The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Just like all kinds of thefts and robberies happened frequently before the Chinese New Year. Thieves want to take money home to live a prosperous new year. The ghosts are naturally the same, except that stealing wants money and ghosts want to die.

In addition, all kinds of highways during the Chinese New Year are full of people who go home to celebrate the New Year, and the probability of accidents is already high. If you add ghosts and obsessions, the harvesting efficiency will be high.

——Trains and planes belong to the state, and ordinary ghosts will not easily touch the government's things unless they die.

However, ghosts who find someone to take the place of the dead, or ghosts who specialize in killing people, are basically not law-abiding ghosts, and they will become wanted criminals if they are placed in the underworld.

The new car that Chi You asked people to prepare was indeed much more comfortable to drive than Nanshi's own little broken car, with silky smooth and smooth acceleration, and spacious space, which turned the boring driving time into enjoyment.

Nan Shi didn't dare to pull the speed up to 120 yards, so he kept driving at around 100. The more cat corpses he saw along the way, the more restless he was, so drive slowly to ensure safety.

One hour passed without incident. Nanshi raised his head and glanced at the electronic sign above. It reminded the driver that there was a traffic jam three kilometers ahead. Please slow down. Nanshi started to slow down again. After a while, he saw dense traffic jams. The vehicle was obviously blocked.

Nanshi opened the car window and looked. The mobile phone navigation indicated that there was a car accident ahead. It seemed that it would be blocked for a while, so he lit a cigarette to refresh himself.

Qingying was sitting in the co-pilot, and she opened a bottle of Coke and handed it over: "Master, you don't have to worry too much, if there is really something wrong..."

Qingying didn't finish her sentence, but the meaning was obvious-the thousand-year-old ghosts in this car, there are really ghosts here to make trouble, and it's not sure who will deliver the food to whom.

Nan Shi chuckled: "What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless."

The two guards at the back were lining up to fight against each other. Hearing this, they also smiled and said, "Don't worry, young master."

Qinglan wasn't playing games, but was watching videos.

It has to be said that the few people who came out with Nan Shi are already the group that is most in line with the times in the whole family.

The car in front began to move slowly again. Nan Shi put out the cigarette and started driving again. When he passed by the car accident ahead, he took a special look at it—it was nothing serious. Two cars rear-ended, one of them The rear bumper of a car was knocked off, and judging by the angry wrangling of the owners of both cars, it seems that they were not injured at all.

Sure enough, I'm too sensitive, right?

Nanshi was also relieved at the moment, indeed what Qing Lan said was reasonable, he was relieved for the most part, after passing through this opening, the middle seemed to be particularly smooth, and after a while Nanshi arrived at the expressway exit of City Z, the expressway Because of the geographical relationship, not all the entrances and exits can go out just by making a right fork. Sometimes the angle is adjusted through several bends. City Z is one of them.

The speed has dropped to 30 yards, and there is a 180-degree curve ahead. Nanshi just entered the curve, and the scenery in front of him changed. In the blink of an eye, he saw a woman in white clothes standing on the inside of the curve. Although the speed of the car was not fast , but not slow, that glance is clear, but it is fleeting, if it is a normal person, I am afraid that I will be frightened or suspect that I am dazzled.

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I got used to it, there was nothing I could do about it, and there was no turmoil in my heart.

The people in the car naturally saw it too, so they acted as if nothing had happened, so what to do.

Passing the curve is the exit of the toll booth. Nan Shi slowed down the speed and stopped slowly. He waited behind the queue to pass the station. After a while, there were several cars lined up behind him. This wait lasted for 5 minutes. .

Nan Shi poked his head out to have a look, and saw a car driver in front of him arguing with the staff at the toll booth, and he could tell from the volume that there was a quarrel.

Is it really not going well today?

Nan Shi retracted his head in doubt, closed the car window, and waited patiently.

The vehicle in front was still motionless, and Nan Shi was a little anxious waiting, when he suddenly heard a knock on the glass window next to his ear: "Aggressive!"

Nan Shi subconsciously looked sideways, and saw a pale female ghost's face stuck on the car window, and the female ghost smiled miserably: "You~ saw~ I——"

Nanshi's first reaction was to look at the sky. That's right, although it's cloudy today, it's still morning. Is this city Z ghost bullying strangers?In broad daylight, all come out to be demons?

The female ghost's face was completely pressed against the car window, and the glass pressed her face into a ball. The corners of her lips were split and began to bleed profusely.

Nan Shi couldn't help it!

new car!new wife!It was the first time he drove a new car that didn't even have a scratch!

Nan Shi lowered the car window, and the female ghost was about to poke her head in, but Nan Shi blocked it with a pack of napkins: "Take it, take it! Why are you so careless, little girl! The blood is all over her." In the car!"

Female ghost: "...?" Is this the time to pay attention to these things?

Nan Shi turned his finger to the Taizu's head portrait pendant on the car—it seemed to be a gift from the Fourth Son's Store when he bought the car. Anyway, Nan Shi had it when he got on the car: "Little girl, do you recognize this?"

Female ghost: "...I know, but you saw me..."

It was because of the portrait of Taizu that the female ghost chose to knock on the window instead of getting into the car directly. She also hoped that she could scare Nan Shi to death directly.

"If you see it, you will see it." Nan Shi took out another napkin and stuffed it into the other party's hand: "Okay, I'll give you the paper, and you can clean my glass, or I'll ask you to pay for the car wash! "

"But..." Before the female ghost could finish her words, she saw Qingying turned slightly sideways, revealing half of her face from behind Nan Shi.She froze, and then quickly said: "Okay, no problem, I wish you a smooth journey! Do you need to recommend a clean and reliable hotel or a delicious restaurant? I'm a local!"

Damn, why is there such a big ghost in the car!

"No thanks." Nan Shi nodded in satisfaction and closed the car window. The female ghost diligently helped him clean the car window with a paper towel, and wiped the rearview mirror as well. Shit, Nan Shi smiled, and just as the front was clear, he drove into the toll booth.

"Hello, the total is 45 yuan. If you want to scan the code, please scan the QR code at the bottom of the window." The site staff said efficiently.

Nan Shi scanned the code, and the railing was raised. As he officially entered Z City, Nan Shi couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

It should be fine, right?

The degree of construction of City Z is incomparable to that of City S. It is more inclined towards industrialization. Compared with City S, it is cooler. All you can see are factories or green belts, and there are no pedestrians on the road.

Grandma lived in the countryside of City Z, and the more Nanshi drove in that direction, the more lively it became. Soon Nanshi found a place and drove in.There will always be an open space in front of self-built houses in the countryside. Nan Shi stopped without hesitation. As soon as he jumped out of the car, he saw a middle-aged woman he didn't know coming out of his house, speaking in Z city dialect: "Who are you looking for?"

Nan Shi looked up at the self-built house—that's right, when the house was rebuilt, it was the blueprint he bought: "I'm looking for Fang Lihua."

Only then did the other party suddenly realize: "Oh—oh yes! I've seen you! You are Grandma Fang's grandson, right? Why haven't I seen you grow so big for a few years!"

As long as you didn't find the wrong place: "Are you...? Where is my grandma?"

"Grandma Fang is at home. I'm next door. Your grandma asked me to help with the cleaning." The middle-aged woman showed a generous smile: "My surname is Wang, so you can call me Aunt Wang."

"Aunt Wang, hello, hello." Because Nan Shi wanted to surprise grandma, he didn't notify him in advance. He ran to the door and knocked on the door, shouting shamelessly, "Hello, express! Fang Lihua's express !"

Someone upstairs responded: "Got it, you just leave it at the door—Xiao Wang, help me get it!"

The voice was full of anger, and Nan Shi yelled over there again: "No way! I need to sign for it myself!"

"..." There was silence for a while, and then an old man turned out from the stairs on the second floor, and cursed as he walked down: "You little red guy pretended to be a courier to lie to me! You are dead!"

With a big smile, Nan Shi stepped forward and hugged the old lady, carried her down from the two stairs, and turned around in a circle: "Hey, grandma, you just scolded me when I came back? !"

"Put it down! I'm too old to bear it!" The old lady beat Nan Shi on the shoulder twice before Nan Shi put her down.She was smiling all over her face, and she pulled Nan Shi to sit on the sofa: "Why didn't you say hello when you came back suddenly?"

Nan Shi helped her sit down first: "Wait a minute, I brought my friends back, I'll ask them to come in."

"Hey, hey?" The old lady hurriedly got up and went to greet her, complaining, "You brought friends? What kind of friends? Girlfriend? Look, I haven't changed my clothes yet. It's embarrassing!"

"It's okay, it's not my girlfriend." Nan Shi walked out in two or three steps. The aunt surnamed Wang had already left. Seeing that the house was clean, she should have finished the work. Qingying and Qinglan walked in with their things. , the other two guards disappeared obediently—you don’t need to show up if you have nothing to do, or when you go back, all five seats are full, where is the old lady sitting?

"Qingying and Qinglan have met the old lady." Qingying and Qinglan bowed their knees and saluted when they entered the door, not the kind of people who just bend their knees and then get up, but the kind of people who squat halfway and can't help crying.

The old lady was dumbfounded: "...This? This...?"

She looked at Nan Shi again: "What did you do? Why did two girls do this to me?!"

Nan Shi's expression was horrible: "Didn't you say that you don't need to salute?"

"Young master, courtesy cannot be discarded."

Before the words fell, Nan Shi's ears were picked up. Nan Shi tilted his head and said hastily, "Grandma, listen to me!"

"That's what you say!" the old lady scolded.

"Get up, both of you! Close the door!" Nan Shi ordered, and then he explained in a good voice: "This matter is a bit complicated..."

"Then make a long story short!"

Nan Shi turned around and broke free. He supported the old lady's arm and brought her to the sofa to sit down. , I followed him to learn technology, his family is the old-fashioned one that pays attention to the inheritance of masters, so he hired two servants to take care of me."

"..." The old lady felt that she could understand every word of Nan Shi separately, but why couldn't she understand it together? "Can you say that again!"

Nan Shi also sat down, while the two girls got busy and piled up all the gifts in the car to the corner.Nan Shi repeated it again: "...That's it, it's equivalent to these two nannies hired by my senior brother."

"Which nanny is going out with you back to your hometown? Ah—?!" The old lady's face sank: "Please tell me clearly! Did you harm the girl?! Otherwise, I will break your legs!"

"No, no, no, I really didn't harm anyone." Nan Shi glared at the second daughter who was quietly waiting on the side, don't think he didn't see them laughing!

"This time I came back to pick you up to celebrate the New Year in S City. Senior brother treated me very well. I'll take you over to meet me. From now on, you can just treat yourself as a serious relative." Nan Shi said: " I'm still staying at my brother's house, so it's convenient for me to go to class."

The old lady's expression was still calm: "Then your store is still open?"

"It's open." Nan Shi hurriedly said: "I finally opened a store and became the boss myself. How could I let go so easily?"

"Okay, let me ask you, what do you learn from your teacher?" the old lady asked again.

Nan Shi thought about it, this can't be a direct answer to fortune-telling, he has to think of another way to go...

"Just learn some carving, and calligraphy on weekdays." Nan Shi said with a smile, "I'm not bragging, I'm absolutely fine writing the couplets on our gate this year!"

Mrs. Fang thought about it for a while, and she probably came to a conclusion - this kind of sculpture is regarded as an artistic inheritance, and it is normal to be more disciplined. What she cares more about is: "You are already old and people want you? Shouldn’t this be learned from an early age?”

"I'm talented!" Nan Shi pulled Guo Xingxian out to block the gun: "You've seen Xingxian... yes, he lives in a dormitory of my university. Didn't he also say that I have a bit of aura in this regard!"

Old Madam Fang's expression softened. She had memories of passing Xingxian: "That's good... Didn't you suffer much? I heard that this kind of teacher will be beaten if he doesn't learn well!"

Naturally, Nan Shi couldn't tell the old lady that he was beaten every other day, and it was a traditional performing arts to report good news but not bad news: "How can I! It's too late for my brother to praise me."

The old lady poked Nan Shi's forehead with her finger: "...such an important matter! Why did you tell me! Everyone is out in the wild, right?!"

Nan Shi: "Then I'm just trying! Who would have thought it would be possible? What if I tell you in advance to make you happy for nothing!"

This makes sense, the old lady glared at Nan Shi, she still felt a little strange seeing the two girls standing aside with lowered eyebrows, but Nan Shi said in a familiar way: "Qing Lan, I'm so hungry, The kitchen is on the west side, Qingying packs up everything and puts it in the innermost room on the second floor."

"Yes, young master." The two daughters bent their knees and said yes, their actions were silent and natural, and it was obvious at a glance that they also did the same on weekdays.

Mrs. Fang looked at it for a while, and said with a strange expression: "... These two girls are not your partners? None of them? Are you 27 after the Chinese New Year?! Why don't you have a relationship yet?! You are going to kill me ah?"

"No, you know that I like men!" Nan Shi said: "I like men and I go to harm other people's daughters! I'm still not human! And I'm only 26 after the new year! Not 27! 27 is a virtual age!"

When I was young, Nanshi used to report his false age to others, but now that he is older, he thinks that he should use his real age to speak - so that he can look younger.

The old lady Fang knew that Nan Shi was gay, but she still had some extravagant hopes in her heart, and now she recognized it as soon as she heard it, and asked, "What about the man? If you don't have a girlfriend, you can also have a boyfriend!"

Nan Shi: "...not at all."

The old lady looked at Nan Shi and pointed: "You worthless bastard!"

"It's not good for me. If you have the ability, can you introduce me to two?" This is also an old routine, and Nan Shi said without changing his face: "The requirements are not high! The height is 1.8 meters, and the annual salary under the age of 30 is one million. !"

"Then people can look at you?"

"What's wrong with me!" Nan Shi took out the mobile bank and showed the old lady a look at the deposit: "I'm also a millionaire now, okay?!"

The old lady grabbed Nan Shi's hand, carefully counted the numbers on it, and finally patted Nan Shi's dog's head: "...I was thinking that if you don't bring back a whole body of debts, I will be Amitabha! Pretty good, promising gone."

Nan Shi responded with a smile: "Then I'll ask Qinglan to help you pack your things after dinner? We'll go back to City S in the afternoon."

The old lady paused for a moment, then shook her head and said, "I have an appointment with someone today, so let's go tomorrow!"

"What's the matter? I left late and the road was blocked. I came here today and the traffic will be very bad. Tomorrow, it will be even worse when it's New Year's Eve!" Nan Shi took her arm and said, "It's nothing serious. I'll tell you Say it!"

"Why do you care so much!" The old lady said: "Leave tomorrow! Either you go back first, I won't go, it's the same after the New Year!"

"Ah?" Nan Shi knew there was nothing to do when he heard it, and couldn't persuade him: "Okay, then we'll leave tomorrow."

The old lady just nodded, stood up and said, "Then I'll go to the second floor to clean up with that girl... I'll be right back when I get back! What are you doing with so many things? You have money and nowhere to spend it?"

Nan Shilai didn't move on the sofa: "Yes, that's right! If you have money and no place to spend it, you have to spend it for you, an old lady!"

The old lady laughed and cursed twice and went up.

Nanshi sat cross-legged on the sofa, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and kneaded them, and turned on the TV. The first thing that popped up was the news screen: "... There is a quick news, Su Yuzhang Expressway There was a series of car accidents on the road, resulting in three deaths and seven injuries. The festive season is approaching, and all citizens are requested to be safe when going out..."

There is also a picture, black smoke rising into the sky in the picture, the place where the car accident happened has been stopped by the police, someone is constantly directing the passing vehicles, a lot of mosaics have been made on the asphalt road, although it is completely blurred, but there are eyes Everyone can tell that it is a human body.

Su Yuzhang is the highway he drove today.

It turned out that the ominousness was not due to him, but to someone else.

Of course, this kind of news can't directly show the picture of the dead body, and it also can't shoot any supernatural scenes. Nan Shi glanced at it and jumped to the TV station, switching to a Gongdou drama that was rebroadcast every year.

The smell of food came from the kitchen. They had prepared everything when they came. They were afraid that Nanshi would not be used to it. They even prepared samples of the finished dishes. They can be eaten as soon as they are heated up. Qinglan asked in the kitchen: "Master ! Do you want to add spice to the twice-cooked pork?"

"No need!" Nan Shi replied, he didn't turn off the TV either, and just listened to Gongdouju's dialogue and went to the kitchen to help.

The old lady usually eats casually, and rarely cooks two delicious dishes for herself when she gets hungry. Today, when Nanshi comes, she also wants to cook two dishes, but she quits as soon as she enters the kitchen door——Come on , a table of dishes, she is not needed.

Soon the food was on the table, but Qinglan and Qingying were still unwilling to sit down and eat together, they were bluffed by Nan Shi before putting down the idea of ​​putting on a face, and sat down to eat together.The few people just finished eating halfway, when someone shouted outside the door: "Aunt San! I heard that your family is back from Nanshi?! Are you at home?!"

The old lady put down the bowls and chopsticks in a hurry, and before she got up, Qingying went there first.As soon as the door opened, the other party was stunned for a moment: "Are you...?"

Qingying smiled softly: "I'm Nan Shi's friend."

"Oh oh oh!" The other party showed an ambiguous smile: "My friend! Nanshi is up to date! They all brought their friends back!"

In the end, before she had taken two steps, she saw a gentle and beautiful girl serving soup to old lady Fang: "...Third Aunt, this is?"

Qing Lan also said, "I'm also Nan Shi's friend, so I'll go home with him and have a look."

"...Huh?" The other party looked confused.

"Hello, aunt!" Nan Shi smiled kindly, this is also the countermeasure that was discussed in the car just now - go back to my hometown, how old are you.

Have you found a job yet?How much is your monthly salary?Did you buy a house?Did you buy the car?Have a date yet?When are you getting married?How many children are you going to have?Shall I introduce someone to you? ... There are many relatives in the country, and Nanshi is not too cold, his grandma still lives here, if he completely ignores the other party, what should he do if he turns around and gives his grandma a cold face?

Nanshi made an agreement with Qingying and Qinglan. When he got to grandma's house, he said they were all his friends. As for whether they were girlfriends or not, it didn't matter. a lot less.

After all, there is an outsider there!How can you talk nonsense!

The old lady Fang raised Nan Shi hand in hand, can she not know what Nan Shi thinks?She glared at Nan Shi angrily, and greeted, "Come on, sit down and talk! I haven't finished my meal yet!"

"Hey, I'm here by accident." Aunt Zhao glanced at the color on the table: "It's different when Nanshi is back, your grandma usually doesn't bother to make such a table, you come to make such a table later! I feel sorry for you! "

Nan Shi: "Auntie is right!"

Aunt Zhao and Mrs. Fang laughed and laughed again, Nan Shi didn't know anything else, anyway she opened her mouth and said, "You're right!" '!

Not talking too much is the last word.

In the afternoon, Nan Shi couldn't bear it any longer, so he took Qingying and Qinglan to sneak out with the excuse of going shopping. Qingying and Qinglan found a place to hide themselves, so as not to provoke others.

After thinking about it, Nanshi really had no place to go shopping, so he simply drove to the supermarket in the city to replenish the old lady with some daily necessities.

In the end, I was still waiting for the traffic light, when I heard the car window being knocked again.

This time it was a male ghost: "Hi... take a ride..."

Nan Shi asked back, "How much did you pay?"

Male ghost: "...give you... life..."

Nan Shi: "It's too cheap, don't bring it, get out!"