The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

As for this end, Nan Shi had already opened the coffin, and as soon as the coffin boards were removed, he couldn't help but catch his breath—not to mention, the feeling of seeing a corpse that was exactly like his own was, tsk tsk, indescribable.

Nan Shi reached out and touched his corpse. The corpse had already been changed into a formal robe with wide sleeves. It looked like that. He suddenly jumped three feet away and pointed at his The corpse said: "Master, brother! Fuck, is my corpse going to become a zombie!"

I saw that his corpse's original short hair was now as long as an arm, and it was scattered in the coffin. Looking at his hands, his nails, which had always been trimmed against the flesh, had grown about one centimeter in length now. The eyes were tightly closed, and it was exactly the same as his own face, but there was an evil spirit for no reason.

This is not about to become a zombie what is it!

Seeing Nanshi's behavior, Chi You didn't care, and came slowly. He reached out and caught Nanshi, and pulled him to the side of the coffin: "My body, why are you still in such a panic? I thought you've been doing this for so long. Ghost, at least I'm used to it."

"You use resentment to turn fierce, and the flesh shell is affected by the soul, so it will naturally change."

At this moment, Nan Shi was so frightened that he didn't dare to let go of Chi You's forearm. Hearing this, he poked his head out to take a look, and quickly shrank back: "...so you're all right?"

He was afraid that he would walk over again, so he opened his eyes suddenly, and then opened a big mouth with canine teeth, and rushed towards him drooling.

He will leave a lifetime of psychological shadow!

Chi You glared at him sideways, Nan Shi silently let go of his hand, Chi You stepped forward, reached out to touch the corpse's cheek, and said, "Come here."

Nan Shi stepped forward obediently, and Chi You said: "You have turned into a fierce force, and naturally after you are resurrected, you will not be able to leave your body at will. I will seal this power for you, and you will not be able to move easily in the future. Do you understand? ?”

"Yes, senior brother." Nan Shi didn't care.

After all, people and ghosts are separated by yin and yang. The soul of a living person is called a living soul when it is separated from the body, and that of a dead person is a ghost. There is an essential difference.He had thought before that he was such a big ghost, if he was seen by a Taoist priest after he came back alive, would he think he was stealing people's bodies?It is best for Chi You to help him solve it now.

Chi You nodded, seeing that the time was almost up, he stretched out his hand to brush Nan Shi's face door, clasped his five fingers in the air, Nan Shi felt that he could not move suddenly, Chi You's bamboo-like jade hand was reflected in front of his eyes, and... …Quite good looking?

There is no feeling of discomfort.

Just thinking about it, Chi You pulled his hand back, Nan Shi couldn't help but groaned, and suddenly felt something important was leaving him, he knew what it was in his heart, but his body didn't listen He commanded him, but he couldn't help but want to step back and break free from Chi You's control.

Chi You had obviously expected such a situation long ago. With his long sleeves rolled up, he tied Nan Shi tightly, while the other hand maintained the posture that he needed to catch in the air just now. Nan Shi's eyes were already bright red, and even the slightest light No, he struggled and roared, and let out a sharp and hollow scream, seeing that he couldn't move, he opened his mouth and bit Chi You's fingertips.

Chi You didn't take it seriously, he pinched Nan Shi's chin, and pulled out his fingers, followed by a dark red light flying out from between Nan Shi's eyebrows, Nan Shi fell softly, Chi You You hugged him with one hand, and swung the other hand, throwing the red light into Nan Shi's body, turning into a red mole and landing under the corpse's left eye.

And with the formation of this red mole, the faint bloody aura on the corpse disappeared completely.

The location of this mole is not very good, it will be restrained.

Chi You frowned and watched - this red mole was naturally generated, and he could not control its position.

Could it be that Nan Shi was destined to have a daughter?

He laughed, because of this bastard's temperament, he found his destined person in the future. If the other party is a woman, it's okay, but if it's a man, he will definitely not pamper others for the sake of heirs - even if he is unmarried, he will not give him two marriages. Let alone later?

Thinking about it this way, this mole is also destined.

Thinking about this, Nan Shi woke up with a groan. He lay on Chi You's shoulder, still a little dizzy. He actually lost consciousness for only a few seconds: "Brother, are you alright?"

"En." Chi You moved his shoulders, and loosened his arms around Nanshi: "Get up, stand by yourself."

Nan Shi slowed down for a few more seconds before he took a step back and stood firm. His first reaction was to look at his corpse: "Hey? It's really good, brother, you are so amazing... Why are there so many spots on my face?" A mole?"

Just as Chi You was about to explain a thing or two to him, he heard him go on to say: "Oh, it's okay, I won't have children, and it will kill it if it loves it."

Chi You frowned and said, "If in the future..."

"Then let's talk about it later." After two sentences, Nan Shi was already in good spirits. He turned his head to look at Chi You and said with a smile: "Now that medicine is advanced, if I really have a child in the future, I will go and remove this mole." Just click it... Don't say it, it's pretty pretty."

Nan Shiben was pretty good-looking, belonging to the class of gentle and handsome, the red mole was not big, it could even be said to be very small, but the sense of presence was extremely obvious, like a small hook grasping people's hearts from left to right Scratching, people unconsciously began to look forward to the appearance of this person opening his eyes.

Chi You followed suit with a look: "Not bad."

Yes yes yes, not as good as you.

Nan Shi whispered in his heart.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Nan Shi stretched out his hand and pressed his neck. Only now did he feel a little weak, as if his body had been hollowed out, but it was extremely relaxed, without any feeling of fatigue, as if he was wearing clothes. The long and heavy clothes can finally be taken off, and I feel very comfortable.

He looked sideways at Chi You: "Then senior brother, am I going?"

"Go." Chi You stood beside the coffin with his hands behind his back, and nodded.

Nan Shi walked into that ray of skylight, and as he stepped in, the sun rose and the moon sank, that ray of skylight had already turned into a bright white, and a few strands of golden light fell in it, bright and brilliant.

But what Nan Shi thought was—fortunately, there was no smoke.

The first ray of sunshine when the sun rises!Is there a ghost who really wants to challenge it so much? !

But this time there is no time to ramble, the opportunity is fleeting, Nan Shi no longer hesitates, a fine gold mist bursts out from his fingertips, and the index finger points in the air, the mist instantly gathers into water droplets, and then Connecting the dots into a line, the five elements, gossip, stars, animals and many other things are gathered here, embedded in it, and a destiny is achieved.

At the same time, there was a faint thunder in the sky, and the strong wind blew into the hole, rolling up Nan Shi's robe.

Those winds were swirling in the tomb, making the waist-thick iron chains creak, and the piercing sound of the wind was magnified by the tomb several hundred meters deep, almost as if there were ghosts crying in their ears. It's frightening.

Nan Shi stood expressionlessly in the light of the sky, directing his original stars to play in the horoscope, thinking: Did you offer incense to Father Tiandao today?Have you made a confession?

Yes, there are all of them, and special fresh mangosteen is also offered.

Then Dad, you can take it easy, you can eat people with a soft mouth and short hands, Tianlei, you can just go through the motions.

If it weren't for the inappropriate posture now, he would want to raise his head up to the sky with a salted fish on his hip.

It's a pity that Tiandao's father obviously didn't hear his heartfelt voice this time. Changing one's life against the sky and bringing people back to life after all is a major event against the sky.

The sky has been completely covered by the light. It was originally a bright and bright morning sun, but at this moment, only dark clouds are left. The purple lightning is like a dragon, tumbling up and down in the clouds, which is better than what Nanshi has seen before. And nothing less.

At this moment, Nan Shi was still in the mood to think about not being afraid. There was such a big lightning rod (Chi You's coffin) on it, and he couldn't hit him!

It is metaphysics, but also to talk about science!

He pursed his lips tightly, pressed the Seven Killing Star that was about to slip away from the secret map of Luoshu with one finger, forcibly transferred it into the Palace of Fate, pulled out the original giant star, and threw out the natal chart , following what happened to him, the tumbling lightning finally couldn't hold back, followed by a deafening thunder, swept down from the sky, with a clear target, straight to the clock.

Nanshi didn't move, but he took a step back in a mysterious way, and took a step along the skylight, implying a mysterious rhythm, walking and stopping in the skylight, reflecting the flying clothes, and the wind and clouds , there is such a sense of mystery.

Chi You nodded secretly at the side, he wasn't stupid, he hadn't officially taught Nan Shi the Seven Star Step yet, but Nan Shi had already walked with some taste at this moment - copying the back first, Nan Shi only copied the back a few times.

The purple thunder seemed to be blocked by something, once entering the cave, it reflected the surroundings like daylight, but disappeared inexplicably in the next second.

Nan Shi ignored him, and pressed the second star while walking, sending it to where it should be.

Luo Shu's secret picture is trembling like butterfly wings, gold powder is rustling, like snow and fog.

Somewhat hot.

Nan Shi didn't have time to think about it, subconsciously raised his arms, and the flowing coat was taken off his arms, and was swept up by the strong wind, circling up in the tomb, hunting.

The clouds in the sky became deeper and deeper, and this star entered the horoscope very smoothly. His ears were filled with the sound of rumbling thunder and tiny jumping lightning flashes. Anyway, the thunder is going to strike, so if you don't do more now, don't you have to wait until the thunder strikes him so that he can't take care of himself before moving?

This can't work.

Nan Shi had a strange feeling - even if he was struck, he would not necessarily die.

It should be able to support two, but one more will not work.

The third and fourth main stars belonged to the horoscope, and the main tomb was illuminated with purple and blue lights. Every flash of light meant a bolt of lightning tossed through the clouds.

When No. 12 was reached, the sky had already overturned, and the dark clouds were so low that it seemed as if he could touch it with his hands. Nan Shi suspected that he was already deaf. He couldn't hear the sound, but he clearly felt it. —here it comes.

In an instant, a bright silver dragon broke through the accumulated clouds, and rushed straight down towards the entrance of the cave. Nan Shi turned on his toes. The silver dragon turned into nine unexpectedly, and hit the nine chains of the hanging coffin.

The silver-white electric snake, which was almost dazzling, danced and entwined on the chain, and converged towards the coffin in the middle at a speed that the naked eye could not reach. The loud noise came from the coffin.

Nanshi subconsciously turned his head to look at Chi You, but saw that Chi You was still as before, standing on one side with his hands behind his back, as if he didn't pay attention to him.

Damn, his brother's body won't be scorched in the coffin, right?

...How many years will be sentenced for cremating a thousand-year-old wet corpse in situ?

Urgent, wait online.

When Chi You saw Nanshi's erratic eyes, he knew that he was distracted again. When was this, he dared to act recklessly?

However, he made up his mind that he would not make a move. A tomb and a coffin with him are enough.He wanted to see how much potential Nanshi could unleash when he was in danger.

Nan Shi's mind was distracted, he took a wrong step, and then he couldn't help shaking, as if he was thrown on a nail board and rolled around, his whole body hurt everywhere.He bit the tip of his tongue, calmed down, didn't have time to pay attention to this, and then continued to change his horoscope.

Although nothing can be seen in the main tomb at the moment, it is already filled with active ions everywhere. If you are not careful, you will be electrocuted.

There are a total of 59 stars in the chart of Southern Time.

Thinking about it this way, the road is long and the road is long.

The longer it is delayed, the worse it will be for him.

After this ray of silver electricity passed, the main stars on the chart had returned to their respective positions, and the rest were the auxiliary stars, four-hua stars, and fleeting years.

The auxiliary star is simpler than the main star. Every time Nanshi consciously manipulates the secret map of Luoshu, he can return five or six stars to their original positions. .

Another bolt of purple lightning came down, and after entering the cave, it still transformed into Nine Daoes, hitting Chi You's coffin directly.

Nan Shi didn't even look at it. He knew that there was probably only three things to do. Even if his senior brother could continue to help him block it later, he would not stop the fourth one. In the end, it was his exam. If he failed the exam, he would not die. At worst, he would turn around Fighting again, Chi You, as a senior brother, defending him against thunder is equivalent to signing a guaranteed employment agreement between a famous school and a company. Others can get into the company with 90 points in the interview, but he can get 60 points in the interview.

Hmm... this seems to be an omen?

There may be nine thunders?

Isn't that right, Dad, is this how you treat your good boy?

Nan Shi smiled, but his hands didn't stop. Sure enough, the fourth thunderbolt looked at the hanging coffin and nothing, and came straight to Nan Shi mysteriously and mysteriously.Nan Shi paused on his feet, and turned back. The thunder was like a sword, and it landed on his previous footprints. This one is considered over.

One more thing, Nan Shi was not so lucky this time, at least not unscathed, the shoes on his feet instantly shattered into powder, rustling down, Nan Shi stepped on the ground with bare feet, walking like needlepoints, in an instant It made him break out in a cold sweat.

But it doesn't matter, the soul of migrant workers, as long as you can't die, then keep doing it.

Nan Shi clasped his hands, and abruptly received the sixth tribulation thunder. At the same time, all the auxiliary stars returned to their positions, and the four Huaxing stars exploded like fireworks, and were divided into various palaces.

It may have started to smoke itself.

Nan Shi held down a four-hua star that was obviously not right, and cultivated it into his original destiny.

Seven or eight tribulation thunders came together, whoever made Nan Shi's hands and feet too fast, and if another fleeting year takes shape, everything will be fine.

The smile on Nan Shi's lips could hardly be concealed. Success was right in front of him. The thunder came down and almost enveloped Nan Shi. His clothes were torn, and even his skin became scorched. His soul and body were fragile. His soul was scattered, but he waited until the smoke cleared, Nan Shi was still standing in the same place, with a well-proportioned skeleton and smooth flesh.

"Father Tiandao, give me a good fleeting time!" Nan Shi said softly, and opened the door to success without hesitation—if I had to describe it, it was similar to drawing cards, and it was the kind of inhumane drawing of cards. No guarantee, random draw. "I'll give you some big fish and meat later, have you ever eaten king crab?!"

Fortunately, his voice was so low that it was almost inaudible, otherwise Chi You would have stepped forward and swung Jie Lei back at this moment, and then beat Nan Shi hard.

Zhaoyaoshan fights against the earth and against the sky. There has never been such a worthless waste snack that relies on bribes to pass the customs!

The ninth thunder came as promised with the brilliance emerging from the secret map of Luoshu. The time scale was on the top, and the light gradually receded, revealing the words below: Renzi, Xinhai, Gengxu...

And the following is the fortune of the mainstream year, Nan Shi tapped his toes lightly, hoping to reveal the cards before the thunder fell on him...

Chi You lowered his head to look at the coffin beside him. On Nan Shi's corpse, some signs of being human had emerged. His skin began to stain blood, his chest rose and fell, and he breathed oxygen into his lungs. His eyes began to blink, and his body seemed to be reborn with joyful vitality.

Like the newborn grass and trees, the water ripples lightly.

That thunder came silently, without any brilliance, nor with any power to shake the sky, it just so lightly and delicately arrived in front of Nan Shi's eyes, and at this moment, fate finally showed its traces.

Nan Shi laughed loudly, seeing all of them at a glance, he couldn't stop his joy and recklessness.

And that thunder stopped suddenly, just like when it came, it dissipated in the air without a sound.

Nan Shi was still waiting for that thunderbolt, but stood there for a long time in a daze, without feeling anything strange about him: "...Hey? Where's the thunder?"

Layers of dark clouds in the sky let out a deep thunder, like a roar of unwillingness, and then disappeared.

The morning light was like a gauze, spreading over Nan Shi's body.

Nan Shi's pupils dilated for a moment, then shrank back to their usual size: "...Understood, thank you Dad, I'll go buy crabs when I go back today."

Chi You didn't hear the last sentence, but Chi You heard this one.

And heard very clearly.

Reminiscent of the last thunderbolt that disappeared in a strange way, Chi You really wanted to beat Nan Shi down—why do he hit him before he came back to life?The flesh shell is fragile, not as solid as the soul body.The soul body can be beaten freely, but the flesh shell has to be careful.

Nan Shi smiled and stretched out his hand to grab it, and the outer shirt floating in the air fell on him.The rest of the clothes were ruined by Tianlei, but this one was left because he took it off early. He put it on indiscriminately. Anyway, there are no outsiders here. The brothers and sisters have taken a bath together, and they were looked at twice. Nothing.

"Senior brother, Nan Shi is lucky not to disgrace his life."

Chi You's gaze fell on Nan Shi's face as if it were real: "Extraordinary skills, go back and wait for punishment."

"Hey, I won't do it next time." Nan Shi stepped forward and grabbed Chi You's arm: "Brother, don't you even praise me?"

"What are you praising you for?" Chi You flicked his sleeves: "It's not too late, go back."

Before Nan Shi could respond, he seemed to be picked up by something and thrown into the coffin.

Nan Shi sat on top of his own corpse, and before he lay down, he had the illusion that if he lay down, his face would be crushed into a pancake: "Then I lay down?"

"..." Chi You didn't speak, but his gaze made Nan Shi shrink his head, and lay down obediently.

Really, those eyes seem to say: If you talk nonsense, I will beat you up.

It is a very wonderful thing for the soul to return to the body. Nan Shi seemed to have crashed into a dream, and lost consciousness in an instant, and fell into a deep sleep.Chi You watched beside the coffin. Nan Shi might have really gained a little weight, and the edge of his soul even surpassed his body, but this is normal. Since this bastard succeeded in changing his life against the sky, he can naturally go back.

Chi You quietly waited for that moment, and his thoughts drifted back to the moment when Nanshi opened the fleeting time before—it was all auspicious luck.

Fleeting years change every ten years, with good and bad, and complement each other with the horoscope.

For so many years, Chi You has only seen single-digit people with good luck from the beginning to the end.

It is not an exaggeration to say that such a person is blessed.

This bastard doesn't seem like someone who would seek such good luck for himself, so it can be seen that it is real luck.

That being the case, we need to pay close attention to his words and deeds in the future, and not let him be blinded by this luck.

Not long after, Nan Shi's corpse... oh, it can't be called a corpse at this moment, and the body let out a long breath, the breath changed from long to short, obviously it was about to wake up.

"Hmm..." Nan Shi suddenly opened his eyes. When he saw Chi You standing next to the coffin, he subconsciously showed a smile. He raised his hand, and Chi You sighed inwardly. After all, he reached out and grabbed him palm, pulling Nan Shi up to sit up.

The moment Nan Shi got up, he was still a little slumped, as if he couldn't fully control his body, but sat numbly, and after more than ten seconds, he slowly moved.

He lifted his sleeves and stroked his warm skin, with a look of surprise in his eyes.

Nan Shi tore apart his clothes indiscriminately, pressed his heart, and was dancing!Really dancing!

Nan Shi raised his eyes and looked at Chi You, trying to say something, but suddenly, he grabbed his throat, and a hoarse moan came out of his throat, but within a few breaths, he couldn't stabilize his body, and looked up fell down.

Chi You's expression changed, and in an instant, he bent over and held his waist, supporting him to sit up. Nan Shi was short of breath, and his expression was painful. He pointed to his throat, his complexion turned from rosy to pale, with a faint purple tinge sign!

"What's wrong?" Chi You frowned.

...Master, senior brother...

Nanshi wanted to remind Chi You, but his hands seemed to be made of wood, and he couldn't even lift them up. He had a severe pain in his throat, and a severe pain in his chest and lungs. He didn't know what was wrong with him, but he knew... Probably dying again.

……Help……

help me……