Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

Doctor Strange finally bowed his sinful head to money.

No, he lowered his noble head to the sinful money. In order to cure the disease, he can be said to have lost his fortune. He bought a one-way ticket to the Himalayas, and the ancient one handed him magic or divine tools, but they were not Worldly money is not included, and he cannot use magic to satisfy his worldly desires, and he has a companion king to support, so when Lin Ning put a check with several zeros in front of him, he decisively chose accepted.

Lin Ning put away the checkbook and said, "This is a wise decision."

Strange: "..."

The cloak was moving around, and Lin Ning couldn't even put it down: "Of course, the smart washing machine will be delivered here within half an hour."

Cloaks are enough.

Strange: "..." This evil billionaire!

Nevertheless, Strange generally has no ill feeling towards Lin Ning. In the hands of such a person, the Infinity Stones are better than falling into the hands of villains like Casillas or Hydra.

Lin Ning thinks the same way. She doesn't mean to take the time gem as her own. After all, she will leave this parallel universe one day. With Doctor Strange, the supreme mage who fights the threat from the multiverse, there are still many earths One layer of protection.

And even though she said she was taught by Scientology, it did not prevent her and Strange from discussing magic more, mastering it, and gaining a steady stream of powerful power from powerful magical entities in other parallel universes. I am more interested: the soul stone does not need her to provide energy for support, but the reality stone is not so easy to talk to, so far Lin Ning still needs to fight with it, and if she can intercept power from other parallel universes, then the reality stone can be used The stronger the power exerted.

For this reason, Lin Ning also borrowed a few magic books before leaving Strange's house.

Well, Strange forfeited her borrowing fee.

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Lin Ning brought the Maximov brothers and sisters out of the Hydra base, which also marked that after Pierce's death, Baron Stekel, the number one villain in Hydra, followed in Pierce's footsteps.

Lin Ning originally wanted to put the Soul Stone on him, but after she and Doctor Strange made a relatively open announcement, she changed her mind. She felt that she didn't need to make herself a behind-the-scenes Boss, as if she was doing something unseemly Like personnel.

So Lin Ning was not so surprised when Tony Stark came to him.

Tony Stark stared at Lin Ning for a while before explaining why he came: "Loki's scepter is with you, isn't it?"

Lin Ning: "Yes."

Tony Stark stared and said, "Just one 'huh'? Is this the end?"

Lin Ning calmed down and said, "Then you want to hear what I have to say? Explain why it is here with me? Or do you want to know that I have hidden it secretly because I have a last resort? Regarding this point, I can only say that I have nothing to say. As a last resort, I still want to study it more.”

"What have you researched? I mean, none of the high-tech products produced by your NEMESIS company have been developed by using it? It is your artificial intelligence housekeeper, the White Queen. She was a real human being from the beginning. artificial intelligence."

Tony Stark didn't wait for Lin Ning to say anything, so he said something: "At first I thought it was SHIELD that stored it, but when SHIELD was disbanded on the bright side, I But I couldn’t find it in SHIELD’s collection, and then I thought it was the Hydra that infiltrated SHIELD and moved it away, but we haven’t been able to find it all the way during this period of time, not only In this way, the part of Hydra led by Baron Sterak suffered heavy losses from other forces—I thought about it, and I only thought that after the Great War in New York, NEMESIS, which had the power to clean up the battlefield, had that opportunity."

Lin Ning nodded and said, "Your reasoning is fine."

Tony Stark was very angry: "Emilia Wood!"

Lin Ning smiled and said, "You seem to have excused me subconsciously, Tony."

Tony Stark sarcastically said: "Then have you been moved to tears?"

"If you want to see it, I can cooperate." Lin Ning said and put his hands under his eyes, making a gesture of wiping tears.

Tony Stark: "..."

Seeing this, Lin Ning felt elated: "Do you think I deserve a beating? Then you can understand how I felt before I beat you last time."

Tony Stark: "..."

Tony Stark couldn't regain his previous momentum at all, but he quickly started another topic: "You are not Maya Hansen, are you? At least not the former Maya Hansen."

Lin Ning put his hands on the table and said, "Don't say that you know Maya Hansen very well."

Tony Stark curled his lips and said: "I only had a one-night stand with Maya Hansen, but don't forget what era this is. If I want to know someone, I don't need to know him at all."

Lin Ning agreed: "I feel deeply about this."

Tony Stark: "So what's the answer?"

Lin Ning pondered for a moment and said: "I am not from this parallel universe. After the death of Maya Hansen in this parallel universe, I borrowed her body." There is nothing wrong with saying that, and it is largely true , but many processes are omitted.

Tony Stark didn't think she was joking, but it was because he thought she was telling the truth that he began to feel anxious from the nerve endings: "I can understand the part of the parallel universe, but in the second half, are you Talking about the soul or something? Then tell me, does it weigh 21 grams? Or is there a fairy tale about something going into the underworld and being weighed by Anubis? Wait, there is indeed an underworld there , is managed by Thor's sister or Loki's daughter Hela, and belongs to one of the nine kingdoms. Come on, I never believe in any soul or belief."

Lin Ning said after listening, "Do you want to see it?"

Tony Stark: "What?"

Lin Ning came to him and patted his chest lightly. His body leaned back, but his soul was one step ahead of his body. After he saw his body, his soul was quickly pulled back into the body.

Tony Stark: "!!"

"Well, that's your soul. At that moment just now, your soul went out of your body." Lin Ning added: "I just learned the trick." This is learned from Doctor Strange, but if you use the Mind Stone It can be done, but that's just to make Tony Stark realize it himself, not as intuitive as it is now.

"You just learned it? You dare to use it on me?" Tony Stark grasped the point and became angrily, "Why can't you let me prepare myself? My three views can't be suffered like this one time Shock!"

Lin Ning said indifferently: "Be strong, Mr. Stark."

Tony Stark rolled his big eyes, moved his body, and pretended to sit back on the sofa calmly: "I can't say what I learned today, which one is more impactful to me , do you have any more exciting news? You can tell me together, how easy it is, right? "

Tony Stark was obviously talking ironically, and without waiting for Lin Ning to say anything, he thought of something and said: "Wait, I seem to remember that you told me about parallel universes when you beat me up last time, You said that assuming you came from a parallel universe, what do you have with me in that parallel universe. So you were not joking at the time? Now you look at me who has another love, don’t you feel heartbroken? ? But at the same time, you can only bless me silently?"

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning recovered his voice: "You think too much, but I can tell you that your name is Natasha Stark in the parallel universe."

Tony Stark didn't even want to say: "Then she must be the most watched woman in the world."

Lin Ning: "...you won." How could there be such a brazen person?

Tony Stark crossed his legs, but he didn't feel complacent for long. This is basically chasing after the end, so let's go back to the most important point: "I can know that you crossed the parallel universe and came to my parallel universe, my earth purpose?"

Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "Defend this earth."

Tony Stark seemed to feel something: "You—"

Lin Ning twitched the corner of her mouth: "It's nothing, I just experienced the apocalypse once." She didn't lie, in the world of "Supernatural Force", it is not that the apocalypse is coming, and she has traveled to the future and witnessed the apocalypse coming After the earth and the human world.Going forward, she can also say that she has gone through the end times caused by the T virus, and she herself has not yet understood why she went to parallel universes again and again, and it is not easy to explain to Tony Stark , but generally speaking, she is telling the truth, saying that defending the earth can be called sincere.

Tony Stark was silent for a moment, and tried to use a relaxed tone: "Do you need me to give you a hug? Don't refuse, I am a person who rarely comforts others. The votes of "Entertainment Weekly" said that I am The man a woman wants to hug, but only if you don't smear your tears and snot on my suit jacket, which I quite like."

Lin Ning: "...then I have to bend down."

Tony Stark: "..."

Lin Ning pursed his lips: "But thank you for your kindness."

Tony Stark finally calmed down after being critically hit by [-] points: "Then Loki's scepter?"

"That's actually an Infinity Stone, the Soul Stone," Lin Ning said without hiding it, and told Tony Stark what the Infinity Stone she knew was, and then said: "The same is true for the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, and As far as I know, there is another Infinity Stone on Earth, and its owner and I have met before, and we have reached some consensus."

Tony Stark couldn't help saying: "What?"

Lin Ning said slowly: "I wrote him a check and gave him a smart washing machine."

Tony Stark raised his eyebrows: "Don't say he sold you the Infinity Stones?"

Lin Ning shook his head: "That's not true. In exchange, he will be my tutor for a period of time, and I think you will be able to meet him soon. Maybe you can recruit him into the Avengers, together Defend the Earth."

Tony Stark was noncommittal, he glanced at Lin Ning: "What if I insist on you handing it over?"

Lin Ning said without thinking: "Then I will turn you into Natasha Stark."

Tony Stark: "..."

Lin Ning held his chin and continued: "And Ms. Potts is still Ms. Potts. Wait, would it be better for Ms. Potts to become Mr. Potts?"

Tony Stark: "..."

"You don't already have associations, do you? Tell me you haven't." Lin Ning showed a very delicate expression, "Where's your sense of shame, Mr. Stark?"

Tony Stark: "...shut up!"

Tony Stark has no associations, okay?But he couldn't say these words himself, no matter how he used to be a well-known playboy, what kind of tricks he didn't play, what's wrong with his association?

Lin Ning didn't want to sense it at all, and she also refused to sense Tony Stark's thoughts, but Lin Ning's statement opened the door to a new world for him so much that he couldn't bear it after returning to the Avengers Building. I couldn't help being dazed, and after being dazed, I still instructed Jarvis to simulate the transformed version of Stark, Pepper, and even the Avengers didn't fall behind.

Jarvis: "..."

Jarvis checked: "Sir, the alcohol you consumed today is not enough to disturb your thinking. Do you want me to give you a more detailed examination?"

Tony Stark: "...I'm fine."

Anyway, soon he saw Natasha Stark, Tony Stark wanted to whistle, but felt a little weird, so he appreciated it with a very pure heart, but if he changed Be Natasha Stark, of course he still refuses, he goes with his body!

After overcoming the already modest psychological barrier, Tony Stark continued to drive Jarvis to emulate the transsexual image of the Avengers.Among them, the American team and the black widow are the most pleasing to the eye. Tony Stark whistled at the American sweetheart without any scruples.

After a while, Dr. Banner, who was doing experiments on the next floor, came up and happened to see Ms. Banner on the projection screen. He was startled and almost turned green.

"Tony!!"

In the end, in order to cause more damage, Tony Stark repeatedly promised that he would delete the pictures in a shattered manner, the kind that even Jarvis could not restore, and this appeased Banner, who was not as brazen as him at all. PhD.

Even so, he clicked his tongue twice, disliked Dr. Banner and couldn't let go.

Dr. Banner couldn't help but said: "If I let go, then you will see Hulk."

Tony Stark: "...Calm down, why don't I show you how the captain and the others look after their sexual transformation?"

Dr. Banner: "...you have to spare me!"

Dr. Banner didn't wonder why Tony Stark had such a unique idea. After all, Tony Stark could have done this kind of thing. It's a pity that Dr. Banner still misunderstood Tony Stark this time. Ke, he really didn't start this matter in the first place.

Lin Ning, the instigator, was chatting with the White Queen at the moment, "I don't feel bad. You know, I haven't told anyone about my true origins before except you and pitcher plants. Well, in "Death" Except for the time when I came to the world and my psychologist, I didn’t say it that time, I just said that I was the agent of death.”

The White Queen thought for a while and said, "Actually, I'm not surprised, and I don't think there's anything wrong with you opening up like this, as long as it won't hurt you."

Lin Ning said seriously: "Does Stark's brain-filled R-rated picture count?"

White Queen: "..."

Lin Ning coughed dryly: "I definitely didn't see it, I just saw that he was crazy, and I don't want to have the eye of a needle. After all, I have a little pity that the Stark of this world is not Natasha Stark K, if it is, then maybe there won't be an Avengers civil war, because Natasha Stark is married to Captain America. Well, maybe if there is a civil war at that time, you can try this trick. "

The White Queen glanced at her.

Lin Ning coughed dryly again: "Well, I just said that."

At this time, a series of sparks flashed in her office, and Strange's extremely impatient voice came from inside: "I'll return the check to you, I can't do this job! You didn't tell me, these two little The fart is so stubborn, she still wants to get revenge on Tony Stark, and she is trying to control me to help her!"

The hometown of the Maximov brothers and sisters was destroyed by bombers manufactured by Stark Industries. They stubbornly believed that Tony Stark was the culprit, which also prompted them to actively join Hydra.

Lin Ning shouted to the circle: "Do you know how difficult it is to maintain a stable wormhole with today's technology? It's a luxury for you. And if you want to renegotiate the price with me, I can tell you that I don't Don't reject it, you deserve a higher price."

Strange: "..."

Strange threw a circle at Lin Ning's position as soon as he disagreed, but Lin Ning canceled it out. She still didn't forget to shout at the circle that hadn't been withdrawn: "Are you sure you don't want to accept this job?" Is it? Then you have to give me back that smart washing machine."

"boom!"

There was a sound of falling to the ground from the other side of the circle, and soon the circle disappeared because there was no support.

Strange: "...You idiot, a smart washing machine bought you off? Don't make me look down on you!"

Cloak stood aside, pretending not to hear what he was saying.

At this time, Lin Ning drew a circle and poked his head over: "I brought the check book."

The cloak immediately floated over, took the checkbook and dangled it in front of Strange, and circled around him condescendingly, as if mocking Strange's statement that only state officials are allowed to set fires, but people are not allowed to light lamps.

Lin Ning dubbed it kindly: "Tsk tsk."

Strange: "..."