Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

Sooner or later, a food delivery truck rolls over from the house behind him.

I saw three worms pushing the food delivery car, and there was another worm hidden in the food delivery car. They were still wearing ninja suits, shouting: "Kill—"

Then, it hit the Zerg Queen's waist all of a sudden, knocked the Zerg Queen back, and the Worm King in her hand was also thrown aside.

Lin Ning: "..."

Nepenthes: "......!!"

Lin Ning cut into the communication with K: "K, it can be frozen."

Then he threw a Nepenthes at the Zerg Queen who had recovered from the bewilderment. The Nepenthes opened its bloody mouth and swallowed her like it would not allow the Zerg Queen to resist.

Worm King: "!!"

Worms: "!!"

Another big bug: "Her Majesty—"

Lin Ning picked up the belching Nepenthes, and gestured "OK" to the downstairs. K then gave the order, and then the whole building will be frozen.Lin Ning looked back at the worms, "Which one of you wants to give a ride?"

Nepenthes lay on Lin Ning's shoulder, looking at them with deep eyes.

Now even the worm king obediently leaned over. Lin Ning tugged at her tie, and there was a parachute bag behind her. Several worms grabbed her ankles and flew down from the top floor of the Queen Victoria Hotel.After they landed safely, the four worms who were already immune to the pitcher plant immediately forgot the fear of being dominated by the pitcher plant, and surrounded the king of worms one after another. : "Thank you, my children."

"you are welcome."

"Unless you insist."

"If you have to thank us, the best reward is—"

"All-day coffee privilege." x4

Worm King: "I'll give you a jar of mayonnaise."

"What?" x4

The worms were able to face the Zerg Queen directly for coffee. Now that their hopes were lost, they turned their backs on one side. They rushed over and hugged Lin Ning's thigh, and then looked at the pig cage with endless expectations. Cao: "You can talk to our majesty the king, for the sake of saving his life, let him be kinder."

Nepenthes looked deeply at the Worm King, and then burped like a Zerg Queen.

Worm King: "... If you intercede for the four of them, then it's not impossible for me to grant them privileges."

"Yay!" x4

J came over at this moment: "Where's the Zerg Queen?"

Lin Ning: "She hasn't been digested, if you must know, J."

J: "...Suddenly I want to ask her what it smells like?"

Lin Ning: "Wait for the Zerg to give birth to the next queen, and she will come to the earth to lay eggs, then you can have a chance to taste it." The Zerg has only one queen. After the death of a queen, the remaining Zerg will be It will evolve independently and produce a new queen, but that's all for the future, and Lin Ning thinks that the death of this Zerg queen on the earth will remind the remaining Zerg. "But if you can't wait, I know there is a restaurant that offers a whole insect feast. I can give you the order number."

J: "...No, no need!" He didn't speak so harshly yet.

Lin Ning didn't continue Amway, she just touched the belly of the pitcher plant, raised her head and said to J: "I have to rush back to the laboratory, and I have to do a detailed inspection of the pitcher plant."

"I'll speak to K."

Lin Ning nodded, took the pitcher plant with him, got on the flying motorcycle, and flew towards MIB.This time there was quite a commotion, but the Secret Service would make sure no one would remember, of course, the last time about Ham Sculling was an exception.

And when Lin Ning left with his flying motorcycle, King Worm heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that he would not visit Earth again.

·

Lin Ning is still quite worried about the pitcher plant. You must know that it eats four small bugs a day, plus a Zerg queen. This is its usual food intake for nearly a month. A little too much.

Fortunately, it turned out that there was nothing wrong with the pitcher plant, it was just drowsy, and this was also proved to be a normal phenomenon after eating. Lin Ning was relieved after repeated confirmation.

And this time the Nepenthes battle against the Zerg Queen, although it can be hidden from the earthlings, it cannot be hidden from the aliens living in New York.They spread the news in private. Even Frank, the informant of MIB, was harassed by many aliens, all of them were asking about pitcher plants. Frank even went to MIB specially for this reason. complain.

Lin Ning: "Why do I feel that you are radiant, Frank? Are you secretly proud that you have become the focus?"

Frank: "...how? They affected my business!"

Lin Ning: "Okay, but I think the heat will subside soon, and then you won't feel too much trouble. As for your business being affected, let me speak to you on behalf of Nepenthes." Excuse me, is there anything you want? I can give you a new coat."

Frank scratched his heart and lungs: "Jealousy makes me sick!"

Lin Ning spread his hands: "But think about it again, Nepenthes gave up being the king of the Xibo people for me."

Frank: "So what is it?"

Lin Ning slightly raised his eyebrows: "What? Are you going to switch careers to be a gossip reporter?"

Frank: "..."

After dismissing Frank, Lin Ning turned around and was called by Z.

Lin Ning: "What happened, sir?"

Z sighed: "The Alien Committee put pressure on me to send an alien agent over."

Lin Ning: "Don't say they make a fuss about the identity of the pitcher plant."

Z: "...That's not true, it's just that they use alien technology to make a fuss. If I don't agree with the agent they sent, they will ban MIB from using alien technology. And this agent sent is from Jidan The planet, code-named X, I read his file, he is a senior agent with countless awards."

Lin Ning: "Don't say you want me to partner with him."

Z: "...You don't expect to go out to work? You are old enough now."

Lin Ning: "I don't mind going outside, but my partner candidate list is White Queen, Nepenthes, K and J. It doesn't include other people, and I think you should take a good look at X, sir. File, if it is what you said, how could he be sent to us? Of course, it is not ruled out that he is a local fan." How should I put it?In Interstellar, the earth is a global village, and it is still a remote village. To be transferred from the planet Jidan with a higher level of civilization to the earth, to some extent, it cannot be said to be a promotion.

Z: "His resume looks pretty good."

Lin Ning was thoughtful: "Maybe this is the problem."

Z:"?"

Lin Ning analyzed: "His resume is very beautiful, which shows that he has real talents and practical learning, but he was sent to the earth by the Alien Committee, which only shows that he is not as beautiful as his resume. Capable, but also capable of causing headaches. To deal with such an agent, if you have to accept him, I suggest you let K come to him as a partner and tell him to be a good man. I believe that within a week, he will Get rid of a lot of bad habits, and when you send other agents to be his partners, it will get twice the result with half the effort."

Z: "After all, you just don't want to partner with him."

Lin Ning: "Yes."

Z: "...you give me a headache too."

Lin Ning: "Do you need me to provide you with special medicine, sir?"

Z: "...No need, let's go."

Lin Ning: "Okay, sir."

Just waiting for Lin Ning to take two steps outside, Z stopped him: "Wait a minute, take a good look at X's file and confirm your conclusion." It seems that Z is planning to adopt what Lin Ning just mentioned There is a plan, that is to say, let K teach the new alien agent X to be a police detective in black.Lin Ning nodded, and submitted a detailed analysis report to Z after half an hour. Z's mouth twitched for a long time after reading it, and finally he could only accept his fate, and this is why when Lin Ning walked out of the laboratory Come out, the main reason for going out with J partner.

At the same time, the White Queen was in charge of dispatching at the MIB headquarters, and the pitcher plants followed out.

J was very depressed. He sat on the passenger seat and complained, "I thought it would be my turn to drive this time." As long as K was around, he never touched the car keys.

Lin Ning: "Why?"

J: "My car is older than yours?"

Lin Ning: "Oh." She didn't care much, because she didn't give up the driving right to J, but stepped on the accelerator and drove the car out of the parking lot.

J: "...I heard that the new X is a thorn?"

Lin Ning nodded: "That's why Z assigned him to K as a partner at first."

J: "..."

After a while, J silently asked, "Does your sentence mean anything?"

Lin Ning didn't speak, just gave him a smile back.

J: "..."

Having said that, they are going to Hollywood this time.Three extraterrestrial actors disappeared during filming one after another. The current responsible P of the agency sent a message for help to the MIB headquarters. Z assigned this task to Lin Ning and J. They will be responsible for finding out the real culprit behind the scenes, and Help find those three alien actors.

J was interested, technically, in Hollywood.

Along the way, he talked about the movies he had watched, the songs he loved, the stars and directors he liked, and the Hollywood scandals he knew.Lin Ning occasionally said something, which was enough to make J depressed: "I thought at your age, you would be more interested in stars than I am."

"Guess how many of your favorite stars and directors are aliens, J?"

J: "...I just know that Steven Spielberg is, and so is Cindy Crawford, who else?"

Lin Ning sighed: "I think it's better for you not to know."

J: "...You mean there are far more aliens who come to Earth to be famous than I know, right?"

Lin Ning: "That's almost what it means."

J: "Can this still make people chase stars?"

Lin Ning shrugged.

They soon came to the well-known Hollywood, came to the agency, and found their current person in charge, P.The three missing alien actors belonged to P. Lin Ning took the photos of the three of them, and at the same time asked the White Queen to call up their files in the database, then looked down.

J: "E, do you have anything to say?"

"I want to hear your opinion." Lin Ning casually said while reading the information.

"Me?" J took out his professionalism as a New York policeman and analyzed it: "The three of them are all your clients, and they disappeared almost at the same time. Are you sure they found a better way out?"

P quickly denied: "No, no, they are all professional actors, and they are shooting big productions now."

J guessed again: "Security error?"

P shook his head: "Impossible."

J thought for a while and said, "Is that done by insiders? You must know that only insiders will know their alien identities, and they can subdue them quietly."

P: "This?"

Lin Ning propped his cheeks and said, "Can you give me a list of your clients?"

P frowned: "You think my client did it?"

Lin Ning replied: "I can't promote the impreciseness of terminology."

J squinted over: "That's it."

Lin Ning shrugged.

P was a little speechless, but still gave Lin Ning a copy of her client list, and sent them out of her office with a good voice. After J came out, he asked Lin Ning: "What should we do next? P has ten clients. Do we want to visit them one by one?"

Lin Ning put his hands in his trouser pockets: "What would you and K do at this time in the past?"

"Go to an informant to find new clues," J said, his eyes widening. "Wait, do we have an informant in Hollywood?"

Lin Ning: "Would you like to take a look?"

J was very excited: "Of course!"

The pitcher plant is less interested, and more interested in its surroundings.Lin Ning picked it up and said, "Let's go to Beverly Hills." Beverly Hills, as the most famous city within Los Angeles, has the world's most upscale commercial street, and also gathers many Hollywood stars and celebrities from other fields .This time Lin Ning drove J to a mansion. When they entered, the owner of the mansion was on the phone by the swimming pool: "We have a talking penguin, and Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones , this movie will definitely be popular, I promise!"

J suddenly exclaimed: "Graeme Prince, the producer of "The Addams Family". Want to talk?"

Lin Ning: "No."

J looked at the beauties next to the pool again: "That's just right, I prefer dealing with beauties."

Lin Ning: "I have to tell you, they are just plastic people, J."

J: "......??"

At this time, another voice came through: "So I don't let them go into the swimming pool, it's too much work to dry them." J looked down the source of the sound, and saw a pink poodle, and it was say.

J: "...the Frank of Hollywood?"

Poodle: "My name is Francis."

Lin Ning: "We are here to find the missing actor. Tell us who you think is the suspect, Francis."

Poodle: "Let me try." It thought for a while and gave it a name, "Space Monster."

Lin Ning nodded: "Thank you for your help, Francis."

J came out in a daze: "I feel even more that I won't be able to chase stars properly in the future, and what space monster, I saw a movie starring it when I was young, it turned out that it was a real alien, but it became popular After a few years, I didn’t make any more movies after that.”

Lin Ning added: "The three alien actors who disappeared this time, two of them have the same style as the space monster back then, but they are now popular, and the other alien actor once said bad things about the space monster. This news It even hit the headlines."

J: "You also think the space monster is the murderer?"

Lin Ning: "Let's visit him first."

As a former alien actor, Space Monster is now living in a miserable life. He can only live in a low-end apartment, but the apartment is full of posters of the movies he once starred in, as well as the awards he won at that time.When J mentioned the three missing extraterrestrial actors, he was obviously angry, thinking that they stole his popularity, and when the space doll show was on TV, the space monster was even more angry, He is very dissatisfied that Cosmic Doll can only show cuteness, but can gain high popularity, while he is obviously more powerful, but he can only be so angry that no one will remember him anymore.

And the Cosmic Dolls are also P's clients, they are three cute dolls, at least they look like that.

After another conversation with the space monster, J is more sure that he is the murderer. "He has the motive to commit the crime, but also has the ability. He is also P's client—your expression tells me that you don't think so, E."

"Space Monster does seem to have a motive, and he seems to be irritable, but he is a very proud actor, and he is not allowed to use such a means of making his opponent disappear in order to get him a chance to star in the movie again. " Lin Ning paused and said again: "The crew of the second missing alien actor is kept secret. With the space monster now abandoned by P, it is impossible for him to know the address through P. That is to say, the murderer is Now he is a popular alien actor, he is very popular with P, he can know the location of the filming that is kept secret, and I don't think he will arouse P's suspicion."

J is dubious: "A popular alien actor? For what?"

"I'm not sure yet, but I studied P's client list, and if I'm not wrong, the space monster will be the next victim, and he's the same type as the three previously missing alien actors." Lin After Ning finished speaking, he contacted the White Queen: "Honey, where is the space monster now?"

The White Queen: "Trackers show he just left his apartment."

Lin Ning turned his head and said to J, "Let's follow."

As it turns out, the space monster is indeed the next victim, and it's everyone's favorite cosmic doll who wants to kill them.As for the reason?It can only be said that the cosmic dolls who advocate friendship and peace think that the other three alien actors who always play violent roles in the movies will have a bad influence on other people, which is inconsistent with their views, so they decided to get rid of them.

But when the truth was revealed, the cute cosmic doll still had an innocent face, which made J shudder.So much so that when they left Hollywood and returned to New York, J still had lingering fears: "They are so cute, but they became murderers. Do their fans know that they have such a cruel side?"

Lin Ning asked back: "Are you serious about asking me this question? Even we ourselves have our own inconsistencies."

J: "...You left me speechless."

After a while, J asked abruptly, "Is Will Smith an alien? I heard the plastic man Graham Prince mention him. He is my favorite black actor."

Lin Ning: "...No." You must know that in the "Men in Black" series of movies that Lin Ning had watched before, J was played by Will Smith.

J: "What about Tommy Lee Jones?" This is the actor who plays K.

Lin Ning: "...No."

J: "Leonardo DiCaprio?"

Lin Ning: "You guess?"

J: "...I don't guess, just tell me."

Lin Ning: "Well——" She was about to tell J when Z's communication came over, and he had a new task for the two of them to complete, and when they completed the new task, J would basically Forgot all about Hollywood.

For the next week, Lin Ning and J partnered to do tasks until X was almost trained by K. X is indeed not so rebellious anymore, he and J can coexist peacefully, the two of them even went out together once, and it was completed without any risk.Lin Ning realized the problem. After all, it was unreasonable for Z to let X and J, who had overlapping attributes, do tasks together, but K was still happy with their partner, unless K was ready to retire.

Lin Ning frowned. She was going to ask Z directly, but she didn't expect that K was also in Z's office, staring at the computer in front of Z.Lin Ning also followed, and saw the words "MIB" appear on the computer screen, and the narration came out: "Agent Smith and Agent Jones are not ordinary agents, and the criminals they want to catch are not ordinary criminals, they are Detective in black, protecting Earth from cosmic villains."

Lin Ning: "..."

Z:"…………"

K: "..."

The picture on the computer screen is still going on, I saw Will Smith in a black suit and Tommy Lee Jones talking, Agent Smith said: "What should we do now?"

"Don't worry, we have foreign help," Agent Jones said.

Then the camera turned, and four worms dressed as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles jumped out: "Reinforcements are here!"

"And our boss!" The four of them pointed back, the dog in the red cape was flying like a superman, and he was wearing sunglasses.

Lin Ning: "..." She boldly guessed that it was a pitcher plant.

"Bang!" This is the sound made by Z pulling out a gun and piercing through the display screen, and then Z roared angrily: "Worms——!!!"