Non-Pro Vase [Unlimited Stream]

The house was so quiet that water seeped out, and everyone's expressions were not very good-looking, staring at the direction of the door vigilantly.

"Have you finished eating?" Gu Huai said suddenly.

As soon as the words came out, everyone trembled suddenly.

"Ah..." The wealthy businessman was sitting on his right hand, startled for a moment, and after realizing it, he nodded and nodded.

Gu Huai glanced around the table with his eyelids lifted, and the rest of the people had almost eaten, only Hu Pi and Shi Buyan had just had a refill before knocking on the door.

Under the attention of everyone, he stood up calmly, put away the bowls and chopsticks habitually, put them in a corner, pushed back the chair, and walked unhurriedly towards the door that was knocked on.

[My grass? !Vase is this...? 】

[Day Oh!How dare you!I haven't seen such a calm anchor, I paid attention to it]

【Is it true that all members will not be wiped out?I haven’t seen a scene where I can escape from death under the hand of a matchmaker】

[I guess it's hanging this time, tsk, if it wasn't for the fact that the live broadcast couldn't be quit midway, I wouldn't even want to watch it, it's really boring, the vase is either courting death or on the way to courting death]

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dong dong.

The voice outside the door rang again, as if they heard the voice approaching from inside the house, knocking more urgently.

Gu Huai blinked his eyes indifferently, quietly slashed the sharp knife with one hand and held it in the palm of his hand, while slightly lifting the latch with the other hand.

"What are you going to do?!" Bandit Hu's eyes shrank suddenly, and he slapped the table, "If you open it, all of us will die!"

"Can you not open the door, I'm afraid..." The high school girl had already started sobbing, her face turned pale, and she was shaking all over, "Will I die...I really...I don't want to die..."

Sitting next to her, Zhao Huanhuan comforted her, "It's fine."

The high school girl choked up: "I'm about to take the college entrance examination...it's all my fault that I can't skip class and go out...otherwise I wouldn't be here...I almost died in the first game...I really don't want to die..."

Zhao Huanhuan patted her shoulder lightly, "Trust us, everyone will definitely take you out."

"Don't open the door... I'm really scared..." She looked at Gu Huai with tears in her eyes.

The wealthy businessman also persuaded: "That's right, if this door can't be opened, maybe it will leave soon."

"Didn't you find out?" Shi Buyan sat at the table and said softly, "If you don't open the door, the old man won't open his eyes."

Hearing this, everyone looked to the corner one after another. The village chief closed his eyes tightly as if he was in a state of concentration, as if he was completely unaware of what was happening in front of him.

"Yes." Zhao Huanhuan said calmly, "Just now the village chief said that the condition for proceeding to the next step is to be full first. We have already eaten, but he has not acted for a long time. The thing outside the door must be a necessary plot for the dungeon. "

"Either we open the door on our own initiative, or..." She paused, her voice trembled, "The ghost will open it by itself."

Comparing the two before and after, no matter what, the ghosts who actively open the door will be less lethal.

Shi didn't say anything and smiled, and his dark eyes turned to Hu Bandit's face, "What do you say?"

To open, or not to open?

Bandit Hu's jaw tensed, and he gritted his teeth, "Open."

As soon as he finished speaking, he ran to the kitchen and hid in it holding the only kitchen knife. The man with glasses, the high school student and the wealthy businessman also hid in. The four of them stretched their necks to look out, their faces darkened.

Gu Huai and Zhao Huanhuan looked at each other, nodded, with serious expressions: "Trust me."

Zhao Huanhuan and Mengzhou nodded solemnly, "We are hiding under the table, we can come out to help you."

The two squatted down together, each holding two stool legs, ready to copy the guy to fight at any time.

Wei Shi sat there with his feet crossed without saying a word and calmly, holding the spoon with his slender fingers and continuing to drink slowly.

Gu Huai waited for everyone to get ready, and gently took the latch away with his thin hands.

Squeak—a sound,

The door opened.

The thing outside the door is no longer humanoid.

The entire spine was twisted in multiple sections in an extremely weird posture, the head was turned backwards, and the body was wrapped in a layer of torn red cloth, which could be vaguely identified as the clothes worn by the matchmaker during the day.

But she couldn't see her original appearance anymore, her skin was swollen to almost transparent, it seemed that the flesh wrapped inside was about to be torn apart, the bones were strewn against the skin and flesh, and her eyes were so wide that they were about to squeeze out of their sockets.

The matchmaker opened her mouth suddenly, her voice was completely different from that of the day, and she giggled like a girl, "You took my hand, you took my hand..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, a disgusting stench came over his face, revealing the sharp and thin teeth.

Anyone who faces this scene will stand on end.

However, Gu Huai calmly put his finger on the tip of his nose and said, "May I give you a suggestion?"

Gu He quickly threw out the knife, and said softly, "This kind of service industry, brush your teeth more often, three times a day, and develop a good habit, so that you can receive guests better."

The matchmaker paused, then grinned, and grabbed him with her thin hands, her throat vibrating: "You took my hand...you took my hand..."

[Hahahahahahahaha I laughed! ! ! 】

[How on earth did he say such things with a blank face, hahaha!Why is the vase so funny that I laughed so hard.JPG]

[The calm party thinks that he did this on purpose to attract the attention of you high-ranking parties. Look at his attention. It rose to 1273 in one day. The last time I saw such a surge is now an S-level anchor]

[+1, I was talking about Shen Shi'an, he is the real boss, the vase can only be said to be a clever way to attract fans, and he provokes NPCs like this is completely dead, speechless, I don't know you guys Why can I laugh?]

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With a cold face, Gu Huai suddenly turned around and took a step back, finding the right moment to step out, leading the matchmaker outside the house.

With a sudden sound, Zhao Huanhuan and Meng Zhou crawled out from under the table, facing the sight from the kitchen, everyone involuntarily shuddered.

Except for the time, the man still sat calmly at the table, feeding broth into his mouth.

Meng Zhou looked at him with a face full of crap, "Aren't you afraid?"

Shi Buyan seemed to have just realized it, put down the spoon, covered his chest, and said weakly: "I'm so scared, my heart feels a little uncomfortable."

Meng Zhou looked at him dryly: "...then you go on."

Shi Buyan rolled his eyes.

After a while, the creepy smile disappeared, and silence suddenly surrounded the whole house.

Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of thin footsteps, everyone swallowed their saliva in unison, and looked outside the door.

Gu Huai appeared in front of the door, stared at the eyes inside the door, and asked, "Why are you looking at me?"

Bandit Hu asked, "Where are the ghosts?"

Gu Huai replied, "Run away."

He slowly looked around the dead silent crowd, and felt that the atmosphere was tense. As he spoke, he pinched a broken arm with two fingers and lifted it, making a joke, "Tomorrow's breakfast is ready."

pat-

A drop of black blood viscously fell from the broken arm, and fell into a dead silence.

【Ah, is this a beaver? 】

[Matchmaker: The tragedy caused by a meal, please excuse me]

[The ghost was stupid, so I blinked, why did the matchmaker lose one of her arms? ? ?But isn't this really killing you?I remember there will be a matchmaker’s revenge]

[Add one to the front, the vase brave is really brave, but I feel that I don’t consider the consequences when doing things, it’s all temporary recklessness, and there will be hardship later]

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The rich businessman shivered and remembered: "Speaking of which, I don't seem to have seen any other livestock in the village today except for that pig's head. You—"

He took a breath, glanced at the leftovers on the table, and asked tremblingly, "What do you use to make this broth?"

As soon as he spoke, someone couldn't help but "vomit", and then someone covered his mouth and turned his back a few times.

Although the rest of the people didn't make a sound, their expressions became subtle, and they wanted to hold their throats and spit out quickly.

Isn't it funny?He thought it was pretty funny.

Gu Huai threw away the severed arm, closed the door, and explained expressionlessly: "Don't be afraid, just kidding, the meat is the bacon found in the cupboard."

Everyone gave a stiff "hehe": "..."

You might as well not explain it! ! !

"Hahaha." Shi Buyan pulled the purple corners of his mouth and laughed "twitteringly", "Xiao Huai, the joke you made is too funny."

Gu Huai paused, his complexion remained unchanged, but the corners of his eyes were raised slightly, and his tone relaxed, "That's good."

Everyone's heart became even more pissed, with noodle tears flowing in their hearts: This pair of gays is getting mad! ! !

"It's in the closet next to it." Shi Buyan said softly to the rich businessman, and pushed his chin towards the kitchen, "Look for yourself if you don't believe me."

Bandit Hu glanced at him suspiciously, turned around and was about to open the cabinet, when he heard behind him quietly and quietly said: "I suggest you don't look at it."

Bandit Hu paused, his face turning red and then pale: "What do you mean? What did you let us eat—"

"Are you full?" The village head opened his mouth suddenly, his eyes turned around, and he swept over everyone's faces one by one, and at the same time, raised his hand to scratch the itch.

Everyone held their breath and stopped talking.

Gu Huai said: "I'm full."

The village head pulled the skin at the corner of his mouth and smiled: "It's good when you're full, you can work when you're full, and you can work when you're full."

He chattered twice again.

As soon as the voice stopped, he walked over with a stooped body, "Pick up the chopsticks you just ate with."

Almost at the same time, the barbarian rushed to the table in a hurry.

Sure enough, the chopsticks were of different lengths, and without thinking about it, he grabbed the longest pair and held them in his hands.

Everyone divided the chopsticks with panicked faces, except for the pair taken by Hu Bandit which belonged to Gu Huai, the others were honestly divided according to the chopsticks they used to eat.

The one Gu Huan drew was naturally the Hu bandit's——

The shortest pair of chopsticks.

The village chief's eyes must have been fixed on him, and he was just about to speak.

"But I didn't use chopsticks." Shi Buyan squeezed the spoon and said softly, "What should I do?"

[Wori!Find death!Do you dare to hate NPCs like this? ! 】

【Sao is really Sao, the smile flashed my waist】

[Funny is funny, but the vase and green tea will only make the NPC more angry, and the consequences will be more serious...]

[It’s true that newcomers are not afraid of tigers, and don’t move their minds. They provoke the old village chief at the beginning, and let them see the consequences in a while! 】

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