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Wu Xie stood alone in a sorghum field, the breeze passed by, and the leaves around him rustled.

"Brother..." Wu Xie walked forward with a crying sound, followed by fat Xiao Hei.

Not far in front of him, a child who had ambushed a long time ago was eager to try, and Wu Xie was alone. This was their best chance.

Wu Xie continued to walk forward in a ignorant manner, yelling dully.

"Haha! Got you!"

The child suddenly jumped out to catch Wu Xie, but before his hand touched Wu Xie's clothes, he was thrown to the ground, and the fat man's loud laughter came from beside his ears: "Haha! I caught you!"

"Damn! You... woo woo!"

The fat man covered the "captive"'s mouth with a slap, and said with a sinister smile: "Look at you, you look down on me for rebelling so much? Then I'll kill you and have fun!"

After finishing speaking, regardless of the child's struggle, he "killed" him with a gun...

"Hey you!" Wu Xie, who hadn't interrupted, grabbed the fat man and asked, "Why did you kill him? Let him surrender!"

The child who was caught also looked at the fat man angrily, but the fat man grinned and said, "You don't understand! Is this the one? If I give him one more second, he can beg for mercy! Those guys must be similar, but you think Think about it, if I surrender, who will call me an idiot then?! That would be no fun!"

Wu Xie twitched the corner of her mouth, patted the "corpse" still sitting on the ground sympathetically, and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, who made you have such a wicked teammate?"

"Hey? Who is wicked? Xiao Tianzhen, hurry up and continue to be the bait!" The fat man yelled at Wu Xie with his eyes wide open.

Wu Xie stood on the spot without saying a word, but Mendaner took a step and stood beside him, looking at the fat man silently.

"..." The fat man shrank his neck, a little timidly: "Cough, what, naive, are you tired? How about we take a break?"

"Hmph~ I'm not tired! Let's continue~" Wu Xie held his head high, walking forward like an uncle, and Duandan continued to silently follow behind as a bodyguard.

The child who was killed by the fat man sat on the ground and laughed secretly, but was beaten by the fat man.

The bait strategy was very successful, Wu Xie and the others caught two more hiding children in a short while, and the fat man continued to shoot one by one without paying attention, killing them all.

Seeing that he was about to win, Wu Xie seemed to have smelled the delicious roasted sweet potatoes. While swallowing his saliva, he excitedly continued to be the bait, and his steps became faster and faster.

Boggy followed Wu Xie not far or near, and was very happy to see him having fun.

"Brother~ where are you? I'm so scared!" Wu Xie became more and more energetic.

The fat man secretly hid on Wu Xie's left side, secretly complaining about Wu Xie's clumsy acting skills.

Unexpectedly, just when Wu Xie was so sullen and happy that the fat man was complaining, Wu Xie, who had been walking well, suddenly lost his feet, and his whole body became half shorter, followed by some tragic screams...

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

When Bonny saw Wu Xie's unsteady feet, he had already rushed over, but suddenly stopped next to Wu Xie, looking down at Wu Xie who had accidentally fallen into... a shithole....

"Oh my god! How did you fall here naively?!" At this time, the fat man also ran over, and when he saw Wu Xie's appearance, he hurriedly covered his nose and retreated.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa!"

Wu Xie hadn't cried for a long time, and everyone said that men don't shed tears lightly, but this time he was scared, smelly and embarrassing, and he will forgive him once he cries...

Boggy actually just paused for a moment, because he was really shocked by Wu Xie's tragic situation, and as soon as he came to his senses, he stretched out his hand to pull Wu Xie.

Wu Xie crawled out of the shithole holding Bonny's hand, her body smelled so bad that it broke through the sky.

Duandan looked worried at Wu Xie who was sitting on the ground and crying all the time. Although he didn't think he was dirty, if he went back with him on his back, it would be the same as going to a shithole for a roll. I have to do some laundry.

Dumber squatted halfway to look at Wu Xie. He knew this kind of pit was actually a trap made by naughty children in the village. They mixed the fertilizer that adults had watered the ground with water, then poured it into the big pit dug, and then spread it on top of it. The grass and soil are used to rectify the little friends who are not at odds with me on weekdays. This should not be used in time, but Wu Xie took the lead...

"Naive, are you okay?" At this moment, the fat man leaned over, still holding his nose.

"Don't play anymore, go home." Boggy said.

"Woo, brother..." Wu Xie finally recovered after crying for a long time, wanted to wipe away his tears but hated the smelly hands, so he just looked at the dull man with teary eyes.

Bonker reached out to wipe his tears with his hand, and said to him again: "Go home."

Wu Xie choked and nodded, but hesitated a bit when she wanted to pull Mengdan'er's hand, but was held tightly by Mengdan'er.

"Go home." Duan Daner pulled Wu Xie to stand up, and repeated it again.

With Duan Dan leading the way, they quickly walked out of the sorghum field, Wu Xie's dirty stuff stinks all the way.Fatty asked the other children who were playing with them to go home, and he went back to Tie Gen'er's house with Mendaner and the others. After all, he brought Wu Xie out to play, didn't he?

Tie Gen's daughter-in-law saw the three children as soon as they entered the house. At first she was smiling and wanted to ask them if they had a good time, but when she saw Wu Xie's miserable appearance, she immediately panicked: "Oh, Xie Wazi What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this body? Why is it so smelly?"

"Auntie, that, that, we went to play guerrilla warfare, but God... Wu Xie fell into the dung pit in the sorghum field..." the fat man bit the bullet and explained.

"Oh, who's child is so wicked? Digging a shit hole in the sorghum field to play?!" Tie Gen's daughter-in-law became even more anxious when she saw Wu Xie crying, and quickly pulled him to her side to comfort him: "It's okay , Xie baby, be good, don't cry~ It's okay, the clothes are dirty, mother will wash them, did you fall? Are you hurt anywhere? Ah? Tell mother."

Wu Xie shook her head, sniffled, and said obediently, "Mother... yes, I'm sorry, I accidentally did it, and came back with a whole body of shit, you, you still have to wash me."

"It's okay! Xie won't cry, huh?" Tie Gen's daughter-in-law kept coaxing Wu Xie, then turned her head and said to the fat man, "It's not your fault for the fat man, it's all right, come back, huh?"

"Then, auntie, I'll go back first, I'm sorry." The fat man apologized honestly, and then went home.

At this time, Bodan'er walked up to Tie Gen's daughter-in-law, lowered his head and said, "Mother, I was wrong."

Tie Gen's daughter-in-law suddenly laughed when she heard that, patted Wu Xie and then touched the dull egg, and said, "Mother's silly children..."

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