crazy girl

When he came back from work in the evening, Su Mingge stopped Cui Xiaofeng at the door, and warmly asked her to have a cup of tea in the house, thanking her for sending her off in the afternoon, Cui Xiaofeng looked at her vigilantly, "What's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing. It's not normal for our neighbors to visit each other?"

Su Mingge dragged Cui Xiaofeng into the room, and handed her a bench, "Sit casually, don't be too polite, it's not really good tea, last time I went to the supply and marketing agency to weigh a few ounces of tea foam, we have been neighbors for so long, and there is no official I have visited your house. Is your health okay? I know there is some unpleasantness between us, but these are all misunderstandings. Today I just want to sit down face to face with you and untie the knots in my heart, so as to save myself from worrying about small things in the future. uncomfortable."

"Okay, then you can explain it." Cui Xiaofeng sat upright, waiting for Su Mingge to continue.

Su Mingge was stunned for a moment, and then said: "What was wrong with me before, you don't remember the villain, shall we shake hands and make peace?" Su Mingge touched Cui Xiaofeng with his tea bowl, Cui Xiaofeng hesitated, looked After drinking Su Mingge, I drank it down in one gulp.

"Well, let's pretend that the previous incident never happened. In fact, I, I never blamed you!" Cui Xiaofeng lowered his head and twisted the corner of his clothes, looking a little strange.

At this time, several calls came from the next door: "Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng... Where is the crazy girl?" It was Aunt Cui who called her.

"My mother told me, I should go back." Cui Xiaofeng got up, and a weird thing happened, the bench she was sitting on was firmly stuck to her buttocks, "What, what's going on? You, you lied to me again!"

"It deserves it!" Su Mingge smiled and bent over, "Let's see if you dare to bully me? You know that I have blood blisters on my hands, and you still put salt in my water basin. You put that mouse in it, right?" , don’t let you see how powerful I am, do you think I can be bullied by you!”

Cui Xiaofeng tried his best to squeeze the bench stuck to his butt, but it didn't work. He yelled anxiously, "Su Mingge, I shouldn't have believed you, you are a big liar, my mother is right, you are not a good person at all, It's because I'm short-sighted, and I've been cheated by you time and time again, so get out of here quickly!"

"I can't do it, unless you take off your cotton trousers and go home naked."

"Big liar!" Cui Xiaofeng cried anxiously, leaning on the bench on his buttocks, and limped out, fortunately her house was next door, if she walked around the streets with this thing, it would be a shame!

Su Mingge stuck to the wall to listen to the movement of Cui Xiaofeng's house, and sure enough, Aunt Cui yelled angrily: "Damn girl, what kind of fool are you doing?"

"Why is the bench sticking to your ass? How many times have I told you, you careless bastard, you are not allowed to go to that surnamed Su. You just don't have a long memory. Let's see if I won't beat you to death today!" As he said, There was the sound of a branch being whipped against him.

The sound of "唰唰唰" is endless, and Su Mingge's heart skips a beat when he hears it.

Cui Xiaofeng cried and begged for mercy, "Mom, I know I was wrong, so stop beating!"

"Your mother, I have always wanted to be strong, why did I give birth to you, a silly girl who lives on lard!" Aunt Cui seemed to be helping Xiaofeng pull the bench down. What Su Mingge smeared on the bench was special glue brought from the city, unless Cut it with scissors, otherwise it won't come off at all.

"Damn, what the hell is this? Why is it so sticky?" Aunt Cui cursed a few words, and then heard Cui Xiaofeng shout: "Mom, you can't wring it. I only have this pair of cotton trousers. If I wring them, how will I go out tomorrow?"

"You go out with bare buttocks! If you don't want to be twisted, you can sit on the bench and sleep tonight!" Followed by the sound of scissors, Cui Xiaofeng's crying became louder and louder.

Su Mingge was so happy to hear it, stupid girl, if you don't let you see how powerful I am, you don't know how many eyes Prince Ma has!

Su Mingge felt a burst of relief, and walked around the yard with his hands behind his back. Based on his observations of Cui Xiaofeng these days, that girl didn't seem to be as cunning as she imagined, and she could even be said to be a little careless.Su Mingge remembered the scene of her snorting and acting silly on the construction site. If he lowered his posture and pretended to apologize to her in exchange for her favor, could he coax her into working for him?

Su Mingge was excited for a while. Unless Cui Xiaofeng was pretending, with her current IQ, it would be more than enough for her to play three of them by herself. Bringing her over to work for him would not only save the daily heavy labor, but might also change his own destiny Track, good idea, just do it!

Just as she was thinking, Sun Xinfang came in with a shovel on her shoulders, "Ming Ge, why don't you go inside, be careful you have a fever again."

"It's okay, Xinfang, go wash your hands quickly, I've prepared something delicious for you." Su Mingge ran into the house and dug out a few potatoes from the stove, which she threw in when she woke up, and they were already baked Well, a fragrant and sweet smell is coming, and the baked potatoes are fragrant and glutinous, which is a good food to satisfy hunger.

"Baked potatoes!" Sun Xinfang wiped her hands, "Where did you get the potatoes?"

"I saw it behind the water tank. When are these potatoes sprouting? Will it be poisoned?"

"It's okay, it's okay, just eat enough, don't care if he is poisoned or not! I remembered, this was brought by Xiaofeng when we first came here. At that time, we didn't know how to cook. Xiaofeng sent us a dustpan of potatoes Eat it roasted, and you are jealous that she is trying to seduce Zhao Linan."

The two ate around the fire with their hands and mouths full of ashes, but their hearts were very satisfied. When people are poor, the threshold of desire is also very low, and a few sprouted baked potatoes can also bring great happiness.

Sun Xinfang fell asleep after eating baked potatoes, Su Mingge tidied up and was about to lie down, when suddenly she heard a "plop" in the yard, she put on a padded jacket and went out, and saw an object in the middle of the yard, it was the bench taken away by Cui Xiaofeng , A piece of earth blue cloth was stuck on the bench surface, and there was white cotton wadding on it, which seemed to be left when Aunt Cui twisted the cotton trousers. Cui Xiaofeng said that she only had this pair of cotton trousers, what would she wear tomorrow?

On the second day of work, Su Mingge got up without Sun Xinfang yelling. The two rushed to the construction site. Su Mingge looked around and found that Cui Xiaofeng hadn't come yet. Could it be that he didn't have cotton pants to ask for leave?No, Mrs. Cui is a well-known iron rooster in eight villages, and she will not let her daughter delay earning work points.At this time, Su Mingge saw a red figure approaching from a distance, it was Cui Xiaofeng, she was still wearing the cotton trousers from yesterday, also, rural people are good at sewing, Aunt Cui must have mended it for her last night Yes, Su Mingge heard a burst of laughter from the crowd, a short and fat woman pointed to Cui Xiaofeng's buttocks and said: "Yo, Xiaofeng, what's wrong with your cotton pants, you're so big that you still pee your pants!