Korean Entertainment's Panda Capture Season

Category: Alternative History Author: A certain gray Chapter: Han Yu's Panda Capture Season 5251

Before leaving, Li Shengxian took a picture of the red plum blooming on the snow-white silk quilt with his mobile phone. After taking the picture, he felt unwilling, so he bought the quilt from the hotel. . .

Hotel staff: This is the first time I have seen a wonderful guest who came to the hotel to buy a quilt...

Li Shengxian: This is quite a commemorative silk quilt, it is the treasure of him and sister Huijing~

An Huijing watched the silk quilt silently for a long time, and suddenly said, "If I hadn't fallen and become popular that night, would you feel that you were at a disadvantage? Would you regret it?"

"Sister, what are you kidding, there is no such thing~" Li Shengxian put the quilt away, carefully carried it into the trunk, and opened the car door for An Huijing, "Please sit down."

An Huijing lowered her head and fastened her seat belt, and said casually: "Not every virgin or woman will have a red hair, like those athletes who often exercise vigorously, they basically don't, because their hair has ruptured long ago."

"Really?" Li Shengxian obviously heard it for the first time, "Why is that?" Could it be that what he heard when he was a child was all wrong?

She looked at him fixedly: "Because virgins, women, and membranes are not membranes at all."

Li Shengxian: →_→Are you kidding me?Stop kidding, this joke is not funny at all...

"It's a ring-shaped layer of connective tissue, in other words, it's a piece of flesh. It's okay to rupture and bleed, but if it hurts, it proves that your technique is not good." An Huijing said word by word, "So I originally thought that someone who loves strenuous exercise like me should have broken down long ago, and I still have to think about how to explain it to you, but now it will save trouble."

Li Shengxian: This feeling of IQ being severely suppressed...he should just drive obediently ●_●

An Huijing: Why is it suddenly so quiet in the car? "No, Li Shengxian, you still haven't answered my question."

He replied without hesitation: "No matter what you are, I want you."

"Really?" Although An Huijing asked, a smile was already on her face: her boyfriend answered so decisively~ Hey, the sky is bluer, the mountains are greener, and the water is greener. It's clear~

Li Shengxian: "Really. By the way, I was so happy last night that I forgot to take a picture of you sister. Let's make up for it after we go back, shall we?"

An Huijing turned her head to avoid his gaze: "...Concentrate on driving your car."

"Sister, are you going back on your word?" Li Shengxian stared at her with burning eyes, "Don't use this to perfuse me again."

"What are you regretting? Don't look at me, there is a car in front!" She pushed the steering wheel anxiously, and the car cleverly avoided the yellow sports car in front of them that almost came into close contact with them in an S-shaped route.

Lee Seung Hyun: "I regret that I promised to take fruit photos."

An Huijing leisurely escaped from the nail clippers and began to manicure: "Did I promise you?"

"You clearly said that if you are satisfied with the service, you will agree to me..." The elder sister began to play tricks again.

She leaned over to remove the strands of hair stuck to his clothes: "Then did I say that I am satisfied?"

"Does it mean that I haven't done enough?" Li Shengxian stepped on the brakes, pulled up the handbrake lever and stopped the car, "Is it possible to remedy it now? Is there still time?" He said and wanted to unbutton his shirt.

An Huijing hurriedly pressed his hand: "On the road? Doing that kind of thing? Li Shengxian, are you crazy?! I promise you that you can take fruit photos later, there is no rush."

He grabbed her hand with his back and pressed it on his chest: "But I have to go to the United States for a few days to shoot the MV. I will miss you. If I don't have your photo, I..."

She laughed: "Do you want to see things and think about others?"

Li Shengxian nodded like a pounding garlic: "Yes."

"Then why do you need fruit photos? Ordinary photos won't work? I have a bunch of ID photos here. There are many places where I just need to go through hospital admission procedures. I have a lot of them with me." An Huijing lowered her head to rummage through, I took a bunch of documents and took photos.

"Uh... But fruit photos have a special meaning, it's better to take a photo."

She leaned over: "You want to masturbate to my fruit photo?"

Li Shengxian: "..." You guessed it right! !What's my face, beep, beep...

An Huijing returned to her seat: "Keep driving."

He was overjoyed: "So...you promised me?"

"talk later."

"..."

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Back in Seoul, Lee Seung Hyun felt the reality of the busy schedule due to the [-]th mini album.For the shooting of the album's title song "Tonight", bigbang and his party came to Las Vegas. Of course, An Huijing didn't go with her. She still has a few surgeries to do.

The protagonists of this MV are the infatuated man Dacheng, the bad man TOP and the woman who wanders between the two men, so Li Shengxian and his other two brothers are pure onlookers. In An Huijing's words, it is another gorgeous trick .

Li Shengxian, who has few scenes, is relatively leisurely. He spends most of his time in his room playing computer games, watching baseball movies and so on.

Hanging nateon (Korean QQ-like chat tool) and playing baseball movies, Lee Seung-hyun was having a good time masturbating.Suddenly, the profile picture of sister Hui Jing, who had been waiting quietly in his list, shook.

【What are you doing? (Actually, this sentence is quite annoying...)] She sent a friendly smile.

Li Shengxian's left hand stopped in embarrassment: He can't say that he is masturbating, can he?He turned on the light in the room in a hurry, went to the bathroom to wash his hands and came back and started to lie: [I was playing wow just now, the internet speed in foreign countries is not as fast as in Korea, the news was delayed and I didn’t see it.What are you doing sister? 】

【Actually, you were masturbating just now, right? 】An Huijing sent an obscene emoji with malicious intentions.

Li Shengxian felt empty in his heart: [……Really not, I found out that I was seriously playing the game just now. 】

An Huijing expressed regret and regret: [Oh?Yeah?Well then, I originally wanted to send you something to help you masturbate...]

【what? 】Li Shengxian's curiosity was aroused by her,【If it's massive resources or something, I'll thank you sister first, but you also know that I don't really need it~】

[Of course not, it's my fruit photo. 】

Li Shengxian's hands that were typing on the keyboard were trembling, and his hands were fast: [Really? Really? Really?Sister, do you want to send me a fruit photo? ! 】

An Hui replied cheaply: [Originally, but since you are playing games, I won't bother you.Get off first, Bai~]

[I wasn't playing the game just now!In fact, I'm masturbating... so sister, don't play it!Right now, I desperately need a photo of you, sister, you are as beautiful as a celestial being, charming, overpowering, gorgeous and natural (?)! 】(Are you sure that after such a large group of people are still there?)

3 minutes passed, Li Shengxian did not receive a reply from An Huijing.

"I can't really download it..." Just as he was about to close the chat window in dejection, An Huijing sent a picture.

With the resolution of Li Shengxian's 1280*800 laptop, An Huijing didn't put on makeup, and smiled charmingly at him in front of the camera.

In fact, An Huijing is not completely naked.She let down her long hair that was almost waist-length, and deliberately left a few strands to cover the two places in front of her breast (I don’t want to change the text, the keywords are replaced in English), wearing nothing but T-back, deliberately The trimmed forest is playfully exposed behind the T-back fabric, adding a bit of seductive atmosphere.

Li Shengxian was dumbfounded.Sister Huijing like this can arouse his lust and desire more than when she doesn't wear clothes.

【Alright, I've sent you the photo I promised to give you.I still have things to do, I really have to leave. 】An Huijing had a kind of belated shyness and regret, and just found a reason to log off.

How can Li Shengxian have the time to return to her... Facing the photo, he is having fun~

Brother Dalong's voice suddenly sounded outside the room door: "Li Shengxian, we are going to the nearby casino tonight, do you want to come together?"

Li Shengxian's left hand was up and down, and he replied in a trembling voice: "No time!"

"What are you doing? Why doesn't the voice sound right?" Zhilong was puzzled, "I want to check, open the door."

"Why is it at this time!" Li Shengxian saved the photo resignedly, turned off Nateon, took out a tissue to wipe his hands, and checked carefully before opening the door.

Quan Zhilong started sniffing as soon as he came in: "Li Shengxian, why is there a strange smell in your room?"

"Ahahaha, is it?" He followed behind his captain and casually overturned a bucket of half-eaten noodles, "Maybe it's the taste of instant noodles, I accidentally knocked it over when I was eating it."

"Strange, obviously it doesn't taste like this..."

Li Shengxian stood in front of the laptop: "Brother, didn't you just say you wanted to take me to the casino for something? Let's go."

"Didn't you just say you're not free?"

He smiled flatteringly: "The situation is different, brother, you have come into the room to invite me in person, how can I not go, this is not a waste of your painstaking efforts, my dear brother Zhilong, what do you think? ?”

"Hey Ichiko, maknae, the more eager you are to go out with me, the more suspicious I become... You weren't watching a baseball movie just now, were you?"

"Uh……"

"I said you have An Huijing, why are you still watching baseball movies? Do you know how embarrassing I was when you secretly used Zhou Jin's notebook to watch baseball movies last time? Why don't you have a long memory!" Quan Zhilong As he talked, he wished he could poke his finger on Li Shengxian's forehead.

Li Shengxian bowed his head sincerely: "Brother... I was wrong."

"The casino won't take you tonight, stay in the room and think about your mistakes behind closed doors."

"Yes……"

"Let me find out that you watch baseball movies again and you will die!"

"I know I know."

"what do you know?"

"Small masturbation makes you happy, big masturbation hurts your body, strong masturbation wipes out, Brother Zhilong, you are doing this for my own good~"

"...You are wise, I am leaving."

"Goodbye Zhilong~"

第 52

You must know that it is a very scary thing for a person with a cleanliness to become a doctor, which means that he not only has extremely high requirements for the living environment, but also develops healthy living habits that are difficult for ordinary people to understand.

For example, An Huijing, this point was fully reflected when Li Shengxian took her to his 7th brother's Hot Feng Spicy Chicken restaurant.Anyone who is familiar with Korean dramas knows that Koreans have a fine tradition of eating chicken butts, although the reason remains to be studied.The native Guangjiao Li Shengxian is no exception. Just as he picked up a chicken butt, An Huijing slapped his hand: "Don't eat it, there are lymphocytes and phagocytes in the upper sac of the chicken cavity, and you can understand their functions." You know, all the bacteria and viruses are inside, and the pollutants eaten by chickens cannot be excreted from the body, after being digested and absorbed, they are all sent to the sac for storage, even in cooked chickens, those pollutants are still there.”

The originally elated customer next to him: "..." silently put down his chopsticks.

Li Shengxian: "..." Can I say that I can't even eat chicken?

An Huijing: Not good, brother SE7EN opened a new store, did I say it too directly?After thinking for a while, she changed her mind and said, "So don't eat the chicken butt, you can eat other parts of the chicken."

The customer at the next table silently picked up the chopsticks again. . . .

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Once again, Li Shengxian ate lunch at An Huijing's house because he had to catch an announcement, and then went out with two eggs in his pocket.

"Hey, hey, stop." An Huijing walked to him slowly, nibbling melon seeds, and took the eggs from his pocket, "Eat up to four eggs a week. If you eat too much, your blood cholesterol level will be too high." , leading to the occurrence of atherosclerosis and cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases." She said a lot in one breath like an endorsement.

"Then what do I want to eat?" Li Shengxian looked at the two eggs going away, "I lived like this when I was a trainee..." Eggs, eggs, come back soon, I can't take it anymore~

"It's not healthy to eat like that." An Huijing took out a boxed lunch from the refrigerator, "Eat this, I specially prepared it for you."

He hesitated: "You...do it yourself again?" Don't you know the dangers of the food you cook after so many years?

"No, I have a lot of work to do every day. There are so many patients and so many operations to do every day. How can I have time to make lunch for you. I bought this from outside."

"Then how do you say that you matched..."

"If I don't cook, can I still not be able to choose dishes? It's so annoying~" She stuffed the lunch box into his arms, "Go, go, or the announcement will be delayed."

"But my eggs..."

An Huijing gave a sharp look: →, → will you listen to me?

Lee Seung Hyun: "...I'm leaving, sister~"

An Huijing: "Well, for nothing."

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On June 2011, 6, Li Shengxian became the sixth representative of successful entrepreneurs in the entertainment industry.

In order to show off and establish a great image of himself, Li Shengxian put on a handsome black suit, a bow tie, a belt and leather shoes and invited An Huijing out for tea to celebrate.

The waiter stood aside, holding a pen and preparing to take notes.

"Sister, just order whatever you like to drink, don't be polite." Li Shengxian waved his hands domineeringly, "I have money~"

An Huijing: "What a coincidence, I can't drink tea today."

"Why?" Li Shengxian felt that his brain couldn't turn around all of a sudden?

"Not just today, I can't drink tea for five days because my mother is on her period."

The corner of the waiter's mouth twitched imperceptibly.

Li Shengxian: "Ahem... Sister, there is someone beside me."

An Huijing: "So what if there are people? Menstruation is a normal physiological phenomenon. If it doesn't come, it's not normal. If I don't come at my age, it's premature amenorrhea." If the topics related to organs and organs are on a large scale, it is an insult to their professional ethics. You must know what kind of corpses they haven’t touched, what kind of naked bodies they haven’t seen, and what topics they haven’t talked about~

Li Shengxian: T口T You come here and you don’t drink tea, how can I show off? "Then why don't you drink something else?"

An Huijing: "You can drink jujube and white fungus soup or brown sugar water."

Waiter: "Sorry, we don't serve these drinks."

"Well, forget it." An Huijing threw the menu aside, took out her phone and started cutting fruit.

"How can I do that?" Li Shengxian raised his hand to signal the waiter to go down first, "Sister, why don't you drink anything when you come here? Are you just sitting like this? How embarrassing..." You are shameless Face it. . .

"It doesn't matter, I can watch you drink it if you order it or not." She continued to lower her head and concentrate on cutting the fruit.

He went directly to her and grabbed her mobile phone: "Sister! You watch me talk."

"What's wrong?" An Huijing turned into "Li Shengxian Sunflower", blinking her eyes innocently, "Aren't I just looking at you with affection?"

"Do you know why I asked you out for tea?" He groped for a while, turned off the game from the background, and then handed the phone back to her with confidence.

An Huijing thought about it: "Is it because of the fact that you won the sixth place as the representative of successful entrepreneurs in the entertainment industry?"

"You know everything?" Li Shengxian returned to his seat disappointed, "Then why didn't you respond?"

"I was thinking about how to celebrate for you, why don't you just ask me out?" She looked at him and smiled, "I want to celebrate for you, you have to give me a chance too."

"Otherwise, I will leave today's time and activities to my sister to arrange and plan, right? Wherever you want to take me, you can celebrate in any way you want."

"Uh... Let me think about it." An Huijing put her chin in her hands and began to talk to herself seriously, "Hmm... I've been menstruating for the past few days, so it's okay to exercise vigorously. (Li Shengxian: T mouth T then I will It’s a pity.) I can’t take you to eat greasy food. It takes at least five hours to digest once you eat it, and it will concentrate the blood in the brain to the stomach, making people drowsy. It’s easy for you to catch the notice Lack of energy. It’s not okay to go to entertainment venues too late, firstly, my body doesn’t allow it, and secondly, lack of sleep can easily make me stupid, people must ensure eight hours of sleep a day...” She snapped her fingers one by one Counting items, only to find that there are fewer and fewer things to do.

Li Shengxian: "Then what else can we do?"

An Huijing smiled slightly: "Then go to bed~"

"Sister, stop teasing me..." Li Shengxian had no intention of going back.

"I'm not kidding you, I'm serious." Please look at my serious expression.

"But today is a special day, I don't want to just live it so casually."

She spread her hands helplessly: "But I really have trouble moving today, what should I do?"

Li Shengxian: "..." This feeling is like when I was a child, after trying to show 100 points in the test to my mother, my mother just touched his head and said "well done" to him, and then did not take any substantive actions to reward him. resulting in a sense of loss.Does menstruation come by such a coincidence, sister Huijing T mouth T

Li Shengxian's disappointed expression made An Huijing's original firm heart start to shake, and she smashed her mouth in embarrassment: "Let's do this, I will give you a blowjob." Isn't it convenient? ~

Li Shengxian: "What job are you talking about?"

"Blowjob, didn't I tell you these two words before? Why is my memory so bad?"

"Sister, don't speak foreign language anymore, tell me directly, what are you going to do to me to reward me?"

She slowly approached his ear, breathed like blue: "Give you koujiao~"

Lee Seung Hyun: What did he just hear?Did you hear me right?Sister Huijing wants to give him a koujiao? ! !What should I do if I am swollen?He was so happy that he was going to faint~ At least now he can't think anymore, it seems that someone is setting off fireworks in his mind, one green, one purple, one orange, one left and one right...

"Li Shengxian, your soul is lost."

"...Ah?" Sister, what are you talking about?Why do you open and close your mouth but I can't hear anything?

"Pfft... are you that happy?" She hooked his bow tie and got up, "If you are happy, don't be dazed, let's get down to business, don't just sit here and waste time~"

Li Shengxian followed An Huijing out in a daze.

"Sir, miss, don't you want to order?" The waiter who went down just now came up and asked them.

"No more, we still have business to do." An Huijing curled her lips at him, and led Li Shengxian out the door.

Waiter: "..." If I don't discharge people like this, I'm a passer-by with integrity!

Li Shengxian came back to his senses and stretched out his hand to cover most of his sister Huijing's face: "Sister, don't just fire at passers-by."

"Have you recovered?" She played with his Adam's apple with her fingertips, "Jealous?"

"Of course! You can only smile at me like this! Without my permission, you are not allowed to seduce others!"

"I know, I know~ Then shall we go?"

"Of course."

"To my place or to yours?"

"Of course I'm going to your place. My place is not safe. Maybe Brother Long will come back when."

"Okay, when the time comes, keep your voice down, so as not to attract my neighbors."

Li Shengxian blushed when thinking of a certain scene: "This...I will try my best." Love, arrival, concentration, and time are really not something he can spare~

But this still mainly depends on the skills of his sister Huijing>.