The Celestial Master of Time Traveling
Chapter 203 Burning into a Ghost, Killing the God Stick [Part 1]
"In this case, I will clearly mark the price." Zhuang Xian looked at the magic stick, "The big head will be offered by fellow Taoists."
"But..." The magic stick never thought that he, who insisted on taking money and not spending it, would encounter such a problem.
Zhuang Xian glanced over, watching helplessly as the magic stick was dragged away by the ghost.
The magic stick could only hug the telephone pole, with a mournful face: "Fellow Daoist! If you have something to say, talk about it! How much, we can talk about it afterwards."
"That's good, leave a written proof." Zhuang Xian threw out a blank piece of paper, "Fellow Daoist, write it down."
"But it's too late..."
Jiang Yuxuan smiled gently, with a considerate look on his face: "It's too late, fellow daoist, write on time."
He secretly scolded the two of them for being too sloppy, but in order to save his life, the magic stick could only fix himself with his legs, and had to turn his body sideways to avoid being bitten by the ghost: "I can only try my best...Fellow Daoist, at least get this guy away!"
"Alright." Zhuang Xian made a concession, waved his big hand, and a dart hit him. Li Gui hurriedly dodged, but the magic stick almost won the lottery.
The magic stick wailed: "Brother, don't play like this!"
"Please write carefully, so as not to deny the account." Zhuang Xian played with his fingers with a very gentle tone.
"I'll write!" The magic stick had no choice but to write obediently. "I am willing to pay the price according to the price that fellow Taoist said."
"That's right." Zhuang Xian became serious and threw out the yellow talisman. "The holy talisman will come out immediately, and the ghosts will disperse! Hurry up like a law!"
The rain of darts hit directly, and Li Gui could only catch the melon-eaters on the side as a shield.Zhuang Xian could only quickly change the direction of the dart rain, causing Li Gui to look for an opportunity to escape.
"Brother, can you do it? The negative energy has not dissipated at all..." The magic stick still had a mournful face, pulling Zhuang Xian's cuff.
"Fellow Taoist has a high level of cultivation, I think brother Xian should not disturb other people's practice." Jiang Yuxuan still smiled kindly, brushed away the claws of the magic stick without any trace, and held Zhuang Xian's hand instead. "Let's go, or the crepes will be sold out."
The magic stick was almost on the ground, and bowed to Jiang Yuxuan to beg for mercy: "Handsome guy, you can't do this. We are all in charge of exorcising ghosts, so can't we work together? As long as you are willing to help, how much money is really not a problem."
Jiang Yuxuan smiled but said nothing, only glanced at Zhuang Xian.
"Well..." Zhuang Xian just wanted to make a fortune, and of course he didn't want to give up the opportunity to make money.
But Jiang Yuxuan coughed lightly from the side, and he didn't dare: "Fellow Daoist, the poor Taoist has little talent and learning, and the poor Taoist can't do it against that kind of ghost!"
The magic stick is even more convinced that Jiang Yuxuan is the key to his breakthrough: "Handsome guy! You are so handsome and cool, how can you refuse to save yourself? As long as you nod, the ghost will really be finished. It is so beneficial to the country and the people. The handsome guy doesn’t think it’s another kind of…”
"I'm just passing by." Jiang Yuxuan spoke softly and smiled kindly, absolutely not embarrassing anyone. "I can't deal with ghosts."
"Impossible, handsome guy is the best."
"The ice cream has melted." Jiang Yuxuan curled his lips and looked at Zhuang Xian. "It's so expensive, we can't eat it anymore, it's so miserable."
"I'll buy it for you!" Shenzhu hurriedly shouted, "It won't fit in a refrigerator."
"Eating so much ice is not good for your health." Zhuang Xian quickly persuaded, "Xuan'er, let's eat pasta."
Grabbing them quickly, the magic stick shouted: "Master, don't leave! I'm treating you."
"That's not good, is it?" Zhuang Xian pressed down proudly, with a calm expression on his face. "We met each other once, and we can't ask fellow daoists to spend so much money."
Jiang Yuxuan was about to get wet wipes: "That's right, you don't get paid for nothing."
"You have made great contributions!" The magic stick stood in front of him, "Daoist, handsome guy, you saved the country and the people, and saved all sentient beings..."
"I'm sorry, I'm not a monk, and I really don't have the ability to save sentient beings." Zhuang Xian remained calm, holding Jiang Yuxuan's hand. "Excuse me, we're very hungry."
The magic stick turned on the dogleg mode, took out a new towel, and helped Jiang Yuxuan wipe the cream on his hands: "Handsome guy, you look so handsome and smile so beautifully, you must be very soft inside."
"You don't know, he's really fierce." Zhuang Xian blinked innocently, and slapped the damn pig's hand away, and didn't forget to wipe his hands repeatedly with a wet towel afterwards. "Ten major tortures in the Manchu Qing Dynasty, understand?"
"Hehe." Shenzhu smiled awkwardly, "Master really knows how to joke."
Li Gui appeared again, he had already found that Zhuang Xian and Jiang Yuxuan were not easy to deal with, so of course he only attacked the magic stick.
Feeling the cold on his back, the magic stick immediately called for help: "You two don't play with me anymore, no matter money or food and drink, I'll take care of it!"
"Not ninety-eight, not ninety-eight, but ninety-nine." The number given by Zhuang Xian doesn't seem to be high. "Friend Daoist, do you want to think about it?"
Jiang Yuxuan kindly reminded: "Think carefully, Daoist."
Shen stick has no time to think so much now: "Yes! Save me, please!"
"The price has already been written." Zhuang Xian threw out a yellow talisman, and the data appeared in midair.
The magic stick looked disillusioned: "Isn't it? The price is calculated according to the second? How can I..."
One leg was pulled by a ghost, and the magic stick was forced to do yoga.He was originally hard-boned, but now he was almost scrapped, and tears came out: "God still won't save me? I'm going to die!"
"It's ready now." After Jiang Yuxuan's sword energy passed, Li Gui's arms were cut off, and he wailed in pain.
"With the holy talisman in hand, evil spirits and ghosts have nowhere to hide!" Zhuang Xian burned another yellow talisman. "Zhu Rong Shenhuo, all ghosts and gods will be destroyed!"
Li Gui wailed in pain, piercing his eardrums.The legs of the people eating melons were weak, and they sat on the ground slumped, unable to even scream.
"Thank you, brother!" The stick was finally safe, and quickly hugged Zhuang Xian's thigh. "The price is really not negotiable?"
Jiang Yuxuan raised his eyebrows: "Is the Taoist priest planning to eat the promise?"
"Okay, okay, I'll pay." The magic stick could only admit it.
"By the way, the priest wants to invite us to dinner." Jiang Yuxuan took Jiang Yuxuan's hand. "What are you going to eat, Brother Xian?"
"Isn't Xuan'er planning to buy new clothes? The Taoist priest is so generous, how about..." Zhuang Xian looked at the magic stick kindly, "It seems that we are not kind enough?"
"How can it be? You see that the long legs are weak, let's send him to the hospital first?"
The magic stick couldn't take it anymore: "Although I can do it well, I know that it's useless to send this kind of problem to the hospital! Stop playing with me, you two, and quickly give me a method to exorcise evil spirits. It doesn't matter how much money you have!"
"Thank you very much." Zhuang Xian immediately made a lot of requests, but the magic stick reluctantly agreed.
Although a lot of money was stolen from the magic stick, it also helped him exorcise the evil spirits, and the people who ate melons also recovered and dispersed.
"Xiao Liu, you are so generous." After shopping all afternoon, until it was dark, Zhuang Xian took Jiang Yuxuan's hand and patted Shengu on the shoulder. "Paupers like us have never seen so much money. Xiao Liu, you are very good at making money."
This magic stick is one year younger than Zhuang Xian, and now he is carrying big and small bags in his hand. He has grown so big, and he has never bought so many and such expensive things.But he couldn't express his suffering, so he could only smile awkwardly. The thing was too heavy, and his smile gradually twisted.
"Liu Daochang, we are really honored to have you as a friend." Jiang Yuxuan also boasted to him, "I heard that in this line of work, you have to talk to people and talk to people, even if you don't have ghosts, you have to be called It has ghosts."
"Handsome guy, don't say that." Xiao Liu was even more depressed when he was told of a deceptive trick. "Can't Daoist Zhuang rely on his red mouth and white teeth..."
"Huh?" Zhuang Xian raised his eyebrows.
The magic stick faltered instantly, Zhuang Xian's strength was at the crushing level for him.He didn't dare to offend someone, if he cheated on him again, he might confess.
"Zhuang Daochang is really capable, he is a master among masters." He smiled wryly, but he could only please. "It's just me, with so many things, I really can't take them anymore."
His original intention was that he didn't want to buy it, but he couldn't beat either of these two people.I can only be so cautious, hoping that the other party can understand.
Jiang Yuxuan nodded, expressing his understanding, and immediately made an online appointment for a moving truck: "It's okay, I have a solution. This moving truck will stop at the end, and the price will be fair."
"Let's go, it's getting dark, and it's time for us to pay homage to the Wu Zang Temple." Zhuang Xian smiled gently and helped the driver and Xiao Liu to put all the things on the truck.
Xiao Liu wanted to cry but had no tears, so he could only hold back and squeezed out a smile: "Okay, two great gods, let's eat."
The two directly ordered a high-end restaurant, and it's not like Xiao Liu has never been to it in the past.
But at those times, it was others who begged him. Although he was a liar, he ate other people's food and asked a lot. The other party had to agree to all his requests in order to drive away ghosts and save his life.
The restaurant is still the same restaurant, but the moon outside is not round, the waitresses are not beautiful, and the food is terrible.
The most tragic thing is that the two guys who extorted money from him, sitting in the top seat, showing affection and eating nonsense, brought him a double blow.
Xiao Liu is now like an abandoned puppy or cat, squatting pitifully in a box in the corner, hoping that someone can provide him with a nest, even if there is no delicious food, it is better than freezing to death.
The more he thought about it, the more wronged he became, and Xiao Liu couldn't eat anymore, so he put down his chopsticks and began to cry softly.
"Aren't we going too far?" Jiang Yuxuan lowered his voice, "He doesn't have a dime left."
"Who told him to swindle money professionally? It's not that the previous family couldn't hire reliable people. It was he who used means to drive away the one who had some skills, which was considered an indirect harm."
Unmoved, Zhuang Xian continued to pick out fishbone for Jiang Yuxuan.Of course, he wouldn't be so stupid as to say it out loud and be discovered by Xiao Liu.
"We haven't eaten well or slept well these days, and Xuan'er has lost weight again."
"Brother Xian has worked harder these days, drinking fish soup." Jiang Yuxuan helped him fill a bowl of mullet soup.
The soup is white, with goji berries and gray dates to replenish qi and blood, turmeric to warm the body, green fungus to purify blood vessels, and freshly picked cotton lotus root and white lotus seeds. .
Zhuang Xian only felt extremely happy: "You feed me."
"But..." The magic stick never thought that he, who insisted on taking money and not spending it, would encounter such a problem.
Zhuang Xian glanced over, watching helplessly as the magic stick was dragged away by the ghost.
The magic stick could only hug the telephone pole, with a mournful face: "Fellow Daoist! If you have something to say, talk about it! How much, we can talk about it afterwards."
"That's good, leave a written proof." Zhuang Xian threw out a blank piece of paper, "Fellow Daoist, write it down."
"But it's too late..."
Jiang Yuxuan smiled gently, with a considerate look on his face: "It's too late, fellow daoist, write on time."
He secretly scolded the two of them for being too sloppy, but in order to save his life, the magic stick could only fix himself with his legs, and had to turn his body sideways to avoid being bitten by the ghost: "I can only try my best...Fellow Daoist, at least get this guy away!"
"Alright." Zhuang Xian made a concession, waved his big hand, and a dart hit him. Li Gui hurriedly dodged, but the magic stick almost won the lottery.
The magic stick wailed: "Brother, don't play like this!"
"Please write carefully, so as not to deny the account." Zhuang Xian played with his fingers with a very gentle tone.
"I'll write!" The magic stick had no choice but to write obediently. "I am willing to pay the price according to the price that fellow Taoist said."
"That's right." Zhuang Xian became serious and threw out the yellow talisman. "The holy talisman will come out immediately, and the ghosts will disperse! Hurry up like a law!"
The rain of darts hit directly, and Li Gui could only catch the melon-eaters on the side as a shield.Zhuang Xian could only quickly change the direction of the dart rain, causing Li Gui to look for an opportunity to escape.
"Brother, can you do it? The negative energy has not dissipated at all..." The magic stick still had a mournful face, pulling Zhuang Xian's cuff.
"Fellow Taoist has a high level of cultivation, I think brother Xian should not disturb other people's practice." Jiang Yuxuan still smiled kindly, brushed away the claws of the magic stick without any trace, and held Zhuang Xian's hand instead. "Let's go, or the crepes will be sold out."
The magic stick was almost on the ground, and bowed to Jiang Yuxuan to beg for mercy: "Handsome guy, you can't do this. We are all in charge of exorcising ghosts, so can't we work together? As long as you are willing to help, how much money is really not a problem."
Jiang Yuxuan smiled but said nothing, only glanced at Zhuang Xian.
"Well..." Zhuang Xian just wanted to make a fortune, and of course he didn't want to give up the opportunity to make money.
But Jiang Yuxuan coughed lightly from the side, and he didn't dare: "Fellow Daoist, the poor Taoist has little talent and learning, and the poor Taoist can't do it against that kind of ghost!"
The magic stick is even more convinced that Jiang Yuxuan is the key to his breakthrough: "Handsome guy! You are so handsome and cool, how can you refuse to save yourself? As long as you nod, the ghost will really be finished. It is so beneficial to the country and the people. The handsome guy doesn’t think it’s another kind of…”
"I'm just passing by." Jiang Yuxuan spoke softly and smiled kindly, absolutely not embarrassing anyone. "I can't deal with ghosts."
"Impossible, handsome guy is the best."
"The ice cream has melted." Jiang Yuxuan curled his lips and looked at Zhuang Xian. "It's so expensive, we can't eat it anymore, it's so miserable."
"I'll buy it for you!" Shenzhu hurriedly shouted, "It won't fit in a refrigerator."
"Eating so much ice is not good for your health." Zhuang Xian quickly persuaded, "Xuan'er, let's eat pasta."
Grabbing them quickly, the magic stick shouted: "Master, don't leave! I'm treating you."
"That's not good, is it?" Zhuang Xian pressed down proudly, with a calm expression on his face. "We met each other once, and we can't ask fellow daoists to spend so much money."
Jiang Yuxuan was about to get wet wipes: "That's right, you don't get paid for nothing."
"You have made great contributions!" The magic stick stood in front of him, "Daoist, handsome guy, you saved the country and the people, and saved all sentient beings..."
"I'm sorry, I'm not a monk, and I really don't have the ability to save sentient beings." Zhuang Xian remained calm, holding Jiang Yuxuan's hand. "Excuse me, we're very hungry."
The magic stick turned on the dogleg mode, took out a new towel, and helped Jiang Yuxuan wipe the cream on his hands: "Handsome guy, you look so handsome and smile so beautifully, you must be very soft inside."
"You don't know, he's really fierce." Zhuang Xian blinked innocently, and slapped the damn pig's hand away, and didn't forget to wipe his hands repeatedly with a wet towel afterwards. "Ten major tortures in the Manchu Qing Dynasty, understand?"
"Hehe." Shenzhu smiled awkwardly, "Master really knows how to joke."
Li Gui appeared again, he had already found that Zhuang Xian and Jiang Yuxuan were not easy to deal with, so of course he only attacked the magic stick.
Feeling the cold on his back, the magic stick immediately called for help: "You two don't play with me anymore, no matter money or food and drink, I'll take care of it!"
"Not ninety-eight, not ninety-eight, but ninety-nine." The number given by Zhuang Xian doesn't seem to be high. "Friend Daoist, do you want to think about it?"
Jiang Yuxuan kindly reminded: "Think carefully, Daoist."
Shen stick has no time to think so much now: "Yes! Save me, please!"
"The price has already been written." Zhuang Xian threw out a yellow talisman, and the data appeared in midair.
The magic stick looked disillusioned: "Isn't it? The price is calculated according to the second? How can I..."
One leg was pulled by a ghost, and the magic stick was forced to do yoga.He was originally hard-boned, but now he was almost scrapped, and tears came out: "God still won't save me? I'm going to die!"
"It's ready now." After Jiang Yuxuan's sword energy passed, Li Gui's arms were cut off, and he wailed in pain.
"With the holy talisman in hand, evil spirits and ghosts have nowhere to hide!" Zhuang Xian burned another yellow talisman. "Zhu Rong Shenhuo, all ghosts and gods will be destroyed!"
Li Gui wailed in pain, piercing his eardrums.The legs of the people eating melons were weak, and they sat on the ground slumped, unable to even scream.
"Thank you, brother!" The stick was finally safe, and quickly hugged Zhuang Xian's thigh. "The price is really not negotiable?"
Jiang Yuxuan raised his eyebrows: "Is the Taoist priest planning to eat the promise?"
"Okay, okay, I'll pay." The magic stick could only admit it.
"By the way, the priest wants to invite us to dinner." Jiang Yuxuan took Jiang Yuxuan's hand. "What are you going to eat, Brother Xian?"
"Isn't Xuan'er planning to buy new clothes? The Taoist priest is so generous, how about..." Zhuang Xian looked at the magic stick kindly, "It seems that we are not kind enough?"
"How can it be? You see that the long legs are weak, let's send him to the hospital first?"
The magic stick couldn't take it anymore: "Although I can do it well, I know that it's useless to send this kind of problem to the hospital! Stop playing with me, you two, and quickly give me a method to exorcise evil spirits. It doesn't matter how much money you have!"
"Thank you very much." Zhuang Xian immediately made a lot of requests, but the magic stick reluctantly agreed.
Although a lot of money was stolen from the magic stick, it also helped him exorcise the evil spirits, and the people who ate melons also recovered and dispersed.
"Xiao Liu, you are so generous." After shopping all afternoon, until it was dark, Zhuang Xian took Jiang Yuxuan's hand and patted Shengu on the shoulder. "Paupers like us have never seen so much money. Xiao Liu, you are very good at making money."
This magic stick is one year younger than Zhuang Xian, and now he is carrying big and small bags in his hand. He has grown so big, and he has never bought so many and such expensive things.But he couldn't express his suffering, so he could only smile awkwardly. The thing was too heavy, and his smile gradually twisted.
"Liu Daochang, we are really honored to have you as a friend." Jiang Yuxuan also boasted to him, "I heard that in this line of work, you have to talk to people and talk to people, even if you don't have ghosts, you have to be called It has ghosts."
"Handsome guy, don't say that." Xiao Liu was even more depressed when he was told of a deceptive trick. "Can't Daoist Zhuang rely on his red mouth and white teeth..."
"Huh?" Zhuang Xian raised his eyebrows.
The magic stick faltered instantly, Zhuang Xian's strength was at the crushing level for him.He didn't dare to offend someone, if he cheated on him again, he might confess.
"Zhuang Daochang is really capable, he is a master among masters." He smiled wryly, but he could only please. "It's just me, with so many things, I really can't take them anymore."
His original intention was that he didn't want to buy it, but he couldn't beat either of these two people.I can only be so cautious, hoping that the other party can understand.
Jiang Yuxuan nodded, expressing his understanding, and immediately made an online appointment for a moving truck: "It's okay, I have a solution. This moving truck will stop at the end, and the price will be fair."
"Let's go, it's getting dark, and it's time for us to pay homage to the Wu Zang Temple." Zhuang Xian smiled gently and helped the driver and Xiao Liu to put all the things on the truck.
Xiao Liu wanted to cry but had no tears, so he could only hold back and squeezed out a smile: "Okay, two great gods, let's eat."
The two directly ordered a high-end restaurant, and it's not like Xiao Liu has never been to it in the past.
But at those times, it was others who begged him. Although he was a liar, he ate other people's food and asked a lot. The other party had to agree to all his requests in order to drive away ghosts and save his life.
The restaurant is still the same restaurant, but the moon outside is not round, the waitresses are not beautiful, and the food is terrible.
The most tragic thing is that the two guys who extorted money from him, sitting in the top seat, showing affection and eating nonsense, brought him a double blow.
Xiao Liu is now like an abandoned puppy or cat, squatting pitifully in a box in the corner, hoping that someone can provide him with a nest, even if there is no delicious food, it is better than freezing to death.
The more he thought about it, the more wronged he became, and Xiao Liu couldn't eat anymore, so he put down his chopsticks and began to cry softly.
"Aren't we going too far?" Jiang Yuxuan lowered his voice, "He doesn't have a dime left."
"Who told him to swindle money professionally? It's not that the previous family couldn't hire reliable people. It was he who used means to drive away the one who had some skills, which was considered an indirect harm."
Unmoved, Zhuang Xian continued to pick out fishbone for Jiang Yuxuan.Of course, he wouldn't be so stupid as to say it out loud and be discovered by Xiao Liu.
"We haven't eaten well or slept well these days, and Xuan'er has lost weight again."
"Brother Xian has worked harder these days, drinking fish soup." Jiang Yuxuan helped him fill a bowl of mullet soup.
The soup is white, with goji berries and gray dates to replenish qi and blood, turmeric to warm the body, green fungus to purify blood vessels, and freshly picked cotton lotus root and white lotus seeds. .
Zhuang Xian only felt extremely happy: "You feed me."
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