Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

"Well, first let's say I have a penis this time."

"Do you want me to call you Emil from now on, Emilia?"

"Wang."

"...I'm really not a fool! Anyway, let me talk slowly." Lin Ning rubbed her temples while talking. She is still under the debuff blessing of time travel sequelae, and her temples are bulging, but fortunately She is also used to it, and now it is different from the past, digesting the memory of the original body is also very familiar to her, especially when the memory of the original body is not much at all.This is not to say that the original body's memory is like when she was in the previous parallel world, and lost her memory due to an accident, but that the original body's experience is very mediocre and not rich.

And yes, "he"!

This time Lin Ning became a man with penis again, and only one penis.

no……

But this time, he just became a simple human being with a male gender.

Compared with Lin Ning's previous experience of having two Ning Ning White Snake Ning and two Ding Ding Jiao Long Ning, it is actually not a big deal.This can be seen from the fact that Lin Ning is very calm, and the White Queen floating aside is even more calm. Furthermore, Eile is the positive of Emilia (eilia is a variant of eily), these two The name has the same origin, the difference is that one is for men and the other is for women.

As for pitcher plants?When it knew Lin Ning, Lin Ning was a man. To it, it was strange that Lin Ning changed back to a woman, and now he just changed back again.It's just that she put the word "Ding Ding" on her lips, making her look very frivolous.

Nepenthes is a traditional dog.

But this is not the point, the point is to go back to Lin Ning's time travel.She had a premonition that the family of three would cross again soon, and her premonition was right. A few days after Gin Jiu came to Switzerland, Lin Ning was summoned by the system on the way to climb the snow mountain, and then they came to system space.

The system space belongs to the system. When Lin Ning came to Liaozhai World, the White Queen lived here temporarily. It can control the flow of time at will, just like Lin Ning has stayed in Liaozhai World for more than ten years, but for the White Queen, They were only separated for a brief period of time.In addition, before Lin Ning settles down in the new world, the system space will also provide residences for the White Queen and Nepenthes to temporarily live in. There is nothing else to say. After all, Lin Ning rarely stays in the system space. They will be called away by the system directly from the previous parallel world, and sent to the next parallel world without stopping.It can be said that even if Lin Ning wants to fight the system, she basically has no chance to face the system face to face.

cough.

Having said that, this time is no exception.

Before Lin Ning had time to say anything, she was teleported to the new world by the system.Unlike the last time when she came first, this time the White Queen and Nepenthes were dropped by the system almost immediately, which made Lin Ning wonder what kind of parallel world this is. It's his business now.

With a delicate mood, Lin Ning said that.

Next, she quickly "digested" the memory of the original body. The original body was named Gilderylkhart, a wizard who graduated from Hogwarts, one of the three major schools of magic in Europe. He is a student of Ravenclaw College among the four colleges.

Based on this alone, Lin Ning knew that the parallel world they were in now was a parallel world derived from the popular fantasy novel "Harry Potter".The original Gilderoy Harold appeared in the second year of the protagonist Harry Potter and served as a teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts who was cursed by the villain Voldemort. As a result, he changed from a peacock to a turkey with amnesia , can be said to be a buffoon.

reason?Gilderoy Harold is a golden jade. Among them, the embroidered pillows and the series of autobiographical books that made him famous, such as "Break with the Female Ghost" and "Swimming with Ghouls", etc., are all It was not his personal experience, but he used the Memory Charm to usurp it from the memories of wizards who really went through these things, and he himself returned everything to the professors at Hogwarts except for the Memory Charm. .

No, he is also very good at fishing for fame.

But I don’t know if it’s a blessing among misfortunes, Gilderoy Harold has not yet become Professor Harold, and he is not even a best-selling author now.It turned out that when Lin Ning came here, the original body had only graduated from Hogwarts for less than five years, and it had only been seven years since the unspeakable mysterious person was wiped out by a baby born in July. With his real career worth pursuing in this life, it was becoming a best-selling author.

What to say?

Gilderoy Lockhart was born in a mixed-race family. His mother is a witch, his father is an ordinary person, and he has two older sisters. He is the only child in the family who has shown magical talent, and he is also beautiful. It was no accident that he was favored by his mother without scruple, which made vanity spread in his heart like a weed with evil flowers.As a result, when he arrived at Hogwarts, his magical talent was not worth mentioning, because everyone was a young wizard, and his magical talent was not the most outstanding, and his family background was average, which made him disappear from everyone.

Hogwarts is generally such a young wizard, but other people want to be outstanding, and most of them will choose to work hard, but Harold only wants to earn others' attention for himself, so he encourages the headmaster to start a school newspaper , just to have his name and photo printed; used magic to engrave a personal signature with each letter twenty feet long on the Quidditch pitch; sent himself [-] greeting cards every Valentine's Day, so that Too many owls gathered in the auditorium, causing everyone to forego breakfast to avoid falling feathers and droppings... It can be said that when Harold graduated from Hogwarts, the Hogwarts staff were loose Tone, it can be regarded as sending this wonderful thing away.

However, how can the wonderful Harold stop "shining". After graduating from Hogwarts, he has been committed to finding a great career that is most suitable for him to "shine". During this period, he has done more weird things Yes, every piece of it is taken out to make normal people feel unbearable to look directly at.In this way, "hard work pays off", Harold finally found the career that suits him best this year. He was eager to capture the memory of a wizard with real talent and knowledge, but he suffered from the other party's evil intentions. Attack, when he fled to a forest in a hurry, he accidentally bumped into a tree, and then he died like this, and when he opened his eyes, he became Lin Ning.

Lin Ning is full of black lines.

The White Queen opened her mouth: "Emil?"

Lin Ning: "...my dick hurts."

The White Queen said tacitly: "A pun?"

Lin Ning: "...well."

Nepenthes has an indifferent face.

Lin Ning stood up firmly, and briefly talked to the White Queen about the world the three of them live in now, and the life experience of the original body full of black history.

The White Queen: "This explains why I can manifest without the support of equipment. I think I am now a species that can be accommodated by this parallel world." She paused After a pause, he added a title, "Emil."

Lin Ning: "...You can indeed call me that now."

After shrugging his shoulders, Lin Ning took a closer look at the current White Queen, her body glowed with pearly white light. "A ghost?" She stretched out her hand to pinch the White Queen's cheek as she said, but she missed it, but when the White Queen pinched her cheek in turn, she pinched it right.

The White Queen: "Perhaps this is a manifestation of my personal will."

Lin Ning immediately said: "You're welcome." She thought about the original novels she had read. In the original novels, ghosts cannot touch any real objects, but Peeves in Hogwarts can't touch anything. Yes, but the original book also mentions that Peeves is not a ghost, 'he is not even a basic ghost', but it does not specifically mention what species he is.

Nepenthes: "Wow!"

Lin Ning: "If you continue to say 'Only the newcomers laugh and the old ones cry', then I won't tell you that in this world there is such a kind of legs that can extend up to fifteen feet on both sides and have eight eyes. It’s an acromantia—do you know how long fifteen feet is? It’s a little over four and a half meters.” She stretched her arms and gestured as she spoke.

Nepenthes: "Wow~" It turned into a soft and cute dog in the blink of an eye, and came to Lin Ning, raised its front paws, and looked at Lin Ning with watery eyes.

Lin Ning: "It hurts, hurts."

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning couldn't laugh or cry: "I didn't touch you, but this body was injured." When she talked about "this body", it was as natural as saying "this dress".

The White Queen also said naturally: "It does look bad."

Lin Ning recalled the memory of being cursed by the wizard in reverse, and said with a blank expression: "I am still a crisp-skinned person."

So the first task of coming to the new world is to restore the body first.

And this is indeed a problem.

Originally, he had studied at Hogwarts for seven years, but at that time he was more on the road of how to make himself the focus of others' attention, and he was not so concerned about his studies, which made him the only one so far. What he is good at is memory magic.Fortunately, Lin Ning now has all his memories, together with what the original body thought he had forgotten, there is a lot of magic knowledge in it, but it is impossible for Lin Ning to use magic immediately and skillfully when she only has memories, and she Now this situation needs more healing potions.

Speaking of which, it is most fortunate that the original wand was not lost. It is nine inches long, cherry wood, and has a dragon heartstring core.Lin Ning couldn't help raising her eyebrows. After thinking about the virtues of dragons in this world, she didn't wonder how they were skinned and cramped. From the perspective of Lin Ning, who had once turned into a dragon, they said as scheduled. It's a dragon, let alone a large lizard.

Well, do pitcher plants eat lizards?

As if feeling something in his heart, the pitcher plant called out: "Woof~"

Lin Ning: "I'll tell you where the acromantula is, don't worry."

According to the memory of the original body, they are now located in the Gaolin Mountains in Germany, and the wizard who was chosen by the original body to have the ability to defeat the evil spirits lives near here, and the evil spirits are a kind of mischievous spirits. Larger than goblins, averaging three feet tall, they can make harsh clucking noises.When children hear this kind of call, they will be particularly fascinated. The evil spirits use their voices to lure the children who listen to the gods away from their parents, and then take the opportunity to eat them. It can be said that evil spirits are very unpopular with wizards. The Ministry of Magic also strictly controlled them because of their evil deeds of eating people. A wizard who lived near Gaolin Mountain recently used a foldable cauldron to smash the head of the elves who intended to confuse the children in the family. , smashed it to death, the original body came here after hearing about it.He even thought of the title of his book, "Duel with the Evil Spirit".

When Lin Ning thought of this, his stomach hurt even more.

Fortunately, she was accompanied by the White Queen and the pitcher plant, even though the pitcher plant was now mostly focused on the acromantula.Under such concerted efforts, they soon came to a small stream, and Lin Ning began to tidy up the clear stream water. Looking at the purple-red robe she was wearing now, she couldn't hold back anymore and turned over. He rolled his eyes: "I've never worn such a bright color before."

The White Queen: "...This is a brand new attempt."

Lin Ning snorted, "Your suspicious pause."

In fact, under the fuchsia gown is an emerald green lining, which is no ordinary flirtatious bag, this is quite a flirtatious bag. "I think he has histrionic personality disorder, or dsiv histrionic personality disorder." This type of histrionic personality disorder will feel uncomfortable in situations where they cannot be the center of attention, and the speech style is too impressive and lacks specificity Details, self-dramatization, staging, exaggeration of emotional expression, etc.

Lin Ning calmed down a lot when he mentioned this, and he and the White Queen made a deeper analysis of the former performance of the original body.

Nepenthes: "..."

The pure manual laborer's pitcher plant jumped into the creek with an indifferent face, splashing a small pool of water, which was not enough to splash on Lin Ning's face, but it was so powerful that it successfully attracted Lin Ning And the attention of the White Queen.

As a result, the pitcher plant raised its head and proudly left it aside.

Lin Ning cleared his throat: "There is an insect called Billywig, it is about an inch long, blue all over, and has a bright luster like sapphire." Regarding Billywig, Lin Ning was in the original body What I learned from my memory was the content in the textbook "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" designated by Hogwarts.

Nepenthes: "...woof."

It swam back quickly, and tried to hold the stream water to help Lin Ning wash his hair that was stained with grass roots and dirt.

Lin Ning felt very relieved.

The White Queen tried to touch the ground with her feet, and tentatively reached out to touch Lin Ning's hair. After she found that she could do it, she helped Lin Ning remove the grass clippings from her head, and reminded: "If it knows The bug is only found in Australia—”

Lin Ning said "brazenly": "Then it has to know where Australia is."

White Queen: "..."

Lin Ning also realized that she was too unscrupulous, so he added: "We will have the opportunity to go to Australia in the future." Australia not only has Billywig bugs, but also a dragon called Australian Opaleye, and other They will conduct field research on the magical animals that do not exist in Europe.Of course, before making plans for the future, you still have to "self-cultivate yourself". First of all, you have to master the knowledge of magic and become a non-crisp wizard.

Wait, Lin Ning had a flash of inspiration and said: "Maybe I can try to convert magic power into spiritual power. You know, it is the power stored in my body that I can use when I transform into a dragon." And Lin Ning In terms of the use of spiritual power, not to mention reaching the point of proficiency, it is far more proficient in the application of magic power than today, but the premise that this idea can be realized is that magic power can really be transformed into spiritual power, and she has to figure it out Magic power and the principle of magic power operation, so before that, there is still a long way to go.

"Well, take your time."

As soon as the words fell, Lin Ning's ears moved subconsciously, and her own keen attribute made her alert almost immediately.

"Nepenthes, come back."

Nepenthes climbed up from the creek, and was extremely "kind" to Lin Ning. Lin Ning had no time to comfort him, so he just copied it and asked the White Queen to hide behind her, and it belonged to the original body. Holding his wand in his hand, he recalled the offensive spells he had learned, and tried his best to recall what the professors taught at that time, trying to mobilize the magic power in his body.

Soon, something that alerted her appeared.It is a magical animal that is a circle taller than ordinary people. Its whole body is purple, and it is slightly gray. At the same time, its back is raised, and there are two very sharp long horns on its head. It walks on big feet with four fingers. , who was looking at Lin Ning with a fierce look at this time, and seemed about to move.

Lin Ning: "Fuck!"

According to the records in "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them", this is a magical animal called the horned camel, which can be found in mountainous areas all over Europe.The point is that the hide of the horned camel is stronger than that of the dragon, and most spells will not work on it.

Lin Ning only observed the terrain to see how to get rid of the aggressive horned camel.

The White Queen spoke unhurriedly: "Nepenthes, why didn't you wake up?"

The pitcher plant is unknown, so: "Wow?"

Lin Ning: "...It's you, Nepenthes!"

Listen to what the little man said, it said that it didn't feel threatened, so what can Lin Ning do as a crispy person, she can only ask her dog to protect her.

In this regard, Lin Ning didn't feel any embarrassment, thinking that it was a temporary use for raising a dog for a thousand days, and besides, the horned camel might become a member of the new pitcher plant recipe.

However, the pitcher plant that was thrown out did not complain at all. Among them, the acromantula and Billywig were dazzled by Lin Ning's promise, and it saw that the horned camel was a rush. With them coming, this is a sign of war to it.So it became more active, swam from the creek to the opposite bank, and bared its teeth at the horned camel that was rushing towards it.

In terms of body shape, the horned camel compared to the pitcher plant is like an elephant compared to an ant, and then giggled.

Lin Ning: "No."

The White Queen's eyebrows were even colder.

The pitcher plant tilted its head, and the whole dog looked softer and cute.

Horned camel beast: "cluck cluck——"

Not only that, after laughing at the pitcher plant, the horned camel ignored it and rushed towards Lin Ning across the stream.

Then, the pitcher plant opened its bloody mouth, and with a "click", it just bit off the horned camel's neck.

(Horn camel: "!!")

Lin Ning couldn't help but said, "I can write a book called Nepenthes and Horned Camel."

The White Queen also said seriously: "Royalties can be used to support us to go to Australia."

Lin Ning smiled and walked across the stream.When she was crossing the river, the clear stream reflected her current appearance. Her golden hair was naturally curly, and her blue eyes were smiling, making them look like shining sapphires with sharp edges and corners. If he was a bit taller, he could use words like "Apollo" to describe him, but even so, as far as he is concerned, he is still extremely handsome, so handsome that even if he is wearing a purple robe with emerald The green lining didn't make him look exaggerated.But no one will appreciate it. All the living creatures present are looking at the dead horned camel. Among them, the pitcher plant is sniffing around. After Lin Ning came to him, he said, "Wow~"

Listen to that brisk tone, you know what it is talking about.

Lin Ning said sincerely, "Congratulations."

"Then you eat its flesh, and leave the skin to me."

Nepenthes licked the horned camel's blood and said there was nothing wrong with it. It could eat from the inside, and the mouth of the horned camel was even bigger than its whole mouth.While the pitcher plants were eating diligently, Lin Ning tried to cast a few basic spells with the wand, feeling the flow of magic power in his body.

The White Queen originally wanted to assist her to record the data, but realized before she acted that she was not in the form of artificial intelligence and could not scan Lin Ning in all directions.Lin Ning realized this almost immediately, and she stopped immediately after casting a spell, and said to the White Queen, who couldn't seem disappointed from the outside: "Don't worry, there will be bread and milk. .”

The White Queen said nothing.

Lin Ning spread his hands and said: "Look, you used to be responsible for raising me and the pitcher plant. Last time, I was responsible for raising you and the pitcher plant. Now it's the turn of the pitcher plant to raise you and me. It must I'm also very happy. Isn't it right, Nepenthes?" She said and went to look at the feeding Nepenthes, only to find that it had finished eating, and then looked at the horned camel, she almost immediately Just jumped up: "Hey, can't you leave me a piece of horned camel meat? Do you want me to eat its skin to satisfy my hunger?"

The pitcher plant silently took out a bone.

Lin Ning: "..." She decided to change the book to "My Duel with the Horned Camel"!