The next day, Professor Chu got up early in the morning.
Lin Jingyuan hasn't come back from the night shift yet, Professor Chu has nothing to do and plans to wash his clothes first.
This is the task that Lin Jingyuan entrusted to him!
Lin Jingyuan is so kind to him, he must complete the task well!
So Professor Chu rolled up his sleeves and happily picked up the laundry basket.
Lin Jingyuan taught him how to use the washing machine yesterday, and he was eager to try it himself.Just as he was about to pour all the clothes in the laundry basket into it, Guangnao issued a reminder.
"Suggestion: wash underwear and outerwear separately to avoid bacterial growth."
panties?
According to Guangnao's instructions, Chu Shou picked up a small triangular piece of clothing in the laundry basket.
"What's this for?" Chu Shou compared himself everywhere, unable to understand where the clothes were worn.
Guangnao: "This is a kind of underwear." And thoughtfully gave a schematic diagram.
Chu Shou was surprised: "Why do human beings wear so many layers of clothes? It's so hot."
He didn't wear it.
Very cool.
The optical brain could not answer his question, and suggested that he try again after connecting to the Internet.
Professor Chu carefully studied the information that Optical Brain helped him find, and it seemed that he still couldn't understand the meaning of this thing.
I feel that it will be very tight to wear...
Humans are so weird.
Anyway, since the "Encyclopedia of Humanity" recommends washing underwear and outerwear separately, let's do it according to human customs!
Strictly following the instructions, Professor Chu found a clean basin and took out the pair of underwear to wash by hand.
To be precise, it should be called "tentacle washing".
Soon, all the clothes were washed.
Chu Shou conjured up a dozen tentacles, each carrying a piece of clothing, and walked towards the balcony.
Fortunately, the washing machine has a spin function, so there is no water dripping down and staining the floor along the way.
He happily came to the balcony, without needing to use the clothes rail, as long as he stretched out his tentacles, he easily hung up all the clothes.
I'm great!
Looking at the clothes blown by the wind in the sun, Chu Shou was in a good mood.
There is still a little time before Lin Jingyuan gets off work.Professor Chu decided to go online in Lin Jingyuan's room.
This was proposed by Lin Jingyuan.The computer is in his room, and Professor Chu can go in and use it at any time when he is at work.
When he came to Lin Jingyuan's room, Professor Chu saw the computer on the desk beside the bed at a glance.
The computers in the Internet cafe are all with high configuration for games. In comparison, Lin Jingyuan's computer is much more simple.There are no fancy keyboards, and no staggeringly large screens.
It's just an ordinary home desktop computer.
The difference is that on Lin Jingyuan's computer desk, there is a thick and long black stick-shaped object.
"What is this?" Professor Chu picked it up curiously.
Hey, wait, a thick and long black stick-shaped object...
Professor Chu remembered what he had seen in some lingering love stories, and his face burned instantly.
Even the stick-shaped object in my hand became hot.
After the optical brain scan, the answer was given immediately: "This is a microphone. It is a sound collection device."
"...Oh." Chu Shou was embarrassed, "So it wasn't the one I thought,"
To be honest, he actually didn't know what he was thinking about.
Every time "that thing" appears, it will be blocked by the Jinjiang system.So far, Professor Chu only knows what "that thing" looks like and what it is used for, but he doesn't know what it is called.
But looking at the comment section, readers seem to understand...
Skipping this little episode, Professor Chu turned on the computer.
He logged into the trumpet, and found, not surprisingly, that the stats of his "Little Planet" had risen again.
The favorites are close to 1000, and the clicks and comments are also increasing.
It seems that this article continues to be updated, and it is bound to enter v...
Professor Chu sighed.
Forget it, let v be v.Anyway, if you can’t earn the full amount of electricity, after deducting the final income, there will always be some leftovers.
"Little Planet" is not long, and he plans to have 30 words.After all, the article is based on the mother planet and has devoted a lot of emotion and effort. Although he was still full of inspiration when typing, there were endless stories in his pen, but because he wanted to finish this article so much that he finished writing it. When I look back later, I will delete a lot of plots that he thinks are not so good.
After writing [-] words, only [-] words can be left in the end.
Anyway, no rush to update.
In fact, Shou Chu was quite surprised.He still feels that his previous article was able to climb to No. 1 on the list of newcomers, one is because Tunan smashed the top ticket, and the other is the word count advantage.
But now this "Little Planet", the update volume and update frequency are clearly at the average level of Jinjiang, why is the data still rising so fast?
oh.He remembered.
The editor mentioned "metaphysics" to him.
Yes!He still hasn't figured out what metaphysics is!
Professor Chu slapped his head.The last time he went to the Bishui Jiangting Forum, it was to ask what metaphysics is.But in the end, his attention was all attracted by those posts scolding him, and he forgot about the business instead.
But now he still has lingering fears about Bi Shui, and he doesn't dare to go to the forum again.
Professor Chu thought for a moment and had a new idea.
According to the current update speed of "Little Planet", it will take at least two months to complete.And it is not yet known how much electricity can be converted into electricity in the end.If something goes wrong again and the money is lost, it will be bad.
All eggs cannot be put in one basket.Professor Chu decided to open a new article.
This is his third novel.What should I write?
Professor Chu was at a loss.
When he first wrote equestrianism, in order to dissuade readers, he consulted a large amount of information. Instead, he was praised for his rigorous research and a large amount of knowledge.
Now I write a fictional fantasy, completely fictionalized a world, and the response from readers is also very good-it is like a fairy tale, which is very healing.
Why does it seem that no matter what he writes, readers will like it...
Could it be that he, an alien creature, really can't understand the tastes of readers-can he really write an unpopular novel that no one reads and no one is willing to pay for?
Professor Chu doubted his judgment a little.
After thinking about it, he decided to talk to the editor.
"May I ask what content readers like to read now?"
Professor Chu typed this line, thinking in his heart: I must never write what they like again!
Cedar replied: "This...too many, it's hard to answer. You can pay attention to the daily clips and study the market and hot topics."
clip?
According to the editor's guidance, Professor Chu found the list called "Thousand-Character Earnings List".
This is a list that is automatically updated at 0:[-] every day.After the article enters v, it will automatically appear on this list on the third day, and it will be ranked according to the profit of [-] words.
The so-called thousand-word income is basically equivalent to how many people are reading this book.
Jinjiang's current charging standard is 0.03R per thousand words.The website and the author share 55%, therefore, for each person who buys 0.015 words, the author gets [-]R.
Professor Chu calculated.Suppose a chapter has [-] words, one chapter is updated every day, and one hundred people read it.Then the money he got was... four yuan and fifty cents!
It turns out that there are so few!
Professor Chu suddenly felt relieved.
It seems that he was worrying too much before.He originally thought that it would be easy to earn hundreds of thousands in Jinjiang for an article, but now it seems that it is quite difficult!
That being the case, there is nothing wrong with entering v.
Chu Shou was suddenly full of hope for going home.Gearing up, he turned over the clip of the day with gusto.
There are a total of forty articles in today's folder.He ignored the ones who were at the top of the ranking and dragged them to the bottom in one breath.
The last few articles of the clip are the end V.Chu Shou doesn't know the difference between ending V and inverted V, but he can understand it after clicking in.
After completing V's articles, the favorites are all below 500.That is to say, these articles have never been able to touch the V line of 500 during the serialization period, but they have reached the standard of completing V, so they will enter V after the completion.
Isn't this what he pursues, "nobody cares, generate electricity for love"!
Professor Chu was very interested and began to study these treasure scripts at the end of the folder.
As he expected, the number of clicks, comments, and favorites of these articles are very low.
However, when he carefully studied their content, he unexpectedly found that the themes of these articles in the back row overlapped to a large extent with the high-yield articles in the front row.
For example, today's clip No.1 is quick wear, and the bottom No.1 clip is also quick wear.
The second clip is rebirth, and the penultimate clip is also rebirth.
What kind of magical principle is this...
Chu Shou was confused and turned to the middle of the clip.It is found that most of the middle row are these themes.
All the way down, he was stunned.
Forty articles, if you just look at the title of the book, it looks like a combination of certain keywords.
Arranged according to the frequency of occurrence, the keywords of today's clips are as follows: rebirth, fast time travel, infinity, face slap, mermaid, sand sculpture, end of the world, vest, immortal, villain, wealthy, emperor, beautiful and miserable, white moonlight.
Chu Shou turned all the way down, and didn't remember who was who at all.
I just feel that the screen is full of rebirth, the screen is full of fast travel, the screen is full of infinity, the screen is full of...
He suddenly thought of a word, which he saw in the comment area before.
"Homogeneity of hot topics".
Oh, so this is homogenization?
Professor Chu understood.There are too many hot topics, and everyone writes about these topics in order to gain popularity.
Seeing a lot of similar themes will indeed give people a strong sense of déjà vu.
If there is no freshness, there will be no interest.
...Wait, are you not interested?
Professor Chu was excited.Isn't that what he wants?
Professor Chu got inspiration on the spot, opened the file, and started creating.
Sitting in Lin Jingyuan's room, no one was looking at him, so he didn't have to worry about being discovered.So I started to freely release my hand speed and self.
In the end, he simply abandoned the hard fingers of human beings, and transformed into a few tentacles, tapping on the keyboard flexibly.
no way!The inspiration is too strong, the speed of the hand can't keep up with the speed of the brain!
Chu Shou stared at the screen, and large paragraphs of text gushed out like a waterfall.
That familiar feeling came again.
Rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath, flushed face.
His human heart pounded against his chest.The adrenaline surged through his blood vessels, making him feel that time was slowing down. No matter how fast he typed on the keyboard, his tentacles didn't get tired at all.
Cool!
In just half an hour, Chu Shou coded out tens of thousands of words.
After venting like a flood breaking through a dam, he let out a long breath and suddenly remembered that he hadn't named this article yet.
What is it called?
This is a hodgepodge of a large number of hot topics, forced into the text in the form of permutations and combinations, so that readers can't remember what the article is about...
Got it!
It's called "Rebirth of the Last Days: The White Moonlight, the Beautiful, Strong and Miserable Sand Sculpture Mermaid Slaps Unlimited Faces in the Horror Game"!
Lin Jingyuan hasn't come back from the night shift yet, Professor Chu has nothing to do and plans to wash his clothes first.
This is the task that Lin Jingyuan entrusted to him!
Lin Jingyuan is so kind to him, he must complete the task well!
So Professor Chu rolled up his sleeves and happily picked up the laundry basket.
Lin Jingyuan taught him how to use the washing machine yesterday, and he was eager to try it himself.Just as he was about to pour all the clothes in the laundry basket into it, Guangnao issued a reminder.
"Suggestion: wash underwear and outerwear separately to avoid bacterial growth."
panties?
According to Guangnao's instructions, Chu Shou picked up a small triangular piece of clothing in the laundry basket.
"What's this for?" Chu Shou compared himself everywhere, unable to understand where the clothes were worn.
Guangnao: "This is a kind of underwear." And thoughtfully gave a schematic diagram.
Chu Shou was surprised: "Why do human beings wear so many layers of clothes? It's so hot."
He didn't wear it.
Very cool.
The optical brain could not answer his question, and suggested that he try again after connecting to the Internet.
Professor Chu carefully studied the information that Optical Brain helped him find, and it seemed that he still couldn't understand the meaning of this thing.
I feel that it will be very tight to wear...
Humans are so weird.
Anyway, since the "Encyclopedia of Humanity" recommends washing underwear and outerwear separately, let's do it according to human customs!
Strictly following the instructions, Professor Chu found a clean basin and took out the pair of underwear to wash by hand.
To be precise, it should be called "tentacle washing".
Soon, all the clothes were washed.
Chu Shou conjured up a dozen tentacles, each carrying a piece of clothing, and walked towards the balcony.
Fortunately, the washing machine has a spin function, so there is no water dripping down and staining the floor along the way.
He happily came to the balcony, without needing to use the clothes rail, as long as he stretched out his tentacles, he easily hung up all the clothes.
I'm great!
Looking at the clothes blown by the wind in the sun, Chu Shou was in a good mood.
There is still a little time before Lin Jingyuan gets off work.Professor Chu decided to go online in Lin Jingyuan's room.
This was proposed by Lin Jingyuan.The computer is in his room, and Professor Chu can go in and use it at any time when he is at work.
When he came to Lin Jingyuan's room, Professor Chu saw the computer on the desk beside the bed at a glance.
The computers in the Internet cafe are all with high configuration for games. In comparison, Lin Jingyuan's computer is much more simple.There are no fancy keyboards, and no staggeringly large screens.
It's just an ordinary home desktop computer.
The difference is that on Lin Jingyuan's computer desk, there is a thick and long black stick-shaped object.
"What is this?" Professor Chu picked it up curiously.
Hey, wait, a thick and long black stick-shaped object...
Professor Chu remembered what he had seen in some lingering love stories, and his face burned instantly.
Even the stick-shaped object in my hand became hot.
After the optical brain scan, the answer was given immediately: "This is a microphone. It is a sound collection device."
"...Oh." Chu Shou was embarrassed, "So it wasn't the one I thought,"
To be honest, he actually didn't know what he was thinking about.
Every time "that thing" appears, it will be blocked by the Jinjiang system.So far, Professor Chu only knows what "that thing" looks like and what it is used for, but he doesn't know what it is called.
But looking at the comment section, readers seem to understand...
Skipping this little episode, Professor Chu turned on the computer.
He logged into the trumpet, and found, not surprisingly, that the stats of his "Little Planet" had risen again.
The favorites are close to 1000, and the clicks and comments are also increasing.
It seems that this article continues to be updated, and it is bound to enter v...
Professor Chu sighed.
Forget it, let v be v.Anyway, if you can’t earn the full amount of electricity, after deducting the final income, there will always be some leftovers.
"Little Planet" is not long, and he plans to have 30 words.After all, the article is based on the mother planet and has devoted a lot of emotion and effort. Although he was still full of inspiration when typing, there were endless stories in his pen, but because he wanted to finish this article so much that he finished writing it. When I look back later, I will delete a lot of plots that he thinks are not so good.
After writing [-] words, only [-] words can be left in the end.
Anyway, no rush to update.
In fact, Shou Chu was quite surprised.He still feels that his previous article was able to climb to No. 1 on the list of newcomers, one is because Tunan smashed the top ticket, and the other is the word count advantage.
But now this "Little Planet", the update volume and update frequency are clearly at the average level of Jinjiang, why is the data still rising so fast?
oh.He remembered.
The editor mentioned "metaphysics" to him.
Yes!He still hasn't figured out what metaphysics is!
Professor Chu slapped his head.The last time he went to the Bishui Jiangting Forum, it was to ask what metaphysics is.But in the end, his attention was all attracted by those posts scolding him, and he forgot about the business instead.
But now he still has lingering fears about Bi Shui, and he doesn't dare to go to the forum again.
Professor Chu thought for a moment and had a new idea.
According to the current update speed of "Little Planet", it will take at least two months to complete.And it is not yet known how much electricity can be converted into electricity in the end.If something goes wrong again and the money is lost, it will be bad.
All eggs cannot be put in one basket.Professor Chu decided to open a new article.
This is his third novel.What should I write?
Professor Chu was at a loss.
When he first wrote equestrianism, in order to dissuade readers, he consulted a large amount of information. Instead, he was praised for his rigorous research and a large amount of knowledge.
Now I write a fictional fantasy, completely fictionalized a world, and the response from readers is also very good-it is like a fairy tale, which is very healing.
Why does it seem that no matter what he writes, readers will like it...
Could it be that he, an alien creature, really can't understand the tastes of readers-can he really write an unpopular novel that no one reads and no one is willing to pay for?
Professor Chu doubted his judgment a little.
After thinking about it, he decided to talk to the editor.
"May I ask what content readers like to read now?"
Professor Chu typed this line, thinking in his heart: I must never write what they like again!
Cedar replied: "This...too many, it's hard to answer. You can pay attention to the daily clips and study the market and hot topics."
clip?
According to the editor's guidance, Professor Chu found the list called "Thousand-Character Earnings List".
This is a list that is automatically updated at 0:[-] every day.After the article enters v, it will automatically appear on this list on the third day, and it will be ranked according to the profit of [-] words.
The so-called thousand-word income is basically equivalent to how many people are reading this book.
Jinjiang's current charging standard is 0.03R per thousand words.The website and the author share 55%, therefore, for each person who buys 0.015 words, the author gets [-]R.
Professor Chu calculated.Suppose a chapter has [-] words, one chapter is updated every day, and one hundred people read it.Then the money he got was... four yuan and fifty cents!
It turns out that there are so few!
Professor Chu suddenly felt relieved.
It seems that he was worrying too much before.He originally thought that it would be easy to earn hundreds of thousands in Jinjiang for an article, but now it seems that it is quite difficult!
That being the case, there is nothing wrong with entering v.
Chu Shou was suddenly full of hope for going home.Gearing up, he turned over the clip of the day with gusto.
There are a total of forty articles in today's folder.He ignored the ones who were at the top of the ranking and dragged them to the bottom in one breath.
The last few articles of the clip are the end V.Chu Shou doesn't know the difference between ending V and inverted V, but he can understand it after clicking in.
After completing V's articles, the favorites are all below 500.That is to say, these articles have never been able to touch the V line of 500 during the serialization period, but they have reached the standard of completing V, so they will enter V after the completion.
Isn't this what he pursues, "nobody cares, generate electricity for love"!
Professor Chu was very interested and began to study these treasure scripts at the end of the folder.
As he expected, the number of clicks, comments, and favorites of these articles are very low.
However, when he carefully studied their content, he unexpectedly found that the themes of these articles in the back row overlapped to a large extent with the high-yield articles in the front row.
For example, today's clip No.1 is quick wear, and the bottom No.1 clip is also quick wear.
The second clip is rebirth, and the penultimate clip is also rebirth.
What kind of magical principle is this...
Chu Shou was confused and turned to the middle of the clip.It is found that most of the middle row are these themes.
All the way down, he was stunned.
Forty articles, if you just look at the title of the book, it looks like a combination of certain keywords.
Arranged according to the frequency of occurrence, the keywords of today's clips are as follows: rebirth, fast time travel, infinity, face slap, mermaid, sand sculpture, end of the world, vest, immortal, villain, wealthy, emperor, beautiful and miserable, white moonlight.
Chu Shou turned all the way down, and didn't remember who was who at all.
I just feel that the screen is full of rebirth, the screen is full of fast travel, the screen is full of infinity, the screen is full of...
He suddenly thought of a word, which he saw in the comment area before.
"Homogeneity of hot topics".
Oh, so this is homogenization?
Professor Chu understood.There are too many hot topics, and everyone writes about these topics in order to gain popularity.
Seeing a lot of similar themes will indeed give people a strong sense of déjà vu.
If there is no freshness, there will be no interest.
...Wait, are you not interested?
Professor Chu was excited.Isn't that what he wants?
Professor Chu got inspiration on the spot, opened the file, and started creating.
Sitting in Lin Jingyuan's room, no one was looking at him, so he didn't have to worry about being discovered.So I started to freely release my hand speed and self.
In the end, he simply abandoned the hard fingers of human beings, and transformed into a few tentacles, tapping on the keyboard flexibly.
no way!The inspiration is too strong, the speed of the hand can't keep up with the speed of the brain!
Chu Shou stared at the screen, and large paragraphs of text gushed out like a waterfall.
That familiar feeling came again.
Rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath, flushed face.
His human heart pounded against his chest.The adrenaline surged through his blood vessels, making him feel that time was slowing down. No matter how fast he typed on the keyboard, his tentacles didn't get tired at all.
Cool!
In just half an hour, Chu Shou coded out tens of thousands of words.
After venting like a flood breaking through a dam, he let out a long breath and suddenly remembered that he hadn't named this article yet.
What is it called?
This is a hodgepodge of a large number of hot topics, forced into the text in the form of permutations and combinations, so that readers can't remember what the article is about...
Got it!
It's called "Rebirth of the Last Days: The White Moonlight, the Beautiful, Strong and Miserable Sand Sculpture Mermaid Slaps Unlimited Faces in the Horror Game"!
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