The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

In any case, Nan Shi's trip to set up a stall today has been successfully completed.

The voluntary work released by the system must work at least 60 hours a month, calculated according to the night market from 8:12 p.m. 15 days.

In fact, it’s okay, because intermediate wholesale goods can be ordered directly through the system. These days, the underworld is full of holograms. People who are like time travel can go to the underworld for a short time. The model is placed in front of you, and you can look at it casually. If you like it, it will be delivered to your door within 100 minutes, and it can even be delivered directly to the booth. There is no need to worry about Nanshi.

Zhuo Wen's working hours are much longer than his, [-] hours a month, rounded off all year round.

Nanshi, who is used to being busy, has nothing to do and no one to chat with him, so he can only rely on the window to play with his mobile phone and watch the special episodes of the underworld - the ground network has not yet opened all login permissions to him, and he can only watch for one hour a day , It is said that the soul of the new ghost is unstable, and the time spent on the ground network is too long and it is easy to be lost.

Nan Shi thought, this might be equivalent to the anti-addiction mechanism, right?

Suddenly there was a shrill meow from downstairs, Nan Shi looked subconsciously, and saw a skinny sheriff cat chasing and beating a chubby white cat, the scream was made by the white cat of.

There was an old man standing not far away, and helplessly shouted over there: "Stop beating, you both will be full! Huahua, please stop beating me!"

However, the cat can’t understand human words, so the sheriff cat chased the white cat desperately. The white cat was chased so hard that it hid behind the old man. The sheriff cat jumped up and bit, but the white cat didn’t bite , but threw the old man to the ground.

Startled, Nan Shi couldn't help leaning out, and shouted loudly, "Are you all right?"

Hearing the voice, the old man looked up: "It's all right, I can get up by myself."

Nan Shi didn't pay much attention when he heard the words - after all, although the appearance didn't change after death, the body function was actually restored to the best condition, unless it was born with a disability.

Unexpectedly, the old man failed to stand up after trying several times on the ground. Nan Shi looked at it for a while, clicked his tongue, and went downstairs to help him.

"Thank you, young man." The old man frowned and rubbed his leg, and murmured in disbelief, "Isn't it? Is it broken after falling?"

"Maybe he fell hard." Nan Shi supported him and said, "I'll take you to the community hospital."

"Success." The old man said happily.

In fact, without Nanshi, the people from the community hospital had already rushed over.When the chip finds that the owner has an accident and is incapacitated, it will be automatically conveyed to the community hospital.

However, with the help of someone and the mechanized smiling face of the robot, the serious person looks more comfortable.

The old man pointed to the bench beside him, and motioned for Nan Shi to take him over and sit down: "Wait here for a while, they will come to pick you up in a while...Young man, you just moved in? You came down at such a young age? It's a pity. !"

"It's okay, it's okay, there will be eight hundred car accidents a day without thousands, I'm just unlucky." Nan Shi said with a smile.

The two cats seemed to be tired and hungry, so they surrounded them.The sheriff cat looked skinny, but it wasn't afraid of people. It jumped directly between Nan Shi and the old man and meowed. The white cat was scared by it, so it dared to squat at the old man's feet.

The old man didn't dislike the sheriff's cat's frizzy fur, and smacked its forehead twice: "Why is it always so fierce! It's not bad for you to eat!"

He leaned over and picked up another white cat, stuffed it into his arms, and looked at its fur: "This poor little cat, his hair is all bitten and bald!"

Nan Shi leaned over to take a look, hey, he was really bald.

He stretched out his hand and rubbed Sheriff Cat's head, and turned his ears into airplane ears: "I can't tell, you are really fierce."

The old man nodded with a smile: "Isn't it... I can't blame it, it just came, it looks quite young, and it is so thin, no wonder it is so fierce."

He took the cat food he brought and wanted to feed them. He looked at a small broken bowl not far away, then leaned over and fell a little on the ground, holding down the sheriff cat with one hand, urging the white cat to eat , the sheriff cat let out two threatening calls in dissatisfaction, but did not struggle.

After the white cat went down, he put all the other cat food on the bench, and hugged the sheriff cat over: "Okay, okay, stop barking, these are yours, eat slowly, don't worry. People will rob you!"

Nan Shi watched from the side, and couldn't help saying, "You really like cats..."

Ordinary people, even those who like cats, who are thrown down by the wild cats they feed, may even fall into the kind of broken bones that can't stand up, even if they don't turn blue with anger, they should still swear a few words.Nan Shi has never seen anyone who can be so kind and not angry at the cat.

"I really like it." The old man seemed to have thought of something, and said slowly: "To tell you the truth, I am dying, and my son didn't live as long as me... I don't have any regrets, but I don't feel at ease with the one I raised. The old cat is in his twenties, and he can't even walk, so how can he go out and find something to eat."

"But I can't help it, I can't take care of it..." The old man pretended to be relaxed and said, "Looking at these cats now, I wondered if my old cat was born. I couldn't help it. Come out and hey."

Nan Shi's heart moved: "Maybe I can help you find it?"

"...Huh?" Before the old man's doubtful voice dissipated in the air, a car whizzed by next to him, and a robot doctor dressed in pink came down expressionlessly: "Hi, Nan Shi, the head of the household, Household head Li Qingtian, I am a community doctor number DRSE11X41, household head Li Qingtian, do you need help?"

"According to your physical condition, the system judges that you are mildly contused and needs to be escorted. May I ask if you need immediate treatment?"

Mr. Li waved his hand: "Don't bother, just give me instant treatment."

"Okay, please wait." The doctor's eyeballs moved, and two blue lights shot out, sweeping over his body. Mr. Li moved his legs, stood up and took two steps, and found that After moving freely, he nodded: "No problem, thank you."

"You're welcome, serve the people." The doctor said coldly, and then got into the car like the wind, and left.

Nan Shi hissed: "This AI can only be low, the Heiwuchang I saw last time looks like a living person..."

"Doctor, it's good if you can cure the disease." Mr. Li shook his head, as if he was very used to it, and he asked the previous question again: "You said just now that you can help me find a cat? How can I find it?"

Nan Shi squeezed the copper coin in his trouser pocket: "Do you have a photo of the cat? Birthday? If possible, let me know when you come down."

"...Ah?" The old man touched his wrist and said regretfully, "I don't have any photos. Didn't I come down and change my phone? The photos are all on it. I don't know when my old cat's birthday is. It was more than four years old when I raised it, but I can tell you my time."

"But what's the use of my time?"

Nan Shi smiled mysteriously: "Have you ever heard of fortune-telling?"

……

Soon Nan Shi was slapped in the face.

No matter how you count Mr. Li's four-post horoscope, it can be calculated that he didn't lose anything.

Nanshi changed several entries, from cats and relatives to things, all of which showed that they were lucky—that is, they didn’t mean to lose them.

This is not science... This is not metaphysics!

Mr. Li looked confused when he saw Nan, guessing that the young man didn't figure out anything: "Forget it, forget it, thank you for making me happy."

"No..." Nan Shi gestured: "Give me one more chance! You can write a word! I'll see from the word test, I'm better at this!... And are you sure that the one you raised is really cat?"

"I've kept it for so long. Of course it's a cat. How could I make a mistake?" Mr. Li smiled and shook his head. He didn't want to let Nan Shi forget it, but seeing Nan Shi's earnest appearance, it should be I couldn't bear to brush off his kindness, so I wrote the word 'cat' on my mobile phone.

Mr. Li may have been born and died a long time ago, and he is still accustomed to using traditional Chinese characters.

Nan Shi knew at a glance that he had been tricked. This is a cat, it's clearly a cat spirit!

This cat is broken down, that is, the feline pictogram is on the left, the grass is on the upper right, and the field is on the lower right.The word Mr. Li is written sloppily on the left side. At first glance, it is clearly a leopard with teeth and claws-how can a cat grow into a leopard?

Leopards are ferocious beasts, and cats are limited by their innate size. Although they are indeed top predators in cities, they are not enough in the wild. If a cat can become a leopard, unless the cat becomes a sperm.

And the other party is not only not dead, but also alive and well, hiding in an old forest somewhere deep in the mountains!

Nan Shi measured the hexagram again with this word, and six coins fell on the bench with a tinkling sound, forming a hexagram image of yang, yin, yin, yang, yin, and yin, which is the hexagram Gen.

Gen hexagram, the northeast, the elephant is a mountain, and it also has the meaning of protecting, blocking, and covering. Combining with the image of the character, it comes to a conclusion: "You cat is hiding behind a mountain with terraced fields in the northeast. It's good, you should have cultivated to become a master."

"..." Mr. Li took a deep look at Nan Shi, and then burst out laughing: "You have a heart! This way I can rest assured, no matter you are coaxing me or something else, I will treat it as real It's over!"

Mr. Li stretched out his hand and patted Nan Shi on the shoulder: "Good boy! There are not many of you like this now!"

He thought so too, how could he meet a young fortune teller?It's just that this young man looked at him pitifully and deliberately made him happy.

Nan Shi: "...No, I really didn't coax you."

Mr. Li waved his hand: "It's okay, I know you're right! Xiao Nan, let's feed the cat."

Nan Shi: ...

Nan Shi said seriously: "Don't believe me, since I figured it out, you can't find it if you look for it? You can apply for a visa to go to the world, and you will be in charge of where you get off the plane, and go directly to the northeast. Just go to the mountain with terraced fields! It must be there!"

"If you can't find it, I'll smash the signboard, and I won't be lucky anymore!" Nan Shi originally wanted to say, 'I'll cut off my head and give it to you as a ball', but then I thought about it, in case I really didn't count correctly, Everyone is a ghost, he can really twist his head off, maybe he can put it back after kicking, it's a bit... Forget it, forget it, it's better to change another oath.

Mr. Li laughed enough, he didn't know what he thought of, his face turned cold: "Forget it, I'm getting old, if I can't find it, I can't find it, if I look for it again and I can't find it, I can't bear it with my old bones." This hit."

Nan Shi wanted to look for him for him so that he could get his name back, but he made it clear that he didn't want to look for it, so he couldn't force it. He sighed and said, "If it wasn't for the fact that I just came down and couldn't apply for a visa, otherwise I will definitely take you to find it together.”

Mr. Li patted him on the shoulder again, poured out all the cat food, and left with the bag: "I'll go back first, Xiao Nan, come and play when you have time, I will live on the fifth floor next door to you."

Looking at his back, Nan Shi rolled his eyes in anger.

Ever since he entered the profession in a serious way, when has he ever suffered such grievances—even when he was not in the profession, he did not miss out on fortune-telling for others!

Some people didn't believe it at first, but who didn't sincerely call him 'Mr. Nan' afterwards!

However, people have made it clear that they don't believe it, and they don't do it!The matter of looking for a cat is not a bad omen, and it will not come to the door on its own initiative. If people don't look for it, he really can't prove that he is not a charlatan.

I'm so angry!

Nan Shi looked at the sheriff cat who was already full and basking in the sun with his eyes squinting, stretched out his hand and hugged it into his arms, and complained casually: "Tell me, how can I get Mr. Li to take the initiative to find the cat... ..."

"Meow." Sheriff Mao responded coldly, and then stepped on Nan Shi's arm noblely and coldly, struggling to jump out.

Nan Shi grabbed the sheriff's cat by its forelegs, lifted it halfway up, squinted his eyes and carefully looked at the cat's face: "You, Wuyun Gaixue, come from a wealthy family, have brothers and sisters, 39 cats, two years old and a catastrophe, but You lived through it safely. Your mother died when you were four years old, and your brothers and sisters died when you were five years old. You were born impotent and infertile, so you are still a lonely cat until now. You died when you were six years old. winter, right?"

Sheriff Cat: "Meow."

"You said I was right! How smart!" Nan Shi happily hugged it tightly: "Oh, the person who raised you is really blessed, and even saved the money for sterilization."

"Meow."

Then the sheriff cat rewarded Nan Shi with three bloody cat paw prints.

……

It was night, Nan Shi was about to go out to set up a stall, and happened to meet Zhuo Wen who was off work, Nan Shi grabbed him, rubbed his arm hard a few times, and muttered: "My lord, hurry up!" Give me the extravagance, I'm really unlucky today!"

Is he unlucky today?The signboard was smashed (?) and the cat scratched it, the cat scratched it quite hard, the community doctor came over, and Nan Shi still left three pale pink marks on his neck, saying he was going to die It takes two weeks to clear up.

Zhuowen: "...?"

The young people who live together are good everywhere, but they are a little nervous and superstitious.

Nan Shi didn't care about these things, feeling that he had been blessed by a nobleman, and went out confidently.

As a result, as soon as he stepped out of the stairs, he met Mr. Li who came to take out the garbage.

Mr. Li stood at the stairs of their building, hesitating, the moment he saw Nan Shi, there was a flash of struggle on his face: "...good evening."

"Good evening." Nan Shi's brows twitched, isn't this noble man too easy to rub?Just finished rubbing for 1 minute?no?Appeared so soon?

Mr. Li really came here for the daytime affairs, he said: "Xiao Nan, is what you said during the day true?"

"It's true." Nan Shi took out his original sales fan, with a hint of indifference in Wen Wenzhong: "But in this regard, there is something to believe in, and there is nothing to believe in. Anyway, you don't want to look for it, so don't let it go It's on my mind."

"If there is nothing else, then I will go first."

step.

two steps.

"Wait!" Mr. Li hurried up and held Nan Shi: "I'll look for it, I'll look for it, I'm really worried, just now my reincarnation notice came down, saying that next month I'm going to Going to reincarnate, if I don't take a look, I will die... I will never die!"

"Okay, then you can go find it, it's still the place I mentioned." Nan Shi carefully looked at Mr. Li's migration palace, the migration palace is the area from the top of the left and right eyebrows to the hairline, where the skin is healthy Yellow, which means that this trip will be smooth for the old man.

"I went late, did it go somewhere else?" Mr. Li asked again.

Nan Shi smiled and said, "Maybe, so go quickly."

Whether it's looking at faces, looking at horoscopes or drawing lots, the hexagrams show only the current one.

Everything in the world is changeable, whether it is dead or alive, they are at the mercy of fate all the time, it may be a second, it may be an hour, their fate is already completely different, especially the living things, with legs and teeth , can run and jump, can kill and die.

Of course, the hexagrams are not so harsh. I can't say that I count you in a certain place, and I don't know if you will be there in the next second.

For example, Nanshi learned the method of his senior brother Chi You, and Zhaoyao Mountain's fortune-telling is based on three-five-seven.That is to say, if the level is relatively low, it should be accurate within three days, five days for the medium level, and seven days for the high level.

The main reason why Nanshi was able to call Chi You into his family was that he was rewarded with food from God. Before he started, he could read a book for three to five days. After a serious apprenticeship, he usually read it for seven days.

As for Chi You, based on what Nan Shi said from everyone in the family, after a synthesis, Chi You seemed to be able to see a thousand years later.

If you ask Nan Shi whether he believes it or not, he does anyway.

People like Chi You can change their fate against the sky, and it's a bit unreasonable not to watch it after a thousand years.

"Okay, then I'll go now." Mr. Li nodded again and again, he took two steps back, then turned around and stopped Nan Shi, his eyes sparkling: "Xiao Nan, I'm afraid that when I go, it's gone Let's go, can you walk with me?"

"... Huh?" Nan Shi thought, but it's a pity that he can't go—no matter what he does, it's always good to be back in the world: "I just came down, and it takes three months to apply for a visa."

Mr. Li waved his hand: "I have connections in this matter, don't worry about it! Xiao Nan, just say whether you can make this trip!"

Nan Shi thought about it carefully, and finally couldn't help but nodded: "Yes."

"Okay, then I'll go and apply for a visa for you first, and you can send me your ID later." After saying that, Mr. Li hurried away.

Looking at his back, Nan Shi raised the corners of his lips, and then walked towards the night market.

Hey, his senior brother must have never expected that within a week of his arrival in the underworld, he would be able to return to the human world!

Although only temporarily!

Nanshi stopped when he passed by the gate of Chi You's house, and couldn't help smiling at the two words on the lintel: 'Chifu'.

I don't know if it's a coincidence or not, but the middle door just opened wide, and the sedan chair was lifted out from inside. Housekeeper Zhou followed at the side. Seeing Nan Shi standing across the road, he called out, "Master?"

Nan Shi made a face in the direction of the sedan chair, hummed a song and ran away.

Inside the sedan chair, Chi You supported his stomach with one hand, looked at Nan Shi's back, and slightly closed his eyes.

He murmured: "How courageous..."

"Qinghe, do you think the young master is really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?"

Qinghe watched her nose with her eyes, and her mouth with her nose. Although it was the mountain owner who asked her, she couldn't say anything about criticizing her master: "The slaves don't know, the mountain owner has a clear decision in his heart."

"..."