Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

Faced with such a filial apprentice, Hui Daoist's reaction was to beat him to death with a stick.

no……

It was Lin Ning who took Lin Ning away from Penglai Xiandao without saying a word, and landed in the East China Sea, splashing the stormy waves and hitting the shore.

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning wiped his face, and said to the White Queen, who watched all her encounters from a distance: "My master is getting angry from embarrassment, he must think he can't think of any good excuse, and dumped the elixir to me-this is all arrogant. It's a disaster to be coquettish."

The White Queen was silent for a moment and said, "Emilia."

Lin Ning: "Huh?"

The White Queen: "You're becoming a better person, and you're getting thicker at the same time."

Lin Ning yelled, "Wait, what is 'more'?"

White Queen: "So you admit that you are thick-skinned?"

Lin Ning sighed: "This is all forced by life." If she hadn't been shameless, how could she be where she is today?At least she couldn't pass the test of her master.Besides, Lin Ning dares to bet that her master will find a step that the old man thinks is suitable, and give her the elixir. Lin Ning thought about it a little bit, is she a little bit of an apprentice? What about failing?

Lin Ning, thinking this way, turned around and sent all the fermented rice in her warehouse to Penglai Xiandao.

Not only that, but Lin Ning also took Hou Yu, a young expert in wine making, and asked him to help make wine with the recipe she knew, planning to please her master, and did not forget to please Peony Fairy, so that she could help blow the pillow wind.

Speaking of which, Lin Ning has only met the Peony Fairy a few times, but he respects the Peony Fairy Lin Ning very much.When she formally met Peony Fairy, the mistress, she gave her a handful of breath soil as a gift. This handful of breath soil played a very important role in the subsequent flood prevention and disaster relief. From this point alone, Lin Ning No reason not to respect her.

What's more, Lin Ning is also very clear that the reason why Peony Fairy has green eyes for her is more because of her love for the house, and it is precisely because of this that it can be seen how deep Peony Fairy's love for her master is.From this point of view, Lin Ning is also willing to respect Peony Fairy because she is her teacher's wife, and feels lucky to have Peony Fairy, otherwise her master might be born alone.

cough.

Anyway, Lin Ning soon received a gossip from Peony Fairy:

It is said that Taoists are going to Haishi.

Lin Ning expressed his understanding, and immediately stepped up to prepare for it——

Lin Ning was going to take the White Queen and the Nepenthes who had already been to the sea market once to the sea market, and by the way, to travel around the twelve countries in the four directions of the sea.After mentioning this matter that day, Lin Ning was about to start making preparations. The most important thing was to build a multi-functional large ship, so that he could use all he had learned.

Right now, Lin Ning also thought of an idea to show his filial piety, and soon started to prepare.

Soon, the day of departure will arrive.

The family of three started from Shiguang River, flowed into the Yangtze River through Shiguang River, and then flowed into the East China Sea from the Yangtze River, and went straight to Haishi from the East China Sea.

The boat was automatic without sailors, Lin Ning chatted with the White Queen on the spacious deck: "The last time I went to Haishi was completely unexpected. At that time, I heard a merchant say that there are monsters in the South China Sea. Open your eyes and close your eyes at dawn." Hei, I went there out of curiosity, and it turned out that it was His Highness Zhu Jiuyin Jiu."

As Lin Ning spoke, he also exported the memory of that time, and asked the White Queen to see Zhu Jiuyin's original form.

Nepenthes came over: "Wow."

Lin Ning pushed it away with a grimace: "I think your brain is dominated by your stomach, and you still want to eat His Highness the Ninth Prince? Who was the one who shivered in fright last time?"

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning gave a "tsk" sound: "You just swell."

The pitcher plant still wanted to speak for itself, so the boat they were on shook slightly, but seeing the clear sky that was originally cloudless, now it seemed to be splashed with ink, and the blue water against the background also changed. It's dark.

The sea, which was originally calm, has now become dark and turbulent, with waves one after another.

A storm is coming.

Lin Ning frowned, not because of such a big storm, but because there was no sign of the storm coming, which is obviously impossible. You must know that the ship that she and the White Queen worked together this time made, but Loaded with all kinds of instruments that are not available, storm warning is one of the functions.

He also thought that this was the East China Sea, and the Dragon King of the East China Sea didn't like her, but the detection equipment didn't respond at all.

Then this storm came very intriguing.

Like a tacit understanding, the White Queen asked Lin Ning to come over and look at the dashboard.

After Lin Ning glanced at it, he had a clue in his heart, and then differentiated the spiritual power induction for a week. After confirming that the storm they faced was part of the phantom array, he said inexplicably: "Don't say that this is a test for me by some great power, if If that's the case, that's really a bit clichéd. Wait, after I pass the test, there won't be a fairy waiting to be promised to me, right?"

White Queen: "..."

Lin Ning coughed dryly: "I know what you're going to say, but I don't have divergent thinking. I made a reasonable inference based on past experience, whether it's the first half or the second half."

The White Queen seemed to be persuaded by her: "Then what are you going to do?"

Lin Ning shrugged: "Cold salad."

For her, the phantom array is really suitable. After all, there is a "phantom", and the part of the "array"?This is not a big problem, just treat it as a problem and solve it.

Furthermore, Lin Ning didn't really want to cooperate with this performance. Even though he didn't use the Soul Gem and the Reality Gem, Lin Ning still brought the White Queen to do data analysis. For a while, the sea-blue data stream flashed in the boat, and it didn't take long. The central point, that is, the eye of the array, is analyzed.

The boat passed the center point.

The goal is the still cloudless clear sky, the blue sea is flowing slowly, and there is no sign of a big storm just now.

Lin Ning was lying on the deck, not knowing what to think of, and was overjoyed to stand up.

Nepenthes: "??"

Lin Ning picked up the pitcher plant that had been out of condition: "When you get to the sea market, you can eat whatever you want as long as I can buy it."

These words were like chicken blood, and Nepenthes was very excited. After being put down by Lin Ning, she came to the bow of the boat and looked deeply into the distance, as if the sea market would appear in the next second.

Lin Ning and the White Queen looked at each other and grinned.

After that, the family of three did not encounter any accidents. Even the fifth prince, Ao Shuang, did not come out of the Dragon Palace to greet him. Once they arrived outside Haishi City, before Lin Ning could moor the boat, there was a familiar yellow The crane leaped down from the tower.

Lin Ning and the White Queen bit their ears and said, "My master's crane."

It seems that her original inference is more or less the same.

When Lin Ning followed Huang He to the sea market where the sky was covered by clouds and the waves were interspersed, and ordinary people couldn't touch it, she became more confident when she saw the Hui Taoist waiting outside, especially her master said with a half-smile: "As a teacher Look at your thinking is getting more and more beautiful, how can a female fairy promise you such a naughty person like you."

Lin Ning sighed: "Master, why do you need to be so devious if you want to take the school apprenticeship test, just say it."

The Taoist Hui raised his eyebrows slightly: "Then you really misunderstood being a teacher. This time it was not the teacher's idea. Besides, where did you come to the school this time, the Chunyang swordsmanship taught to you by the teacher is gone. Use it for you."

Lin Ning looked up to distinguish her master's expression, and saw that he was obviously proud, and no matter whether her master was acting in his true colors or deliberately acting in his true colors at the moment, what he said would obviously bring about more unexpected effects, so Lin Ning Ning decided to cooperate with the performance: "This is because the master has nurtured it well. It is said that a famous teacher produces a good apprentice."

When the Taoist was about to say something, a lazy voice came from inside: "Come in, little guy, and tell me how you broke the formation, none of us understood."

It's Zhu Jiuyin.

The rest of the immortals: "..." Although it is the truth, why did you say it?

Lin Ning had thought of this before, since this group of gods who were so idle got together, they must have magical powers to see the whole process if they wanted to test her, but so what, she was all relying on data at the time Those who analyze to break the formation, think and know that they will be confused.

When Lin Ning thought about it, she felt that she would return to the first army, but she didn't expect Zhu Jiuyin to say it so carelessly, but the effect was equally outstanding. Treated by the younger generation, he still gave her a bunch of meeting gifts like last time, and encouraged her a few words, and then the Taoist sent her to do what she should do—this was the same as when she first came to Liaozhai World. When coming to Haishi, the process is almost exactly the same.

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning inexplicably felt that she was so rebellious before, but in their eyes, she was just a mischievous child, and this perception made her quite depressed.

The Taoist gave her a squinting look: "It's just breaking the formation, how can you make your tail go up to the sky."

Lin Ning lowered his head: "Yes."

The Taoist priest cleared his throat and said, "But you didn't embarrass the teacher, so you can play with this gourd."

Lin Ning took the gourd, and knew what was inside without looking at it. She smiled and put the gourd away: "I knew you are the best, Master, so if you are eating and having fun, disciple will not Bothering."

The Taoist replied with a slight nod: "Go."

He watched Lin Ning go down to the ordinary sea market below before he looked back, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitched up. This time, not only was he not ashamed, but he was actually making him look good.

Lin Ning found the White Queen and Nepenthes who had been walking around in the sea market. She didn't mention the school exam that made her depressed, but shook the gourd at the White Queen. She had already seen the gourd. What she said was not what she expected: "Let me just say it."

The White Queen: "I'm not that surprised."

The pitcher plant is not interested in such things, it grabs Lin Ning's shoulder and tells her to move towards the sea city!

When they came to the merman's stall selling ice silkworms, the Fifth Prince Ao Shuang, who hadn't shown his face at sea, appeared on a white horse. Just like Lin Ning's first visit to Haishi, this time he still came to meet Lin Ning. Said his sister Longnv, and his mortal brother-in-law Ma Ji.

"That guy Ma Ji went back to his hometown. When my sister was just confirmed to be pregnant, it was really disgusting! My sister also made an appointment with him to meet again in three years. I don't think there is any need for them to meet again. I call me Father and King will find a son-in-law for my sister—wait a minute, Shiguang, are you listening?"

Lin Ning said firmly: "No."

Ao Twin: "..."

Lin Ning glanced at him: "I'm not interested in your family's affairs. Besides, can you make the decision for your sister? Can you change Ma Ji's mind? If not, then it's meaningless for you to say more."

Ao Twin: "...I hate you!"

Lin Ning was expressionless, and was still slandering: Even if there is nothing new under the sun, there is no need to make her second trip to Haishi so similar to the first one, right?

If this is the case, then she really has to consider whether to have a third trip to the sea city.

Ugh.

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After leaving Haishi, Lin Ning and his family of three began to travel in the twelve countries of the Quartet.

Before coming to the first country, Yuanling, Lin Ning also asked Huang He to send a gift to her master, and sent it directly to Penglai Xiandao.

Moreover, the national conditions of Yuanling State are that the citizens of this country can turn into animals, most of them are cats and dogs, and they do not keep pets such as cats or dogs on weekdays, so that the pitcher plants that wander around are regarded as animals by them. Seeing that it hasn't changed back for a long time, I came to care about it, asked it but encountered problems when transforming, and talked about their experiences when transforming.

Nepenthes: "???"

It's a pity that the pitcher plant has not been nurtured at all, and it was useless for a long time. Finally, when there were more and more people, it jumped out with agility and found Lin Ning who was reading a book in the bookstore. Then he leaned on her shoulders, quite unrequited.

"It has chances everywhere as it picks up light, but it's an elm lump." Taoist Taoist commented after reading the postcard sent back by Lin Ning.

Fairy Peony picked up the postcard and looked at it. Seeing that several jujube people on it performed a scene of dogs running away, she exclaimed: "It's an ingenuity to pick up the light."

The Taoist replied reservedly: "It's okay."

Fairy Peony smiled coquettishly and said: "I see that you are very satisfied with Shiguang's filial piety. Seeing that Shiguang only goes out for a trip, he made such a magic weapon to let you know where 'he' is. I also don’t forget to send souvenirs and local specialties, even if I look at it, I will envy you.”

The Taoist replied ponderingly: "She really has a heart."

Fairy Peony teased: "I thought you wouldn't admit it, but it's a pity that Shiguang couldn't hear it with his own ears, otherwise 'he' wouldn't know how happy he would be."

The Taoist clenched his fist against his lips and let out a weak cough: "Look at her on the ground again."

The gift from Lin Ning received by Taoist Hui is actually more like an APP in popular terms. Taoist Hui can see where she has gone, and Lin Ning can also send back postcards and souvenirs through this "APP". Travel Apprentice".

In this display, Lin Ning and the others came to Zhenzhen Country.

As the name of Zhenzhen Country suggests, all citizens tell the truth, and lies do not exist here.

Lin Ning's deep feeling after her visit to Zhenzhen Country is that lying is absolutely necessary. Even if she can tell whether others are telling the truth or telling lies, it doesn't mean she is willing to tell the truth. In a country where all the truth is told, after all, there is still a difference between what you think in your heart and what you say in person.

There is still a big difference.

Furthermore, even if the national conditions of Zhenzhen Country are like this, it does not mean that each of them is accustomed to the truth, and has no negative emotions such as inferiority complex and hatred, so that everyone is more or less depressed, and the corresponding crime rate is very high. Of course Yes, the detection rate is also high.

I don't know if they are self-sufficient, or because Zhenzhen Country is located in a remote area, or because the merchants who come to Zhenzhen Country are not able to adapt to the realities of Zhenzhen Country. In short, Zhenzhen Country has very little foreign trade.

If it continues to develop like this, the prospects of Zhenzhen Country will not be optimistic.

When leaving Zhenzhen Kingdom, Lin Ning couldn't help sighing: "If you look too naked, you will get a needle's eye. It's better to cover it halfway."

White Queen: "..."

Lin Ning looked over: "Honey, what do you want to say?"

The White Queen asked back: "Do you want to listen to the naked version, or the half-covered version?"

Lin Ning giggled and said, "Sure enough, you know me well, and you immediately understood what I mean." He gave a thumbs up as he spoke.

The White Queen said slowly, "Which version are you talking about?"

Faced with this proposition, Lin Ning clapped his hands wittily and said, "You see, you have learned to infer other things from one example!"

White Queen: "...I think a cheeky version should be added."

Lin Ning: "..."

They didn't see the brazen version, but they saw the tongue-in-cheek lotus version.

The opposite of Zhenzhen Country across the sea is Huihui Country. At first, Lin Ning thought that the name of this country was because their island was a big island and a small island. Later, I asked the locals, and it was indeed the case, but after seeing Huihui Country After the national talent skills, Lin Ning tends to think that the reason why they are called back to the country is because they each have four mouths on average.

It's not that the people who have returned to China are too good at speaking, but that they seem to have lit up the skill of ventriloquist from birth.

When their family of three landed for the first time, there was a young man who pressed his cheek with only one finger, and there was not only the sound of qin and zither, but also graceful singing. It can be said that he brought his own orchestra.In addition to diligent practice, this kind of talent is naturally indispensable.

After returning to the country, she arrived at the Niaosi Kingdom. Before stepping into the Niaosi Kingdom, Lin Ning did not forget to step on the spot. After all, she and Yan Chixia stole the sea merchant Xing De, who was accepted by the Queen as a concubine, from the Palace of the Niaosi King. , Stolen back to China, there is no guarantee that he will not become a wanted criminal.

as predicted.

Wanted warrants are posted all over the streets and alleys of Niaosi Country, but the portraits on them left Lin Ning speechless for a long time.

As I said before, the men in Niaosi Kingdom wear red and green, and they are all big men in women's clothes, and Lin Ning and Yan Chixia are men, so they are all big men in women's clothes on the wanted list.

Lin Ning was fine, and didn't feel much disobedience.

Yan Chixia has integrated into the Niaosi country very well, her big beard, those two blushes, her eyes can't be hotter, and the men of the Niaosi country clearly shine.

Lin Ning immediately changed himself into an ordinary old Taoist priest.

The White Queen also changed her costume and became a Taoist boy.

Nepenthes are still pitcher plants.

Such a family of three just went ashore, and after walking a few steps, they met lively.It turned out that a female doctor came today, and someone came to see her. She said that she could not prescribe a prescription, and she had to ask all the gods before she could.

As one of the twelve kingdoms in the Quartet, Niaosi Kingdom often goes to sea fairs, and is full of admiration for the gods. After hearing what the female doctor said, they all came to watch, but the female doctor did not allow others to see it, so she could only listen to it through the door. movement.

But there was a slight movement of the door curtain, a clear and melodious female voice, another gentle and old female voice, and then another delicate and melodious female voice, it was very noisy.

Even when I was talking about the prescription later, I could hear several people discussing, the swishing sound of origami, the shaking sound of taking the brush from the pen holder, the slight sound of brush strokes when writing, and finally putting the pen on the table. The sound of collisions, the rustle of grabbing medicine wrapping paper, etc., just by listening to the sound, one can imagine the movement inside in detail.

Then the female doctor opened the door and came out, and handed the medicine package to the doctor-seeker.

After the female doctor returned to the house, she heard the farewell voices of the people, the voices were real, and they would rest after a while.

Everyone was very surprised, thinking that there really was a fairy coming.

Those who seek medical advice also think so, and regard that prescription as a magic medicine.In this case, it is not stingy with medical expenses.

However, for Lin Ning, he saw the essence through the phenomenon, that is, there was only one person, one table and one chair in the room.

And this female doctor who is good at ventriloquism, I wonder if she has returned to China?

However, before going to verify his nationality, Lin Ning had to confirm one thing, that is, the prescription was not very suitable for the disease, or the female doctor was not a qualified doctor at all, but she was just using some method to cheat.

Lin Ning told the White Queen about this, and finally added: "Perhaps we can use this to truly compare the men of the Niaosi Kingdom, and whether they are different from other men." Lin Ning just glanced roughly at the Niaosi Kingdom before The man in the room didn't explore further, and he knew that men and women could not kiss each other here.

In addition, there are places that can be further explored in the Niaosi Kingdom, such as the sacred tree that is similar to the Zimu River.At that time, Lin Ning had taken away a seed, but that seed had withered when Lin Ning returned to Shiguanghe and took it out, losing its original effect.

On the other hand, women are superior to men in Niaosi Kingdom, which is not very helpful to Lin Ning who wants to improve the status of women in an environment where men are superior to women. After all, the two are actually interlinked, and Lin Ning wants to improve the "lower" side, but Not entirely uninspired:

If the highest authority is the originally "humble" side, then the words of up and down - Lin Ning has not finished thinking, but a system voice suddenly sounded in the sea of ​​consciousness: "Cough, congratulations to the host for triggering the side mission."

This is said as if there is a main mission, no no, it is said as if there is a main mission from beginning to end.

What's more, the system popped up at this time, what kind of presence is it looking for?

Lin Ning's complexion changed, and finally she felt that she had nothing to repay the system, and could only show her heart by raising her middle finger.

The author has something to say:

This is the end of the text, and the next step is to travel to Ningmei's dungeon world, the first one is The Legend of Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty.

Because there are still several worlds to write, so I still have to come to the end of the main text to sprinkle flowers (you go)