After rebirth I became the tyrant's little white lotus

Although Emperor Wu and Bai Miaoren were in the summer palace, as the emperor, His Majesty still had a lot of papers that needed to be approved on a daily basis.

Especially after the appearance of bamboo paper, the booklets became convenient and easy to carry, so even Emperor Wu had to bring half a carload of booklets when he came to the summer palace for vacation.

"Your Majesty, you have worked so hard!"

Bai Miao propped her chin, her feet were dangling, sitting on the arhat table and eating fruit, a pair of jade-colored eyes fell on Emperor Wu from time to time, full of concern, but also a little bit of gloating.

"Did Miaomiao practice her calligraphy today?" Emperor Wu asked plainly.

Although she took Bai Miao out to relax, she couldn't do nothing completely, so Bai Miao chose to write big characters among the three options of martial arts, writing and practice.

"Of course!" Bai Miao answered easily, with a hint of pride, "I've already finished writing today's words, unlike His Majesty who is still marking..."

"That's right." Emperor Wu nodded, "After I finish reading these, I'll go and see if your writing has improved."

"There must be," Bai Miao said confidently.

He swallowed the grapes in his mouth, walked up to Emperor Wu with clogs on his feet, tilted his head and looked at the zhezi.

And Emperor Wu also put down his hand in cooperation, leaving enough space for the little guy beside him.

"So long……"

Bai Miao Nene.

The booklets in Emperor Wu's hands were all folded with bamboo paper, and a book was about two fingers thick. Although the bamboo paper itself was rough, it could still write ten or twenty pages with the thickness of two fingers.

As for the words on the paper, it would not be an exaggeration to say that they are petite characters, they are densely connected into one piece, and occasionally a few small dots can be seen in the middle for dividing and punctuating sentences, but they completely fill the entire notebook like this.

"You're really dizzy looking at this!" Bai Miao raised her hand and pulled out the folder in Emperor Wu's hand, her brows furrowed involuntarily.

The excerpts presented by the courtiers are all in italics, with densely packed characters and standard fonts. It is visually exhausting to read just one or two pages, let alone these ten or twenty pages?

And with just a few glances at Bai Miaoqian, he saw that a lot of the content in it was either fake, flattering, or just a running account.

From the beginning, "the wind is beautiful and the sun is beautiful, and the wind is smooth. After eating in the morning, I watched the golden splendor of the day, and then I thought about it. I thought about your majesty. I wrote this fold." Flickering, there is a sign of purple air coming from the east, the minister will think about the might of His Majesty before taking a rest, and he is deeply moved, I hope loyalty will be the master, and the soul will be overwhelmed." Yunyun...

In short, in dozens of papers, this kind of accounted for [-]% to [-]% of them. The whole article is nonsense, flattering, and the journal is like a primary school student writing an essay. Where to go to the toilet should also be clearly stated.

This messy content made Bai Miao feel irritable after reading a few pages, not to mention that Emperor Wu had to read all of it, it would be strange if Emperor Wu had a good temper in such a life!

Moreover, perhaps under the influence of the previous dynasty, Dayin's memorials are used to praising the emperor's brilliance and prowess, and nine out of ten of the ministers' memorials are all kinds of flattery. A flattering machine without emotion, nothing but boasting.

Even though Emperor Wu did not handle certain things well, the scriptures would continue to praise him in terms of his appearance and military strength. Over time, Emperor Wu could only treat some of the content of the scriptures as fart!

"Your Majesty is the pillar of Dayin, who is wise and mighty and intimidating, and we follow him faithfully..." Bai Miao read it out with a smile.

"Hahaha they are so good at boasting..."

Emperor Wu was helpless, he pinched the bridge of his nose, "I can't find the point in these excerpts, every sentence is nonsense."

"Indeed..." Bai Miao read through the end in a general way, only to realize that the last line of the excerpt mentioned a serious matter - there was a small flood in Jiangzhou, and disaster relief was needed.

The whole story is flattering and a serious matter, there is no one like this.

"It's too time-consuming to read," Bai Miao frowned, feeling that these ministers are very bad!

Tu Xiuting said: "This is barely a tradition passed down from our ancestors, and they have always been like this."

"Then it's better for your Majesty to directly stipulate the number of words in the excerpt!" Bai Miao always wanted to make Emperor Wu relax.

A brochure can explain things clearly with at most two or three hundred words. If so, why bother to write more than ten or twenty pages? Who doesn't have a headache when reading it?

"That's really good."

Emperor Wu nodded, even he himself didn't want to look at the smelly and long booklet, as if it was an old woman's foot wrap.

But the problem has arisen again. Even if Emperor Wu promulgates the decree that stipulates the number of words in the book, there will always be some stubborn people who are unwilling to obey, and even use this to accuse Emperor Wu of breaking the rules of the ancestors. It also became a hassle.

"Kill chickens to scare monkeys?" Bai Miao asked back.

"Yes." Emperor Wu nodded.

For some courtiers in the court, killing chickens to warn monkeys is the best way, but how to kill "chickens" and how to respect "monkeys" has become a new problem.

Emperor Wu squinted his eyes in dissatisfaction, thinking that being an emperor was too troublesome, "The problem of the length of the zhezi really needs to be rectified, but those ministers who objected at the beginning cannot be cut off directly."

Although Tu Xiuting is a tyrant, he is not stupid, and it is still clear which is more important.

"You don't have to see blood..." Bai Miao weakly retorted.

From the days spent with Bai Miao, Emperor Wu could also see that the little Lianhua from his family was a pure-hearted person who didn't like blood, and he was almost two extremes with Emperor Wu, but fortunately, Bai Miao would not alienate Emperor Wu because of this.

As for Emperor Wu, facing Bai Miao is also wirelessly tolerant, unless he has to, he will indulge the little guy's petty capriciousness and pampering.

"Seeing blood is the fastest and most effective method." Emperor Wu said in a deep voice, but he only explained simply, "If Miao Miao thinks it's not good, then that's all."

"The length of the excerpts should be changed, I just don't think it is necessary to kill people for it."

"Okay, I'll listen to you."

Emperor Wu stroked the top of the boy's hair, and suddenly asked irrelevantly, "Is the back of your body still used to it?"

"What?" Bai Miao was puzzled.

"It's the one wrapped in ointment..."

Before Emperor Wu finished speaking, Bai Miao covered his mouth with his hands, "It's okay! It's okay!"

It's okay if Emperor Wu didn't say anything, but when he mentioned it now, Bai Miao immediately felt an unprecedented sense of foreign body between his buttocks, cool and slippery, as if it was about to slip out.

"Really?"

Tu Xiuting raised his eyebrows, and slapped Bai Miao's butt twice with his big hand, "Did you use it well?"

Originally, Emperor Wu wanted to personally put the medicine jade into Bai Miao's body, but the little guy was very shy, except for the first time in the hot spring, Bai Miao did it by himself in the next two days.

Emperor Wu felt sorry for this for a long time.

Bai Miao didn't know what Emperor Wu was thinking in this moment, he could only hold his little butt and wriggled in embarrassment, "Your Majesty! I'm not young anymore, you can't spank my ass like this anymore! How is it proper?"

"What is it?" Tu Xiuting laughed out loud, and felt that Bai Miao not only kept him in his heart, but also just grew on his laughing hole, that is, the days when he knew Bai Miao Here, it was the first time in more than [-] years that Emperor Wu laughed so frequently - not a sneer, but a real, heartfelt joyful smile.

"Miaomiao, I'm decency." Emperor Wu touched the boy's frizzy little head, like stroking a ripe watermelon, and even tapped it lightly with his fingers, "It's getting more and more painful. gone."

Pain, love pain.

Bai Miao pouted, what can he do?Being pampered by others, after a long time, even if he wants to stick to the bottom line in his heart, but the sugar-coated shells are fired without money, he is just a weak and helpless little lotus flower that can eat, what can he do? manage?In this case, you can only lie down and enjoy!

"They're all ducklings."

Emperor Wu tapped the young man's shuidudu mouth with his fingertips, and held him upside down in his arms, "It's been a bit heavier these days."

"Of course, since I practiced martial arts, I can eat and sleep, so it's strange if I'm not heavy." In front of Tu Xiuting, Bai Miao became more and more no big or small, and those small white eyes were turned out to be different. The amorous feelings made Emperor Wu find it very funny, but he couldn't get tired of it no matter how he looked at it.

"The flesh is firm."

Emperor Wu touched Bai Miao's lower abdomen through the thin clothes. At first, there was a layer of soft flesh on it, which was like a layer of small waves that could shake slightly. If the little guy ate too much, there would still be It bulged up into a lovely arc, trembling when touched by Emperor Wu's big rough palm, every time Tu Xiuting saw it, he wished to knead him in his arms and ravage him well.

It's a pity that Bai Miao is ticklish, as soon as Emperor Wu moved, he would laugh so hard that he would fall into Emperor Wu's arms, swaying in all directions, without a trace of immortality, just like that exiled immortal who had fallen into the mortal world, without the slightest airs However, Emperor Wu still likes it tightly.

As for now, since Bai Miao started practicing martial arts, the soft flesh on his lower abdomen has been disappearing day by day.Right now, that layer of soft waves has grown into a promising little muscle, tightly attached to Bai Miao's waist and abdomen, it feels smooth to the touch, and the mermaid line can be seen faintly.

Although Tu Xiuting was disappointed that he would not have a soft belly in the future, but it cannot be denied that Bai Miao's tight belly is just as easy to touch now.

In short, no matter which one, he couldn't put it down.

Bai Miao lay in Emperor Wu's arms, let the other party touch his stomach, but laughed "giggle" again, it was obviously itchy, but he didn't struggle to resist, but laughed into a red ball.

"Really..."

Emperor Wu had no choice but to let go of his hand first, and pulled the crooked little guy into his arms and hugged him well.

This little lotus can always find a way to make him soft-hearted and indulge, but he himself is willing to do so.

Bai Miao groaned and groaned, although he was a little tired from laughing, but in the end he was served by a man himself, why not do it?

It can only be said that Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, and one was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer. As for who Zhou Yu was and who Huang Gai was, it may not be clear for a while.