Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

After K installed the amnestic, he left behind a pile of chicken feathers.

no……

It was after the crowd came to their senses that they all felt that it was really time to go home for dinner, so the melon-eating crowd who might have wanted to stay in the park for a while turned around and left one after another.

Lin Ning caught a glimpse of everyone's movements out of the corner of his eye, and left together with a decent appearance.

How should I say it?In Lin Ning's memory, the amnestic in K's hand was developed for pure earthlings, and the red light can isolate the electronic pulses in the brain, especially the memory pulses.As for Lin Ning, she cannot be regarded as a pure earthling now, and she had taken precautions against amnestics beforehand, so after being flashed by the red light, she did not lose that part of her memory just now.

And Lin Ning's so-called "precognition" means that she knows what kind of parallel world she is currently in.It is a parallel world based on the series of "Men in Black", and "Men in Black" is about the real existence of aliens, and there are all kinds of them. There are thousands of aliens on the earth, most of them are disguised as humans or other creatures, such as dogs or cockroaches living on the earth, and there are many interstellar molecules outside the earth, trying to "smuggle" to do lawless things on earth.The black-clothed police detective represented by K just now belongs to MIB, a mysterious organization, and they are responsible for matters related to aliens.

And to extract the main point, that is aliens, aliens and aliens.

There are aliens in this world!

Lin Ning thought about her current status as a non-pure earthling, then looked at the alive and kicking pitcher plants, and recalled the ghosts and monsters she met in the world of Liaozhai, and felt that there was nothing wrong with her, especially the previous exuberant alien begging The drama of concern is slightly biased towards the style of aliens.

What about the Alien killing the Quartet?

That is to say, but Lin Ning is still very moved when he thinks about the universe view shown in "Men in Black".So on the way home, she took a detour to the video store, rented more than a dozen well-known movies related to aliens, and came back full of energy and ready to integrate into the new worldview.

Nepenthes: "Wow!"

Lin Ning comforted: "I know you didn't enjoy yourself this time, so I'll take you out to eat enough tomorrow morning?"

"I can order a batch of farmed insects for it online," the White Queen suggested.

Lin Ning thought it was a good idea, so he nodded and said, "It likes to eat crickets the most."

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning didn't say anything, but the pitcher plant gave her a hug.

The White Queen also asked, "What did it say?"

Lin Ning spoke instead of the pitcher plant that Yizheng said that he would not eat the cheap food: "It said thank you."

Nepenthes: "Wow!"

Lin Ning continued to translate: "Thank you from the bottom of my heart for raising me who eats and drinks for free and has not made any contribution. These are its original words."

Nepenthes: "...huh."

It is weak.

That's right, in the past, whenever there were pitcher plants, the mosquitoes around Lin Ning were always extinct. Even Lin Ning himself could use the dust trick, but no matter what, the pitcher plants also made contributions.But now in the modern society, in the apartment they live in, let alone cockroaches, there are dust and so on, and there are also vacuum cleaners and air fresheners dispatched by the White Queen, and there is no need for pitcher plants at all. land.However, after the pitcher plant weakened, it cast a contemptuous look at Lin Ning, and after two "barks" at her, it swaggered away to eat its customized dog food.

Lin Ning: "...my dear is willing to support me, can you take care of me?" She is not a bad boy!

The White Queen said calmly, "I am willing to support you, Emilia."

"By the way, your IQ fluctuates wildly."

Lin Ning: "...closer to ink is black."

Fortunately, the pitcher plant didn't hear this conversation, otherwise it would definitely explode, but just keep eating the customized dog food.

cough.

Let's get back to the topic, Lin Ning and the White Queen revisited the classic science fiction movie series "Alien".Because of the previous experience in the park, when they re-watched the "Alien" series produced in this parallel world, it was obvious that the "Alien" series produced in this parallel world was significantly different from what they remembered.And this difference is naturally in the alien itself. From memory, it can be seen that the alien is artificially played, and as Lin Ning mentioned innately, the alien's chin was also taken from a condom, but the current "Alien" "The alien in the series, it is a living alien.

Maybe it should be called aliens.

In addition to the "Alien" series, Lin Ning also watched "ET" and other sci-fi movies, and without exception, he found that the aliens in them did not use CG technology or were artificially impersonated, they were all fake aliens. people. "In other words, one of the occupations of aliens on Earth is to play aliens in science fiction movies on Earth? From their point of view, they came to Earth to be actors. You heard it too, the alien They were also so depressed that they got drunk because of the decline in popularity, so it seems that they are indeed very involved in the drama."

The White Queen said: "I think it can be described as dedication, his acting skills are pretty good."

Lin Ning propped his chin and thought for a while: "It's really hard work." After speaking, he fell into deep thought.

The White Queen asked tacitly, "What do you want to do, Emilia?"

Lin Ning hooked his lips: "I want to know what the MIB's criteria for recruiting agents are, maybe I can become one of them." And before that, I have to do some preparations, like a more systematic and detailed understanding Download the MIB.At the same time, Lin Ning still wanted to know whether MIB's defense system is powerful, or the White Queen's intrusion ability is better?With this, she can also judge the current technological level of MIB.It has to be said that the "Frisbee" used by K in the park earlier made Lin Ning's eyes shine when he had seen black technology, not to mention that it was only in the three "Men in Black" movies she had watched, MIB showed More black technologies that come out, such as reflective carbonization energy conversion guns, space-time traversal devices, cosmic translators, super-light spaceships, etc. are very attractive, aren't they?

"start!"

·

A few days later, MIB headquarters.

After K returned from another field trip, Z, the head of MIB, called him into the office.

Z pointed to the chair in front of his desk: "Sit."

K sat down.

Z asked: "Coffee?"

K is not polite to Z: "Two pieces of candy, thank you."

Z nodded, picked up the coffee cup and turned around to get the coffee pot not far behind him, but what surprised him was that it hadn't been long since the coffee pot was brewed, and the coffee pot that he, the boss, only poured a cup of coffee was empty . The veins on Z's forehead popped out, "Worms!"

No one answered.

Z pressed back the popped out veins, thinking that he would deal with those four idiots later, so he put down the coffee cup, brought K a bottle of soda water, waited for K to take it, and said, "What did D forget this time? "D is K's current partner.

K frowned slightly, but it was not too obvious: "He forgot to open the safety catch."

Z put his hands together in front of his chin: "K, you need to get ready—from now on, you have to start looking for a new partner. You can choose from our existing agents with capital letter codes, of course, Our MIB is currently short of fresh blood, perhaps we can take advantage of this opportunity to recruit new agents."

K has no objection: "You are the boss, you decide."

Z is also used to K's way of doing things, and he doesn't say much to show that he understands.

K took a sip of the soda, and asked in a chatty manner: "How is Kester?" Kester was the alien who was drunk and mad before waiting for someone.

The corner of Z's mouth twitched slightly and he said: "The Hollywood branch has taken him back, and they will take him to see a psychiatrist, but I heard from E yesterday that they put 'Alien' in the name of the movie' 'Iron Blood'." In front of the soldiers', Kester is alive and kicking." "Alien vs. Predator" came about like this, and MIB has a special branch in Hollywood, and Hollywood prefers to call themselves an agency, or It is an alien brokerage company, and its business is to find alien actors needed in movies, and E is the general manager of this alien brokerage company.

K was about to say something when an alarm sounded in the hall.

The two looked at each other, and without saying anything, they immediately came to the hall.In the observation room, one of the twins in charge of the MIB information network looked at the intrusion warning on the screen and said to the two of them, "An outsider is trying to invade the MIB's defense system."

Z: "Proceed to locate."

"Yes."

Soon Blblup, one of the twins, reported the progress: "Not any of the aliens we know of."

Bob waved his tentacle-like fingers on the other side, and said, "Reverse tracking will take some time."

Z was stunned: "Have unregistered aliens invaded the earth recently?"

Bo replied: "No trace of intrusion was found."

Z looked at K, and K expressed his understanding: "Maybe we can ask the possible insiders."

Z nodded: "As soon as there is news from the twins, I will notify you immediately."

K took his usual weapons, drove his car, which looked like an ordinary Ford Crown Victoria from the outside, and took his old partner D to the field again. D already has gray hair, and he has worked in MIB for more than 20 years. Although he is very old, he has not officially announced his retirement, so K will naturally bring this old partner with him. This time, I just went to connect with MIB's informants.

Soon they came to a newsstand on the street, which looked like an ordinary newsstand, which can be seen everywhere in New York.Standing in the newsstand was a middle-aged man with a very pale face. He was just standing there, blinking at a very fixed frequency, looking abnormal, and lying on the counter was a sofa. leather dog.The Shar Pei looked much healthier and was wearing an "I Love New York" T-shirt.

K got out of the car, the pale middle-aged man didn't respond, but the Shar-Pei, who was still squinting his eyes, immediately widened his eyes and opened his mouth to speak humanly: "K!"

D sat in the car and smiled at the Shar-Pei, but the Shar-Pei felt that its creases were about to be flattened, so it stuttered at K who was in charge of asking him, "What have I done recently?" None!"

K: "Did I tell you what you've been doing lately, Frank."

Shar Pei named Frank: "...No, sir."

K: "Have you noticed any abnormalities recently, Frank? Anomalies that can invade the defense system of MIB headquarters."

After Frank was surprised, he gloated a little: "The MIB headquarters was invaded? God, I kind of like this guy."

K raised his eyebrows slightly, and immediately picked Frank up from the counter with lightning speed, "Call the dog catchers!"

Frank immediately acted accordingly: "I hate that guy even more!"

K grabbed it by its front armpit and began to shake again and again. Frank immediately let out a groaning sound of being ravaged, and begged for mercy: "Stop, stop! I think I seem to think of that person. I think she is a person. She I came here every day for two days to buy a stack of newspapers, and she read the newspaper with the expression you usually read the newspaper, and she also pays attention to my prosthesis—who in New York pays special attention to a newsstand owner?" Here The "prosthesis" refers to the person who is used to cover up people's eyes. The middle-aged man with an unusual face is just a robot. After all, in the eyes of people on earth, it is impossible for a Shar Pei to sell newspapers, isn't it?The newspapers that Frank sells here, in the eyes of ordinary people on earth, are tabloids with big brains, but in fact those newspapers are basically not telling lies, but they mostly report news about aliens, so that pure earth people Just look at it and scoff.

All in all, Frank is the MIB's informant.

K: "Name."

Frank: "I don't know."

"Aww—don't shake it, I really don't know, but I know which neighborhood she lives in."

K shook it again before letting it go, in a way he liked listening to Frank call.It's just that, Frank's painful cry has already attracted the attention of other people on the street, and they cast indescribable glances one after another. K didn't care about it, and D, who was sitting in the car, smiled and said, "I hope no one calls the police. Report you for dog abuse, K."

K didn't take it seriously: "We have a clue. Right, Frank?" He cast a kind look at Frank as he spoke.

Frank: "...Yes, sir."

Then K reported the clues he got from Frank to Z, and Z said in a deep voice: "Bring Frank here, I will ask the twins to pull out the residents' information in that community, and let Frank identify them. Say it again."

K: "Yes."

Then, with the help of Frank, they quickly locked on the target.

After looking at the other party's profile, Z said, "Could it be just a middle school girl who thinks she's good at hacking? I always think it's not that simple."

Po Leng, one of the twins, said abruptly: "I found the Chrisens, found the Chrisens."

Thinking of the characteristics of Christians, Z suddenly felt dizzy.

K volunteered and said, "D and I will solve it."

Z said: "Bring enough weapons, and kill the target as soon as you find it." He said as he lifted the folder in his hand, "I'll take care of this."

·

Lin Ning, who was considered by Z to be a second-year middle school girl, is not in the community at the moment.She doesn't need to stay in front of the computer all the time. After locking the location of the MIB, the White Queen only needs to separate part of the data flow and take the intrusion into the MIB defense system as a daily task.And even if Lin Ning doesn't need to eat normally, so does the White Queen, but it doesn't matter that there is still a growing Nepenthes. This guy is now the size of Lin Ning's two palms, and it is bigger than it used to be. Ant's bigger figure is really a big improvement, and these few days the pitcher plant didn't make a lot of noise, but became a little bit depressed because it became a little white-faced dog, so Lin Ning, in order to enlighten its body and mind, Just take it for a stroll outside the community.

There is a park near the community where they live, and there is a green belt just below it. Unfortunately, there are not many mosquitoes, so they stroll along the green belt, which is regarded as a walk.After walking for half an hour, I came to the back street of a restaurant.

Lin Ning glanced at the big trash can that smelled like eggs, mainly the flies flying around the trash can, and couldn't help but tilted his head back: "You really know where to go."

Nepenthes: "Wow."

Lin Ning: "I'm complimenting you."

In order to prove this point, Lin Ning tried his best to pretend that he did not smell the unspeakable smell, and squatted down to propose to the pitcher plant: "Do you know that the inns or restaurants here have strict hygiene requirements?" Extremely strict, if they don't meet the standards of the Department of Health, they will lose a lot, and I mean maybe we can find you a job, like let this restaurant hire you as a pest control, what do you think?"

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning: "...All right, think about it after you're full."

The pitcher plant jumped at the buzzing flies, and Lin Ning retreated from the alley.I have to say that the smell of the restaurant's backstreet is really unbearable for ordinary people, not to mention that her senses are particularly sharp now, so she doesn't look at the pitcher plants to eat.

It was almost dusk at this time, and the street lights on the street hadn't been turned on yet, but the sky was turning from yellow to dark.Lin Ning stopped at the corner, took out her mobile phone and texted and chatted with the White Queen who "lived" in her mobile phone.

"They're tracking us back."

Lin Ning replied: "I think that the alien dog should have discovered the clues before they traced it backwards. When we were leaving yesterday, it almost spoke human words."

White Queen: "Its acting is not good."

Lin Ning: "Haha, indeed."

At this time, footsteps came from the other end of the street, and a couple of men and women were laughing. Just listening to their conversation, Lin Ning felt that what they needed most next was to open a room.However, what I didn't expect was that the man and woman were so impatient, they walked from the other end to the back alley of the restaurant, wanting to applaud for love in this back alley.

Lin Ning: "..."

The traditional Nepenthes slipped back in a daze. Lin Ning picked it up, but he didn't turn around and leave. Instead, he walked over quietly.When she got closer, she saw that the man and woman were about to kiss. The woman had closed her eyes, her lips were slightly pursed, and the man was still about to kiss, but at the next moment, the man's handsome face suddenly cracked open. Two rows of sharp fangs were exposed, each at least as long as a thumb, and the saliva flowed down uncontrollably, and the object of his saliva was naturally the woman in front of him.

The woman probably smelled the fishy smell coming towards her face, so she opened her eyes involuntarily, and the result was predictable: "Ahhh—"

Then there were several gunshots, but ordinary bullets seemed to have little damage to the alien, so Lin Ning had to change into her dagger, not waiting for the alien to recover from the pain of being hit by the bullet. Zhong came back to his senses, and stepped forward to cut his neck open, but this time the alien suffered from pain, and the left side of his body subconsciously tilted, and the other hand was scratched without covering it, and then the green water flowed out The bloody neck wanted to cover his chest instead.

Lin Ning raised his eyebrows slightly, and stabbed straight at his left chest. This time, even with the strength that ordinary people can have, the dagger easily pierced the alien's chest, and then pierced him. heart.

Aliens hit the street.

Woman: "Ahhhh—"

Lin Ning: "...your boyfriend is an alien."

woman:"!!"

It was just her screaming that alarmed the back kitchen of the restaurant, but just as they opened the back door to investigate the situation, a certificate was stuck in front of them: "Pest Defense Center Division Six, we received a report that you There were cockroaches on the street, we were there to deworm - we took over here."

The sanitation of their restaurant is not very up to standard, so the person walking in the front retreated subconsciously and closed the door tightly.

This time, K, who was an employee of the sixth office of the Pest Defense Center, turned his head and said to D: "Remember not to eat at this restaurant."

D understood, but looked at the situation in the alley with his head, and said in a daze: "K, did you shoot?"

K said: "No."

D was not particularly sure: "That's not me either."

K immediately withdrew his slightly complicated gaze from D, and then looked at the victim and the "gunman" in the alley, but only met the victim's terrified face, the "gunman" was squatting down and researching what he had swallowed. Angry Christian.As for why K is so sure, especially when the alien pretending to be the handsome guy on Earth didn't get headshot?That's because the Christian would eat the heart as soon as he saw it, and it didn't make sense to let the two hearts dangle happily in front of him while he was alive.

"It turned out to be a humanoid coat." Without changing his face, Lin Ning picked up the alien's burst "skin" with a dagger, and found that it was a humanoid coat, which means that the aliens put on a suit in order to do as the Romans do. A humanoid suit, and the material of this humanoid suit is very special, at least it is very elastic. You must know that the original head of this alien is several times larger than that of a human being. As far as the whole body is concerned, it can also hold There are several ordinary humans, but he could fit into this humanoid coat, and the stretchability is not bad. "Considering that he tore the coat without hesitation, it is impossible for him to leave 'naked' later on. This shows that this humanoid coat at least has the function of self-healing."

Woman: "...you, who are you?"

Lin Ning tilted his head to look at K who was walking towards him with no expression on his face, and D with gray hair behind him, "Hi."

K: "Hi."

D sighed and said, "Are you a new member? Z is getting more and more limitless, and even recruited a child."

Lin Ning: "...I'm not a child." This is an absolute truth. Although she looks like a minor and can be called a girl, telling her actual age scares people to death.

cough.

K sneered at this: "Oh, of course you are not a child, you are a little Beibi who has not yet been weaned, and you don't even have the minimum ability to recognize danger."

The woman who was almost buried under the mouth of the alien said weakly: "You may not believe it, but she killed this monster."

K: "...ma'am, I have eyes, and I can see."

K added another sentence: "By the way, this is not a monster, this is a Christian. When I see other creatures, I can't move my heart, and I have to eat them before I stop."

woman:"…………!!"

K glanced at the dying Christian lying on the ground, and saw that his right chest was pierced, and he couldn't help but look at Lin Ning, who was holding a dagger stained with green blood, "How do you know that his weakness is on the right chest? ?”

Lin Ning replied truthfully: "His body language told me."

K raised his eyebrows: "Then tell me what my body language tells you."

Lin Ning said in a calm manner: "I won't talk about the most obvious part. The unobvious part is that you know me. I mean, you recognized me when you first saw me. Think it has something to do with my hacking into part of your database earlier - you found my profile. Did that Shar Pei help? He followed me yesterday."

K: "...He didn't say he was a stalker."

Lin Ning said, "And his tracking skills need further training."

K: "...Little girl, listen, I'm not chatting with you, you're a criminal now, and you just admitted it yourself."

Lin Ning said innocently: "I just want to know who erased my 3-minute memory, Mr. Mysterious Agent of the mysterious organization." I still have to cover up the fact that I am Tiao Jiao.

K opened his mouth, and originally wanted to ask her how she realized it, but after thinking about it, he figured it out, so he took out the communicator without saying a word: "Z, we have a little trouble."

Little Trouble Ning: "...Are you going to kill us?" She said exaggeratedly, and even looked at the woman who was acting as a melon eater with deep meaning.

The woman immediately yelled: "What! I don't want to die!"

K: "..."

D: "..."

·

Of course MIB will not kill the witnesses, they will just erase their memories, just like K erased the woman’s memory this time, and added the memory: “Your boyfriend ran away with other women .”

Afterwards, MIB's special service team came to clean up the mess, that is, to pack the body of the heart-eating Chrisman, and erase the evidence at the scene of the crime, and at the same time erase the memories of potential witnesses. Unfortunately, if the mobile phone or camera takes pictures, it will also be washed away.At the same time, the work of the secret service team is not only that, they also have to master various skills such as repairing the lawn and changing trash cans. Like the last time in the park, they had to eradicate and disinfect the saliva of the alien Kester, and at the same time restore the park to its original state , It can be said that they are worthy of the secret service team.

Regarding their other necessary skills, I will talk about them in detail later. Let’s talk about Lin Ning, who was brought into the MIB headquarters for the crime of endangering network security.The pitcher plant was not put into the universe by her sleeve, but she still carried it with her, and her mobile phone was also on her body, but the White Queen did not show her figure, and since she entered the range of the MIB headquarters, she did not take the initiative to Make any action, and silently act as Lin Ning's solid backing.

Speaking of the MIB headquarters, its "bunker" is the Bridge and Tunnel Authority. After entering the gate, there is an agent R who is also wearing a black suit. His superficial job is to sit on a small bench and read newspapers.When K and D brought Lin Ning in, they greeted them calmly, and joked, "Today is Family Day?"

The grandfather-like D chuckled.

Lin Ning: "Well, K is my stepfather."

K: "..."

R: "...I was just joking."

Lin Ning: "Then I am too."

K: "..."

R simply lowered his head and continued to read his newspaper and his door.

After saying hello in this way, they entered the elevator, and Lin Ning hugged the pitcher plant tightly to prevent it from adapting to the descending speed of the elevator.

D misunderstood and thought she was afraid, so he said, "Don't be nervous, Z will ask you a few questions later, and then you won't remember anything tomorrow." There is no problem that amnestics can't solve , and if so, do it again.

Lin Ning: "No."

K twitched the corner of his mouth: "Little calf."

Lin Ning: "..." Is she going to say "old scalper"?

Fortunately, the elevator stopped at this time, and when the elevator door was opened, the lobby of the MIB headquarters was in sight.There is not only the reception (or waiting station, which is nothing more than a spaceship ride) for aliens entering and leaving the earth, but also the observation room of MIB, which is the center of their work, led by the twin waves (Blblup ) and Bu (Bob) are responsible.These twins are aliens. Their whole body tends to be green. Each has several tentacles, but only one eye, which looks like a corolla. And their IQs are very high. It can be said that they are the smart stars of the MIB. The defense system of MIB, and responsible for filtering various information of MIB can be seen.

Lin Ning only had time to glance around, and K said blankly, "The interrogation room is here."

Lin Ning wasn't nervous: "So you're the one in charge of the bad cop role?"

K denied it confidently: "No, Z is."

Then they entered Z's office and met Frank who hadn't left yet. Frank, the Shar Pei star, could finally speak human words: "You were arrested so quickly."

Nepenthes, who had been silent all this time, let out a "woof".

Everyone looked at Frank, and Frank said angrily, "Although I look like a dog, I'm not a real dog. How can I understand it? Well, well, I can understand dogs. But only for English-speaking dogs, I thought all dogs on the planet spoke English, and this dog obviously doesn't."

Nepenthes: "..."

That's right, Nepenthes can't understand English. When I stayed with Lin Ning and the White Queen, they both spoke Chinese, but after meeting outsiders, Lin Ning began to speak English. Nepenthes The whole dog was confused, and now it is even more confused.Lin Ning stroked its dog's head, and smoothed its fur, so that it gradually recovered.Nepenthes condescendingly looked at Frank, who was just a dog monster who couldn't transform into a dog demon, and didn't think there was anything wrong. It patted Lin Ning on the shoulder to show its superiority.

Frank, who declared that he is not a dog, is envious. He also wants to find a shit-shoveling officer!

Z said bluntly at this time: "Frank, you can go."

Frank: "...Yes, sir."

When Frank left, D also left together, so after the office door was closed, only Lin Ning, K and Z were left holding the pitcher plant in the entire office. Z looks a little younger than K, who has wrinkles on his forehead, but he also doesn't have much expression, and Z looks very authoritative at first glance, he points to the chair in front of the desk and asks Lin Ning to sit down , "Ms. Wood, we have a lot of questions for you, but before that, do you have anything you want to ask us?"

Lin Ning asked without hesitation, "What material is the humanoid coat made of?"

Z was taken aback: "What?"

K said next to it: "It was designed by the Aquilines, and the raw materials used came from their planet."

Z reflected on it. In the past, the newcomers who came to the MIB headquarters basically suffered a wave of shock and reorganization from the previous three views, but now they have reorganized themselves, so there is no need to come back to the previous one. Set up.Thinking of this, Z cleared his throat: "So how do you know it's from Chris?"

"I didn't know beforehand," Lin Ning said honestly, "It's just that compared to his female partner's signature body language of sexual impulse towards him is dilated pupils, he doesn't have this body language, he is more like hungry , swallowed saliva three times in ten seconds, and according to his external body shape, his weight should be around 180 pounds, which is not enough for him to step on a soda can into thin slices. And even with hunger and thirst I can't bear it, I can't wait to find a hotel to open a room, it shouldn't pay attention to having sex in the back alley of a restaurant, but it's very secluded and no one comes and goes, it's very suitable for things other than sex."

Z couldn't help coughing twice more.

Lin Ning kept his eyebrows fixed: "Does the word 'making love' bother you, sir?"

Z: "..." You are still a child!