Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

The International Federation of Wizards is a bit like the United Nations of the Muggle world. Its powers can be said to be large or small, but one thing is for sure. Its jurisdiction over the Ministry of Magic of each country also varies from country to country. Dumbledore, who was the president of the International Federation of Wizards in the original book, was removed from the position of president under the impeachment of the British Ministry of Magic.

It can be said that the British Ministry of Magic is the leading brother in the magic world.

This is very different from the Muggle world.

Leaving aside how such a difference was caused, let’s just talk about Lin Ning being summoned this time.

Lin Ning raised his eyebrows and asked, "What did I do?"

White Queen: "They think you've broken the International Statute of Secrecy, but they don't say how." The International Statute of Secrecy was signed in 1692 to ensure that Muggles in every country don't discover magic The existence of the world was also the signing of this decree, the magic world turned into the shadows, and began to separate from the Muggle world.

In Lin Ning's view, the "International Statute of Secrecy" is actually the most powerful proof that wizards were oppressed by the Muggles at the time and had to turn into the shadows.

Lin Ning rolled his eyes: "I'll just go."

The White Queen: "Go early and return early."

Lin Ning smiled.

This time the inquiry was initiated by the International Federation of Wizards. Dumbledore, as the president, was also there. Lin Ning saw him and politely stepped forward to greet him. It doesn't look like he's here to accept inquiries.

Dumbledore didn't say much, he was not involved in this matter.

Lin Ning heard what he meant, and became more and more curious about how the International Federation of Wizards would prove that she had violated the International Statute of Secrecy.

This doubt was quickly answered. Among the members of the International Federation of Wizards, Lin Ning saw several members of the Wizengamot. Their eyes flickered slightly, and they didn't dare to look directly at Lin Ning.

What's more interesting is that the International Federation of Wizards believes that what she is doing to the British wizarding world is gradually exposing the wizarding world to Muggles.In addition, a series of her methods are learned from Muggles, which will further break the balance between the Muggle world and the wizarding world.

Lin Ning: "..."

Are you serious?

That is to say, she published a series of novels in the Muggle world, which are more convincing than such general and ambiguous rhetoric.

Fortunately, the International Federation of Wizards still mentioned a more convincing argument, that is, Lin Ning intends to incorporate wizards from Muggle families into household registration, and also intends to have all wizards' household registrations settled in the Muggle government , Can this not alarm the Muggle world?This is not something that can be fooled by a few confusion spells.

Lin Ning protested calmly: "May I ask if the International Statute of Secrecy can expressly point out that I am violating the International Statute of Secrecy?"

No.

The "International Statute of Secrecy" has not been revised since it was enacted in 1692. The most basic regulations of the "International Statute of Secrecy" prohibit minor wizards from using magic at will, and prohibit non-wizards from holding and using wands. The Ministry of Magic needs to manage it well The magical animals in their respective domains, etc., did not involve Lin Ning's outline of various aspects of the magic world today.Of course, the "International Statute of Secrecy" regards secrecy as the highest standard, and they are talking about things with this highest standard now.

Lin Ning also said that she is directly responsible to the Prime Minister for the settlement, and the Muggle government has always been aware of the existence of the wizarding world, which does not violate the International Statute of Secrecy.

Besides, even though wizards live in a place "invisible" to Muggles, fundamentally speaking, they have not left the territory of their own country. It makes no sense for them to enjoy their own territory, but evade the corresponding obligations.However, Lin Ning did not point out this point clearly. She just mentioned that if wizards are recognized by law, they will enjoy various benefits. Even though most wizards are self-sufficient, this does not mean that they will refuse to live a better life. OK.

As for this exposing the wizarding world?

Lin Ning pondered and said: "I think you guys don't have the most real-time understanding of how well Muggles know us, no, strictly speaking, it's still at the level where Muggles know almost nothing about the wizarding world and wizards .In fact, Muggles know a lot more about magic and wizards than you think."

In order to prove her statement, Lin Ning took out stacks of books.

These are all novels taken from the Muggle world. The imagination of novelists is unconstrained, and they can write about any subject matter.vampire?werewolf?wizard?It's all written over and over again by them, okay?Even if they haven't written about a magic world that is completely similar to today's magic world, there will always be some common structure.

Another thing that is more impactful is that there are many books written about Merlin in the Muggle world.

In addition, in order to show Muggles' understanding of the wizarding world in a more three-dimensional way, Lin Ning also moved out a movie.There are no TVs or projectors in the wizarding world, but they have the magic of "limited-time physical projection". Lin Ning made a transformation himself, and used this magic to show a movie produced by the Muggle world, allowing international wizards The old guys from the federation watched a movie.

It's just that Lin Ning didn't tell them that this is a product of Muggle's imagination, and it's not aimed at the wizarding world and wizards. She just told them how many Muggles have seen this video record so far.

Speaking of population, Lin Ning especially wanted to sigh.

As far as the British wizarding community is concerned, the total population of wizards who were not included in the previous statistics was less than 500, and they were still facing the serious problem of negative population growth.It can be said that not only the giants are on the verge of extinction, but the wizards are not much better. It is necessary for the Ministry of Magic to issue relevant policies.

Lin Ning was thinking about how to give generous subsidies to families such as the Weasleys who have made outstanding contributions to the wizarding world, so as to encourage them to have more children. The members of the International Federation of Wizards were taken aback by her.

Of course, there are still very few members who are aware of the crux of it.

After looking at it for a while, Dumbledore took off his glasses and lowered his head to wipe them.

Lin Ning noticed it, but she didn't pay much attention to it. Her reform of the British magic world was already on the way. No one would have enough ability to stop it, even the world's greatest white wizard Dumbledore. Because this is not only a matter of personal ability, but also because her foundation is not only deep in the wizarding world, but also in the Muggle world is expanding step by step, and even if Dumbledore has no other pure-blood wizards against Muggles, there are still many Some wizards are so narrow-minded, but the general environment of the wizarding world is like this, not to mention that wizards are indeed able to use magic wands to do things that ordinary people cannot do with technology. It is normal to have a sense of superiority. Lin Ning, who is well versed in the rules of the two worlds and able to turn things around freely, did not pay much attention to the inquiries from the International Federation of Wizards.

On the contrary, after bullying them for not understanding Muggle culture, Lin Ning even beat them back.

"The innovation plan formulated by the Ministry of Magic of this country is an absolute secret of the Ministry of Magic of this country, but now the International Federation of Wizards not only knows about it, but also knows it in relative detail. Regarding this matter, as a representative of the British Ministry of Magic, I hope that the International Federation of Wizards can Give a satisfactory answer."

Several members of the Wizengamot turned pale.

The expressions of the other members were not much better. Lin Ningquan pretended not to see it. She didn't want the International Federation of Wizards to point fingers in the future.For some reason, Lin Ning remembered the matter of Brexit. She thought that if the International Confederation of Wizards still couldn't figure it out in the future, she wouldn't mind letting the British Ministry of Magic follow it away from the International Confederation of Wizards.

After thinking this way, Lin Ning felt that the inquiry meeting might not be able to continue, so he got up and left.

The International Federation of Wizards didn't react for a while, and it failed to keep her.

It was Dumbledore who followed, he wanted to have a good talk with Lin Ning.

Lin Ning nodded.

The conversation between the two of them this time mainly revolved around Lin Ning's innovation in the magic world.Lin Ning didn't hide much, and told Dumbledore her views on the magic world. She personally believes that if the magic world doesn't innovate, it will decline or even die in the long run.

On a larger scale, the crucial point is that magical ability is regressing.Judging from Lin Ning's research on the history of magic, powerful magic all originated from ancient times. Not to mention the Three Hallows of Death, which may be a gift from the God of Death, but the Three Unforgivable Curses. Although there is no way to trace back to the specific invention time, Cocoa can be proven to have existed at least hundreds of years ago, and ancient magic items like the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, the Pen of Acceptance and the Book of Admission are all millennia old, and the Pensieve, Looking Glass, etc. They're all old inventions.

Comparing the well-documented recently invented magic, Shenfeng Wuying has more offensive power, and among the newly invented magic items, only the Marauder's Map invented by the Jiedao foursome is so visible.

Through the above comparison, it is not difficult to see that magic ability is regressing from generation to generation.

Furthermore, as time goes by, the wizarding world has become less and less tolerant of so-called black magic.Black magic is just a relative term. Lin Ning tends to think that it is magic that has an irreversible effect on the soul or body of a person. Strictly speaking, there is no so-called good or bad, but the lethality is relatively strong. However, for today's magic As far as the world is concerned, black magic has become a forbidden word, and it has also been classified as evil.In addition, the research of modern wizards tends to be in a relatively safe field, unlike the time converters that people have studied on a large scale in the past, this is a step backward in Lin Ning's view.

In addition, all wizards have only received seven years of general education in magic, and the content of the exam

Just "describing the gesture of waving a wand", and treating people exposed to dementors with chocolate.

How can magic and the wizarding world develop in this situation?

Then there is the lack of awareness of the Muggle world.

and negative population growth.

There is no need to repeat them one by one. In short, if no changes are made, the magic world will end sooner or later, and even Lin Ning's innovation is only a "taste" so far, and has not been able to go deeper. Solving the fundamental problem, in the end, it takes too much time to proceed step by step.

Dumbledore pondered for a long time and said, "This cannot be changed overnight."

Lin Ning nodded: "I'm very clear about this, and I didn't expect to accomplish it overnight. I didn't even think about getting wizards recorded in the Muggle government files. The Secrecy Act protects wizards, not Muggles, and that's a good point."

Dumbledore was dumbfounded, this sentence sounded a bit sad.

Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "I think it is necessary to make Muggle Studies a compulsory course. What do you think?"

Dumbledore pondered: "This requires the approval of the board of directors."

Lin Ning said calmly, "You don't need to worry about that."

Most of the members of the board of directors are not very innocent. If they are sensible, they will not object to the decree issued by the Ministry of Magic.

All in all, the conversation was quite harmonious, at least for Lin Ning.Dumbledore is a very wise old man, he is not stubborn, he knows how to be flexible, and at the same time has a far-sighted vision. With such a headmaster, the reform of Hogwarts may proceed more smoothly.

Also, neither of them mentioned the incident of those members of the Wizengamot rebelling against each other. In Lin Ning's opinion, their actions were extremely stupid, and Lin Ning didn't want to spend any more time dealing with them.

When Lin Ning returned to the Ministry of Magic, the members of the Ministry of Magic who had received the news in advance were already waiting. Lin Ning waved his hand to indicate that she was fine.

Minister Millicent Barnold comforted Lin Ning, who was attacked by the International Federation of Wizards, after inquiring about the general process, and finally took out a concert ticket from her drawer, "Cetina Warbeck is going on a concert tour, and this is the ticket for the last concert of her tour, I have an extra ticket here, so I'll give it to you."

Lin Ning accepted the tickets: "Thank you Minister."

Millicent Barnold smiled: "You don't have to go if you don't like it. As far as I know, most of the fans who like Celestina are older wizards." Seeing it openly, Lin Ning talked to her for a while before leaving the minister's office.

When returning to the second floor where the Department of Magical Law Enforcement was located, he met Arthur Weasley head-on.Arthur Weasley saw the ticket in her hand at a glance, "Is it the ticket for Celestina Warbeck's 'Frivolous Aphrodite' concert? Molly likes her very much, this time her new The album "You Stole My Pot, But You Can't Get My Heart", Molly had a trustee to buy a copy back. By the way, she also performed her famous song "One Pot is Hot" in Diagon Alley Love"."

Lin Ning: "...Really?"

What kind of weird names are these?

And Lin Ning is actually the first time she has heard of Celestina Warbeck, a well-known female singer in the magic world. The White Queen knows it: "The Daily Prophet has reported on her, and her concert tour this time .”

"Would you like to hear her song, Emile?"

Lin Ning hesitated and asked, "Apart from "You Stole My Pot, But You Can't Get My Heart" and "A Pot of Hot Love", what other songs are there?"

The White Queen: "You Hooked My Heart Away With Magic."

Lin Ning: "Okay."

In fact, Celestina Warbeck's songs are still good, and she herself is known as the "witch singer".Lin Ning looked at the introduction about her in the "Daily Prophet", saying that she was born in Wales in 1917. Her father was a wizard and her mother was a Muggle actress. She devoted herself to raising her daughter who showed musical talent since childhood.

Not long after graduating from Hogwarts, Celestina Warbeck gradually became famous, and now she is the most famous singer, and she is also enthusiastic about charity. "Boys, Return the Bludgers, Throw the Quaffle" was recorded and sold to raise money for St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Wounds.

And her songs are often played on the wizarding radio network, which can be said to be a household name.

And the wizarding radio simulcast is like a Muggle radio station, a rare thing in the wizarding world that is in sync with Muggle entertainment.

Speaking of this, the Ministry of Magic has recently been researching how to use magic power to transform televisions, but it doesn't work if you have a television, you need a television station and TV programs.Lin Ning racked his brains and thought about it, but he couldn't think of any people who could put together a program. There are not many idols in the magic world, and there are only a few drama programs, and there are not many professional actors. .

Just as Lin Ning was thinking, the song switched from "You Stolen My Heart With Magic" to the album's title song "You Stole My Pot, But You Can't Get My Heart", Lin Ning came back to his senses , Ignored the magical title as much as possible, and listened carefully to the lyrics of this song.For some reason, Lin Ning suddenly remembered that in the original book of "Harry Potter", Tom Riddle in the diary "seduced" Ginny Weasley who got the diary.

And in her memory, Tom Riddle, who was still studying at Hogwarts, was not in his prime, handsome like his Muggle father old Tom Riddle, even though he was split up again and again, His handsome features were completely ruined, and became "the color of the face is as dead white as chalk, and the red eyes are shining, and there are two slender nostrils like snakes below."

"What are you thinking?" asked the White Queen.

Lin Ning let out a "huh": "I was thinking that if Tom Riddle hadn't been disfigured, he might have achieved a great foundation. I mean, even in the magic world, it depends on the face, you see Me, my face definitely adds a lot of points to me." In fact, a better example is the original Gilderoy Lockhart, who has built himself into a best-selling author and is loved by witches.

"How do you think of Tom Riddle from "You Hooked My Heart Away With Magic"?" The White Queen didn't quite understand.

"I thought of the TV station planned by the Ministry of Magic from the wizarding radio broadcast. You know that it's useless to have a TV station. We can import programs from Muggles, but we must have programs with the characteristics of the wizarding world, so I just Reminiscent of the once handsome Tom Riddle, I think he has the potential to become an idol, and playing a domineering wizard must be easy." Lin Ning laughed as he said, "Not talking about TV dramas, but for "You Stole I blame you, but you can't get my heart" is very suitable for filming v."

She said and pointed to the "Cetina Warbeck's concert tour is extremely popular, and the price of concert tickets on the black market has doubled and skyrocketed" written in the "Daily Prophet" to show the White Queen, "The magic world is so good." Mouth."

The White Queen: ""Vampire and Werewolf" sold well in both the wizarding world and the wizarding world."

"It can be seen that in this regard, everyone's pursuit is the same." Lin Ning said with his forehead propped up, thinking of one thing: "The film and television copyright of "Vampire and Werewolf" has been sold, and it is said that it will be released in November this year. Let's go to the cinema. Wait, this movie can be introduced to the wizarding world, but in this case, I have to set up a cinema in the wizarding world, and a film and television company in the Muggle world."

The White Queen put her proposal on the agenda, and reminded: "If you make a movie in the magic world, you can save the special effects fee."

"That's right, and the real-time projection magic can achieve a perfect 3D effect. It will take many years for this Muggle world to realize it." Lin Ning said enthusiastically, and then turned her attention to the diary that she thought was tasteless:

Do you want to make a star-making plan?

Lin Ning still went to Celestina Warbeck's concert, not to listen to the song, but three of her loyal fans collided with three brooms in the sky over Liverpool that day, and was seen by more than one Muggle .

The Ministry of Magic had to scramble and cast a batch of Oblivion Charms.

In order to thank the Ministry of Magic, Celestina Warbeck also sent a lot of her signed albums, which is the "You Stole My Pot, But You Can't Get My Heart" album with the same title , and was quickly carved up by law enforcement members of the Ministry of Magic.

Lin Ning also got one. She put the album in the drawer and started writing a report on the incident.

Next, she was summoned by the International Federation of Wizards. The International Federation of Wizards did not give a satisfactory explanation soon. Lin Ning was not in a hurry, but he did not forget to remind them every few days .

As for the Wizengamot members of Nest Rebels?Lin Ning followed them to pull out a few Ministry of Magic officials who leaked secrets, and at the same time held a meeting to appease other members who were worried about their integration with the Muggle world, which was considered to have calmed down such a hidden danger in advance.

Then there is the refurbishment of the Hogwarts Express and the Hogwarts Railway Station. This was originally undertaken by the magic maintenance department, which is now very important. Lin Ning only needs to give them advice, except for getting the new express. Besides, she doesn't really need her attention, but with the intervention of Lucius Malfoy, Lin Ning needs to pay more attention.

The head of the Malfoy family didn't stop the matter, but he expressed to the Ministry of Magic through the Hogwarts Board of Directors that his family was willing to donate part of the property as a gift to the Hogwarts train station and Hogwarts Great support for express renovations.

This seemed to be a gesture of favor to the Ministry of Magic.

opportunists.

Lin Ning commented in this way, after thinking about the decree she was going to implement next, she accepted Lucius Malfoy's overtures, and when she met with him, she hinted at the problems of certain courses at Hogwarts .

Lucius Malfoy asked the string song to know the meaning, and it was very logical that the Muggle Studies course at Hogwarts changed from an optional course to a compulsory course later.

In addition, the professor of Muggle Studies was also recommended by Lin Ning, who was Daisy Hookham proposed by the White Queen.

Before this, the witch had also been educated by the Ministry of Magic, and she was guaranteed to be relatively objective and fair. Since then, she has viewed the wizarding world and the Muggle world, and passed this attitude on to the students.

And this matter went smoothly, so Lin Ning took a little look at Lucius Malfoy. What he said was to know the current affairs. Considering that she herself is the current beneficiary, Lin Ning decided to do it at that time It's a little less ruthless now.

The renovation of the Hogwarts Express and Hogwarts Railway Station was also completed soon, and Lin Ning didn't pay any more attention. She then added support to the Department of Mysteries to the original plan.

The Department of Mysteries is the most mysterious department of the Ministry of Magic. From its establishment to the present, their research scope includes the following points, death, thinking, time and prophecy.Leaving aside the first two, the time aspect is related to the time converter, and the prophecy?The Department of Mysteries has a prophecy orb, but it really hasn't been used much.

Generally speaking, the Department of Mysteries has made some progress in its exploration of the ultimate issues of soul and time, but it has basically stagnated in recent years, and the time converter was not invented by the Department of Mysteries.

In other words, the research of the Department of Mysteries in recent years may not be as good as Voldemort's research alone. After all, only one Horcrux, Voldemort can be said to be a figure who created the world. It is not that no one has made Horcruxes before. , but no one has ever made so many Horcruxes like him, even if he made so many Horcruxes, his IQ and appearance were severely damaged like disfigurement.

Lin Ning realized the shortcomings in the conversation with Dumbledore, so now she has increased her support for the Department of Mysteries, and at the same time she has given a "push", just like she gave an outline of the topic at the research institute in the Muggle world.

In this way, I don't want them to have immediate results, but I hope they can make progress.

After Lin Ning left the Department of Mysteries, he transferred to the Department of Management and Control of Fantastic Beasts on the fourth floor.The Department for the Regulation and Control of Fantastic Beasts used to be the second largest department of the Ministry of Magic. In addition to the Pest Advisory Office, there were Ghost Office, Centaur Liaison Office, Werewolf Control Bureau, Goblin Liaison Office, House Elf Resettlement Office, Ghoul Rangers, Dragon Bureau of Research and Restriction and Office of Misinformation, etc.

The Misinformation Office is used to deal with Muggle conflicts, some magical disasters or incidents are simply too conspicuous, and Muggles cannot justify themselves without the help of an external authority.

In such cases, the Misinformation Office will contact the Muggle Prime Minister directly to seek a reasonable non-magical explanation for what happened, just as the Misinformation Office has been persuading Muggles to believe that everything related to Loch Ness Evidence of impact related to water monsters is bogus.It's just that now the Misinformation Office will report this kind of incident to Lin Ning. When Lin Ning reported it to the Prime Minister, he had already given an explanation that sounded very bluffing.

Another ghoul?

This is a magical animal classified as XX by the Ministry of Magic. It is ugly but not dangerous.Generally lives in every attic or barn owned by a wizard, eating the spiders and moths there.It groaned incessantly, and occasionally messed around, but was basically simple-minded, and at worst yelled and frightened anyone who happened to come across it.

The Ghoul Rangers of the Department of Magical Beast Management and Control are responsible for driving away the ghouls living in the houses that have been passed on to Muggles, and like in the original book, Gilderoy Lockhart wrote a book called " Swim with Ghouls novel.

In general, the Department of Management and Control of Fantastic Beasts has many departments and tasks.

Lin Ning will come here to pick up the pitcher plant that works part-time at the Pest Advisory Office. It's a fish in water here, but the Department of Magical Creatures Management and Control hasn't been able to tell what kind of magical animal it is, thinking it is a new one. Breed, after all, even a swallowtail dog that eats everything can't beat a dwarf pig.

When Lin Ning came over, the pitcher plant was confronting a cat lizi.Maolizi looks like a cat, with various spots on its fur, particularly large ears, and a tail like a lion's tail. It was bred by wizards in Britain and has been exported all over the world.

Very smart and loyal pet.

If you adopt it, you must first obtain the permission of the Ministry of Magic like adopting a swallowtail dog.

Now that the cat and raccoon are already blowing up, Lin Ning scooped up the pitcher plant with a hand, and slightly nodded at the somewhat cramped staff of the Department of Management and Control of Magical Creatures, "I'll take it away, you are busy your."

Looking back, I stared at the pitcher plant several times.

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning pretended to say, "It's a cat and dog fight, I can understand it."

This is probably a piece of evidence that can prove that the pitcher plant is a dog, but how should I put it, the cat and raccoon are more than twice as big as it, even though the pitcher plant is already a xxxl teacup dog.

In fact, on the whole, the pitcher plant still has a long body. It was only the size of a xxl teacup dog in the famous detective world. It seems that so many magical animals have been created in the magic world, and it has grown a circle.

congratulations.

Lin Ning returned home with the Nepenthes that he ate and grew, and the White Queen told him something that could be called good news.

Some wizards submitted their manuscripts to Xiaohongshu Publishing House, not in words, but in the form of comics. This can be said to be a kind of progress, at least it enriches the entertainment of wizards better.

Lin Ning read the comics about the adventures of the "crazy" Muggle Martin Miggs. On the whole, it restores the Muggle world, but the story is quite interesting.

Lin Ning nodded: "Let the editor of the publishing house negotiate a contract with him, and we will publish it as soon as possible."

The White Queen: "Yes."

Lin Ning flipped through a few more pages. Unlike Muggle comics, the comics here can move, and the dialogues of the characters can be dubbed later, which is a bit like animation. "I think it can be slightly adapted and made into a TV show, which can be shown to wizards as animation."

White Queen: "The premise is that the promotion of TV is smooth."

Lin Ning coughed: "Actually, the TV set hasn't been remodeled yet."

The White Queen thought for a while and said, "You are planning for a rainy day."

Even Lin Ning was a little embarrassed, and met the indifferent face of the pitcher plant as soon as he rolled his eyes.

Lin Ningfu said to his heart: "I can launch a program "Fantastic Beasts on the Bite of the Tongue"."

Nepenthes: "Wow."

Lin Ning: "...well, sign a contract with you."

The brothers have to settle accounts clearly, even though the money belonging to the left pocket of the two of them fell into the right pocket.

Then Lin Ning went to feed the rune snakes, and did not leave immediately, but waited for them to finish eating, pretending to be inadvertently said: "The research on the soul of the Department of Mysteries has not made any progress over the years, I think I'm worried about them."

Voldemort, Ben Mort, was alarmed almost immediately: 'What do you want to do? '

Voldemort V was more direct: 'You want to make Horcruxes too? '

Lin Ning said flatly: "And then you fell to the end like you are now?" '

Lord Voldemort: '...'

Voldemort V: '...'

Voldemort: 'You can't deny that we have now gained immortality. '

Lin Ning: 'Oh. '

Voldemort: '...Since you don't want to make Horcruxes, what do you want to do? '

Lin Ning said truthfully: "I want you to use your remaining heat and pass on the valuable experience you have gained from your own practice when studying soul splitting." ' On this point, Lin Ning is no match.

Voldemort Five picked up Joe as soon as he heard it: 'What good can we do? '

Before Lin Ning could say anything, the snake head of the rune snake hissed: "If you are not acting, then I would like to have a dozen tree monkey frogs." 'The tree monkey frog, as its name suggests, looks like a hybrid of a monkey and a frog, with webbed hands and feet and long, flexible limbs that allow it to swing from branch to branch.

The Ministry of Magic classification level is xx.

Voldemort Five: 'You don't interrupt! '

Rune snake this snake head: 'Do you think you can get other benefits?See who you are now, idiot. '

Voldemort Five: '……'

Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "Actually, apart from giving you the tree monkey and frog, it's not that I can't give you other benefits." '

Voldemort Five and Voldemort himself all looked over.

Lin Ning said slowly: "To be honest, did you ever think about being the center of attention when you were young?"To have every wizard fanatically shouting your name and prostrating himself under your robes?Crazy for you, crazy for you?Now that there is such an opportunity, it depends on what you think. '

Voldemort himself: '! '

Voldemort Five: '! '

Rune snake snake head: '? ? ? '

Pie in the sky?No matter how you look at it, it's impossible.

Alas, I knew that it would have two dozen tree monkey frogs, or this is more realistic.