Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

Lin Ning really didn't know that there were aliens in "Supernatural Force", so it was inevitable for her to be surprised.

Then she and the White Queen went to verify it, starting from many ways.

Facts have proved that the alien flying saucer appeared suddenly. Before it appeared, no satellite detected its existence. This is unusual, especially after processing the image of the flying saucer captured by the satellite, a line of English engraved on it was revealed. back.

seriously?

A flying saucer that can escape satellite surveillance, with a line of English on it?

If that picture wasn't taken by a satellite, Lin Ning would have thought it was faked, so the so-called alien flying saucer is another case related to supernatural creatures?

'Very well, you have done a good job of getting my attention. Thinking of this, Lin Ning decided to take a trip and treat it as a vacation.Since she focused most of her attention on the ghost virus, she hasn't relaxed for a while, and the pitcher plants look at her as if she is some incompetent head of the family, which is not good .

"Let's go to Florida."

Nepenthes immediately raised a paw, enthusiastically agreeing.

The White Queen: "Yes."

Florida

The UFO incident did not cause much sensation in the local area, mainly because someone saw the bright light when it happened, but the public as believers in scientism did not think it was a sign of the arrival of UFOs, and the person who claimed that he was killed by aliens The person involved was taken away and released, and what he said was generally regarded as a joke.

But as far as Lin Ning knows, the government has quietly come forward to investigate this matter.

Having said that, the man who was captured and released by the flying saucer was named Ellis Taylor, a student at a local university.Lin Ning learned that he was the captain of the school basketball team and the vice president of the fraternity in college. He usually bullied others, almost to the point of bullying, so that after he had such an experience, not many people were willing to believe He, and more people privately think that he deserved what he deserved. After all, today's Ellis Taylor is like a beaten eggplant, completely without the arrogance of the past.

Lin Ning found him in a bar, and he was drinking.

Lin Ning showed him her ID, stating that she was an intern reporter for a newspaper.

Ellis Taylor: "I'm not in the mood to talk about anything."

"I took photos of the scene of the incident and talked with the special expert of our newspaper. He thinks that with the current level of technology, it is impossible to create such a pattern on the lawn without knowing it." Lin Ning I took out a few pictures from her carry-on bag, and conveniently put the pitcher plant lying in the carry-on bag eating snacks in another interlayer.And the pattern she mentioned was on the lawn of Ellis Taylor's school campus, which can be said to be a strange lawn circle.

Ellis Taylor looked up: "What do you mean?"

Lin Ning piled up a sincere smile: "I just want to say that maybe your experience is not what everyone said, and you are talking nonsense."

Ellis Taylor over a drink: "I don't want what I said to be in the papers."

"This?" Intern reporter Ning hesitated and said, "Okay."

Ellis Taylor began to tell his story. He drank a lot that day and couldn't remember what happened. When he woke up, he saw a group of ETs, which is the kind of ETs in the public impression. He was immediately scared to drink Woke up, and then found that he was placed on the experimental table.

Here Ellis Taylor drank another glass of wine.

Lin Ning looked at the listless Ellis Taylor, and while realizing that he wasn't lying, he also foresaw what might happen: "What did they do to you?"

Ellis Taylor: "They, they did a colonoscopy on me."

Lin Ning: "No metaphors?"

Ellis Taylor: "What? No. They just gave me a colonoscopy, and again, and again, and—"

Ellis Taylor went on after a glass of wine: "And again, and again and again."

Lin Ning: "No."

Ellis Taylor offered to say at this time: "This is not the worst."

Lin Ning: "Tell me about it."

Ellis Taylor said with a look of lovelessness: "They asked me to dance with them, and it had to be full of love."

The scene at that time was still very romantic. There were illuminated and rotatable chandeliers, and there were also love songs playing. Under the lights, there were only the two of them on the stage. If they were with girls in the past, it would be very romantic, but as him The female companion is an ET who is only as high as his waist, and they have to look at each other, and they have to be affectionate.

Lin Ning thinks that this trick can be written down, and can be used next time to create illusions, so that everyone can doubt life.Lin Ning would think so, mainly because the last time she used the illusion to deal with Dean, she was not so successful, and instead made the transgender Dean feel good.

After a moment of silence, Ellis Taylor spoke with difficulty: "Do you believe what I say?"

Lin Ning said unhurriedly: "I can see that you are not lying." This was his experience, but the aliens he saw were not real. He became even more depressed, so Lin Ning didn't bother him to doubt his life, took his bag and left the bar. When he left, he also ran into a middle-aged man holding two girls in his arms, playing a game of feeding grapes.Lin Ning subconsciously averted her gaze, not understanding this kind of interest very much. After returning to the hotel, she asked the White Queen what she had discovered.

The White Queen did find out something.

This kind of prank that cannot be described as harmless to the parties involved may not be the first in the local area.

A man named Dan Phillips drowned in his swimming pool two days ago. The autopsy report said he had sex before his death. His friends said he called them before his death and said excitedly He met a mermaid, and everyone thought he was drunk again, so in the end the police decided it was not a homicide, but an accident.

It is worth noting that Dane Phillips's personal style is very open. He is a walking stallion who does not taboo on meat and vegetables. For this reason, he has broken up with several girlfriends.And the White Queen will single out this person because in the scene photos taken by the police, one of them has a fish scale in the swimming pool. The characteristics of the fish scale cannot be completely matched with any fish known on the earth. superior.

Lin Ning also went to Dan Phillips' home for this reason, and found the fish scale in his swimming pool, but she didn't quite understand that if it was an illusion, it could bring unreal existence Does the object come back?

No, you can't take anything from the illusion.

No, if this fish scale belongs to a mermaid, then this is not just an illusion. "I wonder if this is something out of thin air? I mean do creatures like mermaids exist here?"

In the world of "Harry Potter", there are creatures like mermaids. Their classification level of the Ministry of Magic is XXXX, and they have various appearances, but they often don't have moving appearances like the mermaids in fairy tales. Mermaids Most of their looks will make people who have fantasies because of fairy tales, and they will be disappointed after seeing them.But now, according to what Dane Phillips and his friends have said, as well as his excited speeches on social networking sites, no matter how he looks at it, he has met a mermaid that fits his fantasy.

The White Queen said unhurriedly: "The sea monsters do exist. According to the industry, they are not as described in the poems. They are more like some kind of stunner who specialize in hunting men. They use the 'Song of the Siren' to lure them. The so-called 'Song of the Siren' is a kind of toxin produced in their bodies. People who have been infected with the toxin will regard the Siren as their true love, and then become their puppets, willing to do anything for them, including contributing their lives."

Lin Ning was thoughtful: "Like a love potion?"

White Queen: "If you want to say so, Emilia."

Lin Ning thought for a while and made a patch: "It's a twisted version of a love potion." Anyway, Lin Ning has never experienced the kind of obsession with a person, and she didn't put herself in the place to understand the kind of obsession with love.So this topic is discussed here, the most important thing for them now is to find out who is causing the trouble.If Dann Phillips is also a victim, it can actually be concluded that the victim was selected in a certain mode, that is, he is not a good person in the traditional sense, and the ability of the person behind him is extraordinary.

And this near-death prank modus operandi, Lin Ning felt that she had a suspect.It's just that when she was about to say something to the White Queen, she was keenly aware of something, almost instantly, the environment around Lin Ning changed drastically.

Lin Ning: "!"

She was originally in a hotel room, but now she appeared in a villa with a classic atmosphere, and her clothes changed from a suit to a nightdress with lace.Before Lin Ning came back to his senses, a boy's melodious sigh came from downstairs: "What kind of light is shining in the window over there? That is the east, and Juliet is the sun! Get up, beautiful sun." That's my love; ah! that's my love; oh, if she knew I loved her! She hesitated to speak, but her eyes spoke her mind. Wait for me to answer her Come; no, let me not be too rash, she is not speaking to me."

Lin Ning: "..."

Romeo and Juliet?Are you serious?

"Look! She frowned, what troubled her heart? Ah, I am willing to devote all my life to smoothing the sadness between her brows, and making her as beautiful as a rose and as bright as the sun again." smile." Romeo said affectionately.

Lin Ning: "..." Isn't it an automatically set NPC?Also change the lines?

Lin Ning looked over, and Romeo immediately waited: "She looked at me with her bright eyes that can cover up the stars, look at me more, angel of light! Because I look up at you in the night, Like a mortal on earth, with his dreamy eyes wide open, watching a winged angel ride slowly across the sky on white clouds."

Lin Ning opened his mouth: "What I like is a man who is as stable and mature as a mountain, not a young man like you who is like green fruit just hanging from a branch."

Lin Ning: "..."

She just wanted to say "I'm not a pedophile"!

Romeo was heartbroken: "Please don't say that! Your words pierced my heart like a sharp sword, making me want to die instantly."

He wanted to say more, but Lin Ning had had enough, "Housekeeper!"

This time she didn't speak as hard as before. I believe she doesn't want to say anything anymore. She just read the original story with appreciation. How can she get back to her original intention in the future.And as far as the current situation is concerned, she is obviously being targeted by the black hand behind the scenes, and Lin Ning has an inference about this black hand behind the scenes, that is, it is a half-human called Trickster (Trickster). Demigods, they are a race with a large number, and their essence is very similar to Loki, the evil god in Norse mythology. They have a talent that is difficult to inspire in pranks, but the pranks of tricksters are often death pranks, and the people they pick are all Someone in a position of power with a moral or legal problem who pulls them down through pranks.

They are very capable and able to create something out of nothing.

Originally, Lin Ning admired his talent for pranks, but now she doesn't like it when she uses it on herself, especially why she is brought into this kind of love story?

Lin Ning changed her mind and was about to do something when the scene in front of her changed again.She came to a dark room and sat in front of a long table. At the other end of the long table was a man in a neat suit. Seeing that she had a contract in hand, Lin Ning glanced at it.

Lin Ning: "..."

The number of times she was speechless today was unusual, but she couldn't find the right mood, because this contract was nothing but a contract for abuse.Strictly speaking, it is not very accurate. Strictly speaking, it is a training and training agreement signed between the M side of the special group SM and the man who belongs to the S side sitting opposite.

Lin Ning's head is getting bigger.

And this time she didn't understand what kind of love story it was, she was eager to end this kind of immersive, God knows what will happen next?Or should she thank the mastermind behind the scene for not setting the scene at the right time.At this moment, the man on the opposite side turned over the page of the contract, and was about to say something, but Lin Ning ignored him, and went straight into meditation.

If it is another scene, Lin Ning may consider other ways to break the illusion, but she is not good at dealing with this kind of scene now.Wait, she seems to understand the real reason why the trickster uses this kind of plot to trick her, if this is a trickster.

Anyway, Lin Ning is now anti-illusion in the illusion.Didn't she use African dream grass roots to study blurring reality and dreams before? Now she can be said to have researched the way, and considering that if her dreams are blurred into reality, it will affect other people at the same time. In order not to cause a large area In an uproar, she has to think carefully about the dreams she can create now, so after comprehensive consideration, Lin Ning created a "small world" that is similar to the environment under the current world rules, but does not allow the existence of supernatural abilities .

Suffice it to say.

Besides, this is her world in the first place, so let's see whether her world is better or the world created by the other party is better.

"Anastasia Steele?" The man sitting at the head of the long table is named Christian Gray. He is the president of a company. He became an S because of childhood shadows. pleasure in sex.

Soon Christian Gray's figure shook, like snowflakes appearing in a TV series, and then he disappeared, along with this small black room full of suggestive atmosphere.The clothes and styling on Lin Ning also faded, and she returned to the hotel room.

The pitcher plant silently retracted its claws.

Lin Ning looked at the White Queen, without her saying anything, the White Queen said in a tacit understanding: "Through the comprehensive monitoring of this town, a suspicious candidate has been locked." When the abnormality happened just now, the White Queen immediately activated the emergency plan In addition to the necessary data flow, other data flows are gathered here, and even if there is no surveillance camera, as long as there is a mobile phone or computer at home, it can be her eyes and ears, not to mention that Lin Ning has covered this place Stand up, so that the supernatural ability cannot be used here, so under the alliance of the strong, the White Queen locked the suspicious candidate to one.

After finishing speaking, the White Queen cut the camera.

Lin Ning looked at it.

"I remember him. I saw him in a bar. He was playing a game of mouth-to-mouth grapes with two women." It was the middle-aged man who was hugging left and right. He was ordinary-looking and not particularly eye-catching. place, except for him hugging left and right.At this time, half of his beauty appeared out of thin air, and he himself was a little surprised, and Lin Ning is now in the small world she created, following the established rules, he cannot become a dragon, but they are both the same, so After Lin Ning rushed to the other party's apartment, he punched him in the face.

"pain!"

Lin Ning pretended to say, "Does it hurt? I don't feel it."

Lin Ning punched him again bluntly.

He covered his face with a playful smile and said, "What did you do? You used that spell? No, you should come to Fifty Shades with Gray now."

Lin Ning: "?"

The other person looked surprised: "Fifty Shades of Grey? My favorite romance novel right now. You haven't read it? I'm not surprised at all. So which virgin are you?"

Lin Ning: "...guess again." Then he took an evergreen branch. According to the records, if you use the evergreen branch to pierce the Trickster's heart, you can kill him.Lin Ning didn't stab him to death immediately, but beat him violently with this branch.

The trickster raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "Just kidding, don't lose your temper like this? And can you stop hitting me in the face?"

Lin Ning: "You guess?"

Trickster: "..."

In fact, Lin Ning didn't last long. Maintaining the operation of this small world consumes a lot of spiritual power. Considering that she has already caught someone, she withdrew her spiritual power and returned to the original world where supernatural creatures and abilities are allowed to exist.The two beauties that the Trickster created out of nothing appeared in the lower half, and the Trickster looked surprised: "Wait, how did you do it? You didn't chant a spell."

Lin Ning asked back: "I also really want to know how you did it. As far as I know, Tricksters don't have such powerful abilities as you."

The trickster shrugged and said, "I'm stronger."

Lin Ning seemed to believe his words: "Dan Phillips is related to you?"

The trickster laughed: "You should really see how he is, even I would blush and heartbeat. Hey, they all deserve what they deserve, don't you think so? Besides, I think compared with humans, Aren’t we closer? You know, I still have a few relatives in Northern Europe, and you? Whether it’s yours in ancient Rome or ancient Greece, we can call it our own family. So just pretend you haven't seen me, and if you like this town, fine, I'll leave. What do you think?"

"It's not good." Lin Ning poked the branch of the evergreen tree at the Trickster as he spoke, and the Trickster became painful: "Ah!"

Lin Ning kept staring at him until he showed his dying pain and struggle for a full ten seconds, then fell to the ground and died.At the same time, the beauties he created out of thin air disappeared.

Nepenthes: "Wow!"

It was still wondering if it was going to hit Lin Ning's paw at that time, and whether it was seen by Lin Ning, so it didn't participate in the confrontation with the trick monster, but now it has recovered, thinking of the Albanian witch, and looking at the Looking at the corpse of a different kind of "nutritious" trick monster, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to express his desire to eat it.

Lin Ning lowered his eyes: "Yes."

Tricksters are said to exist in human form, but there is not much description of what their body is like. Besides, the previous Albanian witches are still in human form. If she is transformed into an insect, the pitcher plant will still eat it. , so the villain now says that he wants to eat a trick monster. Lin Ning doesn't have any psychological problems at all, but he still changes the trick monster into a moth, which makes the pitcher plant feel bored.

Then they left here and quietly returned to the hotel.The White Queen, who did not appear on the road, projected it on Lin Ning's mobile phone, saying that the trickster reappeared after they left, still intact.

No, maybe there is a little loss, that is, the external avatar he transformed was eaten by the pitcher plant, which also contains a lot of energy.

In other words, the Trickster is not dead, and Lin Ning is sure that he is not a Trickster, and his skills are not comparable to the Trickster.

As for how Lin Ning was sure?In addition to his extraordinary ability, he obviously lied when she asked him if he was a trick monster, and then when he was stabbed to death in the end, I have to say that there were traces of his performance at that time a bit heavy.

Just what kind of species is he?Lin Ning said it wasn't very good, but she still had a clue, that was the spell he said, what spell he thought she had used to prevent his ability from being used.Lin Ning felt that it was necessary for her to make up for this knowledge. At this moment, the White Queen suddenly said, "Emilia, do you want me to order "Fifty Shades of Grey" for you?"

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning said with mixed feelings: "Now I know that there is such a book, and I can roughly guess what it contains."

The White Queen: "So you mean you don't need it?"

Lin Ning wanted to nod at first, but changed his words before saying: "Order."

White Queen: "May I ask what made you change your mind?"

Lin Ning knew that the White Queen definitely did it on purpose, so she thoughtfully saw through it, and then answered the question: "I am afraid that one day the system will also make such a deployment, asking me to go to a film and television drama based on love. The parallel world created." She also detailed what she saw and heard in the world created by the "trickster", and finally mentioned the love film and television drama she knew a long time ago, such as "Are you Feng'er, I am Sha", and "What you lost was only a leg, and what Zi Ling lost was her love" and so on.

"Fortunately, he doesn't know this kind of love story, otherwise I can't stand it." Lin Ning said, but his eyes lit up, "I have to say that he gave me a lot of inspiration, next time I can use this method to torture others."

In her usual tone, the White Queen reiterated one word: "Toxic."

Lin Ning coughed: "Small punishment, big punishment."

The White Queen said again: "For your small punishment and big warning, I think Emilia, you will need more material. I can use the story you told as a benchmark to obtain various Chinese and foreign film and television dramas or novels. "

Lin Ning felt that a true warrior should face the bleak life, so she said solemnly, "Thank you for your hard work."

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Since the Trickster was wiped out when both parties knew it well, there was no need for Lin Ning to stay any longer. She hurried back to check the pitcher plants to see if the Trickster could still be detected. 'source of energy.During this period, he also studied spells related to supernatural creatures, magic circles, etc. Before that, Lin Ning knew about devil traps, death summoning spells, devil summoning magic circles, etc. There are many kinds of devil traps, and the basic functions include controlling Mystical symbols that weaken and weaken demons can also hinder and prevent demons from entering a certain area.

Linning's known demon traps come from a book written by Solomon, a medieval occult work that contains all the rituals and magics for summoning and controlling demons and angels.She hadn't used the magic circle much, after all, she had subdued the demons before using them, which was also related to the relatively low level of demons that had appeared so far.

The highest-level demon currently walking in the world is the yellow-eyed demon Azazel, who is also the mother-killing enemy that the Winchester family is tracking.The yellow-eyed demon nailed his mother to the ceiling and burned him to death when Sam Winchester was six months old, and did the same to his girlfriend not long ago, which became the key to his determination to hunt demons .

Lin Ning thought of something, so he talked to the White Queen and asked her to help find a group of people within the United States.

The White Queen nodded.

At this time, the pitcher plant finally burped out, "Hi~"

The author has something to say: The author has not read the original book of "Fifty Shades of Grey", but has seen the movie hehehe

The trickster here is actually the Archangel Gabriel.