Qingying looked at Nan Shi with a strange expression on his face, and asked again: "Do you want to eat?"

"...Eat!" Nan Shi waved his hand, aside from other things, this apricot is really delicious!The meat is juicy, sweet and pitted!

He didn't feel any embarrassment at all about eating the fruit that grew on Xinghuaxian's body. It was essentially the same as his little friend raised an apricot tree at home and picked some fruit for him to eat.

Qingying lifted the curtain and went in.

Nan Shi took another sip of milk tea, and in a blink of an eye, he looked at the two people who had just entered the store for a long time without saying that they wanted to buy anything and walked over with a business smile: "Hello, may I ask you what you need?" Take it off and try it on?"

The two looked at Nan Shi's smile, and said in a daze, "Okay... I'm sorry to trouble you!"

Nan Shi handed them the string of bodhi bracelets, and one of them came back to his senses after the female voice of Alipay's arrival sounded behind Nan Shi. He showed his ID with the national emblem and said, "Hello, Mr. Nan, we are the Special Office of City S, please cooperate with the investigation and show your ID."

"...Huh?" Nan Shi said, "Wait a minute...don't put away your documents yet."

After all, the backhand is a call to 110——

Nan Shi took out his ID card after confirming the existence of these two people: "This is my ID card. The driver's license is in the car. Do you need to see the business license? I am serious about handicraft business here. May I ask the two of you?" Is there anything the police officer wants me to do?"

One of them looked at the ID card and was stunned for a moment: "No, I want to see your Taoist card."

"I haven't done it yet." Nan Shi rolled his eyes in his mind, only to remember that there was such a thing - he completely forgot.However, Nan Shi's ability to open his eyes and tell lies has always been very strong: "Since you can find this place, it means that you should have a basic understanding of me... I was born in Ye Luzi, and no one told me what kind of Taoist certificate I need to apply for." , What should I do with this certificate? Where should I go? What materials should I bring? Please tell me, the two police officers?"

"You don't have to be so polite!" One person explained to Nanshi the standards of materials such as photos and household registration books required for applying for a permit, and said, "Apart from applying for a permit, there is one more thing to do today. Would you like to join our special office in S city?" Office? Registered name, with establishment, pay six insurances and one housing fund, if you need it, you can also assign work, children's college entrance examination will be awarded points according to military status - except for the occasional case that needs to be handled, this case can also be taken care of, you It’s enough to receive two orders a year.”

"Oh, by the way, the key point is to allocate the house. The underpants are upstairs... It's not possible to have a garden villa on the top floor. It's no problem to allocate an apartment of [-] square meters. Or if you have something else you like, you can change it at almost any price."

Nan Shi touched his chin: "Is the treatment so good?"

"The country still attaches great importance to this area!" Another person said: "Don't listen to other people's nonsense, there is no such thing as slicing, and you will not be asked to do things that violate the bottom line - the premise It’s just that you don’t break the law, you can do what normal people can do, and you can’t do most of what normal people can’t do.”

"Then what can I do? Is there any preferential treatment?"

The other party thought for a while, and said, "For example, can you carry controlled knives on public transportation at critical moments? Of course, it's best not to do this at ordinary times."

Nan Shi couldn't hold back a chuckle, and said leisurely: "Okay, then I'll go to your place tomorrow to apply for a certificate and go through the formalities."

The two looked at each other, a little speechless, can't believe it's so simple?

Nan Shi waved his hand: "Okay, that's it, I'll go if I say I'll go, I won't run... Do you want to have a meal before leaving? It's getting late."

"No, no, no." The two refused in one voice: "Let's go back and punch a card before we get off work, and we will wait for you at the office at 02:30 tomorrow afternoon?"

"Okay." Nan Shi responded and sent the two of them away. Qing Ying came out with apricots and asked, "Wasn't the young master unhappy before? Why did you agree again?"

"Back against a big tree to enjoy the shade!" Nan Shi picked up an apricot and stuffed it into his mouth, and said vaguely: "I'm from S City, and I can't run or walk. If you want to do business, what's wrong with making six insurances and one gold for nothing?"

Qingying thought the same, let him go, after all, it's not a big deal.

It will not be too bad to build the country into such a court.

Nan Shi ate three or four apricots in a row, when he suddenly saw a guest entering the door, he just wiped his hands and wanted to say hello, when he saw an old acquaintance coming in.

"Mr. Nan, it seems that you are doing well after you leave for several months?" The visitor took a deep breath, as if he was satisfied with the smell in the store.

"Yi Hexian?" Nan Shi didn't love him: "What are you doing here? Tell me what you have to say."

Yi Hexian sneered and said, "I'm here to ask Mr. Nan for a fortune telling..."

Nan Shi shook his head and interrupted him: "You've been back...for a few months? Have you developed anything? I think you're so weak now that one of the big maids by my side can beat you twice. , it seems that there is no good result."

"Isn't it thanks to Mr. Nan?"

Nan Shiduan is polite, but when he opened his mouth, he said: "You know what, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Thanks to whom, you know it yourself."

As soon as the voice fell, a few people rushed in from outside the door. As soon as the gate of Nanchen Pavilion was closed, the people who came were all gorgeous and majestic Taoist robes, carrying peach wood swords, yellow paper talismans, soul-suppressing bells and other magical instruments, and shouted: " Yihexian, you have been arrested!"

"Put your hands up, stop resisting! You can keep silent, but everything you say will be evidence in court—!"

Nan Shili wiped the apricot in his hand slowly, and took another bite: "My senior brother is right, to deal with someone like you, it's enough to wait, there is no need to go to you... You just said let me I'll make a fortune for you, don't forget, you have no future."

Yihexian was taken away. He has no followers, so he has no vows, and his tortoise shell is gone.

It was dusk, a carriage parked quietly outside the door, and half of the bamboo curtain was lifted, revealing the graceful jawline of the person inside.

Nan Shi silently swallowed the apricots, and asked Qingying to hide the plate, and went up to meet him: "Brother, why are you here?"

"I'll pick you up." Chi You said flatly.

"No, it's not time to get off work yet."

"Then wait for you."

"Okay." Nan Shi stretched out his hand, Chi You caught it and floated down.

The lazy afterglow of the setting sun outlines a layer of golden red edges for everything, which looks fluffy, gentle and fiery.

Chi You smiled, raised his hand and touched the corner of his mouth: "What are you eating?"

Nan Shi smiled, not embarrassed to say, he held Chi You's hand, and led him inside: "Brother, let me tell you, I had a meal at an official's house 5 minutes ago, and I will be a civil servant tomorrow !"

"Ah."

"You know, six social insurances, one gold, and a job, hey? Brother, do you want to register together? You can get an extra apartment!"

"No shortage."

"It's not like that..."

……

As the sun sets, the end of the sky shows a beautiful gray-blue color, and almost nothing is shining in the sky. The red lanterns on the eaves are slowly swaying with the hot wind. With a flicker or two, the lights in the lantern came on.

After leaving the golden-red setting sun, the whole street was covered with a layer of delicate blush, the lights in the bushes were also on, and there was a touch of emerald green again. There were tourists sitting on the ferry boats, and there were faces. The aunt with the wind and frost supported the oars to make leisurely water patterns on the river, and swayed along the seven-mile long street with the singer.

Pedestrians walked down the street laughing at each other.

Life continues.

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The author has something to say:

I finally finished writing. It’s not that I don’t want to write more episodes. After thinking about it carefully, I have written all the rewrites. If I continue to edit it, it will be a bit watery.

At the beginning of August, the next book will focus on Fengshui evil spirit refiner X sand sculpture master master →

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For the first half of his life, Bo Nan followed the standard script of not bullying the young and poor, getting revenge, becoming famous, and enjoying endless glory.

From a certain day, he suddenly felt that such a life was very boring, and he wanted to give up everything in front of him to realize his own pursuit——

Eat soft rice.

***

For the first half of his life, Yin Baijing followed the standard commercial war against Long Aotian. He was born into a family with a handsome appearance, and he was able to command the wind and rain in the mall.

From a certain day onwards, he also felt that this day was meaningless, and he wanted to give up what was in front of him... Oh, that's impossible, why should the world he built be handed over to others?Just find yourself an obedient and beautiful wife to live a comfortable life and be happy!

Then he found Bo Nan, beautiful!obedient!Clever!sensible!Apart from the fact that the salted fish is amazing and he can do everything by himself, everything else is fine!

Boss Yin enters the company with his back supported by the spring breeze every day, and then goes on extra [-]-hour shifts to support Bo Nan, lest his family Bo Nan be wronged because he has no money to spend, but he never expected that he would come home that day Then I found a group of powerful bigwigs kneeling in front of his family, Bo Nan: "Sir, have mercy on us!"

His family, Bo Nan, lazily propped up his face, and said slowly in his most familiar voice: "Move yourself."

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Bo Yizhen transmigrated into a Qiqiliu Xiuxian novel. The male protagonist took the route of avenging his father for 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi Mo bullying the young and poor. The spiritual root was destroyed, so the counterattack all the way from the useless spiritual root became the story of the fairy emperor.

It's easy to say, there's nothing wrong with it, but Bo Yizhen found out that his name directly overlaps with the protagonist's father, even when he was six years old when he tested his spiritual root.

That's almost certain.

Good guy.

Bo Yizhen is a good guy directly.

In order to avoid the main line of the story of "he died tragically, and his whole family died tragically", Bo Yizhen decided... not to get married, not to have children!As long as the protagonist is not born, he will not die tragically!

As for the tragic death of the whole family, Bo Yi really thought—wouldn't it be better to kill the people who killed his whole family first?

#As long as I am strong enough, no one can kill my whole family! #

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