The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

"Brother Lu, you're back!" The moment Jai Nanshi and the policeman stepped into the police room, two discerning people hurried up to greet him, and one of them took the tied bag from his hand very smoothly. Nan Shi's handcuffs: "Huo, brother, you caught another one!"

Lu Xifeng, the policeman who arrested Nanshi, let go very simply, raised his hand and took a few sips of the tea handed by another person: "If you don't have a Taoist certificate, lock it up first, and check the source. Those with family members should notify their family members to pick them up, and those without family members should be locked up for a few days according to the regulations!"

He thought for a while and said, "Forget it, I'll go in person!"

He Licai glanced at Nan Shi twice, and said rudely: "Did you hear me! Be honest, go inside by yourself! Seeing how old you are and still relying on cheating people to eat, don't be ashamed!"

Nan Shi didn't panic, shook his head with an old fairy look on his face, sighed, swung his long sleeves, and walked into the cell automatically.

"Look at him, he looks like a dog, I'm pissed!" He Licai slammed the iron door shut, and went to flatter Lu Xifeng again.

There is only a bed, a toilet, and nothing else in the cell, but it is quite clean, at least much cleaner than the curb or something.Nan Shi didn't have to choose, so he sat cross-legged on the bed directly, and put on the appearance of meditating and cultivating, with white hair, white beard and green shirt, at first glance, he really looked so good.

You can also hear conversations outside in the cell, probably complaining that the street is getting more and more chaotic, which area is not easy to manage, etc. The door of the cell was opened after a while, and that Lu Xifeng knocked impatiently just now. Knock on the door: "Come out! Do you still want me to invite you?"

Nan Shi was taken to another room, with a table and two chairs, and a bright light bulb hanging above his head. Lu Xifeng knocked on the table, motioned Nan Shi to sit down, and asked, "Name, age, ancestry, home Where are you, what are your children's names, and where do you work?"

Nan Shi still closed his eyes: "The old Taoist is in the west of the city, and his Taoist name is called Beiming. Thanks to the neighbors who respect him, they all call me Beiban..."

"Who asked you this! Be honest!" Lu Xifeng asked again: "Who cares whether you are half-immortal or not, just explain it to me. One more word and you don't want to go back today!"

"Little brother, if you are so irritable, you will suffer sooner or later." Nan Shi said calmly with his eyes still closed.

But to be honest, he didn't have any ill feeling towards this police arrest, they also acted according to the law.

It's just that God messed with him again, this father must not be his own.

"Hey! You're still cursing me for coming? You don't care if I suffer or not? Don't tell me? Get out of the cell, when do you want to tell me before you come out! You still want me to show you face because of your age is it?"

When Nan Shi was about to go out, he paused beside Lu Xifeng, and said, "Don't go south when you are on duty tonight, there will be bloodshed."

The corners of Lu Xifeng's eyes twitched when he heard it, and he raised his fist to hit him, but when he saw Nan Shi's old arms and legs, he endured it and cursed in anger, "Get out!"

Hearing movement outside, two policemen poked their heads in to look. When Lu Xifeng saw them, he pointed at Nan Shi and said, "Take care of this old fellow! No one is allowed to collect it! Lock me up for at least three days!"

"Brother Lu! Brother Lu, don't be angry! This old man eats this kind of food, what do you care about with this kind of wandering around!" The two persuaded Nan Shi while pushing him into the cell.

Nan Shi returned to the cold cell without any panic - he was not a human being, and when they had no time to stare at night, they just went out through the window with only the iron bars and it was over.

Being a ghost is good because it is more convenient to get in and out.

If you want to enter an owner's house, you need the owner's consent, or you can follow the owner's house through the door. It is useless to leave the door open or open the window, because there are door gods to block it.This 'door god' is rather mysterious, and Nan Shi is not sure if there is such a god, but the 'rules' are there, and if you don't follow them, you won't be able to get in.

If you go in and out of a house without an owner, you don't have to worry about it. You can go in and out freely if you have a crack, and you can even go through a wall if you like. Yes, so there is no ghost to go through the wall if it is not necessary.

This patrol room is owned by the public, and rounded up means that there is no actual owner, and ghosts can come in and out freely.

He Licai said: "I said, you old bastard, tell me honestly and you'll be done. No one will get a good fruit if you get angry with Brother Lu! You are not afraid of dying here, we still think it's unlucky ! Tomorrow, I will tell you about love with Brother Lu, and you can go out if you are honest!"

Nan Shi sat cross-legged on the bed and smiled slightly: "Thank you, little brother."

"You don't want to go south today, there will be bloody disasters, and you will lose your money."

He Licai was startled, and rolled his eyes: "Bah! I don't know what's good!"

Nan Shi ignored him and just sat down as usual, but the other party dismissed him as boring and slammed the door and went out.

Nan Shi didn't talk nonsense, the seals of these two people were slightly blue, when Brother Lu wrote him the inquiry form just now, the first word was "North", but it was written a little slanted, and the whole was drifting to the left, "North" Isn't the left side of the road south?

As for the other one, Yintang is not very good-looking, both of them are on patrol, so maybe they will encounter the same thing, so Nan Shi made a bold guess.

***

As the sun went down, the temperature also dropped, showing the temperature that should be in winter.

There was still light snow outside.

The patrol outside brought Nan Shi a meal, and then they all packed up their things and got ready to get off work - Lu Xifeng and He Licai were no exception.

They are young, and the two families are in the same alley. He Licai was riding a bicycle, and suddenly said: "Hey? Don't say it, our family seems to be going south!"

Lu Xifeng also remembered Nanshi's words before: "Do you believe what that old magician said? And your home is in the south, if you don't go south, where do you want to go? Are you going home?"

"If you dare to live outside and fool around, uncle will beat you until you can't get up for three days."

He Li shrunk his neck. He had this hobby, and he had been beaten before. Hearing this, he smiled awkwardly and said, "Let's go, go home, go home—brother, don't tell my dad!"

Lu Xifeng snorted softly, and He Licai left the faucet with both hands, and sat down for Lu Xifeng: "I'll treat you to a drink some other day!"

"That's not enough... Hey, look at the road!" Lu Xifeng said halfway, when he suddenly saw that the manhole cover on the road ahead had been dug away by some wicked person, and there was a big hole in the ground, he was fine by the side, He Licai's car saw It's about to fall headlong into it!

He Licai quickly turned his head to look, and subconsciously grasped the faucet with both hands. Anyone who has ridden a bicycle knows that usually this kind of person who grabs the faucet in a hurry will lose their balance. They ride the bicycle so fast, He Licai squeezed the brake several times. The brakes didn't work at all, and the faucet wobbled left and right, making it difficult for him to sit still.

"It's over! The brake is broken!" He Licai shouted.

Seeing this, Lu Xifeng didn't care about anything else, and reached out to grab He Licai's faucet, trying to help him maintain his balance, using his own pulling force to prevent He Licai from rushing in, but He Licai's weight of about [-] kilograms was not something Lu Xifeng could hold at all. , with a huge pulling force, the tire of the bicycle hit some brick and bumped violently, and Lu Xifeng and He Licai flew out together.

The two bicycles lost their balance and ran on the ground for another two or three meters before falling heavily on the ground with the one on the left and the one on the right.

But Lu Xifeng and the other two fell face to the ground. This is the bluestone road. The two of them stretched out their hands to a certain extent. Hearing a click, there was a crisp sound from Lu Xifeng's palm.

But He Licai was a little better, the body fat effectively protected the bones, the pain was still painful, but it didn't hurt the bones.Both of them screamed when they fell to the ground, and it took a long time to get up, spitting out a mouthful of blood from the side of their faces at the same time.

The impact was too strong just now, and the teeth scratched a big bloody gash on the lip.

The two looked at each other, and He Licai rubbed his thigh that was in pain, and grinned, "Brother Lu, are you alright?"

Lu Xifeng held his numb right hand, which appeared not to be in such pain, and said numbly, "It may be broken."

"Huh?" He Licai saw that his expression didn't look like the one that was in extreme pain after a fracture. He glanced down, and hurriedly shouted: "Brother! Brother——! Blood!"

Lu Xifeng looked down, and saw that the hand covered by the other hand was bleeding continuously, and the sleeves were stained red in a short while.He took a deep breath: "It's okay, it's just that the skin is broken... Can you get up? Get up and help me, let's go to the hospital first."

He Li responded, and got up from the ground numbly. His trousers were torn, and the skin inside was naturally not good, but it was much better than Lu Xifeng. "Brother, come on, get up! I'll take you there by bike."

After both of them got up with difficulty, He Licai ran to push his own car, and suddenly wailed: "My car!"

Lu Xifeng heard the sound and looked, and saw that the wheels of one of the two bicycles had fallen off, and the crossbar was broken, so it was definitely impossible to ride—bicycles these days are not like modern bicycles, thrown on the road No one wants it.

Bicycles are the three big things these days, and they are very expensive means of transportation, similar to modern Mercedes-Benz and BMW.With a bicycle, even to propose a marriage, no matter how picky the mother-in-law is, she can nod with satisfaction.

"...It's over, it's over, my dad will definitely beat me to death." He Licai wrinkled his face, and as if he suddenly thought of something, he pointed to himself and the car: "Wait, that old magic stick during the day... ...Oh no, what did the old fairy say? Going south, will you lose money and suffer bloodshed?"

Lu Xifeng: "Accident! What era is this! By the way, why did your brakes break? I suspect it's his trick!"

He Licai cried and said: "No, it was not very good a few days ago. I originally wanted to wait for tomorrow's holiday to repair it."

Lu Xifeng: "...That must be a coincidence! Stop talking, let's go to the hospital!"

***

The next day, Nan Shi returned to the cell before the patrol went to work, and meditated peacefully.

According to the hexagram, this place is a treasure land, and he will respond to every request here.

Nan Shi came back honestly.

At dawn, there were patrols coming to work one after another, and there were also those who were in charge of night duty getting ready to leave work. The cell door was opened, and the patrol outside yawned and threw two cold steamed buns to Nan Shi before closing the room indifferently. Door.

Almost immediately, the cell door was opened again, and He Licai quietly came in with a large bowl of Jiuniangzi with a sweet aroma of wine: "Then what... your breakfast."

Nan Shi was as motionless as a mountain, closed his eyes and shook his head: "I told you not to go south, why didn't you listen? Did you suffer?"

He Li swallowed his saliva, looked at Nan Shi's tightly closed eyes, and then at the bandages under his trouser legs: "...you, you are right! I have eyes but don't know Taishan, please forgive me Ah! Old Immortal, you are wronged!"