Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

Let's say that Lin Ning met a sea monster in the world of "Evil Force", he can pass a kind of venom called "Song of Siren" in his body to the victim, which will cause the victim to regard him as an ideal type , which allows the Kraken to control them and let them do whatever they want.

For this Lin Ning had a bold idea.

She wondered if she would see the man of her dreams if she got the poison?

If she has.

Anyway, Lin Ning adhered to the principle of "true knowledge comes from practice" and practiced the venom of the sea monster.After it took effect, Lin Ning's eyes lit up immediately, and then she saw the White Queen and Nepenthes appearing together.

Lin Ning: "???" Wait, the rabbit doesn't even eat the grass beside the nest.

No, she wasn't so half-hearted!

Not right, but this time before Lin Ning could complain, she saw her master Hui Taoist again.

Lin Ning: "!!" She wasn't, she didn't.

Then Jade Rakshasa also appeared.

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning calmed down completely. Now she understood that the siren's venom didn't work at all. What she saw now was what she wanted to see most in her heart.I also didn't say that after being hit by the siren's venom, they will only regard the siren as a dream lover, just like the lamp god will make people fall into a dream, and the dreams are different, but they are all recruited Most coveted.

Thinking of this, Lin Ning completely calmed down.

To be honest, when she saw her master returning to Taoism, she was really shocked.

It's as if she doesn't think much of seeing the White Queen and the pitcher plants, isn't that creepy?

Anyway, the siren's venom didn't play a corresponding role, and Lin Ning later said to the White Queen: "Maybe Yuelao didn't give me a red line, but I also find it hard to imagine that I will fall in love with other people. "

"Other 'people'?" The White Queen emphasized the word "person". So far, even if Lin Ning has not completely transcended the category of human beings, she still cannot be said to belong to the category of ordinary humans. Besides, she Among the species that are usually happy to deal with, the proportion of humans seems to be getting smaller and smaller.

Lin Ning: "...don't insist on words."

Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "I probably lack that string."

This topic did not go on, but talked about another parallel world where Lin Ning will go next.Lin Ning didn't particularly want to go, she just wanted to not be like when she went to "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng", the White Queen and Nepenthes were not by her side - even if she has grown up after that experience, it doesn't mean that she is still Would love to do it again.

With this in mind, Lin Ning was called back to the system space by the system soon after, and the White Queen and Nepenthes naturally followed, but the system did not immediately send Lin Ning to the next parallel world, which made Lin Ning and the others The family of three made waves in the system space, mainly because Lin Ning digested and absorbed the harvest this time, and lived a comfortable and sufficient life.

"Humph!"

Lin Ning was brought back to her sanity by this cold snort, she couldn't help but look up, and saw a man with extraordinary bearing standing under a tree not far away.He was wearing a long-sleeved undress, a bright jade crown on his head, and his eyebrows were drawn into his temples, his phoenix eyes were shining, and he looked like he was not someone else, but he was a Daoist!

Lin Ning was still a little dazed.

Seeing her like this, the Taoist priest immediately turned colder: "What? You are looking for death in front of my statue, just wanting to see me again. Now that I am too disturbed, I descended to the lower realm. You are innocent." , what kind of reasoning is this?"

Lin Ning: "Master?"

The Taoist priest squinted at her: "You are such a noble person who forgets things too much, you and I are destined to be masters and apprentices—"

How could Lin Ning want to hear her master say that their master-student relationship is over, so she slipped on her knees and slipped to the feet of the Taoist, and hugged his leg without saying a word: "Master, I miss you to death!"

The Taoist replied: "You! How decent are you!"

Even though the Taoist said that, he didn't pull his leg away. Lin Ning just hugged it, and his eyes were red: "It's not the teacher's fault, I mean, since the master and the disciple couldn't see you, there hasn't been a day when I miss you Yes, your voice and smile are vivid in my mind, and I will never forget your earnest teachings. Now that I see my master again, I will inevitably be a little excited. The master is thinking of my disciple's longing. Don't talk to me. Disciple general knowledge."

The Taoist gave a soft snort.

"Master."

"Master."

Lin Ning's sound was sweeter than the sound, not to mention the longing and admiration in it, even the stones were warmed up, not to mention that when Hui Taoist was facing such an uneasy apprentice like her, he was not at all. A heart of stone.

"That's enough," the Taoist said, seeing Lin Ning crying like a cat, he reprimanded him lightly, "What are you still doing, why don't you fix yourself up, what does it look like to be crying?" .”

"Yes, Master!"

Lin Ning subconsciously wanted to clean it up, but fortunately, he reined in the precipice and pinched their own dust removal formula, but this clean-up also reminded her that she clearly came from the world of Liaozhai with her master Hui Taoist, Shiguanghe and others. She left, did the system allow her to come back and continue her relationship?However, when she thought about it again, she couldn't remember what happened before she was sent to this world by the system. Just as she was about to get to the bottom of it, the Taoist raised his eyebrows and gave her a slight look: "You and I still have a fortune." Accounts have to be settled."

Lin Ning immediately lowered his eyebrows and said pleasantly: "Master, please explain."

The Taoist didn't correct her name, but said calmly: "You are used to hitting snakes with sticks."

Lin Ning said cheekily: "Otherwise, how could this disciple be able to worship Master as a teacher and be taught by you." When she first came to the world of Liaozhai, she knew that she had such thighs as her master, so she naturally stalked her when she met her Yes, that's what Taoist Hui said about her at that time, and Lin Ning has long been accustomed to her master's uprightness, otherwise she couldn't face his old man's statue in the Shangqing Palace without waiting for her to cry and blind her eyes, he The old man showed up.

Wait, Lin Ning subconsciously felt that something was wrong, but when he thought about it again, he took it for granted. Didn't she hear what her master said before?

The Taoist Hui probably also thought of this past incident, and his expression softened. He only thought of something later, and he became colder again, and said slowly: "When you came back to the Shangqing Palace, you told your teacher about resurrecting your soul with a dead body. , but I don’t want my teacher to know about this before.”

Lin Ning immediately knelt down and walked up to Taoist Hui, "Master."

"Do you know that your borrowed body has been recorded in the book of life and death in the underworld. It should have passed away before you worshiped under my sect? I just don't want you to fit in with the borrowed body and inherit its identity, not only for The master can't see anything wrong, even Emperor Donghua only senses that you are a strange soul, but there is no other hindrance, on the contrary, you have great luck, even when he sees you, he will say, "You are so cute, you are rich and blessed." '."

Lin Ning was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect this to happen, she wanted to ask her master when she saw the book of life and death, but she couldn't get it out of her mouth, as if several stones were stuffed in her heart, it was heavy, Tears flowed down her face: "It's all my disciple's fault. If my disciple knew about it, I wouldn't hide anything from Master."

The Taoist replied with a stare: "Even if there is no such thing, you should tell the teacher. Would the teacher not want you as an apprentice because of this?"

Lin Ning lowered his head.

"Don't even think about it. As a teacher, even if you have no eyesight, sometimes you don't know how to respect the teacher, and even the slightest setbacks make you depressed. When you practice spiritual energy, sometimes you can't bear it. How can you tolerate such a thing?" What's more, your deeds are seen by the teacher. How could you easily obliterate your deeds just because you came from another place. Of course, I have poured so much effort into you, Nothing to waste."

Lin Ning couldn't help muttering: "Then you still want to break up with me when I say that I am resurrecting the dead?"

Respondent: "Huh?"

Lin Ning hurriedly said: "It's nothing, I must have misunderstood. Master, you hated iron but not steel at that time, and you were angry that your disciples didn't understand your old man's love for disciples, and you can't bear my self-pity. Sigh , are all fools."

"...It's good that you know." The Taoist replied immediately, "Since I know, I still don't serve tea to my teacher."

"Yes, yes." Lin Ning took a look, and the small world that followed the Taoist priest to say that he would return to Penglai Xiandao and not return to the lower realm had now returned to its former appearance.Thinking about it, if she wants to seek forgiveness from his old man, she must resort to trickery, and before the trick succeeds, she must restore Xiaotiandi, so that the old man can also follow the scene to make love, right?

Looking at Xiaotiandi, she still has the red walls and green tiles, pavilions, pavilions, green courtyards, and three or five red plum trees in full bloom in her memory. It is really a scenery that can be painted, and looks like a paradise. At that time, they were teachers. The primary school where the disciples study together is also there, and the pavilion where they drink tea together is also not far away. Lin Ning couldn't help being satisfied that the sword training pool in the back mountain is still the same.

As soon as he raised his eyes, he met the deep gaze of the pitcher plant.

Of course Lin Ning did not forget this little ancestor, she dragged it to make tea for the Taoist Hui, and then presented it to the Taoist Hui with a low eyebrow.

The Taoist Hui took it over, and Zhu Zun took a look at the pitcher plant: "It is its good fortune that it follows you."

Lin Ning: "That's it."

The pitcher plant didn't say a word, and pretended to be a cute dog.

After taking a sip of tea, the Taoist said casually: "Since you are floating in the world, if you are a teacher, you are cultivating. This kind of cultivation method in the world is not new in the fairy world. After all, it is different now. I don't know. How many fairies and mortals are married, and a marriage is just a calamity. I just look at you for the teacher, and I haven't made any progress for so long."

Lin Ning: "Master, do you know where I went after leaving here?"

Daoist replied: "You are a teacher because I miss you, but Emperor Donghua mentioned you one day and said something casually."

Lin Ning: "...you just say yes."

"I mean, I'm still making progress. You see, I became a goddess of science and technology before, and I also worked part-time as a god of death—they are all exotic gods, and there is no way to compare with our fairy premise." Lin Ning Looking back at the Taoist's face, his face suddenly changed, and he was still blushing and breathless, and said sincerely: "I really haven't made much progress, and now I haven't even transformed into a dragon. As expected, I didn't know that my master has left me. More would be nice."

The Taoist Hui was really comfortable: "You don't have to belittle yourself, you have your own domain without transforming into a dragon, and you have earned it by yourself, but the little dragons in the four seas can't compare with it. How do you look at it when you are the Dragon King of the East China Sea?" You and my master and apprentice are not pleasing to the eye, it's not that you, a little dragon, are completely better than their little dragons."

Lin Ning laughed a couple of times, it really is that the teacher is not too ugly.

The pitcher plant licked its paws, then simply lay down on the ground, closed its eyes and got up.

Next, Lin Ning flattered her master, and must let the estrangement that had arisen disappear in smoke, and then return to the time when their master was kind and their apprentice was filial.In fact, it didn't take long. After all, Lin Ning is really just such a master, and Daoist Hui is really just Lin Ning's apprentice, how long can he be angry with her?It's like when parents face their children, they are always overwhelmed.

Lin Ning didn't leave Xiaotiandi for a while, and yearned to go outside to slay demons and demons like before, but he sent a message to the people who guarded Shiguanghe, like Xin Shishiniang who wanted to become a fox fairy, like the heroine Shang Sanguan, her father was murdered by a wealthy gentry, one of her daughters was brave and resourceful to avenge her father, and later she committed suicide, Lin Ning rescued her when she heard about it, and now she is cultivating under Shiguanghe Gate, etc., let them settle down.

Besides, she doesn't seem to have been away for long, and she can basically achieve a seamless connection, probably because the system has really opened its eyes.

It's just that Lin Ning always felt that there was a sense of disobedience, but she couldn't figure it out for a while, so she wondered if the system had given her some restrictions this time, such as preventing her from fully integrating her memories, or letting her I can't use my spiritual power or other "powers" I have learned before, anyway, it is impossible to be perfect, it is indeed a ruthless, cold and vexatious system.

(system:"……")

Then again, under such circumstances, Lin Ning should have broken the casserole and asked the bottom line, but she had the nepenthes in her left hand, and the lost and recovered master on her right, so she was free and at ease, so she didn't think much about asking the bottom line .

Furthermore, thunder, rain and dew are all the grace of the king.

So Lin Ning lived a wonderful life with her master, dog and dragon singing sword, and even got a pot of monkey wine from her master.This monkey wine is fragrant and mellow, and it is extremely sweet. Just smelling it makes me feel drunk. Lin Ning was eager to drink it, and the Taoist said:

"Master, I went to the Heavenly Palace for a banquet yesterday, chatted with Yuelao, and mentioned your love affair."

Lin Ning: "Huh?"

The Taoist replied: "Ah, what? Didn't you miss a woman in the past? I think it's been many years. She was afraid that she had been reincarnated, so she talked with Yuelao, and never thought of him telling you about your time in the world. , I have already met your predestined person, originally you were destined to have a son, but the fate is changeable, and in the end you became a predestined non-destined person."

Lin Ning: "Huh?"

The Taoist didn't like her stupidity, and said impatiently: "Hmph, I didn't know that when your predestined and unrelated person is reincarnated, he will become a Buddhist, even a wine and meat monk."

Suddenly, Lin Ningfu felt his heart: "You are not talking about no flowers, are you?"

The Taoist replied: "What? Do you remember him?"

Lin Ning: "...Well, but what Yuelao said is right, we are destined to have nothing to do with each other." At the beginning, she just wanted to make trouble with Wuhua, so she just proposed to marry him. Later, Wuhua also ran away. Of course, it is predestined and unbounded, and what is more, it is not predestined and unbounded.

The Taoist replied, "That's good. In addition, I see that you still have unresolved karma. You should end it as soon as possible."

Lin Ning: "??"

In this way, Lin Ning was kicked out by the Taoist priest, who asked her to go to the karma, and said that when she saw someone, she would immediately understand what karma she owed.Lin Ning is also used to the Taoist saying that the wind is the nature of the rain, and in a blink of an eye, she left the small world with the pitcher plant and came to the mortal world.

She appeared out of nowhere like this, but it surprised Sikong Zhaoxing and Lu Xiaofeng who were watching.

Sikong Zhaixing: "Ghost!"

Lu Xiaofeng: "...Brother Lin?"

Sikong Zhaixing: "???"

Taking a closer look, it turned out that the person who appeared out of nowhere looked very similar to Lin Ning's appearance after his disguise, and he was still holding the Dragon Sword in his hand, but the person in front of him was wearing a Taoist robe, and he was still a Taoist priest, not a Taoist nun.Sikong Zhaixing is not very sure, what is going on?Then he asked, "Is that you?"

Lin Ning made a gesture and said back: "Layman Lu, Layman Sikong."

Sikong Zhaixing: "...?"

Lu Xiaofeng's face also became very strange: "You became a Taoist priest after breaking the void?" At that time, when Lin Ning left the world of "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng", Lin Ning was so skinny. Cooperate with the Shattered Void once installed.

Lin Ning thought for a while and said solemnly: "To be honest, Poverty Daoist is a member of the Taoist sect. He came down to experience before, and returned to the upper realm after the experience."

Before Lu Xiaofeng said anything, Sikong Zhaixing rushed to say: "That is to say, you were originally a man, and you never wanted to be a daughter when you descended to the mortal world?"

Lin Ning replied: "It doesn't matter what, it's not the first time that Pindao has become a daughter."

Sikong Zhaixing: "...then you are awesome."

Lin Ning: "...um."

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help asking: "Then you come to practice, what are you practicing?"

Lin Ning was not particularly sure: "Punish rape and eradicate evil?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

At this time, Lin Ning muttered again: "I have experienced the calamity of love."

Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing heard this, and their eyes immediately lit up, Lin Ning didn't hide it too much, and told them that she had nothing to do with Wuhua in the past.

Never thought that Lu Xiaofeng actually knew Wu Hua, who was a famous wonderful monk many years ago. Of course, at the same time, the wonderful monk was not as famous as the "Brave Commander" Chu Liuxiang.It is said that Chu Liuxiang had gone to sea many years ago, and the world didn't know where he went, but Sikong Zhaixing said with a mysterious face: "I have a rumor that he will come out of the rivers and lakes soon, it seems that there is news of an old friend—— What’s wrong with you?"

He and Lu Xiaofeng looked at Lin Ning who was frowning.

Lin Ning felt something was wrong when they mentioned Wuhua just now, but when she explored it, she felt that her head was empty, as if it was cut off by something.If you think about it again, you will know what the system has done, and looking at Shang Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zhaixing with faint concern, Lin Ning pressed the center of his brows, suppressing the discomfort:

"I think the wuhua in our mouths is the same wuhua."

She said that, and then the discomfort eased a lot.

On the other hand, Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zhaixing, after they reacted, they involuntarily protracted their voices, their teasing feelings couldn't be more obvious, but fortunately they didn't just accept it like that, Sikong Zhaixing even winked at Lin Ning and said: "You guys One is a Taoist priest and the other is a monk, so there must be no fate."

Lin Ning: "..."

Later they went to Baihualou together and met Huamanlou who was tending flowers and plants.

Hundreds of flowers are still blooming in Baihualou, and Huamanlou is still as peaceful as before.

Lin Ning was very happy to see him again, and the Nepenthes, which had been sluggish along the way, cheered up at this time, and it was a joy to catch butterflies and insects in the garden.Lin Ning and the others drank upstairs, and for this Lin Ning also contributed her monkey wine. Although there was only one bottle, it was enough. It was as if returning to the past when changing glasses.

After a while, everyone came to the table drunk.

Lin Ning was the most sober one. After drinking the last glass of wine, she went downstairs and asked the pitcher plant to wait for her.Seeing Yu Luocha, she suddenly understood what her master said about cause and effect. She must solemnly thank Yu Luocha for waking up at that moment, which made her suddenly realize.

Before she could think about something specific, Yu Luocha attacked her head and face, and vividly staged an old friend who was extremely jealous when they met.

Lin Ning responded and shouted, "As for?"

Yu Luosha's moves became more and more ruthless, and he gritted his teeth and replied: "As for, why not, it's best to kill him."

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning said flatly, "My master never beat me."

Hearing this, Yu Luocha suddenly smiled, adding a bit of evil charm and madness, and then tried to beat Lin Ning half to death with all his strength.It's just that he is not Lin Ning's opponent now, but Lin Ning doesn't dare to use his full strength, she is afraid that Yu Luocha will be beaten to death.

Ugh.

Thinking about her physical strength now, it doesn't matter if she asks Yu Luocha to beat her up, so she simply won't fight back, but wouldn't it be more annoying?

Yu Luocha: "...you are an unfilial son!"

Lin Ning: "I'm really unfilial now, but to tell you the truth, I'm not a human being, I'm a Jiaolong now, so it's useless for you to consider yourself a relative of my family."

Yu Luocha: "Are you trying to annoy me?" As he said that, his tears fell, which can be said to be very true, but Lin Ning knew very well that there was an element of acting in it. After all, Yu Luocha could be called a play The essence is fine, but she also knows how much of it is not just acting, so she compromised and said: "Actually, we are not unrelated. You see, I was a snake spirit before I became a dragon, and you are a snake spirit." Disease, it’s exactly the same just one word away. Well, that’s right.”

Yu Luocha: "..." His life is so miserable!