I rely on the vest to become the lord of ghosts

Although Jiuyuan immediately wanted to refute his mother - "I'm a boy".

But Izanami certainly doesn't care about such small issues. In the final analysis, whether it is gender or race, it is just the shackles that bind mortals. From the day of birth, they are not human beings, and even human beings' concepts of good and evil, right and wrong are also the same. For Jiuyuan, who learned by imitating others, this is not a problem.

It is better to say that the most important thing is - just look good.

It is better to clarify the relationship as a matter of urgency.

"These two are my friends, Lord Izanami." Jiuyuan glanced at his mother helplessly, then changed the topic, and handed over the items that were going to be given to Miss Xiaozhong, "I'm sorry, let me You've been waiting a long time."

Xiao Zhong looked at Jiu Yuan and the people beside him curiously, and asked, "Are they people who assist you?"

Gojo Satoru immediately pressed Xia Youjie on the shoulder and pushed him out, "This is his job."

Xia Youjie who was pushed out: "...?"

Jiu Yuan: "No, young lady, we are not in the assistant relationship like you and the five reincarnation kings... He is not my assistant either."

After all, he is not in this position! ?

"If you have to say it, it is probably an assistant, a subordinate or something like that?"

Xiaozhong: "...there seems to be no difference?"

Gojo Satoru: "Pfft."

After bidding farewell to Miss Xiaozhong, out of hospitality, Jiuyuan dug out some local products from his collection.

He gave Gojo Satoru a stand-in puppet made out of straw, "After three days of wearing it next to your body, you can store it anywhere. It can be used to save your life once."

Gojo Satoru took the scarecrow curiously, and then heard Jiuyuan continue to say, "You have to pull out a hair and stuff it in."

Xia Youjie: ...Really? No matter how you look at it, it looks like a curse item? !

Next, it was the normal work flow, Xia Youjie followed the beautiful goddess Izanah to go on his journey of hell trial.

Gojo Satoru waved his hand outside the door, "We'll pick you up later, Jie. Come on for the exam—"

He put his hands in front of his face on purpose, and after speaking in the tone of a parent sending his child to take the college entrance examination, he watched Xia Youjie enter the closed door with Izanami's note.

"However, didn't you say that it only takes a moment?" Gojo Satoru turned to Jiuyuan next to him, "There are many steps ahead?"

"Anyway, it's a complete experience of hell. I have to walk through the virtual hell jointly built by my mother and the hell staff, and there will be some after-effects after one round." Jiu Yuan was not very worried about Xia Youjie, He came here after he had prepared himself, and he was no longer a child, so he would definitely be able to bear the consequences by himself.

"During the waiting time, would you like to visit the simple hell with me?"

Gojo Satoru was eager to try: "Is that the one you said before that you only have to queue up and pull out your tongue?"

"Yes, there are still a lot of prepared offerings..." After thinking for a second, Jiu Yuan said, "If you are lucky, you can go and eat some... Oh, sorry, I forgot that you are still alive."

Gojo Satoru: "I know this - if the living eat the food of the underworld, they will not be able to return to the present world, right?"

Jiuyuan nodded, "Yes, Mr. Gojo, please follow me carefully. Although we are in a work area with good security, there may be accidents. After all, there are many unrestrained gods and ghosts. You can also come and go freely in hell."

"Hmm——if they are attracted by my charm and want to keep me in hell, wouldn't it be very dangerous?" Although Gojo Satoru said so, his face was not a bit nervous, "So gods often come to hell ?”

"There are 800 million gods in Japan." They walked out of the main hall and explained as they walked through Jiuyuan, "So there must be a lot of small gods, in other words, they are at the bottom of the civil service system..."

When Jiu Yuan said this, he said something in his heart: Then I am not the child of unspoken rules?

Gojo Satoru let out an "ah..." with emotion.

As soon as they entered the hall, Gojo Satoru saw a long queue.

Gojo Satoru: "...these are all the dead waiting to have their tongues pulled out? Oh, the music playing next to it is really annoying."

This is true, I have been playing Friendship Forever, and it makes people feel uncomfortable to listen to it on this occasion.

Jiuyuan: "Just take it as hell humor."

In addition, what is more eye-catching is the offerings piled up like a hill beside it. Apart from all kinds of common fruit food, modernization also represents some offerings that make people feel out of place-such as bear biscuits, which are only for children. Give snacks.

But this also represents the wishes of the family members of the deceased. Rather, the more this is the case, the more dedicated the family members are.

"There are always too many offerings here." Jiu Yuan said, "It's very troublesome to deal with every time."

Gojo Satoru asked curiously, "Will you all eat these?"

"There have been cases where it was distributed as a welfare before..." He lowered his voice, "But the types of offerings are too complicated, and it may not be able to be properly arranged. In the end, they still have to be disposed of, which is actually a waste."

That's what he said, but he still went behind the curtain where the dead couldn't see, found a box of chocolate-filled bear biscuits among the offerings that the branch was planning to distribute, and ate them.

"Eh? Well, this food can't be taken casually—" A ghost pawn next to him saw Jiuyuan picking up the food as if no one was around, and was about to go up to remind him, but was stopped by another kid next to him who was about the same height.

"Idiot, this is Lord Jiuyuan!"

Jiu Yuan, who had already opened the biscuit, looked at the pair of brats.

Gojo Satoru: "...Hell also recruits child labor, it's too dark."

Jiu Yuan took a bite of the biscuit: "No, it's just that their race is little ghosts, and they are all adult ghosts." Then he said to the pair of black and white little ghosts: "Are you eggplants and tangguas?"

The named Tanggua: "I am Tanggua, this guy is Eggplant... Do you know us?"

Jiuyuan looked at Eggplant, thinking it was you!The main culprit who turned the decoration of my mother's door into mental pollution!

His mood was as if a child who hadn't returned home for a long time accidentally met the culprit who scammed his mother by phone.

complex.

But that seems to be what Izanami herself agrees with...

"I know. I heard about it from the beauty goddess Izanah." He said to the eggplant next to him, "You are amazing...you are really creative."

Eggplant's eyes lit up, and then he scratched his head in embarrassment, then took out a box of bear biscuits from the pile of offerings and handed it to Jiuyuan.

"Lord Jiuyuan, this is a new honeydew melon flavored bear biscuit."

Jiuyuan: "..."

This kid is so innocent.

He put the food back dumbfounded, saying he didn't need it.

Tang Gua: "Master Jiuyuan, do you have something to do today? Our work here is over. Is there anything we can do for you?"

Jiuyuan: "I'm just here to show my friend a tour of hell." He tugged Wujo Wu by the sleeve and pulled him forward, "This is the living."

"Well, this is a ghost story from hell." Eggplant agreed.

Gojo Satoru: "What is a ghost story from hell?"

Eggplant raised a finger and said, "It's like this—"

Then he told the story of a taxi in hell who actually picked up a living person outside the gate of the underworld.After the last woman was locked in the door, she knocked on the door and shouted, "I'm still alive! Let me out!"

Eggplant: "It's scary, right?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

As a living person, he really can't understand ghost stories from hell.

Gojo Satoru couldn't eat, and Jiuyuan couldn't just let him watch him eat, so he said, "Let's go and see what's inside."

He led Wujo Wu behind the white curtain, through the fence that blocked the dead, and then walked into the "working" room inside.

He opened the curtain, and heard a crisp "ah" from inside.

Gojo Satoru saw a white rabbit holding the pliers on the high chair.

...wait, rabbit?

"Ah." The rabbit's voice was as sweet as a girl's, "Could it be, Lord Jiuyuan?"

"Good afternoon, Miss Mustard." Looking at the box of biscuits in his hand, Jiu Yuan almost blurted out that he wants some biscuits. Thinking that rabbits can't eat them, he held back, and said, "My friend is very interested in the simple hell. I'll show him around."

Miss Rabbit greeted Gojo Wu, and Gojo Wu said in surprise, "Miss Mustard...? Hello."

Then he lowered his head and asked Jiu Yuan, "Is it the rabbit in the story of Kacha Kacha Mountain?"

Just as Jiuyuan nodded, the scene where Miss Mustard violently pulled out the dead man's tongue followed.

Wutiaowu: "..."

Although I heard Jiuyuan say that the tongue will grow back soon...but it is still quite impactful when viewed from the front.

"Then I won't disturb your work." Jiuyuan·Small Social Expert said: "If Ms. Mustard is free recently, you can go to the beauty goddess Izanah to have fun."

Then, he took the unfinished half pack of bear biscuits and went out with Gojo Satoru.

Although it was a pity that he couldn't take pictures, Gojo Satoru also saw a lot of interesting things with him.

Jiuyuan also thoughtfully bought some local specialties from hell for him, including a snapdragon toy that can make sounds. I also bought it for the children in Kyoto.

Gojo Wu: "Just say this can be used to ward off evil spirits."

Jiu Yuan: "..." Maybe this thing can really ward off evil spirits.

After strolling around for a while, the beauty goddess Izanah sent him a message, telling Xia Youjie that the trial work was over.

So the two walked back slowly, and happened to encounter a ghost lamp on the way to work.

"Hello." Jiuyuan naturally wouldn't pretend not to see it. After a simple exchange of greetings, two little girls suddenly appeared behind the ghost lamp.

They clutched the corners of the ghost lamp's clothes, and looked at Jiuyuan in front of them curiously.

"stare--"

"...This is your child?" Jiu Yuan glanced at the ghost lamp, and then at the two children who looked nothing like him.

No, the breath seems to be closer to a monster.

It shouldn't be during the time when he ran away from home that Ghost Lantern suddenly got married and had children.

"These two children are Zashiki warji." Gui Deng has long been accustomed to this kind of questioning, and he led the two children to him, "You guys also introduce yourself."

"My family also has a child..." Jiu Yuan almost instinctively wanted to pat their heads, but luckily stopped, "It's a trainee envoy."

Ghost Lantern looked at him, "I haven't congratulated you for having your own shrine, but you'll be busy after this, right?"

When it comes to work, Jiuyuan looks away: "...Yes."

"Although these two children usually follow me, I also have a lot of work, so they play together most of the time." Ghost Lantern rubbed the top of the girl's hair, "If Lord Jiuyuan's shrine is open to them, I think they'll be happy too."

"I have a lot of children there." Jiuyuan Xin said, besides his newborn envoy Yinyin, there are several children in Oda Sakunosuke's family.

After all, Otone is different from those children, he is a genuine non-human being, and it would be great if he could play with Zashiki Warji.

Thinking of this, he bent down, conjured up two ticket-like things in his hands, and handed them to them.

"If you want to come to my shrine to play, use these two pieces of paper."

The two cute little girls looked at each other and said to him, "Thank you." "Thank you."

Then ran away.

When he returned to the Izanami Hall, Gojo Satoru asked curiously: "Are those two children Zashiki Warji? They are different from what I imagined, and I didn't expect them to be twins."

"Well, the current version of the myth has also evolved many times..."

Another sentence "Besides, everyone will actually change their appearance quietly", Jiu Yuan didn't say it.

He felt that it was necessary to leave one last bit of room for fantasy to Gojo Satoru.

Xia Youjie was sitting on the tatami next to the main hall at the moment, his eyes were a little black and blue, and he looked as if he had been tortured and haggard a lot.

"Ugh, Jie, you look like you've been up all night for a week." Gojo Satoru complained unceremoniously.

Xia Youjie nodded his forehead with his fingers, "...No matter what, I went to hell for a trial. Is it normal for me to do this?"

Jiu Yuan: "No, it's better to say that you are recovering very well, beyond my imagination."

Xia Youjie just smiled and said nothing, only he himself guessed how indescribable this experience was, but before he left, the beautiful goddess Izanah told him——

"This is just a simulation. If you enter reincarnation in a human form, these punishments will have to be repeated."

"But since you want to draw a line with your past self and want to become a more useful existence than your past self, don't forget this kind of pain from now on. They can make you more difficult to break."

In order to relax, Jiuyuan decided to find a water mirror from his collection that could reflect everything.

Then call out the scene where Yan Suo is being tortured, and let everyone watch it together, just as a pastime.

"Wait, let me adjust it... I haven't used this thing for a long time."

Jiuyuan is like the poor kid who entertained his friends to play at home, but the TV suddenly froze and had to work hard to fix it.

After fiddling with the mirror for a long time, even after Xia Youjie had eaten the remaining bear biscuits, the image finally appeared in the mirror.

It’s okay if this doesn’t appear, once it appears——

"……This is where?"

Jiu Yuan felt a little dazed, a Xia Youjie with sutures on his head was playing on the screen, and he even had a sense of "long time no see".

He turned the water mirror to the other two, and they also looked over.

"It's Ronso...he left from hell?"

"No, it's impossible." Jiu Yuan said, "He is being tortured in pain."

Then, they heard the other party saying that the "tent" had been set up in Shibuya, and all they needed to do was to seal Wujo Wu with the prison gate.

Not only that, but there are also those curse spirits who have been completely eliminated by them in the picture.

Jiu Yuan and Xia Youjie looked at Gojo Wu together, and Gojo Wu, who was the "victim" in the Ronso plan, touched his nose: "...I'm sure they're all dead."

Hearing their movements, Izanami, who was about to go out, glanced over.

"... Sometimes this mirror doesn't work very well, and it will connect to other worlds. It will be fine to re-adjust the frequency band."

Just pushed the door and walked out - it is said that she had an appointment with Miss Lilith today.

Seeing that Wujo Wu in the water mirror was about to go to the appointment, the Wujo Wu here complained: "What is this? It's like watching yourself play other game sub-lines."

Especially after this level has been passed here, it always feels very subtle when I look at it again.

Here, Xia Youjie, who watched his body being used as a tool by Qian Suo again, was not very comfortable.

Wujo Wu in the water mirror has already entered the "tent" and mixed with a large number of ordinary people.

Jiuyuan pondered for two seconds, held the edge of the water mirror with one hand, and then tried to put the other hand in——

...and actually went in.

He withdrew his hand, looked at Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie, and with an idea, he took out two masks, one black and one white, from the warehouse and placed them in front of them.

"—Do you want to go into that world together?"