Uncle Iceberg's Road to Collapse

"Okay, okay...don't worry so much anymore!" Haotianjing, who had just turned into a mirror, now returned to the appearance of a humanoid child.Haotianjing dug out a few photos from the box and distributed them to Qu Yao and others. Haotianjing urged: "Hurry up and start planning, Jing Yiyuan is right below, hurry up and change clothes to get ready! Their first meeting It's about to start, gentlemen, please take your seats..."

"I only have one thing, can I not lick my collarbone?" Tranquility Zhou said bitterly.

"No way! Think about your dead sister-in-law! Do you still want to be a deserter at this juncture?" Hao Tianjing was angry: "Not only do you have to lick, but you have to lick it smooth and full, and you have to be careful! You have to be all-round and multi-angle. Show this lively scene! Interpret your rascal image plumply and perfectly!"

"..."

"Where's Xiaosan?! Where's Song Chunshui?" Hao Tianjing was like the head of a theater troupe, ordering every actor who was about to appear on stage one by one.

"For a while, you have to show your strength, your savagery, and your domineering! You only love the appearance of the little dragon boy! So when the little dragon boy is taken over by the bully, you have to show an attitude that only cares about yourself! When the little dragon boy is rescued by the hero , you have to step forward to fight again! You have to show desire!"

"I just have one thing." Song Chunshui narrowed his eyes expressionlessly and said, "If this little dragon boy was a girl, Jing Yiyuan might have rescued her. But according to the current situation, Jing Yiyuan might not be able to save her. 'He' right!?"

Haotian Jing was silent, and finally said with deep sorrow: "Everyone, please do your best. Whether this matter can be achieved or not, I'm afraid I will have to depend on God's will!"

"Wait!" Qin Yutang was stunned: "Why can't I understand, what exactly are you guys going to do? One set after another?"

"I can't explain that much, senior sister, just stay in the room, and I will explain it to you in detail after we are done!" Qu Yao said.

Qin Yutang was full of questions, but finally swallowed them back.

……

That night.

The West Mountain is green, and the East China Sea is vast.

Tonight is so quiet and peaceful, the sea tide beats against the coast under the moonlight, the starlight reflects on the sea surface, and sprinkles a little bit of fragmented light. There are several giant ships docked in the distance, and they seem to be asleep at the moment.

On the reef of the beach, there was an extremely handsome young man lying on the rock. He was wearing a brocade jacket. At this moment, all the corners of the clothes were soaked in the water, looking wet.The young man seemed to be in a bad mood, his throat was hot from scolding just now, so he raised his head and drank a jug of stuffy wine, then threw the jug into the sea casually, lay on the reef with his arms on his head and looked up at the starry sky.

These few days, Tantai Zonglian didn't do any serious business, he just took Jing Yiyuan to visit the mountains and rivers in Penglai.Jing Yiyuan couldn't succeed in seeking alchemy, and he was depressed, so even if it was a fairy-like place, he didn't have the heart to appreciate it.At this time, the political situation in the DPRK and China is changing, and I don't know what the situation will be after I go back.What's more, not only seasickness, but also allergies...

As long as the thirteenth prince touched the animal hooked to the sea, pimples would immediately appear on his body.If Jing Yiyuan was asked to eat a sea fish, Jing Yiyuan would be able to pass away directly... However, Penglai is located in the sea, and food such as lobster and sea cucumber is as cheap and worthless as steamed buns, pickles, and big balls of porridge...Penglai disciples suffer from Qingxiu , so eating abalone and lobster every day is no different for them from eating braised vegetables... However, Jing Yiyuan can't eat seafood due to allergies, so Tantai Zonglian can only let him eat noble and high-end porridge ...Jing Yiyuan watched the crowd of Penglai disciples gnaw on the lobster, but he could only choke on the precious pickles and extravagant hard steamed buns that had long since gone across the ocean... The two envied each other, hated each other, and suffered... Looking at each other's food, they sighed with jealousy.

"Prince! It's night, and the tide will rise in a while! Go back to sleep?" The old eunuch, wearing a coat, shouted loudly on the beach in the distance.

"Get lost, don't bother me, please be quiet!" Jing Yiyuan said.

The old eunuch quickly retreated, not daring to call again.

Jing Yiyuan drank a little too much tonight, and the sea breeze was in full swing. He rubbed his temples, and felt dizzy before his eyes, and a nauseating feeling came over him... The hard steamed buns in his stomach were mixed with the wine, making him sick very.Jing Yiyuan sighed, thinking that it was almost time to go back and rest.

At this moment, Haotian Jing had recovered its human form, and hid with Qu Yao and others in the woodshed far away, watching the old eunuch return.

There was no one on the shore, it was very quiet, and the lights in Penglai Palace were completely extinguished, except for the enchanting barrier outside the palace, everything was so silent, the world seemed to have fallen asleep.

Suddenly, a man's coquettish voice pierced the night sky...

"Ah~~~ What are you... what are you going to do?" It was a voice that squeezed its throat hard, and there was a trace of deepness and roughness that could not be removed in its weakness...

"Hehe, little lady, you can't run away today..."

The voice was emotionless, stiff and dry, not like a bully molesting a good woman, but more like a master of ceremonies giving a eulogy at a funeral.

Jing Yiyuan rubbed his eyes, but he saw a figure in the mist, clutching his clothes and running around on the beach, a man behind him was chasing him, but the man seemed not motivated.The person running in front seemed to have seen Jing Yiyuan on the rock, and began to shout for help with his throat full of excitement and excitement: "Officer, save me, save me...I've been molested by bullies..."

Qu Yao is hiding behind a big tree not far away, and he is trying to guide Bai Qiuya's movements. In Qu Yao's plan, when Bai Qiuya is being chased, he should "rotate like a breeze blowing flowers, revealing his white thighs." And delicate skin, the beautiful body looming under the white plain gauze, every gasp exudes fear and desire..." However, when all these pictures entered Jing Yiyuan's eyes in a realistic manner... everything changed ...

Jing Yiyuan on the reef was full of confusion, the sea breeze blew his usual smooth hair into a mess like a pile of kelp soaked for four or five days, but he didn't care about that at all, he looked at the one in front of him without blinking. People... He was just running away and calling for help, but he was still turning around... His strong thighs were exposed, and under the white gauze was a whole body of flesh... As he turned around, the white hakama towel also floated up, and underneath it was an obscene Pants... Jing Yiyuan squinted her eyes and looked there for a while...

It's twice as big as myself! ! !

"You don't need to turn so many times! Just turn it once! Do you think you are a spinning top!!!?" Haotian Jing broke down and shouted in Bai Qiuya's ear through sound transmission: "Your brain is Chentangguan!? Let Is it flooded?"

Even after drinking, he can still recognize that the man running in front is a man, how blind this bully must be, male and female are not distinguished, and the prey being chased seems to be sick, running in circles... Jing Yiyuan was dumbfounded I froze, not knowing what happened...

"No! Hurry up! It's not enough to stimulate Jing Yiyuan!" Hao Tianjing said through voice transmission: "Tranquility Boat! Hug Bai Qiuya! Remember to hug him in front of Jing Yiyuan! Yes! Start your obscene actions!"

Tranquility Zhou's heart skipped a beat, and his face wrinkled together.He looked at Jing Yiyuan with a painful expression, only to see that the prince was still stunned like a duck listening to thunder.

Then the thirteenth prince Jing Yiyuan, who was stunned next, saw an even more miraculous scene.

I saw that "thug" grabbed the man who was running away in front of him less than ten feet away... But seeing that thug had a painful expression on his face, he tore off the man's collar, his strong chest muscles were like jade carvings, Reflecting the pale moonlight...

Tranquility Zhou struggled for a long time, but still couldn't get out of the mouth... Bai Qiuya struggled emotionlessly, and kept shouting, "Officer, help me..." That side Jing Yiyuan's face became darker and darker, and he sat on the rock In the dark night, his expression was unrecognizable, but he didn't seem to have the intention of stepping forward to rescue him...

The scene was at a stalemate for a moment, and Haotianjing shouted desperately from the side: "Kiss! Lick! Stimulate Jing Yiyuan! Come on, come on!"

Tranquility Zhou lowered his head tremblingly, sticking out his tongue...

The crowd was passionate, and countless pairs of eyes were fixed on the two of them!But at this moment, a huge wave hit him straight!Immediately took pictures of Jing Yiyuan's whole body in water!Jing Yiyuan swayed and almost fell into the sea... Qu Yao took a closer look and was shocked!Under the water behind Jing Yiyuan are several gleaming silver sea jellyfish, lingering in the sea!I'm afraid that the Jiao clan can't wait for their "daughter-in-law".

At this time, another wave came over!Tranquility boat slipped under the feet of the waves, and immediately flew into the sky with the sword!Tranquility Zhou looked at the monstrous waves in a daze. He had been in Penglai for so many years, and he had never seen such high waves in the shallows!When Jing Yiyuan became unstable, he was washed into the water by the waves...

Bai Qiuya is from the Jiao family, and he knows water well, so he immediately turned around and threw Jing Yiyuan into his arms. Jing Yiyuan realized that he had fallen into someone's arms, so he opened his eyes in pain.

Under the moonlight, there is a pair of red-golden horns.

He looked up again, and it was a delicate face beyond words. As a prince, Jing Yiyuan had seen more beauties than others, so that's the case, when he saw this face , he was still stunned for a moment.

That kind of indistinguishable beauty, pure and clean.

He immediately realized that his behavior was too rude, so he turned his face away from looking at Bai Qiuya.Bai Qiuya frowned, bit his lips, and asked softly: "Did you just... have your heart moved for me?"

Jing Yiyuan was taken aback.

The tide came and went, and the dangerous waves piled up, but he couldn't hear anything.

Jing Yiyuan thought of the funny scene just now, he looked into those blue eyes, there was anxiety, sadness, and boundless heaviness in his pupils...

But there is no attachment and love.

Jing Yiyuan knew what that look looked like, so he remained silent without answering.

"I just want to ask you this, I don't care if you are a man or a woman, or what, you have ever been attracted to me, this is really important to me..."

Bai Qiuya forced his face to turn to himself.

He is not a dragon who will force others to do something forcibly. He grew up on the bottom of the sea since he was a child, and what he has heard most since he was a child is "responsibility", "burden" and "obligation"... these words, he knows that if he fails to repay his favor this time What will happen to the Jiao clan and the entire clan? Bai Qiuya’s actions just now were done according to Qu Yao’s plan. He has no idea what human beings like. He has read that rough plan countless times. He also practiced those stupid moves hundreds of times under the sea.But these already extremely clumsy seductions are done by an ignorant dragon, which seems childish and ridiculous.Bai Qiuya hated himself for being helpless, but there was nothing he could do.

But the next second...

Everyone only heard a "wow..."——

Jing Yiyuan vomited.

The scene was deadlocked again, the sea was surging, and Jing Yiyuan was holding on to the big rock, throwing up in the dark.

"Is this scene so exciting?" Qu Yao asked Haotianjing in a daze.

"I don't know..." Haotian mirror said.

"Is it true that Mr. Lang has never been tempted by me?" Bai Qiuya asked sadly and angrily when the matter was over.

"I don't know if I'm tempted or not. It's really disgusting..." Song Chunshui, who was eating melons and watching the show, whispered.

However, at this moment, there was a long cry of the conch from Penglai Palace... Qu Yao was startled, and dozens of golden lights shot out from Penglai Palace!After a closer look, they are all Penglai disciples flying from Yujian!

"We've been discovered! Quick, get out of here!" Song Chunshui shouted.

The situation was urgent and he didn't care too much, Bai Qiuya quickly took out a snakeskin bag from his bosom, and poured out a bunch of small beads, Bai Qiuya stuffed one in Jing Yiyuan's mouth first, then handed it to Qu Yao : "Quick, this is water-avoiding beads, each of you..."

"This?" Qu Yao rubbed his hands and smiled apologetically: "Since you have successfully acquired Jing Yiyuan, we won't play with you in this East China Sea, right? You husband and wife... Uh no, just go as husband and wife Well... after all, the road is far away..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a deep shout from the sky!

"Don't be so presumptuous! How dare you go ashore and make trouble when you live at the bottom of the Eastern Sea!?"

Qu Yao trembled, and looked back, only to see half of the night sky illuminated by a piercing golden light in the dark sky, and the long sword under his feet was like a golden lotus in full bloom, and even the sea was sinking like ink, which could not conceal its brilliance.

Tan Tailian.