Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

Tony Stark stared at the White Queen standing next to Lin Ning and said, "Jarvis, I thought you had turned against her, so how could she still come into the Avengers Building?"

Jarvis: "Sir, this is out of my control, I'm sorry."

Tony Stark: "..."

The next moment he yelled: "It hurts, it hurts! Stupid, why can't you even do such a small thing? I swear, I'm going to soak your motherboard and dismantle you to make a bookshelf!"

Benben lowered his head in shame.

Lin Ning: "Well——" They are now entering the intermission, because Tony Stark failed a lot, so Benben was called by Jarvis to apply medicine to him, and the White Queen was also projected on In the conference room, Tony Stark was even more jealous.

Tony Stark was not very angry: "How?"

Lin Ning calmed down and said, "It's nothing, it's just that you seem to want to continue fighting with me."

Tony Stark: "...you violent maniac!"

Lin Ning spread his hands and said innocently: "You have to understand that I was forced to do nothing."

Tony Stark: "Ha!"

Lin Ning ignored him, turned around and said to the White Queen in a moderate voice: "My dear, you can rest assured that the conversation between me and Mr. Stark is going well. He is a bit glassy, ​​but in the best way." From a different perspective, the Extremis virus has played an unparalleled role on him. If it was in the past, based on the strength of my attack on him, it is absolutely impossible for him to be as simple as a flesh wound, and his self-healing ability is not comparable to that of the past. Besides, the curative effect of AquaCure produced by our family is still as good as before.”

Tony Stark: "..."

He turned his head and stared stupidly: "I'll tear you down!"

Lin Ning sighed slightly, and shrugged towards the White Queen: "Childish."

The White Queen said calmly: "I think Mr. Stark's emotional ups and downs, Emilia, it's better not to provoke him anymore."

Jarvis: "Yes."

Lin Ning pretended to say, "My fault."

Tony Stark: "...You are not welcome at the Avengers Tower!"

Lin Ning squinted at him: "If we don't leave now, will you yell, 'You don't want to leave, right? I'll leave!'"

Tony Stark: "..."

Lin Ning felt that it was almost done, and turned back to the White Queen and said, "Honey, play with Jarvis for a while, and I will have a good chat with Mr. Stark."

The White Queen: "Yes."

Jarvis: "It's my pleasure, Ms. Wood." He didn't forget to call Benben away.

When theoretically there were only the two of them left in the meeting room, Tony Stark strangely regained his composure, or his face was expressionless: "I don't think we have anything to talk about, I'm just cooperating with you will' We have a sweetheart' is just a play. It turns out that I did the right thing. You are a violent woman. You might kill me one day. It would be a shame if that happened. I'll be a big laughing stock!"

Lin Ning folded his arms around his chest: "Are you finished?"

Tony Stark gritted his teeth: "No. Do you want to tell me about your tragic experience to explain how you understand me? I advise you to save yourself, I don't need you to fill me with chicken soup. "

Lin Ning pretended to be surprised and said: "After I beat your nose and face bruised, what gave you the illusion that I would continue to reason with you? Is it the color on your face?"

Tony Stark: "..."

Lin Ning went on to say: "Besides, you know everything clearly, so I don't need to waste my words."

Tony Stark glared at her and said, "You know what, you're really annoying."

Lin Ning retorted: "You hate me more than me."

Tony Stark said firmly: "No, you are more annoying."

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning was not interested in being more ruthless, colder, and more unreasonable than Tony Stark. She stared at him for two seconds to make sure he accepted the fact that the White Queen was not his daughter, and she did not intend to tell him what.She didn't expect him to be able to untie his knots even by dismantling the fight, so when she said earlier that he had Xiaojiali and his relatives and friends as backing, she gave him a little support so that he could let go a little bit and be able to Further accept the kindness and sincerity of others towards him.

Thinking of this, Lin Ning said, "Then I won't bother you to complain about yourself, but I hope this matter will not affect our future cooperation."

Tony Stark rolled his eyes: "Do you think I am a tolerant person?"

Lin Ning pondered: "Even if I have a plan to install a firewall on the earth?"

Tony Stark: "...You will be blacklisted by the Avengers anyway, there is no negotiation."

Lin Ning: "Oh."

Tony Stark: "..."

Lin Ning then walked out of the conference room, and before closing the door, he glanced at Tony Stark who was applying an ice pack to his face, but said nothing.When he turned around again, he met the gossip team who pretended to be passing by for an unknown number of times, and Lin Ning greeted them as if nothing had happened.

A dry cough sounded.

Colonel Rhodes was stabbed out, he bite the bullet and asked, "Is Tony okay?"

"Well," Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "He has sound limbs and a clear mind."

Gossip Squad: "..."

That doesn't sound very good.

At this time, Tony Stark pushed the door out from behind aggressively. He didn't expect that everyone was waiting to see his joke, so he drooped his face immediately: "I think you need to know who is the one who pays the wages, And the biggest patron of the military!"

He didn't wait for the eight monsters to say anything, and walked away as if nothing had happened.

Soon the holographic amusement park in the hall disappeared, which gave Lin Ning a conscience torture, not to mention that she later learned from the White Queen that Tony Stark also had a tailor for 'Little Emilia Wood' A set of battle armor has been built, and it is about to be sent to NEMESIS.

This is simply a foul.

When Tony Stark appeared, he looked the same as before, except for a little bruise on his face, but it didn't seem to affect him to continue to be as unrestrained as before, but he drank a lot of alcohol back and forth.

The US team quietly came to Lin Ning: "Can I talk to you?"

From his mouth, Lin Ning learned about the silly father's smirk before, which is basically a triple hit.Lin Ning thought that this was simply forcing her to use her ultimate plan, but then she thought of something, and after glancing at the gentle Captain America, she said, "I'll go talk to Stark."

Lin Ning dragged Tony Stark over from the bar, and Tony Stark said dissatisfiedly, "Are you still finished?"

Lin Ning: "It's almost over."

Tony Stark: "But I think we're done."

"We didn't start at all, so there's no end to it—" Lin Ning rolled his eyes: "Are you going to follow me, or I will drag you away."

The two of them returned to the conference room, and Tony Stark crossed his arms and said, "Let's talk."

Lin Ning said slowly: "Have you ever thought that apart from space transmission, there is another subject that can make people crazy? I mean time transmission, which is time and space travel in layman's terms."

Tony Stark was taken aback: "So?"

"Your parents died in a car accident, right? If you can jump in time and space, would you want to prevent that car accident?" The ultimate plan Lin Ning said is this, Tony Stark will have today's character , It has a lot to do with his childhood experience. He always wanted to be recognized by his father, but his parents died in a car accident.

And the family affection Tony Stark wants must be very pure. Seeing what she said at the time, he was willing to believe it. The necessary basis is that she is the founder of NEMESIS, which makes Tony Stark think She wouldn't plot against him for money or something.But Lin Ning couldn't make him a sweetheart, but that didn't mean she couldn't get his parents back.

And, of course, Jarvis.

It's just that Jarvis' evolution is already on the agenda, and it can't be called ultimate. .

More importantly, the death of the Starks was a Hydra conspiracy, and it was the Winter Soldier, a close friend of the US team, who was sent to kill them.In the original plot, this incident broke out, which to a large extent prompted the civil war. This incident was originally very unsolvable. Not to mention the position of the US team and the Winter Soldier, it is only from the position of Tony Stark Speaking up:

As Iron Man, he should understand that the Winter Soldier is just a weapon, and the culprit is the Hydra. The most important thing he should do is to forgive the Winter Soldier and aim the gun at the Hydra;

But it was Tony Stark who was playing Iron Man, and it was Tony Stark who was in charge, so naturally he couldn't analyze the whole thing rationally.

Tony Stark, whom Lin Ning considered flesh and blood, beeped: "Why do you say this? You sound like you already have relatively mature technology in this area, or do you mean that you know a mage who can do this? operation?

I don't understand, do you really still love me and are willing to pay so much for me?Otherwise, I really don't understand why you want to do this. The little sweetheart's matter is not worth it at all, and you don't owe me anything?So I'm right, you still love me?It's unbelievable, and kind of funny. "

Lin Ning: "..."

"boom!"

Tony Stark, whose head was robbed: "..."

Lin Ning took his hand away from the back of his head and said with a smirk, "My hand slipped."

Tony Stark: "..."

Lin Ning became more and more angry, before Tony Stark raised his head again: "Bang!"

Lin Ning let out an "ahhh" and said, "It slipped again."

Tony Stark: "... Enough is enough!"

Lin Ning raised his eyebrows slightly: "You want to know the reason, okay, let me tell you, that is, I come from another parallel universe, and in that parallel universe you and I—"

Tony Stark's heart moved: "How?"

Lin Ning said with a blank expression: "I don't think I'll stop messing around anymore. I've already caused me so much trouble by following you around."

Tony Stark: "..."

"You really feel uncomfortable when other people treat you well, don't you?" Lin Ning said bluntly: "Actually, I didn't plan to tell you about time and space jumping at first, although I have some concerns about the little sweetheart. I must be responsible, but as you said, I have already made up for it. The reason why I talked to you is because I know that you made a steel suit for my dear, and I do not owe this favor.

And the most important point, I think superheroes need to get a safety insurance, you are powerful and aim to protect the earth, which I admire, but what if it is used for other purposes?What if it gets out of control?Even passively. "This is entirely what Lin Ning said on the spur of the moment, but she thinks her statement must be very convincing to Tony Stark.

"I understand what you mean." Tony Stark said abruptly with a red forehead, "Don't look at me like that, don't you know that I am developing an anti-Hulk armor and an anti-Thor armor? Of course, my main reason for doing this is because I feel that I am not strong enough, and the earth is too fragile."

Lin Ning looked over.

Tony Stark gritted his teeth in pain: "Although I don't want to admit it, you and I have very similar ideas in this regard. So I will join the project you said to add a firewall to the earth."

"No," Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "I mean you can join, but most of my ideas are similar to yours. Or I used to be very similar to you, but after some things, my ideas have changed. I personally think it’s a good change. Let’s just say, the earth and human beings are not as fragile as you think.”

Tony Stark snorted: "Are you serious? You have seen the Chitauri, what do you think humans will do under the attack of such an enemy?"

Lin Ning said seriously: "We will work together."

Tony Stark curled his lips: "Are you going to die together?"

Lin Ning corrected: "I mean unity itself."

Tony Stark still didn't take it seriously: "You still said you didn't come to fill me with chicken soup?"

"boom!"

Lin Ning clapped his hands: "I thought the Extremis virus improved your reaction speed."

Tony Stark: "...Do you know whose head you're shooting? Jarvis, I think I might have a concussion, give me a scan, please?"

His head is very hard now, the Extremis virus will not be so useless, Lin Ning said indifferently: "If you need it, the bill can be sent to NEMESIS."

Tony Stark grinned his teeth, and when Jarvis scanned him, he said abruptly: "Time and space jump, what happened to your research?"

Lin Ning smiled lightly.

Just talking about space-time jumping, this Lin Ning is really not a big pie for Tony Stark.

From a technological point of view, Lin Ning knows the principle of the time-space jumping device, and has invented and used it in the world of "Supernatural Power". However, as far as the technological development level of this parallel world is concerned, if it is to be manufactured, there will still be no difficulties. ;

From a non-technical point of view, take a look at the time gem.The time gem can allow people to travel to any time point in the past or future. If any user can't see it, they can modify the time point or timeline at will until they are satisfied.

In addition, Lin Ning has no psychological barriers to modifying the timeline. As far as the current example is concerned, she can fake the death of the Starks in the past, bring the living Starks to the present, and reduce the butterfly effect to The smallest, no matter how bad she is, she still has the Reality Gem, which can be blessed.

If it doesn't work anymore, go borrow the time gem.

Thinking of this, Lin Ning couldn't help but hold his chin and think that her ideas don't seem to have made that much progress, and she still thinks that if there is something that can be avoided, she should avoid it.

Huh, it's all Tony Stark's fault.

(Tony Stark: "...")

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When Tony Stark appeared in front of people again, he wore his head armor and hid his red forehead under the visor.

The snickering was endless.

Tony Stark: "... Muggle."

The US team couldn't help looking at Lin Ning, and Lin Ning took it for granted: "We have reached an agreement."

Captain America: "Well, that's fine."

Lin Ning didn't say anything more, but other people, especially the men, looked at her with faint awe, but Natasha and Fury's right-hand man, Agent Hill, looked at her with a little more appreciation.In addition, they also faintly showed the intention to do a good job, after all, Tony Stark's mouth is unparalleled.

Lin Ning didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but she had to say that it was quite enjoyable to be beaten up, and it also gave her the illusion that what to do if a child is disobedient, just a beating would be all right.

Well, it doesn't seem to be an illusion.

Anyway, the sweetheart accident was successfully resolved, and at this time the sweetheart White Queen was playing with Jarvis, Lin Ning naturally would not interfere, and she immediately found the drooling Nepenthes next to Thor .

It turned out that Thor was talking about their Asgard and their glorious deeds during the war, among which there were many kinds of alien birds and beasts, and the pitcher plant was fascinated by it. Eagerly: "Wow!"

Lin Ning: "..."

She thinks Thor doesn't know the taste of birds and beasts, right?

And she refuses to have the Mind Stone to sense such things anymore, her taste memory will protest.

(Mind Stone: "...")

Thor naturally couldn't understand what the pitcher plant was barking about. He thought that the pitcher plant was infected by the war scene he described. After laughing, he raised his thumb to the pitcher plant: "Brother dog, if In my Asgard, I must be a warrior on the battlefield."

Lin Ning had a half-smile, "Who said it wasn't?"

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning refused its request, and took it away to the bar for a drink. She really needed a drink after talking so much just now.

It's a good party, especially after Tony Stark has stopped being kinky, and it didn't take long for him to start taking an interest in Thor's Meow Hammer.

Thor was also happy to add to the fun, so he generously put his hammer on the coffee table, waved his big hand and said that anyone can come and see, and whoever can get the approval of Thor's Hammer will become the new Thor.

When this thing fell in New Mexico earlier, many good people went to watch, but no one could pull out the hammer. In the end, Thor regained the approval of Thor's Hammer, and it returned to Thor. hands.

Lin Ning sat on the single sofa with his sad dog in his arms to watch the fun, and Dr. Banner next to him came over and whispered, "You and Stark—"

Lin Ning: "Huh?"

Dr. Banner continued in a low voice: "I mean, you two don't plan to cooperate to steal Thor's genetic material?"

Lin Ning: "...No." He still remembers this incident.

Dr. Banner seemed relieved: "That's good."

Lin Ning didn't provoke him either. After all, everyone was very happy today. Besides, even if she wanted Thor's blood or hair, she didn't need to do it at this time, or she could be ignorant of everyone. Time to get things in hand.

Let's talk about Thor's Hammer, Tony Stark was the first to go up and pull it out.

Hawkeye gloated and said, "Stark, we all know you had a difficult day, so if you can't lift it up, we won't blame you."

Everyone laughed.

How could Tony Stark show weakness: "I can't lift it? How many people have cursed me like that, but in the end, they all love me to death."

Lin Ning propped her forehead, remembering Tony Stark's sloppy mouth before, she suddenly felt that instead of beating him up, it would be better to let the Reality Gem keep him from lifting it to have a deterrent effect.

Not to mention what the reality gem would think, just say that Tony Stark held Thor's hammer empty-handed, but didn't lift it.

The next moment, his arm was covered with a battle armor, and he still couldn't pull it out after a long time, and finally gave up unwillingly: "I'll think about it again, isn't this just physics?"

Hawkeye retorted, "I think it's a trick."

Thor laughed and said, "Neither, just try it, don't be polite."

The old god Thor was there, but when the US team raised Thor's hammer a little bit, his whole face changed, and he almost stepped forward to protect Thor's hammer in his arms, and no one would let him touch it, but Fortunately, the US team did not pick up Thor's Hammer, so Thor was relieved, and stopped saying just come and try.

Lin Ning was thinking about whether she could pick it up.

According to Odin's spell on Thor's Hammer, it means that Thor's Hammer thinks that the person who holds it is worth it, then it will be picked up.This "worth" is more like having a series of virtues such as pure justice and sacrifice. Doesn't that mean that Thor's Hammer has its own judgment mechanism?Have a consciousness of your own?

Under the influence of the infinite stone, will it overshadow its own consciousness?

While Lin Ning was meditating, the pitcher plant lying on her shoulder was also meditating. It stared at Meow Meow Hammer with a deep expression on its face. Before Thor went to get the hammer, it jumped onto the coffee table a few times, facing Meow Hammer opened its bloody mouth.

The next moment, there was a roar.

Thor: "!!!"