The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

At dusk, a hundred ghosts come and go.

When the master's house travels, the door must be wide open.

First came four maidservants in pink, holding lamps to guide the way, followed by four maidservants in purple, holding incense burners in their hands, and then a pair of guards riding maroon horses, followed by a carriage slowly driving out of the gate, Chi You was lazily half-lying on the carriage, dressed in blue and Qinghe, and followed by Qinghe, followed by a longer carriage, followed by Qinglan, who was still a guard and maidservant.

The bamboo curtain of the carriage shook, revealing the scene inside from time to time.

Chi You was still lying half-lying lazily, playing with a few copper coins in his hands and thinking about something, but in the carriage behind was a dark coffin, and Nan Shi's body lay quietly inside.

On the coffin board, Nan Shi's soul was sitting ignorantly, his eyes were blank, apparently without sanity.

There is ignorance in human death, if there is no resentment condensed into a ghost, most of them are in such a haze, waiting for black and white impermanence to be greeted, and then they go down to the underworld, pass through the stage of reincarnation, and arrive at the palace of the king of hell. regain sanity.

——But it is said that this is to prevent the deceased from causing trouble, and it is more convenient for a mentally retarded person to say whatever is right and wrong to start working.

This group of people entered the main road, and the footsteps of the lamp-wielding maid in front made a mistake, leading the group into the ghost realm.

People have their own way, and ghosts have their own way.

The way of ghosts is much more convenient than the way of humanity. It is almost equivalent to a highway with no speed limit and no matter what?What do you think if you bump into other ghosts?If you hit it, you will hit it, the boss is going out, if you don't hide when you see it, you have to go up, and if you hit it, it is tantamount to death in vain.

In less than half an hour, Chi You and the others had already arrived at their destination - the lair under Feilan Mountain in S City.

It's an exaggeration to say it's the lair, but it's actually Chi You's mausoleum.

This is the second time Nan Shi came to this place. The first time he came, he fell in and walked out. This time, he went in lying down. I don't know if he can come out.

Chi You ordered Nan Shi's coffin to be placed under his coffin in the main tomb.

His coffin is a hanging coffin, suspended in the air by several human-thick iron chains.As soon as Nan Shi's coffin was put down, Nan Shi, who was sitting on the coffin board, was shocked by the coffin. Nan Shi's eyes became less confused, but he was still confused.

Qing Lan stepped forward to help Nan Shi down, Nan Shi obediently took her hand down, and walked aside.

Chi You floated up, raised his finger to point at his coffin, and flicked with the other hand, Nan Shi's coffin board flew out, and something flew out of Chi You's coffin and landed between his lips and teeth.

This is one of his funeral objects, the secret treasure of Zhaoyao Mountain, the Ice Soul Orb.

Chi You fell beside the coffin, frowned, but still lowered his head and passed the secret treasure and a mouthful of pure cultivation into Nanshi's mouth, and finally wiped his lips and tongue with some disgust.

Tsk, a smell of blood.

The Ice Soul Orb can keep Nanshi's body from rot, and his cultivation can hide in the underworld, which is called black and white impermanence... Now the mastermind AI Huang Quan can't determine whether Nanshi is dead or not.

"Just leave it like this." Chi You flicked his sleeves, turned around and left: "Let him stay by himself and reflect on it!"

"Yes." The servants on both sides responded one after another, and exited the main tomb in an orderly manner.

***

Nan Shi didn't sleep very well this time. He always felt as if he was being moved around. It was very hot at first, and then very cold at the back, and there were constant low-pitched sounds similar to machinery in his ears. It was the beeping sound of the heartbeat returning to zero that often appeared on TV that made him very irritable.

But I don't know why, but I can't move or speak.

Fortunately, it was quiet in the back, but it was too quiet, and I couldn't hear anything. Nan Shi didn't think much about it, so he continued to sleep.

As a result, he fell asleep and fell asleep and felt that he was squeezed panicked, as if he was pressed by something, and he seemed to be pressed by something, so heavy that he couldn't breathe.

He yawned, woke up, and unconsciously pushed the thing that was pressing him out. Before he could push twice, he heard a thud, and couldn't push it anymore.

What the hell?Is his bed that small?Can't you straighten your arms?

When Nan Shi opened his eyes, he saw himself lying on his side.

Nan Shi: "...?"

He reached out and touched it, it was cold!Soft!Not a mirror!

"Fuck?! Qingying! Qinglan! Senior brother! Help—! There is a ghost—!" Nan Shi was so frightened that he immediately pushed the person forward, and there was another thud, the back of that 'his' head It hit the wooden board, the sound was muffled, and it hurt a lot.

He also wanted to step back, and there was a board behind him, so he could only stick to the board tightly.After a while, the other party remained motionless, like a dead person.

Maybe this 'dead man' looked exactly like him, but Nan Shi didn't feel too flustered.He hesitated for a moment, and called out in a low voice: "...Mom."

It's a little too much fun.

etc!Why is he cold? !

Nan Shi immediately abandoned the prejudice in his heart, reached out and pinched 'own' cheek hard, it was really cold!And it's so cold!It's still a little green after pinching... When did his skin become so tender?

Wait a second, why did you assume this was yourself?

Nan Shi hesitantly climbed up—maybe his soul has left his body?Anyway, if you are undecided, just ask his senior brother to take a look!

The body is very light, and Nan Shi quickly crawled from that exit... and floated out.

As soon as he came out, he realized that something was wrong.

Nan Shi looked up at the huge coffin hanging in the sky, and then looked down at the place where he was lying just now. That's right, it was also a coffin.

Isn't this his brother's grave? !

The memory of his life finally returned to Nan Shi's mind, and he remembered... Oh yes, he was hit by a big truck.

Nan Shi looked at his coffin and corpse in disbelief, and sat down on the coffin board - he was so fucking cold!

He lifted his own corpse with his feet, the corpse was kicked crookedly, and then it became a flat lying position, Nan Shi stepped on his stomach with his feet, looked at it with his chin in his hands, a little bit like twitching cigarettes.

Just thinking about it, his head was hit by something, and then fell into his arms.

Nan Shi subconsciously picked it up and took a look - a really heavy silver ingot.

Before he could react, a pile of silver ingots fell on top of his head, smashing Nan Shi's head full of bags. Nan Shi yelled and turned his head and ran away. However, these silver ingots seemed to have a locking function. Where did he run? Just fall there.

After running for a while, Nan Shi found that running was useless, so he honestly put one end of the coffin board on the coffin, hid himself under the beveled corner of the coffin board, and heard a burst of crackling, like a rainstorm—— It's a bit of a torrential rain, this is a fucking hail level!

Finally, the sound on the coffin board stopped, Nan Shi cautiously leaned out to take a look, good guy, the end of the coffin board connected to the ground is full of silver ingots, piled up like a mountain.

slap.

Something fell on his head again, it was so heavy that it knocked Nan Shi dizzy, Nan Shi picked it up and saw it was a small bottle of Coke.

For some reason, his heart moved, and he immediately hid under the coffin board. Immediately afterwards, a dozen Cokes fell in front of him, yes, it was the kind of Cokes in a dozen plastic bottles!

After the coke is over, there are cigarettes, mahjong, cola, potato chips, instant noodles, self-heating small hot pot, and even a mobile phone and tablet plus a 3080ti graphics card... This graphics card is worth tens of thousands of dollars, right?

Nan Shi was thinking about who would do such a wicked thing about giving gifts, when a hazy voice came from his ear, the voice of Guo Xingxian: "Nan Shi, you have a good journey... woo woo woo, I will It's time to send you to the car! It's all my fault!"

...?

"Brother, there is nothing else. I still have a little money. I will burn more paper money for you. If you encounter any black and white impermanence, remember to put more money. You can eat this snack first. If it is not enough, you can give it to me." Have a dream! If you don’t trust me, I’ll make offerings to you and treat you like my godfather!”

...? ? ?

"Your body was taken away by your senior brother... I don't even know who your senior brother is. At least I need to know where you are buried, right? I will go back to my hometown tomorrow and teach my godfather to use a mobile phone. If you have any questions, you can send me a message." Send a text message to ask, woo woo woo!" Guo Xingxian's voice was crying so miserable that Nan Shi could imagine his snot and tears without seeing it.

Nan Shi probably came back to his senses.

Guo Xingxian was burning paper money for him.

One thing to say, he suddenly understood why he burned the paper money for Chi You, and Chi You found an excuse to beat him up when he got home—he also wanted to beat Xingxian now.

All kinds of peanuts, chocolates and melon seeds were still falling down. Nan Shi reached out to grab a bottle of Coke and took a sip. Then he unpacked a pack of potato chips. He heard Xingxian say again: "Nan Shi, you have to listen I see you moving aside, I'll get you a big one!"

Nan Shi subconsciously said: "No need, you keep it for yourself..."

Before he finished speaking, a villa suddenly appeared in front of him...a villa the size of the cat villa.

Nan Shi was dumbfounded—especially when his brain told him that he could really live.

After burning this, Guo Xiaoxian finally stopped his sacrificial activities, said that he would come back to burn paper money for Nanshi next month during the Chinese New Year and then fell silent.

Nan Shi felt that he had opened the door to a new world.

He called Qingying Qinglan twice more, but no one answered him, and he called other servants, but there was no response, presumably no one was there.But if it comes, he will be at peace, he is a little depressed about the things that he has been cold now, and he doesn't understand why he is so easily led by the dog... He didn't see that his face was wrong either!

And when it was calculated before, it was said that staying in Lingnan Village would be of great benefit, what the hell kind of benefit is this?Is it good to be a ghost?

That's right, he gave God's fragrance, this father is not worthy to be his father, he will be a thief to God from now on!

Nanshi sat on the board of his own coffin and drank two bottles of Coke, three packs of potato chips and a box of self-heating hot pot. He hiccupped because of it. He still had the time to take a look at the brand of this small hot pot. It was quite good. eat.

The mausoleum was dark, with only a few ever-burning lamps emitting a turquoise light.

This is Chi You's mausoleum, his senior brother might be hanging on top of his head, Nan Shi didn't dare to move around, he just sat in a daze on the coffin board, and played with the mobile phone and tablet Xingxian gave him for a while— ——Guo Xingxian thought very well, and even knew to send a wifi and a cat over here, but there is no power supply here, so he can only play single-player.

One day later, after this series of technological products were out of electricity and scrapped, Nanshi still hadn't waited for anyone to come.

The body is really light, he can float or fly, his brother's coffin is so high, he can easily go up, but the material here may be a bit special, or it is limited by ghosts, such as walls, coffin boards, etc. There was no way to go through it directly, the gate was closed, and if he couldn't open it, he couldn't get out either.

He knocked on his brother's coffin board: "Senior brother, wake up, brother, you have been sleeping all day and night!"

His voice echoed in the main chamber, but no one answered him.

Nan Shi circled around, the hole he fell into before had been filled, and he couldn't get out from there.

He didn't have any divination tools at hand, so he tore the biscuit carton into small squares, the one with the pattern was the front, and the one without the pattern was the back, and calculated for himself according to his birth date for a long time. There is no reason to die any more.

Another day later, he was already bored and lined up snacks and drinks on his coffin board three times, and even dared to put his corpse in various poses: for example, the left hand is like a scissors hand, and the right hand is like a heart some type of.

Looking back and waiting for the day when his senior brother’s grave was dug—ah, no, it was during archaeology, and they opened his coffin to see: What the hell!Why is there a modern person lying here?It's even better than scissorhands!

Nan Shi made up his mind to laugh so hard that he leaned forward and backward, and after the laugh was over, he gradually became lonely again: "Is there anyone, come out quickly...you can scold me a few words..."

"Why did I die... I can't figure it out..." Nan Shi whispered.

He began to think about the cause of his death.

It was true that he was hit by a big card, but there must be other reasons. He had calculated before that he was not a short-lived man. It is only possible that he did something in the middle, which caused his death.

The death calamity is very close, and it is easy to guess, it is the matter of the mourning ghost in Lingnan Village.

Logically speaking, if he didn't take care of those film policemen, they wouldn't die. Qingying had confirmed that.But serious injuries are certain, and maybe they will have a short life. It depends on when Xing Huaxian makes the move. If it is later, the injury will be heavier and there will be more people; alright.

He had thought about it before he did it. He can't tell people's fortunes, so he didn't tell the policemen that they were going to be unlucky at all, and he didn't even say a few words, and how could he be blamed for playing the national anthem? What about the head?

He didn't know whether the national anthem would work or not, he just tried it casually. If someone happened to come by the side of the road and the national anthem was playing on his mobile phone, would he be killed by the passer-by?

It really doesn't make sense.

Nan Shi was so angry that he smashed the Coke bottle on the ground. The Coke bottle made a crisp sound and rolled away.

He looked sideways at the various drink bottles on the coffin board. He was still thinking rationally how long it would take to pick up these bottles. After a while, he felt that the workload was not bad, so he waved all the bottles All of them fell to the ground.

The bottle rolled, and finally rolled to a person's feet.

Chi You walked out of the dark place like a leisurely stroll, he looked down at the Coke bottle under his feet, and when he stared at Nan, he scolded: "Presumptuous."

As soon as Nan Shi saw Chi You, he jumped off the coffin board. He might have been locked up in this place for several days, so he rushed over without thinking.

Qinghe was beside Chi You, and when he saw this, he was about to step forward to stop him. Chi You waved his hand to signal that he didn't need it, and then Nan Shi threw himself into Chi You's arms and hugged him: "My Mom! Why did you come here!"

Chi You frowned and looked at the person in his arms: "... Qinghe, find someone to see what's wrong with the young master, why is he calling me mother."

When Nan Shi hugged someone, he felt his heart at ease -- no kidding, now he wants to hug a dog in front of him, let alone a person.

He let go of Chi You, went to hug Qinghe again, and then said with a smile: "Brother! I'm not out of my mind! I just want to sigh why you came here!"

"I'm relieved to see you!"

Chi You refused to comment. He walked to Nanshi's coffin with a calm gait, and bent down to check the condition of Nanshi's corpse. As soon as he reached out his hand, he took out a small piece of biscuit from the neckline of the corpse.

"...Is this what you did to your corpse?"

Nan Shi quickly picked it up and threw it aside, leaning over to tidy up his corpse - he was so boring before, and the corpse was even better than scissorhands!

"I don't mind my corpse." Nan Shi said with a guilty conscience.

Chi You squeezed the corpse's chin, but saw that there was nothing inside. He wanted to ask Nan Shi, but he thought of Nan Shi's character. If he found anything, he would definitely tell him, instead of waiting for him to find out.

Without hesitation, he inserted two fingers into the corpse's mouth, and directly touched the corpse's throat. After his fingertips touched the Ice Soul Bead, he pulled it out, took the handkerchief from Qinghe and wiped his hands , commanded: "It's okay, don't touch your body, I put ice soul beads in my mouth, to protect your body from decay."

Nan Shi shrank his head in fright at Chi You's actions, subconsciously feeling a little nauseous.From his point of view, it was Chi You who inserted two fingers from his (corpse) mouth into his (corpse) throat. This shit, the plot of an old horror movie.

Fortunately, his organs were not pulled out, otherwise Nan Shi would be scared for the rest of his life.

After a long while, he said: "Then what... I'm already dead, I don't care if the body is rotten or not, I don't need any beads, brother should use it by himself."

Although he has never seen Chi You's corpse, he also knows that if there is such a thing to protect the corpse from dying, Chi You will definitely use it himself. According to the conclusion of the novel, there is usually only one such thing. What if he uses his senior brother? ?

He's not particular about people, he's dead, it's okay if the body rots!Go back and discuss it with his senior brother, and cremate him quickly before he dies, so as not to leave a psychological shadow on himself.

Chi You looked playfully at Nan Shi who seemed to be a little moved, knowing that he seemed to have misunderstood something, but he didn't bother to explain: "A Nan, you don't want to live anymore?"

Nan Shi poked his cheek when he heard the words, it was okay, it was cold, but not stiff yet: "My body is cold, can I still live?"

He has already figured out why his skin is so tender and a bruise is poked - it's not his tender skin, it's a corpse spot!

Maybe there are some beads that can keep his skin soft and not corrupt inside, but the blood still stops flowing, no problem, poke it, and the blood will coagulate together, which is the same principle as the corpse plaque.

She never expected that one day Nan Shi would be able to appreciate her own corpse spots.

Pooh!Who is to appreciate this!

But this is not impossible, is it?

"Why not?" Chi You leaned against Nan Shi's coffin, and he changed the subject: "I thought you should reflect on yourself."

"Yes." Nan Shi nodded: "I shouldn't be blindly meddling in other people's affairs, I just didn't expect the thief to be so unreasonable, he would kill me if he said he would kill me, he wouldn't give me a chance .”

"Tell me."

Nan Shi sat cross-legged on the coffin board, explained his theory again, and finally added: "...But it's useless to know now."

Chi You showed his first smile today, but it made Nan Shi's scalp tingle, and he said meaningfully, "It's not too late..."

His senior brother must have something to say later, Nan Shi didn't dare to intervene, so he heard him continue: "I think... I gave you too much time."

Nan Shi nodded and waited for the next one, but Chi You stopped talking and looked at him instead, as if he should speak at this time.Nan Shi bit the bullet and said, "What you're saying is that I have a stubborn personality, can't be disciplined, and have failed my senior brother's expectations."

Chi You nodded: "Since you have reflected on yourself, then follow me."

"Where?"

"You'll know when you arrive." Chi You waved his hand, Qing He stepped forward and knelt towards Nan Shi: "Young Master, please follow me."

At some point, a carriage stopped outside the door of the main tomb. Qinghe helped Chi You go up first, and then let Nan Shi get on the carriage. The carriage whizzed and circled in the air for a week, but then rushed straight down.

Nan Shi: "Damn it's about to hit the ground!"

Before he finished speaking, the carriage passed through the soil and entered the ghost road.Nan Shi said in embarrassment: "...Ah, the driver's skills are quite fancy!"

After he finished speaking, he felt even more embarrassed, and then he remembered that there was no driver in this carriage, and his senior brother directly controlled it.

"I mean, your driving skills are unprecedented!"

Chi You glanced at him lightly, but didn't speak.Nan Shi was embarrassed and didn't dare to say anything, he could only sit obediently and fell asleep unconsciously.

I don't know how long it took before the carriage stopped. Nan Shi was awakened by the vibration. He raised the curtain and saw that there was an overpass outside.

... This bridge is quite trendy, and it looks very technological.

Why are there two light blue light trails in the sky?

Chi You said leisurely: "The Ice Soul Orb can still protect your corpse for three years. Within three years, if you can learn to change your life against the sky, you can still be a living person."

Nan Shi: "...? Brother, I didn't understand, can you say it again?"

Chi You wouldn't tell him again. With a wave of his hand, Nan Shi was thrown out of the car with a backpack.

Before Nan Shi could react, the carriage had already stepped onto the path of light in the sky and disappeared quickly.

Nan Shi: "Brother...?!"

What's going on here?

He opened the backpack and saw that there were two silver ingots, a tortoise shell, a few copper coins, a pair of pens, ink, paper and inkstone, and nothing else.

He looked around in confusion, and found that this was a world he didn't know at all... It was very similar to the high-tech city in the future interstellar animation.

There are many high-rise buildings in the distance, and the colorful neon lights are constantly swaying in the sky, but when they meet the light path in the sky, they go around, and a few cars fly past the light path in the distance, looking at it from a distance , There are also a lot of traffic lights floating.

The subway hanging upside down under the overpass slid past silently, causing some vibrations. Nan Shi leaned over to take a look, and could only see the afterimage of the subway.

A drop of water landed on the tip of his nose.

It's raining.

With the first drop of rain falling, the subsequent rain will not stand still. Nan Shi immediately looked around. There was no shelter on the flyover, and there was no way to hide from the rain. He ran down the flyover in two or three steps, intending to go to Hide under the flyover.

In such a short time, the rain fell like a water curtain.

Nan Shi managed to hide under the overpass, and saw a bloody figure jumping in, who was in a mess, with a big hole in his stomach, and he was holding his intestines in his hands.

Nan Shi bumped into such a scene head-on, and immediately couldn't hold back his terrified cry: "Ghost—!"

Nan Shi's cry frightened the other party. He looked around and saw that there was no one else, so he realized that the 'ghost' was referring to himself.He wiped his face and cursed: "What's your name! Aren't you a ghost too!"