The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Nan Shi fell into deep thought, and there was only one thought in his mind: ... diao!

This may be the supernatural version of "My great-grandfather is the land lord" of "My father is Li Gang"!

With a thought in his mind, Nan Shi immediately called Qingying and two guards to pay a visit to the pier - if there was a Landlord to protect him, even if Z City was full of ghosts, his grandma would be able to find the boss happily from nine to five The sisters ate melon seeds, rubbed mahjong and danced in the square.

"Qinglan, stay at home and take care of the old lady." Nan Shi ordered, "I'll leave this to you."

Qing Lan also knew the importance of grandma to Nan Shi, after all, she was the only blood relative, she immediately bowed her knees and said: "Yes, master, this servant will definitely do her best to protect the old lady's safety."

"Okay, let's go, don't move and salute, you are outside." Nan Shi pulled her up: "Isn't that just in case, in case we really meet, if you can't beat it, take my old lady and run away." Lu, don’t be dead-knocked.”

"Your servant knows." Qing Lan smiled softly, and watched Nan Shi leave with a whimper.

If you want to pay homage to the pier, of course you have to prepare money to eat. The leftovers at home are all good dishes. Nan Shi was reluctant, so he found a roadside chain vegetable store and bought a few big bowls, and picked some good ones from the fruit store. , and then find a funeral supplies point to wholesale paper money flower crowns for a small one thousand, and you will be able to make do.

The customs in Z City and S City are different. The paper money here is not ingots, but stacks of perforated yellow paper. In addition, there are some flower crowns made of colored paper (you can wear them on your head and give them away when you buy a birthday cake.) It’s a bit similar to the paper crown), and it’s shimmering in the sun, and it hurts my eyes when it’s shining south.

Nan Shi on Chu Xu's side wasn't worried at all, the two old ghosts on the phone were still fighting, and couldn't stop for a while, Chu Xu knocked his forehead red, and asked Nan Shi cautiously: "Boss, can I Is it enough? Why don't you let me out?"

Nan Shi thought for a while, and there was no point in urging the descendants to kowtow more. If he turned his head and got hurt, he might poke the back of his ancestors, so he said, "Do you have any cigarettes on you? Light six, and put three in front of the tombstone." , and the other three were inserted farther away."

"Oh oh good!" Chu Xu hurriedly took out the cigarette case, and said cryingly, "...What should I do if I only have three?"

"Then order two."

For the convenience of getting out of the car to buy things, Nan Shi asked the guard to drive: "Where is your location, send me one."

Chu Xu was holding the lighter in his hand, and for a while, he didn't know whether to start positioning first or light the cigarette first, Nan Shi reminded again: "Light the cigarette first."

"it is good!"

After all, Chu Xu is also a small star. With his affluence and natural living standards rising, even cigarettes are sold in packs of one hundred. Where have these two old ghosts smoked such good cigarettes? No one thought of packing cigarettes for the ancestors, did they?This is even more so in the Earth Temple. Who would go to the Earth Temple without burning incense and two packs of cigarettes?Aren't you afraid of being kicked out by Miaozhu? !

When these two cigarettes were lighted, the two old ghosts stopped their scuffling immediately. They looked at each other, snorted coldly at the same time, and then squatted down on the ground with a cigarette and started smoking.

"Ah... fragrant!" The grandpa of the Chu family boasted first: "As expected of a dutiful son and grandson of my family, he also knows how to get some cigarettes for your grandpa! Not bad!"

"Bah! Obviously it belongs to my family!"

"Bah! You stinky and shameless don't even look at his last name! He's a son of my old Chu's family!"

The two glared at each other angrily, turned their heads away and did not speak.

Not long after the cigarette was finished, the two old ghosts were still immersed in the aftertaste, and they didn't want to quarrel at all, so they sat on both sides of Chu Xu, and said, "Xiao Xu, your luck is not very good this year! You will be troubled by rumors tomorrow, you have to pay attention."

Another person said: "I want you to take care of my son? Are you still the land father?! I don't understand such a point, Xiaoxu is obviously a blessing in disguise, okay?"

"Are you blind?"

"You are blind! Old man, shameless!"

Chu Xu: I don’t know why, but I always feel that it’s chilly and windy around me. Am I going to die?

"Boss...boss help, am I doomed?" Chu Xu wiped away bitter tears: "I just started my career, I don't want to die yet, when will you arrive?! I'll give you 300 million Can it work? This is all my net worth!"

Grandfather of the Chu family: "Wait, who is he talking to?"

"You don't understand this, do you? It's an antique thing!" The grandpa of the Wang family said disdainfully: "This is a mobile phone, and young people like to play with it now! You can use your mobile phone to make video calls with people! You can see people I said, if you don’t understand, you should learn more, and who will you lose when you come out?”

"I want you to take care of it?!"

"Okay, I'll be there right away, I don't need your money." Nan Shi put his chin on one hand and said with a smile, "You're fine, don't be afraid, your ancestors are protecting you!"

Chu Xu: "...Huh? Don't make fun of me."

He looked around, the solitary grave, the wasteland, and the wind blowing, where did they look like they were blessed? !

"This handsome young man is quite good!" Mrs. Wang boasted, "I know Xiao Xu is there for me to watch!"

"The ancestor he was talking about was clearly me! What's wrong with you, a man surnamed Wang?" The old lady Chu retorted.

Okay, once the two of them quarreled, the wind would blow even harder.

Chu Xu trembled and shrank into a ball. Nan Shi couldn't bear to look at him: "You two old ladies, please do me a favor. Didn't you see how scared Chu Xu was? He has light bones. If you go on like this, you will definitely have a fever when you go home. Don’t scare him, both of you, stay away from him. I’ll be there in a quarter of an hour. If you have anything you want to say to him, I’ll just pass on the message for you. "

"Hey?!" Only then did the two old ghosts come to their senses, they jumped back a few meters in unison, and then glared at each other—blame each other!If they hadn't quarreled with the other party again, how could they have forgotten that this cub in their family has very light bones? !

Especially the old Mrs. Chu, he knew that Z City was not peaceful recently, so he planned to go home, but he didn't expect to find that the dead old man of the Wang family had dragged his cub in on the way, and the two could not see each other when they were alive. The pleasing enemy, the enemy, got into a fight in a few words, and forgot about his good cub.

"...Big Brother, what do you mean?" Chu Xu sniffled pitifully.

Nan Shi chuckled, and the little red mole in front of the camera seemed to glow under the sunlight, which made people's hearts skip a beat: "The two old grandpas of your family are looking at you... According to your seniority, you should be called grandpa, Don't be afraid, the old man didn't mean to scare you, he should have something to tell you."

Chu Xu nodded quickly, looked around shyly, put down his phone and kowtowed neatly to the surroundings: "Chu Xu has met the two grandpas, grandpas, happy new year!"

The two old ghosts were very comforted, and they screamed in their mouths. They wanted to touch his head, but they were afraid that they would be too yin and destroy the yang in him, so they could only touch him. She crouched in front of her with her hands in her hands and looked at him.

Nan Shi said that it will arrive in a quarter of an hour, and he left a guard outside to meet him. When he got off the car, he brushed the Yang Huo on his shoulder intentionally to make the Yang Huo weaker so as not to collide.

He stretched out his hand and knocked on the gate of the Earth Temple. After three knocks, he paused and knocked twice, for a total of nine knocks, before he said, "See you at Nanshi."

This is to show respect to the host.

The not-so-dilapidated gate of the Earth Temple opened, and the temple inside was covered with dust, and said like a puppet: "Please come in."

Entering in, the sky and the earth changed, the sun was shrouded in haze, the dignified and majestic yellow wall disappeared, and the sight was a barren, a lonely tomb stood in the center, and Chu Xu sat alone beside the lonely tomb, and collapsed beside him Two burnt cigarette butts, and two ghosts squatting behind them—not to mention Chu Xu, even if Nan Shi suddenly entered this kind of environment, he would panic a lot.

This is an advanced version of the ghost barrier, and ghosts with no cultivation level can't use it.

In fact, you don't have to be a ghost to use the ghost wall. In fact, ordinary ghosts can also use it, but ordinary ghosts generally don't like to do this, which is a bit detrimental to the morality-the ghost wall is essentially using its own yin energy to blur The eyes of a living person can achieve some goals. If the yang energy of the living person is strong, it is better. If it is weaker, it will inevitably suffer from some minor illnesses and pains.

Of course, the premise is that the goal of the ghost blocking the wall is not to kill this person, otherwise any subsequent illnesses will have nothing to do with this person.

Chu Xu entered two ghosts to block the wall today. Although the first one was not aimed at him, that one was much more sinister than his grandfather's. When he met his grandfather, if he was left alone, it was inevitable that he would get sick when he went back.

"Boss..." Chu Xu called weakly.

Nan Shi nodded slightly, and came in with a splendid look, and cupped his hands at the two old ghosts: "When I went down to the south, I met two old men."

When the two old ghosts met Nan, the first reaction was that the young man looked more handsome than in the mobile phone, and the second reaction was that the two ghosts followed respectfully because he was so big, this young man is amazing!

"The old man belongs to the land of Leyu Town, Z City." The Grandfather of the Wang family looked at Nanshi, stopped squatting, and got up to pretend to be majestic: "You young man looks at you, where did you come from? Which road? ?”

Nanshi said unhurriedly: "Nanshi is from City S, grandma is from Leyu Town, and I'm also half from City Z. The teacher taught some low-level moves for fortune-telling, and I dare not call the land official One sir."

But the old lady Chu sneered with his eyes hanging, and said mockingly: "Does your master know that what you are talking about outside is a low-level thing?"

"Of course I don't know." Nan Shi smiled and said, "It's all about self-effacing, so I can't say in front of you two that my master's sect has heaven and earth, and who will compete with me once I leave?"

The old lady Chu wanted to say something, when she saw her son pounced on him with a groan, and hugged Nan Shi's thigh. Son, I just wanted to kick the person away: "Big Brother, help me, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, boss!"

Mrs. Wang still knows the importance: "Come on, don't engage in such vain things...Mr. Nan, don't be humble, the family doesn't talk about each other, are you willing to help us? Chu Xu passed on a few words?"

"I understand the rules of your business, and I will reward you later, which will naturally satisfy you."

Of course, Nan Shi couldn't wish for it, that's why he came here - if he didn't come here sincerely to ask for asylum, he would be done talking on the phone if something happened, why would he come all the way here, why, he was so busy?Is it not easy to lie on the sofa at home or the mobile phone is not fun?

"Of course, this junior is here for this." Nan Shi looked down at Chu Xu, pulled him up, told him to stand up straight, and did not let go when he was hugged by his thigh: "Chu Xu, your grandpa has something to do." I have to tell you."

Chu Xu responded, knelt down quickly again, and kowtowed respectfully: "Young master, just say, as long as I can do it, I will definitely not refuse."

Chu Xu was actually quite curious, what could have caused such a big battle to bring him over, and it even surprised him—if it was a small matter, it would be okay to dream about it!His family's grandpa is so awesome, a dream will definitely not trouble them!

The grandpa of the Wang family coughed, and pointed to the solitary grave: "That solitary grave actually belonged to your uncle, but your uncle died early, and according to the rules at that time, children who died early were not allowed to enter the ancestral hall. Don't worry about him, after all... Forget it, anyway, someone needs to sacrifice your uncle now, but the time is too far away, I have entrusted your parents with a dream, but they didn't live up to it and didn't take it seriously! So I had to Found you!"

"Don't blame the grandpa. The grandpa didn't mean to scare you." It's just to impress you, don't take it seriously.

"My Wang family has been with your Chu family since the generation of your grandma, and there is no way to find you."

Nan Shi probably understood after listening to it. It is estimated that this uncle of the Chu family has gone to the underworld a long time ago. He must be reincarnated or doing something recently. He is planning to take care of himself. The money used to be a social animal in the underworld is not enough. I just want a sacrifice.

Although it is already after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the people of City Z like to build an ancestral hall for their families, so that it is convenient for sacrifices during festivals②.

Nan Shi repeated it to Chu Xu, and Chu Xu was taken aback when he heard it: "Then grandpa, where is this uncle's grave?"

He really didn't know that he had an uncle... But it's normal, even his parents don't know, let alone him!He looked around again, he seemed to have seen this place before, but he didn't know where the exact coordinates were.

The man was buried by Mrs. Wang, so he naturally knew where it was: "Go east, and then go west when you get to the highway. There is a hill over there, just to the left of the hill."

Nanshi frowned when he heard that. The highway is about ten kilometers away from them. There are two entrances and exits on the east highway. Who knows which one?

He turned on the phone and went up to the left, and showed it with a map. Unfortunately, although the old man knew about the phone, he couldn't understand the map. After struggling for a while, he said, "Why don't you work harder, Mr. Nan, and this old man will take you there!"

"It's not hard." Nan Shi replied, and the old man Wang showed a little joy on his face, and he was about to take the two of them away, but the old man Chu said: "Wait! I still have something to say!"

Nan Shi stopped in his tracks, and said to Chu Xu: "Your grandfather still has something to say, listen."

Poor Chu Xu just stood up, and then knelt down again.

"Chu Xu is light-headed. There will be no peace in the past two years. You tell him not to go back to Z City if he has nothing to do. Don't look at him with three illnesses and five disasters! Also, he will have something to do tomorrow, but it will be a blessing in disguise... ..." The old man Chu is obviously a savage, bean curd heart, and he talked about a series of precautions, all of which sounded like he disliked Chu Xu, but in fact he cared about him every word.

Nan Shi repeated it, then raised his eyebrows and said, "Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome, Mr. Chu, why don't you ask me to do it for Chu Xu?"

"Hey! Don't!" Old Mrs. Chu looked critically at Nan Shi: "Just you? Let's forget it! Changing one's life is not such a fun thing. It's something God bestowed on him. It's good for him to use, so he should avoid it." , it doesn’t bother him! If you have the heart, give him something to save his life later, I remember your kindness!”

As soon as Qingying raised her eyebrows, she was about to step forward, and asked Nan Shi to raise her hand to stop her. Nan Shi said calmly, "That's fine, Nan Shi thanked Mr. Chu."

The old man Chu snorted and disappeared with a flick of his sleeve.

But Mrs. Wang said anxiously: "Don't pay attention to him! He just has that virtue, a dog can't spit out ivory... But it's not that we don't believe you, let's change this thing, it's a big deal, we This cub doesn't expect him to be famous, rich and wealthy, it's best to be safe and secure, safety is the top priority!"

"I know, you don't have to worry about it, old man." Nan Shi was not annoyed, for him the most worry-free thing was not to change his fate, he said that purely to please the other party.

Chu Xu lost his way and was dragged out of the door by Nanshi. Suddenly, the situation changed, and the sun fell on him. He was so moved that he wanted to cry again. The old man Wang sat aside and looked at him, and secretly cursed in his heart that he was worthless , Backhand took out two explosive temple lucky bags that looked like wholesale small commodities, and divided them into Nan Shi and Chu Xu.

"Mr. Nan, this is your reward, you can take it first." Mrs. Wang is from the local land, so she probably knows where Nanshi's grandma is from without Nanshi saying: "Your grandma's side, you also Don't worry, although Z City has been a little messed up in the past two years, the old guard and the two can still protect them."

"Then thank you, Mr. Wang." Nan Shi smiled, but in fact, he had already started to salute himself in his heart.

Really have you, Nan hour!

Chu Xu took the amulet, and felt a warm current rushing through his body, and even his spirit improved. He is a person who has been in the society, and he was simply bluffed before. The people who went to find the grave moved, even brought the nearest cemetery to find the location, and the deposit for the crematorium was all paid, just waiting for someone to move there.

The tribute and paper money that Nan Shi had just prepared were useless, so they happened to be moved here for use.

About half an hour later, a few people turned into the wasteland. Nanshi called to stop the car and told them to get out and walk—the picture given by Mrs. Wang was the best time. Now, the tombstone has already fallen down Whether it can be found is still a problem, maybe people have moved it away long ago, and it will be bad if the car drives in and presses down on someone's grave.

Mrs. Wang floated aside, stopped after taking two steps, pointed to a small flat soil bag three meters ahead and said, "This is it."

Chu Xu was a little excited, and wanted to step forward to take a look, Nan Shi reached out to stop him, Qing Ying came forward with a bag of paper money, Nan Shi casually pulled out a dozen, lit it with a lighter, and threw it into the sky, instantly filling the sky The sparks were like butterflies, scattered all over the wasteland.

This is worshiping wild ghosts and lonely souls. This place should have been a mass grave, and there are quite a few people buried here. Today they will dig the graves later, so they will inevitably alarm other people. What a mess.

"Chu Xu, come here." Nan Shi pointed slowly, "Go and get a handful of paper money, light it and throw it out. There are no trees here, so it can't be burned... Yes, don't panic, be careful, don't touch it." Holding Qingying's hand."

"Okay, boss." Chu Xu didn't quite understand why Nan Shi told him not to meet this beautiful and gentle young lady beside him, maybe it was Nan Shi's girlfriend...?

Chu Xu acted according to his words, and when the bag of paper money was almost burnt, Nan Shi said again: "Shout loudly three times, saying that you are here today to move the graves of the elders of the ancestors, please forgive me if there is any disturbance."

Mrs. Wang nodded at the side: "Mr. Nan is quite well-mannered! I will have Mr. Lao Nan to take care of my son in the future!"

"It should." Nan Shi smiled slightly, and exchanged glances with Mrs. Wang, reaching a deal they both knew well.

"Junior Chu Xu, I am here today to move the graves of the elders of the ancestors. If there is any disturbance, please forgive me--!" His second and third sounds collided and floated back.

There was a breeze blowing, blowing his hair, as if responding to him.

It will take a while for the people who move the grave to arrive, Nan Shi instructed him to go forward and place the tribute, and took out a yellow paper wreath and lit it, the flames of the two candles shot up extremely high, even if there was wind, Not the slightest shake.

A bland figure emerged from the soil, he looked a little numb, glanced at Chu Xu, then at Mrs. Wang, and then disappeared.

When the candles and tributes were burned out, the people who moved the grave finally arrived. Three or four strong men came over with shovels and shovels. After asking about the location, they began to dig. Open a look is a scattered bones.

They are all experienced people, they calmly asked Chu Xu to go down, rinsed the bones one by one with tongs, and picked them up in the wooden box they brought. Chu Xu knew that they were the bones of his elders, but He was so frightened that he finished it with a bloodless face, and lay in the car for a long time without recovering.

"Boss, it turns out that people really need to eat offerings after death..." He murmured, "Isn't that the other people are quite pitiful?"

"I seem to see my uncle. He has no expression on his face, and he doesn't have a good time."

Nan Shi thought to himself, isn't that right?If the underworld is unlucky and divided into second-class citizens, then 007 will be a social animal!Can that expression be good?If it weren't for the soul not being able to die suddenly again, it is estimated that he would have died of overwork a long time ago.

He looked at the scenery outside and said: "If you think they are pitiful... Didn't you say that you donated money to public welfare? Turn around and dig up those neighbors. Now the columbarium is also very popular. , it doesn’t cost much to find someone to take care of you.”

Chu Xu nodded: "Really? They won't blame me for interrupting?"

"Is it called bothering you when someone gives you food, clothing and shelter?" Nan Shi asked back.

"It's also..." Chu Xu suddenly became excited, and kept bawling until he got off the car, he still looked excited. He shook hands with Nan Shi, and said, "Thank you, sir! The only place I can use in the future is Inform me, and I will definitely go through fire and water!"

After he finished speaking, he still wanted to reach out his hand to shake Qingying's hand, but unexpectedly Qingying just smiled, but didn't extend his hand.

Chu Xu looked at Nan Shi, and Nan Shi reached out to pat the top of his head: "Don't touch her, unless you want to be sick at night."

"……what?"

In a blink of an eye, Chu Xu saw that gentle and beautiful young lady disappear in front of him.

……Disappeared!

Mom!Ghost! ! !

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① and ②: All made up by me, don’t care about true or false X