The Celestial Master of Time Traveling

The male ghost ignored Zhuang Xian and swallowed the piece of meat.Seeing Zhuang Xian staring at him intently, the male ghost couldn't help but smile: "Is it not enough to eat one piece? Do you want to become a bunch of skeletons, Heavenly Master?"

"My flesh and blood are inherently attractive. Maybe it's because you are a ghost that you don't feel a stomachache." Although Zhuang Xian was in extreme pain, he looked calm on the surface, as if the one who was cut was not himself at all.

The male ghost showed a sneer and didn't want to answer the conversation. Instead, he picked up the girl and prepared to eat.

"Did you eat all those wives you married?"

"This ghost king doesn't need a wife, but women's meat is very fragrant. Since human beings want to fulfill their wishes, they have to sacrifice delicious food. Her age is also a bit old, and the best food is over 12 years old and under 16 years old. "

The male ghost unbuttoned the girl and smelled it repeatedly on the upper neck: "Good sandalwood, so many chemicals must be added."

"More than that? This is a college student who likes to eat fast food. What she ate was a mess because there were too many things. The hamburger uses shredded chicken, which is not as good as the free-range chickens in the past."

He could tell that this male ghost was picky about food, Zhuang Xian rolled his eyes and thought of a way to save him.

"Although you can eat more than pigs, but she doesn't grow meat, it means that she has hyperthyroidism inherited from her ancestors. Three meals a day, at least two are takeaways, how much waste oil and other messy things are in it, you don't know It's..."

"Hyperthyroidism?" The male ghost hurriedly opened the girl's eyeballs and examined them carefully. "It's so stupid. That old woman promised me that she would dedicate her niece who often worked in the fields to me, but she kidnapped a junk food-eating grown-up from outside to fool me!"

"That old woman is so worthless! You should remember to inspect the goods next time, the disease comes from the mouth, so don't eat indiscriminately." Zhuang Xian pretended to agree.

The more the male ghost thought about it, the more worried he became, so he hurriedly interrogated Zhuang Xian: "By the way, what did you eat before you came here?"

"Spicy strips." Zhuang Xian made a memorable expression, "Pickles, beef burgers, egg yolk pie..."

"I'm ashamed to say she's a pig, but I think you're just a food grinder." The male ghost became more and more nervous as he thought about it, "You didn't eat healthy food either."

Zhuang Xian pouted: "But junk food is delicious...you don't understand how much those foreign devils love spicy strips..."

"Stop talking... your stomach hurts!" The male ghost was already clutching his stomach and rolling on the ground. "You're the real junk food. No...you're a bioweapon..."

"It seems that this acacia flower is still useful to you." Zhuang Xian took out the currency detector that he had prepared earlier, "Would you like to disinfect it for you?"

Since this guy is such a picky eater, then continue to disgust him with foods he doesn't like.Zhuang Xian never sticks to the method of catching ghosts, as long as he can subdue ghosts, that is the best method.

He had thought before that what he was going to face might be a troublesome guy. Zhuang Xian also heard from the farmers in this area that there was a ghost who was very afraid of acacia flowers, so he ate a big bowl raw and rushed over.

"Would you like to make scented tea to beautify your face?" Zhuang Xian held up the banknote detector, "The ultraviolet lamp has been worn out, so I'll let you use this banknote detector."

There is no ghost who is not afraid of the sun, the male ghost hurriedly covered his eyes and tried his best to dodge: "Don't come here!"

"Acacia shower gel, you deserve it." Zhuang Xian stood up with difficulty, holding a thermos cup.

He pointed at the male ghost's head and poured water into his clothes: "Take a bath while it's hot to avoid catching a cold. Come, acacia flower talisman water boy pee scented tea, an extraordinary enjoyment."

The male ghost was forced to swallow a big mouthful, and several big bubbles burst out of his tongue immediately, and he choked to tears: "You are really despicable! Under normal circumstances, as a celestial master, shouldn't you use the routine procedure? You are not afraid Can't get along in the world of celestial masters in the future?"

"There's no need for moral restraint to deal with someone like you." Zhuang Xian grabbed the male ghost's long hair, "No matter how advanced your skills are, in the end you can only be wiped out."

The male ghost's clothes had been scorched with several holes, and his whole body was festering.He was writhing in pain, while Zhuang Xian sat aside, slowly applying medicine to the wound.

"A fair fight, a celestial master of your level can't beat me at all!" The male ghost's face was severely distorted, and he stretched out his festering hand, accusing Zhuang Xian. "I have no grievances with you, why do you want to kill me?"

"You use innocent girls as food to satisfy the evil thoughts of human beings. You have violated the rules of heaven. Executing evil spirits is to do justice for heaven. As a celestial master, I have a duty to do so." Zhuang Xian meditated through luck, and the piece of meat quickly disappeared. grow back.

After he fully recovered, he slowly walked into the male ghost and inserted the mahogany sword into his heart: "We didn't harm Min Xiangjun. She was killed by Zhou Yong."

"That bastard Zhou Yong dared to lie to me..." The male ghost fell to the ground, unable to move anymore. "The blood contract I used to control my subordinates has no effect..."

"You can only use terror to control your subordinates. You, who have no leadership charisma, are doomed to betray all relatives."

Zhuang Xian squatted down and looked at him.

"You originally thought that you could use Min Xiangjun's beauty to control Zhou Yong, but you didn't know that Zhou Yong, that peerless scumbag, had opened his mouth before."

"What exactly do you want to say..." Half of the male ghost's body had already started to mist, and he was about to disappear soon.

Zhuang Xian explained patiently: "Min Xiangjun fell in love with Zhou Yong, and was deceived by him with sweet words, and the blood contract was lifted. In fact, there is no loyal one under you. And you yourself are just a pitiful creature being used by others. "

"When I was alive, I was just an inferior person bullied by everyone... I never thought that I would be just a puppet after death..." The male ghost had only half of his head left, and he cursed unwillingly. "I want people in the whole world to lose their happiness..."

"Your mana has disappeared, and the curse has no effect."

Zhuang Xian stuck a yellow talisman on his forehead and stood up slowly.

"A tragic fate is not a reason to persecute others. I will help you get rid of your resentment. I will find that scumbag who cheated on you in the previous life. But you must be scattered. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded. arrive."

But the male ghost suddenly felt that he was bathed in warm sunshine, his family seemed to be by his side, and he had never been hunted down by that woman.

Jiang Yuxuan finally opened his eyes: "Brother Xian..."

Zhuang Xian hurried over, lifted him up carefully, and told him to sit down by himself: "Xuan'er, you're finally awake. Are you still feeling uncomfortable?"

"That life was really pitiful. I only loved one woman in my life, and I didn't hesitate to break up with my family because of her. In the end, I found out that that woman was already married. In order to get close to him, use him, and pretend to love him. If it's not needed, kill him immediately His whole family..."

Leaning in Zhuang Xian's arms, Jiang Yuxuan watched the male ghost slowly disappear.

"But this is not the reason why he persecutes girls all over the world. The only one who owes him is the poisonous woman. Those girls who disappeared for no reason, aren't their parents sad? The children who have been brought up with great difficulty cannot be sent to ghosts. eat."

Gently rubbing Jiang Yuxuan's head, Zhuang Xian's eyes were as gentle as water, but his tone was very firm.

"If we hadn't been prepared, maybe you would be the one who disappeared. What should I do if you are gone?"

"I will never leave Brother Xian." Jiang Yuxuan put his arms around Zhuang Xian's shoulders, "Aren't we a match made in heaven? You treat me the best in this world and can tolerate everything about me. I won't be like that Stupid to leave you."

Gently scratching the bridge of Jiang Yuxuan's nose, Zhuang Xian touched his forehead and looked at him affectionately: "Xuan'er..."

"Ah!" Cheng Xiaoxiao's scream came, and the two quickly separated: "What happened again?"

"You want to play with color?"

"Go away, girl in the corner." Zhuang Xian quickly pushed Cheng Xiaoxiao away.

Cheng Xiaoxiao still stretched her neck to glance at them, Zhuang Xian had no choice but to find a silk scarf and cover her eyes: "Hurry up, don't watch around here!"

"Brother Yuxuan, have you two met more than once?" Cheng Xiaoxiao didn't give up watching, and ran back when Zhuang Xian let go.

Quickly pushing her in the opposite direction, Zhuang Xian said in a deep voice, "Shouldn't you send your clients back to their hometown for burial? There's no way to send them off after dawn."

"Almost forgot." Cheng Xiaoxiao finally remembered to do something serious, but she didn't forget to wave to Jiang Yuxuan and the others on the way back. "Hundreds of years together!"

"Get out!" Zhuang Xian didn't welcome this big candle at all, and his face was full of disgust.

But the big candle still blesses: "Bring a precious son early!"

"Shut up!" Jiang Yuxuan gritted his teeth, because he couldn't reach Cheng Xiaoxiao, who was running far, and punched Zhuang Xian on the back beside him.

Shouting exaggeratedly on purpose, Zhuang Xian looked at Jiang Yuxuan pitifully: "I'm innocent!"

Seeing that the other party ignored him, he put his arms around his waist again, and fumbled from the waist up and down with one hand dishonestly.Before reaching the neckline, Jiang Yuxuan grabbed his wrist.

"Xuan'er, I'm just helping you catch mosquitoes..." Being caught, Zhuang Xian quickly put on a smile.

With a backhand twist, Zhuang Xian let out an "ow", and Jiang Yuxuan rolled his eyes at him: "With our current cultivation, will mosquitos dare to approach?"

Zhuang Xian was deflated, and carefully pulled out his hand, aggrieved: "Baby hurts."

"It deserves it." Jiang Yuxuan rolled his eyes again, but still gently kneaded his wrist. "The more I think about it, the angrier I get..."

"Xuan'er, how can you not be angry?" Zhuang Xian still couldn't see that Jiang Yuxuan was in a good mood, but he couldn't help but want to take advantage of it.

Being caught by Jiang Yuxuan again, he could only squat down while pinching his ears: "Xuan'er, can't I help myself..."

"I think it's good to change once in a while." Jiang Yuxuan suddenly smiled at him, "If you are willing to change with me, I can forgive you."

Zhuang Xian blinked innocently: "Xuan'er, what does this mean?"

"Still pretending." Jiang Yuxuan lifted his chin and poked his cheek. "I want to be a husband!"

The author's gossip: Zhuang Xian has a flexible mind and will not fight recklessly in the face of a strong enemy. He will find ways to resolve the crisis, and his unique charm is not to follow the routine.