Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

This is foodie thinking.

Didn't Kong Ling buy "Fantastic Beasts on the Bite of the Tongue" by Gilderoy Lockhart when he secretly went to the British magic world? At that time, he subconsciously thought that he was a big foodie like him. Coming to Hong Kong as an investor, Kong Ling didn't think about other places, but only thought that people came across the ocean to eat their country's "magical animals".

Oh, I'm going, how have I ever eaten!

Adhering to such heartbroken thoughts, Kong Ling went to find Zou Wei in the next department.The two of them had a good relationship, even if Huo Kejin went to the Quidditch World Finals together last time, but he was fined by the school after he came back, because reselling snacks caused a fight among buyers.

cough.

"Have you read the news that Minister Luo came to our place?"

Zou Wei corrected again: "His surname is Lockhart."

Zou Wei paused and said, "I know about it."

Kong Ling subconsciously: "Huh?"

Zou Wei's father is the dean of their college, so he knows some inside information: "In fact, the principal and the deans were called to a meeting to discuss whether we should join the International Federation of Wizards or not. It seems that the International Confederation of Wizards will send an invitation, which was proposed by Minister Lockhart, but there are still countries that have not joined the International Confederation of Wizards, but they are not as big and resourceful as ours."

Kong Ling suddenly realized: "He really wanted to eat a copy of "Shan Hai Jing"!"

Zou Wei: "...The monsters and beasts in the "Shan Hai Jing" are either protected, or they don't bully others. Thank God, not to mention that as the Minister of Magic of the United Kingdom, even if it is out of political considerations, he will not do this kind of damage. A matter of friendly exchanges between the two countries."

Kong Ling shook his head and said, "You've watched too much "News Network"."

Zou Wei: "...you eat too many alchemy ingredients."

Kong Ling didn't feel ashamed and said: "Hey, I was scolded in the last class, and the alchemy furnace was almost confiscated."

Zou Wei: "... yes."

Kong Ling said with a hippie smile: "No, I read the news that he came to visit Hong Kong as a secular billionaire, and said that he might invest in Hong Kong. The news also said that he was on the top of the Forbes rich list How many people are there? It doesn’t sound like ordinary rich people, could it be the net worth accumulated from selling potions on their side? But I haven’t seen such a fortune in the wood department yet?”

Zou Wei frowned, he really didn't know about it.

The news spread quickly. After all, it also involved Hong Kong, which is about to return, and another layer of Lin Ning's identity.The school received the notice very quickly, and everyone gathered together to figure out what his intentions were.

"I said, why does the dog he brought look so familiar? I saw such a magical animal recorded in Mr. Pu's Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, but his size is too big." Nepenthes The original source is the "Beagle" chapter in "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" written by Pu Songling. Lin Ning got it at that time in a parallel world derived from "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio". In the world, "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" is still the same "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio", except that all the ghosts and ghosts in this book are no longer fabricated by Pu Songling to some extent after listening to others, but actually exist.

It can be said that Pu Songling and "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" are equivalent to Newt Scamman and "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them", and Pu Songling also taught in this school and was a teacher of ghosts and ghosts.

"Really, did someone smuggle the beagle into Great Britain?"

"Their system is different from ours. I'm afraid it made the beagle uncomfortable and mutated."

"Not to mention, she's fat."

"cough."

"The meaning of the party branch is to clarify the reason why he did so many things, so that they can prepare in advance."

"Calculate?"

"Ah."

There is no problem with this, the five deans are particularly good at divination, but this time it took a long time, but they couldn't come up with a result. It's not because they are separated by a race, but:

"I can only figure out that his fortune is profound, and everything else is too vague, especially the fate line. All I see is a blank."

"That's strange."

"No."

"Anyway, he has no malicious intentions, and we will play by ear."

"alright."

Lin Ning came back this time, in fact, to some extent, it can be said that he returned to his hometown with honor.It's just that she can't get along with the descendants of China from the inside out.Even looking up, she has been a Japanese-American once, and a pure American three times. At that time, she did not show any fundamental pursuit of her at the beginning. This time?This time, she was more curious about the Chinese magic world, and maybe there was some nostalgia in it that she thought she didn't have.

And she doesn't know much about the Chinese magic world right now.

She knew that the Chinese Quidditch national team had won the Quidditch World Cup runner-up, and she saw it occasionally when she watched "Harry Potter" in the past;

Before and after she became the Minister of Magic, she had the authority to read the confidential files of other countries, and there was very little about China.Even the Flying Carpet Party in India has had exchanges with their Ministry of Magic, although most of the time they are promoting flying carpets.

Going deeper, Kong Ling and Zou Wei secretly came to the Quidditch World Cup finals. Their conversation revealed some news about their school. Lin Ning took a peek, but couldn't get much.

That's why there was a series of things she did later to bring the relationship closer.

The result is that if the mountain does not come, she will be the one, and if she comes, the mountain will be the one.

But even if her ultimate goal was to visit the Chinese magic world, she didn't make it too obvious, and she really wanted to invest in China this time, and she wrote several plans.

Her sincerity and resources are there, and people with a discerning eye can see it naturally. If so, there is no reason to push the opportunity out. In addition, her other identity is not a secret to some people, so it didn't take long. Lin Ning connected with the party branch of the Chinese magic world.

Now that Lin Ning has become a state guest, she mentioned Hogwarts a little bit, and the party branch here heard Xiange and asked if she would like to visit their school.

Lin Ning readily agreed.

The person in charge didn't expect her to be so forthright, and was just a little taken aback, not knowing what to think of, so he took another look at the pitcher plant that was following Lin Ning.

Lin Ning: "?"

She asked bluntly.

The person in charge thought for a while and said, "Your Excellency, this pet has a relationship with our country."

There was no mention of smuggling.

Lin Ning found out about "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" later on, and she couldn't help being a little stunned.When she heard Kong Ling and Zou Wei mention that their alchemy teacher was the rehired Ou Zhizi, she felt somewhat inexplicably moved.Their school has a long history, and there may have been people who showed differences from ordinary people. Then many unusual people in history that Lin Ning knows may be true magicians.

In the British magic world, ghosts exist, which can be called "ghosts" to a certain extent. It is normal for ghosts and ghosts to exist in China. The basis of the works is also logical.

This reminded Lin Ning of her master Hui Taoist.

In the history she knew, Lu Dongbin was the founder of the Quanzhen School, a native of Hezhong Prefecture, Puzhou, Hedong. He was originally a Confucian scholar. Respected as the ancestor of the sword and the sword fairy.In other words, like Pu Songling, he is a real person who existed in the official history. Then in this parallel world, will Lu Dongbin become a fairy after practicing like Pu Songling?

So far still.

"Minister Lockhart?"

"I'm fine, I just didn't expect this to happen." Lin Ning came back to her senses, her expression looked the same as before.When she returned to the hotel where she was temporarily staying, she had "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" in her hand, which was kindly sent by her family. Lin Ning flipped through the "Beagle" chapter and showed it to Nepenthes, and there were pictures on it.

Nepenthes read the pages of the book.

The White Queen also came along, but she didn't show up just to avoid people's eyes and ears, but she immediately saw that something was wrong with Lin Ning, "Emile, do you want to talk to me?"

Lin Ning did not hide anything, and briefly explained the ins and outs, and finally said calmly: "I actually know very well that even if there is a Hui Taoist in this parallel world, he will not be my master."

It's just that a few heavy stones were placed in her heart, making her breathless.

"If you want to cry this time, I can bring you an ice bag." Lin Ning left the world of "Liao Zhai" and arrived in the new world. At that time, she only had a projector, and if she wanted to bring ice packs to her eyes, she could only use other machines.

Lin Ning: "...I didn't want to cry."

White Queen: "I won't laugh at you."

Lin Ning: "...Although it was there before, it's gone now."

She just looked away.

Nepenthes didn’t think there was anything sad about it. Didn’t it just leave the group and follow Lin Ning at the beginning, and didn’t talk about going back after that. Now I read the records in "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" and it has a car. It was deep, but it made Lin Ning dumbfounded when it finished saying "Wow" to Lin Ning.

Lin Ning: "You mean you want to use Billywig bugs to let your group try something new?"

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning is not stingy: "It's not impossible, but I thought you would want to eat a copy of "Shan Hai Jing"."

Nepenthes: "Wow?"

Lin Ning suddenly realized that it was not easy for them to act pretentiously here, so he said without hesitation: "Nothing, nothing." Then he changed the subject and said, "Since you want to return to your hometown, the White Queen and I will naturally support you. Billywig is enough. How about acromantia?"

The pitcher plant thought about it, and although it was a bit reluctant, it still nodded when it thought that it would be able to eat along with it.

Lin Ning pretended that he hadn't mentioned "Shan Hai Jing", and turned around to talk about business with the White Queen.

The next day, the three of them, led by the person in charge, went to the school with the longest history in the land of China where Kong Ling and Zou Wei were.

At the very beginning, everyone had a correct attitude and exchanged views on the Western magic system and the Chinese magic system.Soon the school found out that the foreign minister did not understand them superficially. It seemed that he had done his homework before coming here, and he had a deeper understanding of the talismans.

No, 'he' speaks Chinese fluently.

This can greatly increase the favorability, not to mention the presence of the native magical animal Nepenthes.Lin Ning didn't know where its population was, so he had to ask the school. After learning that there was a cluster within the school's radius, Lin Ning took out the Billywig and eight-eyed giants that he had agreed with the pitcher plant in advance. Spider, let it take it home.

It's a pity that the head of the fire academy misunderstood: "This is so embarrassing."

Lin Ning: "... If you want, I can give you a pair of acromantulas, but it is worth noting that their reproduction speed is extraordinary."

The dean of the fire academy also reacted: "What's the matter?"

Lin Ning thinks about it too.

In this way, relying on a pair of acromantula, they established a further friendship.The school is also courteous, inviting Lin Ning to talk about Western magic to the students of their school. After all, the higher education also intends to promote their integration with the world, and since the British Minister of Magic is close to their country, they have to reciprocate, Hogwarts They can try to get in touch with the Hogwarts exchange student plan, so it is necessary for their students to have a deep understanding of Hogwarts and Western magic.

Lin Ning also has this intention.

No, she wants to use this to communicate more.

So I turned the publicity meeting into an exchange meeting, and compared and communicated with the students on the differences between China and the West. Of course, there are still many commonalities.

During the period, Lin Ning also performed some demonstrations, some just demonstrated the effect of the spell, and some were more like a showdown under the enthusiastic request of the students, but the point was not enough.This can't be with the students, but with the faculty and staff of the school. The challenge is the dean of the Wood Academy. Lin Ning used the call of the gods and guards in the middle of the competition with him, and summoned her patron saint, otherwise she would be innocent. As far as magic is concerned, it is still a bit overwhelming.

There was an uproar at the scene.

Lin Ning's patron saint is her original form, a real dragon.

Everyone is familiar with this. It is said that a dragon in their school was once invited to teach transformation class.

Kong Ling couldn't help but elbowed Zou Wei: "I said that the dragon in "Dragon and the Magic World" developed by him is so authentic. It turns out that his patron saint came from our side."

Zou Wei: "...Did you listen to him carefully? This is a magic spell they have, called the Patronus Charm. It is a symbol that reflects the heart, and it is a very profound magic that can be used completely. Sometimes you can summon your own Patronus, and let the Patronus resist attacks for you, everyone's Patronus is different."

Kong Ling scratched his forehead: "Did he explain it in such detail? Well, I know, this is a substitute spell, right? But why do I think the patron saint he summoned is like a dragon soul, well, That dragon can't use spells, but how could he, a foreigner, be our dragon?"

Zou Wei: "Good question."

The competition is endless, winning or losing is not the most important thing, everyone's focus is almost on Lin Ning's patron saint.Fortunately, Lin Ning didn't use the Animagus and turned into a dragon to fight the head of the Wood Academy, otherwise they wouldn't have been even more surprised.

However, even if there is no Animagus, Lin Ning's series of behaviors alone are enough for many people to be unconstrained. For example, when the principal and deans gathered together for a small meeting, no one knew who said abruptly: "It is said that The earliest origin of wizards on their side is the combination of magical creatures and humans."

"What do you want to say?"

"Dragon nature is obscene."

"You mean Minister Lockhart's ancestors sneaked into one of our dragons?"

"Look at how fluent he is in Chinese, and he has a good impression of our side. Besides the study of talismans, we basically haven't had much communication with outsiders here. How did he know it more systematically?"

"Could it be that he is really the descendant of the dragon?"

"Nine times out of ten."

And Lin Ning felt that since the competition, the school leaders have treated her with a little more kindness, the kind of kindness they treat their own family members.

Lin Ning almost knew what they were thinking after a little bit of side-talking.

Lin Ning: "..."

It is not impossible to say that she is the descendant of the dragon. Sybill Trelawney said that she is a "dragon messenger" before, but strictly speaking, she is really not a dragon. Although there is only one word for Jiaolong and dragon Bad, but there is still a big difference in essence.When she left the world of "Liao Zhai", she hadn't evolved from a dragon to a dragon, and there were no dragons in her ancestors.

What is this called.

Lin Ning stayed in China for less than a month, most of which was spent on investment, but the rest of the time was enough for her to have a deeper understanding of the Chinese magic world, and when she left, she also took a group of The related books they don't pass on are enough for her to study and understand thoroughly in the next period of time.

What's more, they will exchange with Hogwarts. Kong Ling actively signed up to be an exchange student. He still thinks that magical animals can be eaten casually in England.

Anyway, it's a good start.

Nepenthes: "Hi~"

Lin Ning propped her forehead, she didn't ask what happened to the group of Nepenthes that followed it in those few days.

In the next two years, the exchanges between the magical circles of China and the UK have been increasing, which is reflected in many aspects, one of which is that the British Ministry of Magic has thought about planning to go to Asia to film "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" and go to China to shoot it. Fantastic animals that are unique to China, but this plan was silently dismissed after assessing the risk factor of China's magical animals.

Of course, Fantastic Beasts in Asia was filmed.

Birds and snakes like the Ministry of Magic's classification level xxxx, which are relatively common in India;

For example, Kabbah, which is also classified as xxxx by the Ministry of Magic, is a Japanese water monster that lives in ponds and rivers that are not deep.It is often said that Kaba looks like a monkey, only with fish scales instead of fur.There is a hollow on the top of its head that can hold water.

Kabbah mainly feeds on human blood, but if someone throws a cucumber with his name engraved on it, it may not hurt him.

If a wizard did go head-to-head with a kaba, he should induce the kaba to bow to him - if it did, the water in the hollow above its head would flow out, which would make it lose all its strength.

The snowman described in the book "Where are the Fantastic Beasts" has also been photographed. Its classification level of the Ministry of Magic is xxx. When it is walking, any stray things that hit it will be swallowed by it, but Its weakness is also obvious, it is afraid of fire.

In addition, after the program "Where are the Fantastic Beasts" basically finished filming the magical animals in all regions, the program released a special disc with a revised version of the book "Where are the Fantastic Beasts" attached, which is still used by various magic schools. textbooks.

In fact, many textbooks have been revised so far, and many books that no one has written before have been published continuously, and some of them have been selected as textbooks for magic schools.Among them are the elites of the research department of the British Ministry of Magic, combined with their own research and writing books about magic, potions and other things or origins or basic knowledge, which allows people to better understand magic and have a clearer understanding of magic .

Lin Ning himself has written a book "On Natural Science and Magic", but this book has not been released to the public, and it is used as a reference for the research department."Dragon and the Wizarding World" is released to the outside world. This is a fantasy novel set as the background of the game "Dragon and the Wizarding World". Literary space required for background.

It provides players with a substantial background and brings them a greater sense of investment, so that the game "Dragon and Wizardry" continues to rise and become a sport that can compete with Quidditch. Every college in Gwartz has a school team, and the "Dragon and Wizardry" clubs have sprung up all over the world, which can be seen.

Then again, after several years of hard work, the research department of the Ministry of Magic has produced results one after another.

The Department of Mysteries began to study the soul space. The soul exists, and the existence of the soul space is not as real as the underworld in China (Lin Ning knew this for sure when he was in the Chinese magic world, and the school has a lot of ghosts and ghosts. Taoist Zhong Kui was invited to teach the relevant classes, students never dared to be late, knowing that being invited to drink tea by him might never come back), the soul space here is a bit illusory.

For example, when a mouse is transformed into a cup, the soul of the mouse will come to the so-called soul space in the process. After all, the cup is inanimate, and when the wizard turns the cup back into a mouse, During this process, the mouse's soul will be withdrawn from the soul space, but this soul may no longer be the original soul.

It can also be said that in the original book, Harry Potter was hit by the Avada of Voldemort, who was resurrected with his blood, in the Forbidden Forest, and his soul came to the so-called soul space , It’s just that there is the appearance he imagined, there is not only his own soul there, but also a "shape is a naked child, the red skin is very rough, it looks like a layer of skin has been peeled off, rustling lying shivering under a seat", which was actually the soul slice of Voldemort inside him.

Now that the Department of Mysteries is here to study the soul space, this will not bring any substantial effect in a short period of time, but human beings are already flocking to topics such as soul, time, and space.

It will eventually bring unspeakable meaning.

Lin Ning participated in it, but not with the Department of Mysteries, but first studied the Imperius Curse with other people.The Imperius Curse is one of the three unforgivable curses. Its effect is that the cursed person will feel a blank mind, and then feel extremely happy, and then there will be a voice telling the cursed person to do something, and he will do it .

It's kind of like Veritaserum, so it was included in the research.

Snape was there too.

During the rest period, other wizards went to eat together, and Lin Ning stayed for a while because he hadn't finished talking with Snape.Just for a while, Tom Riddle came in with a half-true smile, and he took the opportunity to observe who made him the queen actor of 'Gideroy Lockhart' now, in order to further study To the essence of 'his' demeanor, Tom Riddle will naturally show his professionalism.

Learn how 'his' hides a knife in his smile, hides a sword in his mouth, and pretends to be confused while pretending to be clear.

This wolf in sheep's clothing—

Lin Ning: "..." She was wronged more than Dou E.

If possible, she still wanted to explain it clearly to Tom Riddle. She was really consistent with the outside, and she didn't deny that she pretended to be confused.

Snape ignored the bright and beautiful Tom Riddle, and continued to talk about his thoughts with Lin Ning. Suddenly his wand slipped out of his sleeve, and he looked vigilantly at the inexplicably fluctuating space.

Tom Riddle: "!"

Lin Ning also shuddered, and she became vigilant.

After seeing the figure in front of her clearly, she didn't know what to say.

Harry Potter realizes that he must exist, that he must not only be a disembodied mind, but that he has a sense of touch, after a green light hits him.

That was Voldemort's Avada Kedavra.

Harry Potter felt that he was probably dead, but he touched his face, and he felt that he was not hurt, and he still felt, he didn't know what was wrong with him, he subconsciously looked around, he saw it at first sight Saw Snape killed by Nagini.

Professor Snape.

He always thought that Professor Snape hated him so much, he never thought that Professor Snape was actually a hero, but unfortunately he knew it too late, when Professor Snape had closed his eyes forever.

Now Professor Snape was standing in front of him, he looked a little different from before, his face didn't look so pale, but the gaze he cast towards him was still somewhat familiar.Harry Potter couldn't help calling out: "Professor Snape."

Snape: "Potter!"

"Why are you here?" Snape's voice sounded as cold as ever, but for some reason, Harry Potter heard it differently, perhaps because he knew the truth.Harry Potter couldn't help but want to say something, which he did: "Professor Snape, I already know, I know you are not Voldemort's man, you have been from the time Voldemort hunted my mother Already Dumbledore's man."

"I also know what your Patronus looks like." It was exactly the same as his mother's Patronus, because he had loved her almost all his life, since they were children.

Snape: "Shut up!"

"Is there anything wrong with that? Anyway, you're dead, and I'm dead too." Harry Potter was still about to say something, his eyes turned around inadvertently, and he saw standing on his face 'Gidero Lockhart' next to Snape, who was green and white for a while, was surprised: "Professor Lockhart, are you dead too? But I remember that you have lost your memory since that incident, I have been living in the Janus Sitch Ward of the Spell Injury Department of St. Mungo's Hospital." The Spell Injury Department is full of patients who come in because of spells that cannot be removed, wrong spells, etc. , and the Janus Sitch ward is a long-term ward, and Neville's parents live there long-term.

In the original book, Gilderoy Lockhart lost his memory and almost became an idiot because Ron's broken wand went off fire.

Lin Ning didn't say anything.

"Professor? I don't remember that you ever taught at Hogwarts." Mr. Riddle, who has been trying to uncover the true face of 'Gidero Lockhart', is the one who speaks earnestly, and he speaks one by one, but also Draw Harry Potter's attention.

Harry Potter: "!!"

Harry Potter quickly calmed down, and he said bitterly: "It's you! Voldemort!" He had dealt with the soul piece in the diary in the second grade, and successfully eliminated the other party.

Tom Riddle: "..."

Snape: "!!"

Lin Ning spoke slowly: "I think we have reached a consensus that this Harry Potter is not the Harry Potter we know." It seems that Harry Potter is in a parallel world without her. Potter, depending on the situation, was when he was attacked by Voldemort's Avada, and his soul came out of his body and came to the soul space.

Wait, did she mention this earlier?

And before this Harry Potter appeared, did she set up any terrible fg?

Harry Potter: "???"

Snape especially agrees, he's almost dying of embarrassment now, okay?

Tom Riddle, who had been exposed so much, calmed down quickly. After all, it is not a secret that everyone knows that he is Voldemort. In fact, it is still a little frustrating for those who know this. .So he was noncommittal to Lin Ning's attitude of seeming to calm down, and slightly raised his eyebrows to look at Harry Potter: "What do you think Professor Lockhart lived in St. Mungo's?"

Although Harry Potter didn't turn the corner, he still answered the question: "Don't you know, in that school year, you sneaked into Hogwarts by hiding in the diary, and shamelessly seduced King Ni, almost killed her." It was the second year, and Lockhart was the Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts professor that year.And Lucius Malfoy stuffed the diary into Ginny Weasley's book. She was seduced and caused a lot of troubles, and the soul movie almost succeeded with her magic power. Many, were killed by Harry Potter.

Tom Riddle: "..."

Lin Ning sighed if there was nothing.

Tom Riddle: "..."

Snape snorted coldly: "He doesn't belong here, he should go back to the world he is in."

Tom Riddle finds the "steps": "You're worried about him. Is it true what the little guy said about you and his mother?"

Snape's face immediately became harder to look.

Lin Ning squinted at Tom Riddle: "Seriously? Offend a master of potions?" He's not the magical Voldemort anymore, okay?

Tom Riddle: "..."

Harry Potter's weak logic seems to be at work: "Wait, what the hell is going on here?"

Lin Ning told him directly: "It means that you are not the Harry Potter we know, you are not from our world. In our world, Snape did not die, Voldemort did not make trouble again, and I did not go to Huo Gewartz is a professor. In fact, he is now the most popular idol actor in the wizarding world." She pointed to the dog-like Tom Riddle.

Harry Potter: "!!"

He couldn't help muttering, "I'm just dreaming."

Tom Riddle: "...Wait, you said you died too? You seem to be in a soul state now, does that mean that Voldemort killed you?" Then as long as his soul is locked, then he Didn't Voldemort no longer have an opponent?

Lin Ning understood what he was thinking in seconds: "Again, seriously? Make such an idea in front of Snape and me."

Tom Riddle: "..."

Snape: "... how Potter is none of my business."

Lin Ning didn't say anything, but at this moment, silence speaks louder than words.

Snape: "..."

In any case, Harry Potter's soul left very quickly, and it can be said that some kind of will was at work.After his soul left, the space fell into an atmosphere of embarrassment and other unspeakable meanings. In the end, Lin Ning spoke first: "So we witnessed the existence of parallel universes with our own eyes. By the way, what do you two know? Is it a parallel universe?"

Snape: "..."

Tom Riddle: "..."

Lin Ning said slowly, "Or let's pretend that what happened just now didn't happen?" This was mainly to not lose Snape.

Tom Riddle couldn't help but sarcastically said: "Is there still a loyalty spell?"

Snape: "Good!"

Lin Ning: "Yes."

Tom Riddle: "..."

It's another vibrant day in the wizarding world.