Male Fox Cultivation Record [Entertainment]

The life in the alley is not as leisurely as many people imagined. At least, in Su Mubai's view, the life here is boring and boring. Anyone who can choose the place of birth will not choose the place of birth here ——A bottomless alley with no people at night.

The newly bought mobile phone is still a very old model, a brick machine that is said to not be damaged if it is dropped from a tall building.

After studying the 'bricks' of the mobile phone over and over again, Su Mubai's face turned blue and white.Although he is not an electronic fan, it is really unacceptable to return to the basics and simplify things.

"Brother Xiaobai, why are you looking at this thing all the time? I'm so hungry."

"Little radish, do you have to water and fertilize when you become a human?"

"What do you want to do?"

"Didn't it say...human excrement is the best fertilizer?"

Su Bu looked at Su Mubai with a bitter face, "Brother Xiaobai, can you stop talking about this topic before eating next time? It was all so many years ago, and now I have cultivated to become a master! No need to fertilize anymore! I'm just hungry, I'm hungry, I don't need to fertilize."

Putting down the phone, Su Mubai stood up and walked into the kitchen. Seeing the equipment in the kitchen, he thought for a while. If it was more modern, he would really not know how to use this big pot now.

With just a touch of your fingertips, your kitchen will look brand new.

"That's great, so this is the reason why everyone wants to cultivate to become a god." Su Mubai muttered, opened the refrigerator, it was full, and Su Mubai proudly patted the little radish that reached his thigh, "Look what I gave You cook a delicious meal, and keep you wanting to eat it next time.”

Subu's eyes lit up, he probed into the refrigerator, his eyes widened, "Brother Xiaobai, didn't you say you want to cook delicious food? Why are they all...instant noodles?"

"Don't you think instant noodles are the best thing to eat?"

"But this is what humans call junk food, you can't eat too much."

"You're a goblin, you're picky, you talk so much, you like to eat or not." Su Mubai was angry, he didn't expect Su Bu to be so picky at such a young age, it's really a bad habit.

Su Bu was aggrieved, "Brother Xiaobai, you are also a fairy."

"Are you talking again?"

"Brother Xiaobai, you are a genius, instant noodles must be delicious!" Su Bu immediately changed his words, looked at Su Mubai innocently, and blinked innocently.

Tsk tsk, what a nasty kid, to be able to play against the wind like this.

The middle finger was bent, clasped with the thumb, and flicked loudly on Subu's forehead, "Go aside, I'll bring it to you later, it will get in the way here."

Sub clutching his forehead, with tears in his eyes, he turned his head and left the kitchen three times a step at a time——Brother Xiaobai has such a bad temper recently, could it be because he was struck by lightning?Was he really stunned by lightning?

Back in the yard outside, Sub squatted on the ground, took a wooden stick to tease the earthworms who wanted to burrow into the soil, and didn't even notice that there was an extra person at the gate of the yard.

"Kid, who are you?"

"Ah, I'm Luo... Sub, who are you?" Sub threw the wooden stick in his hand on the ground, and with his little hands behind his back, he looked at the middle-aged woman at the gate of the yard, who looked like a well-dressed child, "Auntie, who are you?" Did you come to look for me? But I don’t know you, or did you come to look for Brother Xiaobai?”

The woman was obviously stunned for a moment, and was hesitating whether to go in. When she saw Su Mubai sticking her head out of the kitchen, she made sure that she had gone through the right door, and then walked in boldly, "Mubai, you can be regarded as coming back. Where did it go?"

"Aunt Wang, what's the matter?"

"Your child has disappeared without a word for several days. Let me see if you are back. It's fine if you come back." Aunt Wang breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that Su Mubai was intact, and looked at it again. Subu, who looked like a baby at first glance, asked in a low voice, "Whose family does this kid belong to? Why is he here?"

Su Mubai smiled, "I picked it up on the road. If I didn't come back these days, I would accompany him to find his parents. If I didn't find it, I brought it back. Anyway, I live alone."

"You child! Children can be picked up casually? You think it's a cat or a dog? You're really ignorant, so hurry up and send it to the police station."

"Hey, this kid is so pitiful. I reported it to the police station. If the parents find him, they will definitely come to pick him up. Don't worry." Su Mubai has a headache. Well, if you keep holding on to Su Bu's affairs, you will definitely be annoyed.

Su Bu opened his mouth and looked at Su Mubai's nonsense, and then listened to Aunt Wang's words, and burst into tears, "Wow... I'm not a cat or a dog, I'm a little carrot, I'm not a cat or a dog, those things are so ugly !"

Su Mubai and Aunt Wang were startled by Su Bu's crying at the same time. This guy cried whenever he wanted to, without any warning.Aunt Wang glanced at Su Bu, and ran outside quickly, "Mubai, take care of yourself, don't disappear for no reason, otherwise how can I explain to your grandma."

Hearing this, Su Mubai's expression froze, and he looked at Su Bu with a cold face, "Why are you crying? You cry so much? From now on, you don't need to pay the water bill at home, you just cry all day long enough."

"Wow, you bullied me, you bullied me, and that woman bullied me, treating me like a cat or a dog, those things are so ugly."

"You're not pretty either."

"No way! Look at me, I'm white, pink, and tender. I can pinch water on my face. What's not good about me?!" Subu stopped crying when he heard that, and stared at Su Mubai. "Brother Xiaobai, even if you are beautiful, you can't say that we are not good-looking. Who made you fox demons have always been the most popular in the animal circle, and bullied our plants."

animal?plant?Su Mu white black line.

This Subu is afraid that others will not know that he is a goblin.

"Brother Xiaobai, something seems to be overcooked." Su Bu cautiously reminded, Su Mubai's expression froze again, and he ran to the kitchen, watching the boiling soup spilled all over the table, with an extremely ugly expression on his face.

"Little radish, if you can't eat, I'll eat you tonight!"

"Brother Xiaobai, you are being unreasonable! It is clearly your own fault. You are being unreasonable and bullying the children!" Su Bu was standing at the door of the kitchen. He was still yelling some nonsense words, Su Mubai wanted to bury Sub in the soil and rebuild.

This Subu must be his nemesis.

After finally eating, Su Mubai glanced at Su Bu, who was sitting on the chair, shaking his short legs and his legs were out of shape, and raised his eyebrows, "Go take a bath, you go to the upper bunk at night, and I will sleep on the lower bunk. Don't climb into my bed in the middle of the night."

"But Brother Xiaobai, I'm afraid, there are ghosts here."

Su Mubai, who had just taken a sip of water, sprayed out the water and looked up at Su Bu, "What did you just say? What's here?"

"There's a ghost. She must have been dead for hundreds of years. I saw her at noon. Look outside in the yard, and she's still walking around." Subu's tone didn't look like he was scared at all. The man raised his eyebrows proudly, and continued innocently, "It seems that he died during the Qing Dynasty, and was buried here."

"Stop, you can share a bed with me."

"Really?"

"kindness."

Su Mubai lifted the quilt, held Su Bu by the collar, put him on the side against the wall, lay down by himself, turned off the light, inexplicably thought of what Su Bu said just now, and his hair stood on end.

There is actually a female ghost living here?

Su Bu turned over, hugged Su Mubai's arm, and said softly, "Brother Xiaobai, in fact, I lied to you just now. There is nothing here, not even anyone of the same kind."

"...Sub, I will dig a hole for you tomorrow, and you can sleep in the hole at night."

"No! Brother Xiaobai, you are so cruel!"

"Shut up and sleep!"

Su Mubai stared, and Su Bu immediately closed his mouth and eyes and went to sleep.

Ghost?What are you afraid of, you are still a goblin, can you be afraid of that thing?He is a fox demon who has lived for 500 years, who is he afraid of?Su Mubai hypnotized himself and finally fell asleep.

When he woke up the next day, he felt chilly on his arms. Su Mubai lifted the quilt to see that there was no sign of Su Bu, only a radish with two leaves was left lying under the quilt.

"You deserve it for letting you talk nonsense last night."

Putting the radish on the table under the window and soaking up the sunshine, Su Mubai packed up his clothes and glanced at his phone, but there was no call yet.

There are more than 2000 left in my hand. It is definitely not enough to buy a computer. I don’t need a computer now, but what can I do with this little money?Sitting in the yard with his chin propped, Su Mubai looked at the black cat that ran in from nowhere.

Su Mubai thought it was interesting, squatted down close to the black cat, reached out and touched the back of the black cat, and found that the black cat was shaking violently, "Are you afraid of me?"

"Meow!"

"You know I'm a fox?"

"Meow!"

"It's so interesting, you still know that next time you come to my place to look through the trash cans and cabinets, I'll eat you!" After the words fell, the black cat ran out of the yard in a hurry.

You actually compete with a cat?And threatening a cat?Su Mubai almost surprised himself with his behavior. He was really attached to a fox, and even his temperament and hobbies changed.

Cat meat is sour and smelly, so unpalatable, if anyone in the world can swallow it, he must be seriously ill.

"Brother Bai!"

The crisp and tender voice made Su Mubai stand up, patted his hands, and walked to the sink to wash his hands with soap in disgust, "If you become a carrot, just stay in the vegetable basket obediently, don't talk, and be careful of being caught." Grab it and study it, if you want to go, I don’t want to accompany you.”

"Understood, I will pay attention, but Brother Xiaobai, what do you mean by the audition you mentioned yesterday?"

"That is, I'm going to make a film, play someone who is not myself, and I will show it on TV in the future."

"It's no wonder that Uncle Mountain God doesn't allow us to go down the mountain. He said that human beings have a lot of weird things, but it's very fun. I sneaked down to play."

"Children who are disobedient will be punished."

"That's not true! I only came down once. You have come down several times by yourself, so you have no right to blame me!" Su Bu exposed Su Mubai's shortcomings without mercy.

Su Mubai bent down, took two leaves of Subu, and threw him into the basket, "Stay here, I'm going to buy some things, don't mess around until I come back!"

"But Brother Xiaobai, you have been transformed for several hours, so be careful not to change back to your original form in front of humans."

"Understood, long-winded."

Su Mubai waved his hand and stepped out of the courtyard door.It's really troublesome, there is still a time limit for transforming into a human form, don't the goblins in TV dramas always maintain their original form, unless they meet some nemesis.

What a damn limitation this is.