Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

In this situation, Wuhua would not understand that Yinji the jellyfish came to punish the teacher, and Wuhua didn't even have time to think about what went wrong, but chose to use her thoughts to think about how to deal with Yinji the jellyfish.

It's just that the capital that Wuhua was proud of in the past, such as being a Shaolin disciple and having a good reputation in the Jianghu, etc., did not play any role in front of the jellyfish Yin Ji.In the past, Yin Ji the jellyfish looked up to Wu Hua because he was one of the seven wonderful monks, but now Wu Hua has become the man she hates the most in the eyes of Yin Ji the jellyfish. She is so domineering, she will not let Wuhua go easily: "It has been so many years that no one has dared to do anything wrong in my Shenshui Palace, Wuhua, you really have a lot of guts!"

Wuhua is Wuhua after all, at this time I feel uneasy, but my face is still bright and bright, with a heart-wrenching meaning, "The poor monk dares to ask the palace master, what is the poor monk's intention to do something wrong?" She absolutely did not believe that Situ Jing dared to tell the truth to Yin Ji the jellyfish.

But the fact is that Lin Ning, who has become Situ Jing, basically said everything.

And Lin Ning didn't doubt that Yin Ji, the jellyfish, would be rude to Wu Hua. Wu Hua was not innocent at all. He wanted to get Tianyi Shenshui, but he wanted to kill people, and there was a respected beggar gang leader among them.Lin Ning should have been thinking about how to extinguish the tragedy more thoroughly, but when her eyes fell on the flowerless wooden fish inadvertently, she couldn't help diverging her thoughts:

It is written in the original book that Wuhua recorded the private affairs of the women he had affairs with in a book and stored them in this wooden fish. It can be said that Wuhua is a great master of Huangwen.

no……

A real slutty monk.

"Jing'er!" Jellyfish Yin Ji shouted sharply.

Lin Ning quickly came back to his senses, "Palace Master."

"Do you think Wuhua should be punished?" Yin Ji, the jellyfish, obviously noticed Lin Ning's behavior of looking at Wuhua (the wooden fish). When she asked this question, she knew that catastrophe was inevitable. Wuhua also looked up at Lin Ning.From Wu Hua's point of view, he really wanted to seduce the disciples of Shenshui Palace, so that it was true to steal Tianyi Shenshui, but if Situ Jing hadn't given him a sneak peek at him, he would have thought that his visit to Shenshui Palace would be in vain And it can be said that it is this Situ Jing who seems to have no experience in the world, but is actually very frivolous, who makes him fall into such a dilemma.

Lin Ning just raised her eyes and met Wuhua with a vaguely unkind gaze. After thinking for a while, she lowered her eyes and pursed the corners of her mouth: "If the Palace Master wants to punish Wuhua, do you want to castrate him? ?"

Wuhua's crotch is cold.

Jellyfish Yin Ji: "... Such foul language, but can you say it?"

Lin Ning didn't say anything, she just looked up at Wuhua again.

"Wonderful Monk" Wuhua felt strong malice.

But Yin Ji, the jellyfish, followed her to look at Wu Hua, who was as pretty as a girl, and said in surprise, "Could it be that Jing'er, you have a crush on this evil monk?"

Wuhua: "..."

Lin Ning almost knelt down too. How did Yin Ji the jellyfish jump from "how to pickle a flower without flowers" to the fact that she is interested in flowers without flowers?

Lin Ning moved her lips, wanting to correct Yin Ji, the jellyfish, but after thinking about it, she felt that this was a feasible measure.Immediately making a decision, Lin Ning said coquettishly, "Master, what are you talking about, Wuhua is prettier than me."

Lin Ning felt that her skin was getting goosebumps, she really wasn't suitable for being a little girl.

Wuhua: "..."

Jellyfish Yin Ji: "...I see."

Wuhua: "??" What does she know?

Soon Wuhua knew what Yin Ji the jellyfish knew.

The jellyfish Yinji moved like a thunder in the next moment, tapped Wuhua's acupoint, and said to Lin Ning dissatisfied: "Wuhua is not a good match, but since you like it, let him stay in Shenshui Palace for the time being." "The jellyfish Yinji did this because she wanted to compensate her daughter, but for her old man, robbing the monks by force is nothing at all.

Lin Ning lowered his head: "...um."

Wuhua: "......??"

Who is the poor monk?Where is the poor monk?What is the poor monk doing?

This is not the same as he imagined!

But no matter how turbulent Wuhua's heart is, his current situation is that the jellyfish Yin Ji is the knife, and Wuhua is the fish.Not to mention that the acupoints were not clicked, even if he faced the jellyfish Yin Ji in the best condition, he had no chance of winning at all, so the result was naturally that Wuhua was escorted back to Shenshui Palace, and was detained in a room like a bride-to-be. In a small courtyard.

And Wuhua has indeed become a man to be married, and soon the whole world will know:

The seven wonderful monks are returning to secular life and will soon enter the Shenshui Palace!

The rivers and lakes were in an uproar.

Not to mention that Wuhua has a great reputation in Jianghu, she is a celebrity in Buddhism, not only poems, words, calligraphy, and paintings are all wonderful, but also martial arts can be said to be the most talented among Shaolin disciples. They all thought that he would be registered as the future head of Shaolin. When the current head Master Tianhu listed Wuxiang who was inferior to him in everything, there were still many people complaining about him;

Let’s talk about Shenshui Palace again. Needless to say, Shenshui Palace’s status in the world, and the owner of Shenshui Palace, jellyfish Yin Ji, is the best in martial arts in the world. Her deterrent power is so high that anyone who mentions her name To the point of shocking the listener.At the same time, the jellyfish Yinji has an unpredictable temperament and hates men the most, which is also well known. Therefore, it is conceivable that when Shaolin's number one talented monk, Wuhua, gets married with Shenshui Palace, where all male mosquitoes are extinct, there will be some How shocking.

The matter quickly spread throughout the country.

Quancheng

At this time, the head of the Beggar Gang, Ci, was seriously ill, and most of the affairs of the Beggar Gang were handled by the young master, who was also Ren Ci's adopted son, Nangong Ling. Besides, the Beggar Gang was already well-informed, and Nangong Ling knew about it almost immediately. .

Nangong Ling was in a daze: "Why, how come?"

"Brave Commander" Chu Liuxiang soon received the news, and at the same time he also got a wedding invitation, sincerely inviting him to the wedding.

Su Rongrong said from the side: "Brother Chu, you and Wuhua are friends, do you think he will suddenly decide to return to vulgar life, get married and have children?"

Chu Liuxiang read the wedding invitation over and over again, "This is indeed a word without flowers."

Song Tian'er smiled coquettishly: "It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married. It's no big deal to get married without flowers."

Li Hongxiu frowned: "Jellyfish Yinji hates men the most, and the disciples of Shenshui Palace hardly walk around in the rivers and lakes, so how did Wuhua know the disciples of Shenshui Palace? And let Jellyfish Yinji agree to their marriage? "Among the three girls who followed Chu Liuxiang, Li Hongxiu was the one who knew all about the big and small things in the rivers and lakes. When she said this, Song Tian'er stuck her tongue out at Su Rongrong and stopped talking.

Su Rongrong thought of something, her expression moved slightly, and she asked Chu Liuxiang, "Are you going?"

Chu Liuxiang pondered and said, "It's natural to go."

Li Hongxiu wasn't surprised, but she inevitably added something: "If something goes wrong, there must be a demon."

Chu Liuxiang laughed: "You have to go to see if there are demons." He looked at the wedding invitation again, focusing on the woman's name, "I can't say that there really is such a gentle and amiable girl named Shaolin No. A talented and wonderful monk moved his heart to return to secular life."

After Chu Liuxiang finished speaking, he blinked his eyes, his eyes were like starlight on the sea.

But they don't know that Wuhua, who is like Yaolin Qiongshu, is looking at the not gentle and amiable Lin Ning like a dead fish at this moment.

Lin Ning made a difficult gesture: "Wuhua, I've made the Palace Master agree to give you a title, and the invitation has been sent out, why are you still not satisfied?" She said with a sigh, "Don't you Would you rather go from flowerless to rootless?"

Wuhua: "..."

Rao Wuhua is an eminent monk on the surface, so he shouldn't care about whether he has roots or not, but he is a eminent monk at the same time, he is still a man, and having no roots is really hard for him to accept, and at the same time he feels it is a great insult thing.

What made Wu Hua feel even more anxious was that he felt that Situ Jing didn't like him at all, and it was quite pretentious to put on this compromising appearance.

But this convinced Wuhua even more that she wanted something else, but what was it?

Wu Hua's eyes were deep, and she looked at Lin Ning thoughtfully.

Lin Ning smiled: "You take a good rest and wait for the auspicious day to arrive, and I will marry you in."

Wuhua: "..."

Marry an Amitabha!

Lin Ning ignored Wuhua's suppressed irritability, turned around and walked out, and nodded towards the sisters who were guarding Wuhua at the door, but at the same time, he did not ignore the faint expectation under their calm expressions.

How to say this?

On the surface, Shenshui Palace belongs to helpless women, but in fact it is the harem of the palace owner, Jellyfish Yinji.Jellyfish Yinji has a male appearance and a different sexual orientation, that is, she likes women. At the beginning, the male lady was mixed into the Shenshui Palace because of her male and female appearance.

However, most of the disciples of Shenshui Palace have normal sexual orientation. They usually succumb to the power of Yin Ji, the jellyfish, and dare not have any complaints. Now that Lin Ning can marry Wuhua, they can see the change. The trend also gave them hope, and this was the most fundamental reason why they not only did not think that Lin Ning and Wuhua were promiscuous in Shenshuigong, but were secretly happy to see their union come to fruition.

As for whether Lin Ning likes Wuhua or not?

She can only say that she likes to give Wuhua a taste of the fear of being dominated by Wugen.

Lin Ning left the small courtyard in a good mood, and within a few steps, he saw Gong Nanyan head-on, and immediately felt a heavy stone was stuffed into his stomach.This Gong Nanyan is the concubine of the jellyfish Yin Ji. She is a few years older than Situ Jing, and she looks almost like Situ Jing.No, strictly speaking, she looks almost like Xiong Niangzi, and because of this, she was brought back to Shenshui Palace by the jellyfish Yin Ji and became a substitute for Xiong Niangzi.

What's even more frightening is that in the original book, Gong Nanyan also had a relationship with Xiong Niangzi, although it was because she hated the jellyfish Yin Ji because of her love, so she wanted to take the opportunity to kill the real Xiong Niangzi.

It's really a constant cutting, the reasoning is still chaotic, it's a love triangle.

Ugh.