Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

The little spider was almost dazed by the "gold coins", but fortunately he woke up in time, and said: "Ms. Wood——"

Lin Ning smiled slightly: "Just call me Emilia."

Little Spider: "Uh, Emilia, did you already know that I am Spider-Man? And Mr. Stark."

Lin Ning nodded: "Well, we have been paying attention to you."

The little spider cheered up: "Why? Is it going to be recruited into the Avengers? I'm looking forward to it! I mean to be a superhero, to help others, to do what I can - Mr. Stark called me today Come on, are you just trying to introduce me as Spider-Man to other people?"

Lin Ning said: "You have to ask him."

She went on to say: "Come and tell me about your thoughts on becoming Spider-Man, maybe I can endorse you."

Little Spider: "Really?"

'Fake! 'x2

Little Spider: "..."

Apparently, Nepenthes and Cloak were very disapproving of the little spider who came out halfway to fight for favor, and stared at him from the sidelines.Lin Ning squinted at the two of them: "Don't you two want to save money to provide for Stephen, don't hurry up - how much do you need at that time, I will personally make up the difference for you, okay?"

The cloak immediately hugged Lin Ning's calf, flattering Peter Parker dumbfounded, but the pitcher plant was much simpler and rougher, it tapped Peter Parker's arm to turn him around, and then it was like he was showing its blood The small mouth of the pot seems to be able to swallow him in one bite.

Little Spider: "..."

Lin Ning: "Huh?"

The two brothers slipped away.

The little spider trembled subconsciously, but soon he was immersed in the sense of happiness that he was very likely to be admitted by the Avengers. When Lin Ning asked him, he almost knew everything without saying anything. Why did he become Spider-Man after gaining superpowers? His answer is simple:

"If you have the ability and then you don't act, then what happens after that is your responsibility."

Lin Ning reached out and patted his shoulder: "You are a good boy."

When he turned around to meet Tony Stark, Lin Ning originally wanted to ask him what he thought of the little spider, but Tony Stark said first: "What do you think of the latest Forbes rich list? ?”

At the top of the list is Black Panther Techara, who is sitting on Wakanda and the most expensive metal vibranium on earth, followed by Tony Stark and Lin Ning, as No.2 and No.3, Their total assets are almost the same, but the combined total assets of the two of them are only half of T'Challa's, but the distance from No.4 is relatively large.

Lin Ning raised his eyebrows: "Do you care? But even if there is no Black Panther, you are not the tallest, richest and most handsome in the world."

Tony Stark subconsciously said: "Could they have made a mistake in evaluating your assets?"

Lin Ning spread his hands and said, "I mean you are just rich and handsome."

Tony Stark: "..."

Lin Ning put his hand down, lowered his eyebrows and said softly: "If I offend you, I sincerely apologize to you."

Tony Stark: "Huh."

Lin Ning didn't raise his eyes, and said in a serious tone: "I want to leave NEMESIS to Peter, and before he is able to inherit NEMESIS, I hope you will supervise him on his behalf. Of course, I will make a good plan for the future of NEMESIS , at least within the next 20 years." Lin Ning has a hunch that she won't stay in this world for too long, maybe not until Peter Parker becomes an adult, or even shorter than that, so she has to make arrangements in advance " Aftermath".

Tony Stark froze on the spot, and later he realized: "Is today April Fool's Day? Jarvis!"

Jarvis didn't make a sound, Lin Ning looked up and said, "I'm not joking."

Tony Stark said blankly: "Then I refuse."

Lin Ning opened his mouth, and Tony Stark said in a hurry: "You don't need to say anything. From now on, I declare that I will have a cold war with you. Do you understand the cold war? Jarvis, I want to block Emilia Wood, turn her into a mosaic, Jarvis!"

Jarvis: "Sir, are you sure?"

Tony Stark sputters: "I swear on my brain!"

After a pause, Jarvis said, "As you wish, sir."

Then a virtual mosaic wall appeared in front of Lin Ning, which was only enough to block Lin Ning's front. If Lin Ning moved, the mosaic wall would follow.

Tony Stark: "..."

Lin Ning: "..."

Tony Stark left angrily, and when he returned to his personal laboratory, he scolded the shrewd Jarvis, and then began to turn his finger on Lin Ning: "You said there was something wrong with her, she was Didn’t she choose to start a new life in this parallel universe, what about now, do you want to reshape her destroyed parallel universe with the Infinity Stone?”

"But Ms. Wood didn't want to collect all six Infinity Stones."

"... That's why I said there's something wrong with her! Jarvis, let me tell you, now I feel like I've been abandoned by her all the time, and I'm still the one who forgot to put on a condom when I went to bed, ah bah!"

"I understand what you mean. You are very reluctant to leave Ms. Wood."

"...Ah bah bah!"

Anyway, Tony Stark said that blocking Lin Ning would block Lin Ning, so that Lin Ning began to suspect that there was a little princess living in him, and it is also possible that he is not even three years old now, although he made a circuit when he was four years old plate.In this case, don't blame her for being rude.

Pepper, who went to Washington to discuss the contract that night, returned to New York. After learning from Jarvis that Tony Stark was still in the Avengers Building, he took the donuts from his favorite shop. The Avengers Building came all the way to Stark's laboratory, which occupied almost one floor. As soon as she entered, she saw a woman with long brown hair, and she was wearing a Tony Stark shirt with no clothes underneath, revealing Two smooth long legs.

Little Pepper said in a hoarse voice: "Tony? If this is a surprise you gave me, then I can tell you responsibly—you, you, you?" She stuttered a little later, because the woman turned around, and she saw She doesn't look too young, and there are still some fine lines at the corners of her eyes. She has a pair of big caramel-colored eyes, flowing with a brilliance that makes people indulge in them. It can be said that although she is not so young, she has a style that young girls don't have. That is What accumulated over the years added an indescribable charm to her.

But Pepper was surprised not only by his age, but also, "I always knew that Tony was a typical narcissist, but I didn't expect him to be so narcissistic." She even had a little bit of understanding why she Her boyfriend would betray her and find such a mistress.

'Little San': "...Pepper, I, forget it, Jarvis, tell me."

Jarvis: "Ms. Potts, sir, he changed from Anthony Stark to Natasha Stark for some unspeakable reason, but you can rest assured, sir, he can still change back."

Pepper: "... I remember I was on the phone with Tony an hour ago, and if what you said, Jarvis, is true, it would only take an hour at most for Tony to become like this, but you guys don't even know your name?" Are you ready?" Her tone was very subtle, and the way she looked at Natasha Stark was also a little subtle, after all, most people wouldn't accept it so calmly after they found out that they had changed their gender, right?

Stark: "..." It's all thanks to Emilia Wood!

This is indeed Lai Linning.

She wanted to contact Stark, but Stark blocked her unilaterally, so Lin Ning had no choice but to make this move, and the effect was remarkable. Tony Stark changed from him to Natasha. After Stark reacted quickly, he took the initiative to contact Lin Ning, of course he was not angry.

When Lin Ning mentioned Natasha Stark in the parallel universe earlier, not only did Tony not feel disgusted, but he also thought that Natasha Stark must be the most watched woman in the world. There was a simulation image of the Avengers sex change, but now that it really happened, he is not so hard to accept, but when facing the little pepper, he still feels a little uncomfortable, but 'she' doesn't show it.

As for Little Pepper, she was unexpectedly calm. After a long silence, she said: "You can't wear my underwear. I think Romanov's is just right. How about I borrow a set for you? Or you have asked Jia Weiss ordered for you?"

Stark: "...I'm not, I'm not!"

Pepper was slightly relieved, and she glanced at her boyfriend, or her girlfriend's turbulent chest, turned her gaze and looked for the black widow, and who is the black widow, even though Pepper didn't say anything, but She's still acutely aware of the tricks, and then the whole Avengers knows that Tony Stark is a playboy-turned-playprincess.

Adhering to the principle that it is not a big deal to watch the excitement, they came to watch one after another. Even Thor, the god of thunder in Wakanda, descended on the Avengers Building with a thunder ax not long after.

Stark: "..."

Look at collecting money again!

Tony's skin is not thick enough to reach the peak. After blasting away a group of inhumane teammates, he also threw away the underwear, skirts, and even stockings and high heels donated by the black widow. I contacted the instigator, Lin Ning, and asked her to get in touch with the good deeds done to 'her'!

Lin Ning couldn't help his smile at all: "At least Thor and the others didn't say that there are some bastards who don't take advantage of it. They want to have a fight with you before you change back, and if any of them change their gender, you It would definitely be a joke."

Stark: "..." Can't refute.

In fact, after the teammates saw 'her', at most Hawkeye whistled, Falcon said it was hot, and Dr. Banner was more frightened, but after the fright, there was still Intimately asked whether to give Stark "her" a comprehensive inspection; the US team is more concerned about why this happened. Although the Winter Soldier didn't say anything, he quietly talked to Falcon about another parallel universe Na The marriage of Tasha Stark and Steve Rogers, this thundered the Falcon enough.

After Stark left, Falcon couldn't help mentioning this: "So the captain likes this type?"

Captain America: "I didn't..."

The Winter Soldier teased, "Then why were you blushing just now?"

Captain America: "She, no, Tony didn't button his clothes properly."

The Winter Soldier: "Oh—"

Black Widow smoothed her hair: "Speaking of girlfriends, Steven, didn't you date that girl named Rachel you met in the gym before? You also said that she didn't know you were Captain America, and you We had a great time, how are you doing now?"

"Uh, we didn't continue to date anymore," Captain America frowned, a little troubled, "She seemed to have misunderstood the relationship between me and Bucky, saying that I had to give Bucky a sense of security, and I couldn't do it anymore. Find a girlfriend to act as a shield."

There was a moment of silence after he finished speaking, and then everyone laughed like crazy.

"Hahahahaha."

"my God!"

Falcon also stood up to defend the girl: "I don't think I can blame the girl, captain, you can't go to the cinema with her, you have to bring Bucky with you."

Cap: "Bucky said he hadn't seen that movie either, so—"

The others shook their heads, not to blame for the girl's misunderstanding, even up to now, when the two bachelors, Captain America and Winter Soldier, are not living in the Avengers Mansion, they still live in the same house outside to take care of each other.

Thor scratched his head and said, "Wait, what are you laughing at, I don't understand."

The people in the atrium looked at each other, and finally the black widow said, "By the way, is Loki okay?"

Thor was immediately distracted: "My brother? My brother has been with our mother all the time. He has repented and will not do anything to make our mother sad."

The black widow said inexplicably, "I hope so."

Taking advantage of the good atmosphere at this moment, Kuaiyin, who hadn't spoken much, looked at the black widow he thought was the most reliable: "Natasha, can I ask you for a favor?"

The Black Widow kept her eyebrows fixed: "Don't you want to know who Wanda is dating?"

Pietro nodded quickly: "Yes!"

Wanda was a little shy: "Pietro!"

Pietro didn't follow his sister this time: "Wanda, I have to find out about this matter, and I know you are in an online relationship—you usually stay in the Avengers Mansion besides going to school and doing tasks, but you You usually have fun with your mobile phone and receive roses from time to time, but you haven’t seen any man who dares to approach the Avengers Building, then you may only be dating online! You have to know that there are good and bad on the Internet, How can you be sure that the guy you are dating online is a man or a woman, the other party may be a bad person, look at Wanda, you are innocent and easy to deceive."

Wanda immediately retorted: "He didn't! He's fine."

Pietro became alert: "Have you seen him?"

Wanda looked at the lively teammates and bit her lower lip: "I won't tell you anymore."

Then he ran away, and Pietro hurried to catch up: "Wanda!"

Falcon was surprised: "Wanda is in a relationship? My God, this is big news. Wait, you all know?"

No one refuted, Hawkeye patted him on the shoulder: "Well, now, except for you and Pietro, we all know." Even the US team knows, but he just ran into it by chance. Others are more careful, even Dr. Banner, who also got a glimpse from Jarvis's recent project that Jarvis wanted to materialize. By the way, Tony also offered Jarvis a lot of love proposals, but they were all rejected by Jarvis. Wes vetoed it.

Falcon: "..."

Gossip is human nature, even superheroes are no exception, and even like to shock body:

"I thought Jarvis would be with the White Queen—"

"The White Queen is obviously Emilia's sweetheart."

"Isn't Emilia and Strange?"

"Isn't Strange closer to the magic levitating cloak?"

"Isn't the cloak and the pitcher plant good?"

"Like Captain and Bucky love each other."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Rachel really misunderstood." Captain America said weakly, he still doesn't quite adapt to the thinking of modern girls.

And on Natasha Stark's side, Pepper picked up the underwear and skirts that 'her' threw away, and said to her charming boyfriend: "Do you want me to help, Natasha?"

Stark was angry and didn't speak.

Little Pepper didn't hold back for long, and laughed: "You look so good-looking, if I were a man, I would definitely fall in love with you too."

Stark couldn't hold back either, 'she' opened her hands towards Pepper, and then had a bold idea: "You know, we really shouldn't waste this beautiful night, dear."

Little Pepper said without thinking, "No, don't think about it."

Stark: "..." What about the promise to love me for the rest of my life?

Why don't you let that guy Emilia change Pepper too?

If Lin Ning knew that Stark could be so lustful, she would definitely think about it for a second before turning Stark into Natasha Stark. Seeing that he didn't make harassing calls again, Lin Ning The corners of Ning's mouth twitched when she thought of something, and she blocked him unilaterally before he asked for it. Then she stretched and looked at the White Queen beside her: "My dear, how do you think our game should be approved?" Woolen cloth?"

White Queen: "Before then, Emilia, do you really not consider calling back the pitcher plant that unilaterally ran away from home? The more you drag it back, the harder it is to coax." The pitcher plant ate the little spider Instead of crying, making trouble and hanging himself, Strange would have been annoyed to death because of this. If it wasn't for the ancient book he just brought back from the auction, he would have given away the golden dog a long time ago. The child drove away.

Lin Ning flattened his mouth: "He is doing well with the magic floating cloak now."

That being said, she is still going to draw a circle to bring back her own dog, and there are still a lot of frozen miscellaneous soldiers brought back from Asgard last time, enough to make the little guy change his mind.

——The earth today is a peaceful earth.