Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

As soon as Lin Ning finished cursing, the White Queen looked over.

The White Queen didn't need to say anything, Lin Ning raised his hands and surrendered: "I know I was wrong."

White Queen: "I don't believe you."

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning admitted that she was still digging into a dead end, or a little "primitive", she thought she should learn from the family of God, each of them can be as self-willed as they want, and they can let themselves go as much as they want.So Lin Ning simply sent the book in her hand to the Winchesters, and sent them an email in advance saying that it was a surprise.

Then Lin Ning said, "Let's relax."

Colt gun maker Samuel Colt used the pentagram array formed by the border church and the China Unicom Railway. They will not check for the time being what is in the center; His whereabouts have been discovered through satellite monitoring; no matter how long God will pretend to be a first-rate writer, he will not pay attention to it—in any case, he focuses most of his attention on his studies. Lin Ning recently participated in a The project led by her mentor was originally her incarnation to replace her, and now she can take over.

It's just that the plan can't keep up with the changes.

Lin Ning was rushing from home to school that day, and met a god of death who was doing his job dutifully on the way.

Lin Ning greeted them.

The god of death nodded at that moment, and it was not true if he did not nod.

Fortunately, the dead soul who was about to be taken away broke the embarrassment. The moment the dead soul left the body, she was at a loss, but she quickly came back to her senses and shouted "Help me". Only Lin Ning and Death can hear her call, and Lin Ning also realized the problem at this time.

The appearance of this revenant did not match that of the deceased.

The deceased was an elderly man and a white man.

And the ghost was a young man, and a black man.

Lin Ning stared at the god of death.

The Grim Reaper turned into a physical form, the Grim Reaper that Lin Ning had caught before, still in the appearance of a black-haired beauty.Although she doesn't know who Lin Ning is, she also knows that she is not easy to offend her, and it is better to maintain the attitude of "respecting each other as a guest", so in this situation, the god of death and Lin Ning said: "She has been transferred. Soul curse."

After waiting for a while, the Grim Reaper didn't wait for Lin Ning's answer.

grim Reaper:"?"

Lin Ning said silently: "If I talk to you, it will be obvious that I am crazy."

There are people around.

grim Reaper:"…………"

That is to say, since you bumped into it, you can't just sit idly by.Lin Ning called the dead soul over and comforted her, and soon learned from her what happened to her.

The soul-transferred woman is named Hannah Manners. She used to work as a nurse in a hospital, but was later hired to work as a nurse for an elderly and frail female writer. So tired when working in the hospital.Hannah Manners was very satisfied with the job and got along very well with her employer, but she never expected that when she woke up, she would become her employer, Agnes Berman!

This is a scene that only appears in movies!

At first Hannah Manners thought she was having a nightmare, but in the next half month she deeply realized that she had encountered the cruelest reality.It's not that she didn't think about asking for help from others, such as the lawyer of Berman's family, but the reality hit her again. Not only did the lawyer know that she was not Agnes Berman, but he and Agnes Berman Man is still in the gang.

Lin Ning blinked, Hannah Manners' encounter was like "Master Key".

In this movie, the heroine is also cast a spell, and her body is borrowed by the caster to achieve immortality.Lin Ning also asked the White Queen to help investigate the Berman family, and found that Mr. Berman's parents died strangely. Among Mr. Berman's brothers and sisters, he was the only one who left all the inheritance to Mr. Berman.In addition, whether it is Hannah Manners or their lawyer, they are orphans without father and mother, with very few relatives and friends. It is more like "Master Key" that the Bermans left the inheritance to Hannah Manners and their family's lawyer.

Unlike "The Master Key", Hannah Manners was not designed by Agnes Berman before, and gradually believed in this kind of witchcraft, she just woke up one day and found that she had been moved soul.Lin Ning raised his eyebrows slightly, then glanced at the god of death.

The God of Death said truthfully: "The couple know black magic, I can't get close."

Lin Ning said calmly, "I'm so surprised."

grim Reaper:"…………"

Death is also very helpless, okay?She also went to collect Dean Winchester's soul before, but what happened?After being stabbed by the yellow-eyed demon Azazel, he had no choice but to let him go. Besides, he had been caught by Lin Ning before, so he had no way to parry him.Not to mention that one of her colleagues was captured by black magic before. Thinking of this, the god of death will calm down. This is not a shameful thing, just get used to it.

Lin Ning didn't say anything more.

It was Hannah Manners who was trembling. Her three views collapsed once again, and she is now undergoing a difficult reorganization.

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The Bermans were celebrating their new bodies at home when Lin Ning approached them.

They are not vegetarians, even the god of death can be expelled by them, but compared to Lin Ning, they are still nothing, and it didn't take long for them to be stopped.Agnes Berman's soul was expelled from Hannah Manners' body, and it's not so surprising that this 'Agnes Berman' doesn't look like Agnes Berman Likewise, it appears that she has undergone perhaps more than one transformation before transforming herself into Hannah Manners.

The god of death has long been ready to go, and when he got the opportunity, he harvested the soul of the witch who fooled the god of death, 'Agnes Berman'.

So did Mr. Berman.

Later, the original soul of the lawyer who was replaced by Mr. Berman was handed over by the god of death who had avenged his shame.His soul has not been out of the body for more than a month, but after returning to the body, there will be some sequelae, such as short-term memory loss, and Hannah Manners, too, when they wake up, they will not remember what happened during this time It's over, including their encounter with Lin Ning and Death.

It also includes the fact that they turned out to be the beneficiaries of the Bermans' estate.

This is simply pie in the sky.

As a lawyer, Henry Berkson checked the procedures and everything was legal, but he was still a little bit trembling. In addition to being afraid that he would be considered to have murdered the Bermans for the inheritance, there was also the fact that he was missing The memory of a month made him feel insecure.

Fortunately, the police did not suspect that it was a murder case, and the matter passed in such a muddle in the end.

As far as Lin Ning is concerned, she also has a reward this time, which is the collection of the Bermans.

After investigation, the couple has lived for more than 200 years. The black magic they are best at is moving souls. There are also a lot of books about black magic at home. The god of death has no interest in books, but Lin Ning is disrespectful.She has also studied the black magic of this world before, but with such a system, she now has a lot of reference materials, so she reads them in detail as soon as she returns home.

Later, Sam called.

When the brothers received the book, they were quite frightened.

Sam pinched his brows and called Lin Ning, who discovered the book first. He spoke incoherently at the beginning, but finally said a complete sentence: "What do you think?"

Lin Ning said slowly: "As a small character in the book? I want to say that I don't like eating papaya."

Sam: "…Sorry."

Lin Ning didn't care about Dean's saying that her chest was flat, but now he just joked: "It's nothing, so what do you think? About the author."

Sam said: "We are not very sure yet, but we think he is probably some kind of psychic who somehow peeped into my life with Dean from a distance. Dean and I are going to ask him Clear, wait, have you gone to him yet?"

Lin Ning: "...um."

Sam couldn't help asking: "Then what did he say?"

Lin Ning was silent for two seconds: "I think it's better for you two to ask him in person, I can't describe it well."

Sam didn't force much: "Okay."

When Lin Ning hung up the phone call, she said "uh" and said, "Psychic? Seriously?"

The White Queen: "I think little Mr. Winchester's thoughts are quite normal."

Lin Ning couldn't laugh or cry: "Normal?"

White Queen: "Mainstream?"

Lin Ning: "...the word doesn't seem to be much better."

After Lin Ning finished speaking, she didn't worry about the normal and the mainstream anymore. She was just thinking about the butterfly effect she thought about earlier, and what prophecy would make things develop as predicted. Under the premise of the writer, what about the butterfly effect and not the butterfly effect?Look at them when the "butterfly" wanted to flap its wings, they all strangled the "butterfly" to death, okay?

Gee.

So when she thinks that way, she looks at the world with the same eyes as before, and ignores that God and the whole family cannot look at it with common sense.So she sent the book "Evil Force" to the Winchester brothers without hesitation. They are not "butterflies" that can be destroyed casually, and it depends on what chain effect will be produced next.

As soon as Lin Ning raised his head again, he met Queen Bai's gaze.

Lin Ning said heartily: "Actually, I have a bold idea."

White Queen: "?"

Lin Ning raised the black magic book in her hand, and then glanced at the sleeping pitcher plant.

Nepenthes shivered, turned over and rolled itself into a ball.

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Lin Ning's bold idea is that she will exchange souls with the pitcher plant, and she will be a pitcher plant for a day.

This is feasible. You must know that while the pigpen herb dog has an extremely powerful stomach, it also has a body that can support Lin Ning's current soul strength.It was originally a dog that was not willing to make this kind of exchange, but after Lin Ning promised it to create an insect dream for it, it nodded happily.

And the White Queen?After thinking for a second, she nodded.

So after moving the soul, Lin Ning's field of vision changed, and when he raised his head again, he finally saw her own face clearly.Nepenthes lindens licked 'it''s hand, and the next moment it was about to hit the ground on all fours.

Gou Zining: "...Wow!"

Nepenthes lin: "Wow."

Lin Ning: "..."

She bet the White Queen absolutely recorded all of this.

And she can't understand the "Wow" of Nepenthes now, or it is a simple "Wow", so it is very necessary to get a translator. Fortunately, they already have a translator, but Lin Ning usually listens to it. She can understand the dog language of Nepenthes, and the White Queen also has a translator on her side, so there is no obstacle to communication.

Soon Lin Ning put on the translator and was finally able to speak: "I think I may have made an unreliable decision-don't lick your hands."

Nepenthes in linning skin: "Hmph."

Lin Ning: "..."

White Queen: "I think it's okay, Emilia, you think that there is no difference between you exchanging and exchanging like this, does it?" After Lin Ning clicked on the dog's head she had, the White Queen let the pitcher plant go. A pot of 'her' dog food was brought, and Lin Ning spent half an hour correcting its current walking posture. When the dog food was served, Lin Ning didn't feel any better, and the pitcher plant reached out to grab it.

Lin Ning knocked off its hand with his paw, and said ruthlessly and coldly: "My stomach, I mean your stomach can't accept dog food now."

Nepenthes let out a loud cry.

Although its current cry is meaningless, I want to know what it means.Lin Ning once again felt that she had made a wrong decision, especially after she found out that she was now interested in the pitcher plant dog food, which she thought smelled really good.

Lin Ning: "..."

The White Queen said unhurriedly: "Emilia, you entered the role faster than the pitcher plant."

She paused and added: "Good boy."

Lin Ning: "..."

Nepenthes giggled.

Lin Ning raised her paws and covered her head. She couldn't help but wonder if she had such a bold idea, was she cursed by the black wizard couple?But then she felt that there was nothing wrong with this, because of this kind of exchange, Lin Ning did not go to other things, but taught the pitcher plant to enter the role with the White Queen, at least it looks like a human being and can speak freely. kind.

Nepenthes, as a dog, no matter how you say it, it is a small person who once served as an interstellar planet emperor in the MIB world. It can quickly master it, and it can be very smooth when speaking human words.

Then, it asked the White Queen to bring out the "Greedy Bug" game made by Lin Ning and the others. It had to play it by hand, and it played this game very well.Lin Ning and the White Queen watched it play, so they gave up their lives to accompany the gentleman, but the White Queen had no effect, Lin Ning is now wearing the skin of a pitcher plant, and she has to get used to using dog paws, after being abused for a few games at the beginning , Lin Ning began to manipulate the mechanical arm, and she even modified the manual control to mind control.

During the period, I was very tired, and I rolled on the carpet, and took a sweet nap.

When she woke up, Lin Ning felt very embarrassed, but her face became much calmer. She thought back when she became a white snake, she couldn't transform into a human until she met her master Hui Taoist. At that time, she didn't even have her arms. no.

In the afternoon, Andy went to the University of Baltimore to attend a philosophy class. When he came in, he was warmly welcomed by 'Lin Ning': "The stupid goose is back."

Andy: "?"

Andy pointed to himself: "Are you talking about me?"

'Lin Ning': "Hmph."

Andy looked at 'her' sitting extremely lazily, and asked subconsciously, "Are you okay?"

'Lin Ning' hummed and chirped twice: "I'm very hungry."

Andy said: "Did you forget to eat again?"

'Lin Ning' complained: "I want to eat my dog ​​food, but they won't let me eat it."

Andy: "...??" Is dog food a synonym for a new drug?

Andy looked around in a daze, at this time he saw that he was nestling in the computer chair, wearing a bright blue helmet on his head, and looking carefully at the computer in front of 'it', lines of letters he couldn't understand flashed quickly in front of the computer.Andy hesitated, and coughed twice to attract the attention of 'it'.

"You're back."

Andy: "!"

Andy: "So you finally stopped hiding the fact that you can talk?"

'Lin Ning': "I can't speak at all."

Andy: "???"

Lin Ning turned around: "Oh, the two of us have exchanged souls, and we will exchange them back soon."

Andy: "...you guys really know how to play."

Andy was silent for a moment and couldn't help asking: "But why?"

Lin Ning also paused before saying, "You asked a good question."

Then there is no more then.

Andy touched his nose, he was confused.

Nepenthes didn't participate in answering this question because they ordered takeaway and it was busy eating.Lin Ning also put down his work, went to watch it eat, and immediately said to Andy as if thinking of something: "Are you interested in taking a day trip to a parallel world?"

Andy thought for a while and said, "Me? It's okay."

Lin Ning said casually, "That's it."

Andy wasn't particularly comfortable with what he saw, so he found an excuse to slip away.

In the evening, Sam, who had met Chuck Schulier, called again.At this time, Lin Ning and Nepenthes hadn't exchanged back yet, and Nepenthes Lin answered the call: "Who is it?"

Sam: "It's me, Sam."

Nepenthes remembered the two brothers: "You ask Dean to answer the phone."

Sam: "?"

He still handed the phone to Dean, and Dean was a little confused, so: "Hello?"

Nepenthes: "I can eat you."

Dean: "?"

Nepenthes: "I can swallow you in one bite."

Dean: "...wait, are you flirting with me? I have to say, I never thought you'd be so direct, wow."

Nepenthes: "?"

It didn't understand very well, so it asked the White Queen: "What does he mean, White Queen?"

The White Queen didn't know how to explain it for a moment.

Dean still said in a slightly distracted tone: "But we can make an appointment."

Nepenthes became even more confused, and before they could say more inappropriate words, Lin Ning took over the phone: "I think you should take it literally, Mr. Winchester. Now Please pass the phone to your brother, thank you."

Dean: "What?"

He also handed the phone back to Sam in a daze, because Sam didn't know what was said on the phone because he didn't turn it on, but he could roughly understand what kind of conversation it was based on Dean's words. Because of this, Sam was a little dumbfounded, what is this all about?

But Lin Ning didn't say anything, and directly asked Sam how they felt about meeting Chuck Schulier.In fact, it’s not much different from before they went to see Chuck. Before they went, they thought Chuck was some kind of psychic. Now they know that Chuck is a prophet, and he can only see what happened recently, and can’t see things like yellow. This specific scenario of where the devil is.

Lin Ning asked, "Do you know any other prophets?"

Sam thought for a while and said, "No, it seems that there will only be one prophet at a time, and only when the last prophet is no longer a prophet will the next prophet be re-launched. Why do you ask that?"

Lin Ning nestled on the computer desk, propped his head on his paws and said slowly: "I just thought that the prophet knew too clearly, he could know exactly the fate of your brothers. And don't you guys be curious? Why are you two brothers? And as the messenger of God, he recorded your brother’s birth, life, and mission in detail. Don’t you think this book is very like a Gospel?” Documents, letters and books centered on the story of the resurrection.In the Christian tradition, it usually refers to the contents of the New Testament.

Sam couldn't help laughing. "You mean Dean and I are the Jesus of the new century? That's not funny."

Lin Ning continued to beat the side drum: "Why not? That's God's will."

Sam still thinks she's saying it like a fantasy: "I think you're thinking too much, Emilia."

Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "I hope so."

After saying a few more words, the call came to an end. Sam put the phone back, and Dean asked what the two of them said, and said the previous two words that made the car go flying, so that Sam Mu analyzed and analyzed for him, how should he understand these two sentences.

Sam: "..."

Dean immediately said: "Do you think you're thinking wrong too? How can I understand it literally?"

Sam said helplessly, "Just take it literally."

Dean thought for a while and said, "You mean to eat me like a hamburger? Then what kind of beast is she?"

Sam shrugged and said, "She's very mysterious."

Dean: "Sam!"

Sam sighed, "Didn't you say it yourself?"

Dean patted the steering wheel: "She must be making fun of me, or maybe she and I want to meet and refuse."

Sam: "...I don't see it at all."

It can only be said that this was really a big misunderstanding. Fortunately, Dean, who has never been short of girls, quickly put this matter behind him. He and Sam went to Delaware next.A college professor committed suicide by jumping off his apartment, face down on the ground, and it was said that the house was haunted, so they decided to go and see.

And yes, this is Gabriel starting his act.

When Lin Ning thought of their troublesome family, he felt that he didn't really want to get involved, and he just wanted to quietly watch how they performed this family carnival.

Gee.

Lin Ning and Nepenthes came back again, and Lin Ning always felt that she could still smell like dog food when she exhaled, God knows she just ate a few mouthfuls.She also failed to realize her original idea, which was to look at the world with the thinking of a pitcher plant, so she said that this idea is very pitiful.

The White Queen didn't think so, she recorded a lot of videos that could be treasured this time.

Lin Ning wanted to watch it, but she refused to watch it, saying that it hadn't been edited and made a soundtrack yet.

Lin Ning: "..."

What else can Lin Ning say, she can only say "as long as you are happy".

The pitcher plant is also okay, especially after Lin Ning gave it a dream of being inundated by insects, it is still as easy to satisfy as before.

Lin Ning sighed a little, she can only create dreams for herself, on the bright side, she has a new inspiration in body extension, but it needs the help of ideas, and cannot "do as the Romans do".Later, somehow, I turned to the medical cabin that can perform fully automated diagnosis and surgery. After I had an idea, I found that God knows when it will be my turn. Then I thought of time looping. She is not very good at this , but soon she thought of someone who was good at it.

Strictly speaking, an angel.

Gabriel.

Gabriel used the Trickster's vest to sow discord between Dean and Sam. It was the arrival of the old hunter Bobby, who was like their father, who exposed the Trickster's existence and made them realize When they were tricked by someone, in the end they used the ivy tree stump to pierce the identity of the trick monster, thinking they had killed him.

In fact, Gabriel withdrew his avatar after they left, just like he had previously used this trick to get Lin Ning a glance.

Lin Ning called the number assigned by his company as the gatekeeper: "You seem to be having a good time."

Gabriel said indifferently: "You didn't and didn't tell them my identity."

Lin Ning said solemnly: "I'm afraid that their illusions about angels will be disillusioned. Although they will eventually be disillusioned in the future, it's not good to be disillusioned on you the first time."

Gabriel: "..."

Gabriel: "Funny."

Lin Ning said abruptly: "I met a prophet who was considered to be a prophet before, and he is the spokesperson of your heavenly father in the world. He is writing the Gospel of the Winchester brothers. I think you are also in that series of books. From the current point of view, it will be the identity of a trick monster."

Gabriel raised his eyebrows: "Why didn't I know that the prophet had this duty?"

Lin Ning was bored and said: "That is your prophet, how would I know?"

Gabriel: "...Your family is the high priest, I remembered. Speaking of this, I don't know if you know, I heard from my girlfriend earlier, well, she has broken up with me, so it is My ex-girlfriend Kali (Kali) said that the dog's father next to you came to the United States, so I can't help but wonder if you are Isis?"

Lin Ning: "?"