Zai He follows his mother's surname

"What are you doing here? Don't you go in?"

"Ah,? Later... um?" Shuji Tsushima, who was lost in thought, was taken aback for a moment, turned around, and saw Mrs. Tsushima who was looking at him with a smile on his face, and Mr. Saiki who was still expressionless.

"..."

staring at each other...

At this moment, countless thoughts flashed through Shuji Tsushima's brain, and it can be summed up as: When did the two of them stay here all the time? In other words, why are they not at home? Could it be that they went out to play behind their backs? Ah, it's too much but it's not surprising, so the two of them saw it from the beginning to the end, so shameful...

In an emergency, the brain always works faster than before, but it just needs to jump faster: at this moment Shuji Tsushima's mind is not only shocked when he suddenly finds his parents standing behind him, but also messy complaints.

"Ahhhhhhhh!!" After this moment, Shuji Tsushima screamed, turned around and ran back to the house quickly, just like a cat that was startled by something that suddenly appeared, jumped up and ran away .

Just came back from a walk with her husband, Mrs. Tsushima who just wanted to say hello when she saw her son at the door: "Huh?"

"What's the matter with this child?" Mrs. Tsushima's eyes widened in surprise. Seeing that her son's rather happy smile was replaced by surprise, she blinked in doubt and asked in a daze.Obviously he didn't understand what the hell was going on with his son's behavior.

[Maybe I was scared by you. ] Mr. Qi Mu made an objective evaluation. After all, suddenly someone is talking to you behind your back. It is really scary enough. It is not incomprehensible to be scared.

"Really? Sure enough, the child is getting older?" Mrs. Tsushima caressed her face and sighed, "They all have their own little thoughts."

[ah? ] Mr. Saiki looked at Mrs. Tsushima, puzzled.

This is obviously because they were scared by the two of them, right?Why did he suddenly jump to other people's thoughts?Mr. Qi Mu said that he could not keep up with his wife's thinking.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Mrs. Tsushima asked softly, noticing her husband's gaze.

[No,? Nothing. ] Mr. Saiki shook his head.

Mr. Qi Mu didn't speak, although he really wanted to ask his wife how her thinking jumped to this point, and whether the leap was too big.

Maybe this is the intuition of the legendary woman?

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Saiki/Tsushima house.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Shuji Tsushima lying on the sofa, occupying the entire space of the sofa, and from time to time, he would flop like a fish that had landed and lacked oxygen. He seemed unwilling to face reality,? He could still hear Humming and chirping sounds like 'Oh' and 'Uh'.

"Pfft..." Seeing her son like this, Mrs. Tsushima laughed ruthlessly, walked to the sofa, squatted down, and patted someone who was pretending to be dead: "What's the matter? Who messed with our little girl?" baby?"

"Ji Si Ni Meng." The little baby with his head buried made a vague voice.

"...Hey!" Mrs. Tsushima covered her heart, feeling so cute.

Mr. Saiki, who knows what Mrs. Tsushima is thinking at this moment without telepathy: […]

What's so cute about this!Isn't this kid ashamed to act like a baby with her mother at such a grown up? !

∧∧∧Mr. Qi Mu, who is gradually becoming Chinese, sends out complaints in the style of a Chinese patriarch. It can be seen that Mr. Qi Mu has made great progress in the skill of complaining.

Congrats, congratulations.

[Shuji, we will start the exam when you are ready, don't make me wait too long. ] Mr. Saiki inserted himself between the mother and child who were interacting with each other in confusion, Shuji Tsushima, who was lying on his stomach and let Mrs. Tsushima prod, froze: This is to chase someone away!

Mr. Qi Mu’s words can be directly translated from another angle: You come to me immediately to solve your assessment problems, and then leave me as quickly as possible. Don’t take it for granted but very A light bulb that gets in the way, gets in the way.

Dad will use this kind of oblique method when he is promising.

... Is there any problem with the point of killing you?

"What's the rush? My son just came back. You've lost a lot of weight. Rest for two days and eat some good tonic." Mrs. Tsushima poked the part of her son's cheek that was not buried, um, it's still Such a bomb.

Shuji Tsushima, who was out eating and drinking: "..."

Mom, I’m not thin, I even gained weight_(:з」∠)_Although I didn’t weigh much, I still look like I’ve lost weight... Well, forget it, let’s not talk about it, people with super powers + people with different powers can’t manage weight What a shame.

Does he want to eat less?

∧∧∧Shuji Tsushima, who was growing his body, was lost in thought.

Mr. Saiki: […] Dear, how can I tell you that every time I use clairvoyance to see what this kid is doing, he is either eating or on the way to eat?Forget it, he still eats with others and even uses this false excuse to eat with others!

What?How did he know?

Nonsense, this kid eats on the way to send it there!After that, I gave the leftovers to the needy children in the slums-although the number is not small, it is a good thing to do.

But that's not the point right now, don't worry about it.

Mrs. Tsushima, who didn't know what the father and son were thinking, rolled her eyes gracefully at Mr. Qi Mu: "Also, can you stop rushing him away every time your son comes back, and don't plan to take a good look at your son?" ?—Don’t think I don’t know about your little Jiujiu, look at some fathers who drive their children out like you.”

Mr. Qi Mu was silent for a while, and argued: [Uh, um. ]

???

Wait, is that justification?Qi Shen, are you serious?

After thinking about it for a while, he felt that no father would drive his underage children outside, so Mr. Qi Mu naturally swallowed the complaint that he wanted to get out of his head.

Besides, if there is any problem, we can completely discuss it in the evening, why bother to distinguish between high and low at this time.

"Hmph, as long as you know." Madam Tsushima was very satisfied with Mr. Saiki's reflective attitude.

Tsk tsk, I really don't understand, how can there be a father who can't get along with his son?Of course, it's not that Mr. Saiki and Shuji Tsushima can't get along, it's just...

At some point, he really felt that his son was redundant.But it's much better now, since Shuji Tsushima was alone in a room, this situation has been much less.

"Okay, let's not talk about this," Mrs. Tsushima turned her head and rubbed Shuji Tsushima's fluffy head, "What does Dazai want to eat today, mom will make it for you."

"I……"

[Coffee Jelly! ]

The mother and son looked at the person who spoke in unison: "..."

"Are you serious? Can coffee jelly be eaten as a meal?"

Of course it is possible!Mr. Saiki said in his heart.

"Dad, are you going to grab a meal with me? Isn't it? How often does your son come back, and he doesn't even have the qualifications to eat the meal he wants?!" Shuji Tsushima complained.

[...Speaking as if I have the same. ] This time, it was no longer a mere internal complaint, Mr. Saiki bravely used telepathy to 'speak' out!

Don't think that he can eat his favorite coffee jelly. Mrs. Tsushima has already strictly restricted his coffee jelly and any other sweets on the grounds of preventing middle-aged fat.Although he has said that people with super powers will not gain weight, Mrs. Tsushima dismissed it on the grounds that "you can't use the super power card bug".

"Ah? What are you talking about? Why didn't you?" Mrs. Tsushima said in surprise, "Which time did I not ask you what you want to eat when cooking? If you want to eat, I will definitely prepare it for you."

[Coffee Jelly! ]

"...that's dessert." Mrs. Tsushima remained expressionless, feeling as if she had raised two big babies.

Mr. Saiki dead fish eyes expressionless: orz

"Cough cough," Shuji Tsushima, who was almost holding back his internal injuries, coughed twice, and sat down on the sofa: "Then what, I'm still the same, I want to eat crab meat feast!"

Don't look at Shuji Tsushima's ordering crab meat every time, but Mrs. Tsushima's cooking is always different from the outside. The most important thing is that Shuji Tsushima can't order too many times.

At least, Mrs. Tsushima will not cook him a meal every month, and I still have some regrets _(:з」∠)_

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Although Mrs. Tsushima warned Mr. Saiki, Shuji Tsushima was early and went to Mr. Saiki to complete the exam the next day after returning.

Shuji Tsushima, who is very experienced, doesn't think he wants to be compared with women at all. How can men be magnanimous? You know, these big men are more narrow-minded than you think in some things.

As for leaving after the exam?Just kidding, let's not say that this is also his home, the most critical question is - what dad said doesn't count.

Is it possible that this big man can still preview the stickers of his wife and son?Just like a child who is on vacation cannot be allowed to go to school, what should parents do other than endure the child who is at home on vacation?At most, wait for the children to start school and dance in front of them to show their happy mood.

That being the case, why should Mr. Qi Mu be assessed early?Didn't I say it before, men are also very narrow-minded, not to mention men who eat vinegar really can't be messed with.

Of course, there is also the idea of ​​"early death and early birth": anyway, the exam will be taken sooner or later, so it will be easier to finish early.

This is the same as memorizing texts for the teacher. No matter how nervous you are, you will have to memorize sooner or later. It's better to finish memorizing early to make your thumping little heart feel better.

——Tsushima Shuji Tsushima did not have such an experience.

Frankly speaking, Shuji Tsushima was not nervous about the exam from his parents. At most, he was a little flustered because of situations beyond his expectations. This refers to Mrs. Tsushima.It's easy to say for Mr. Saiki, this time, if there is no accident, it is related to superpowers as before.

It's not Shuji Tsushima's nonsense, he thinks that Mr. Saiki can be assessed in terms of superpowers. As for learning knowledge, the school has already completed the test!

However, Shuji Tsushima did not expect that when he pushed open the door of the study in a good mood, there was Mr. Saiki with a strange face waiting for him.

Ok?

The moment he saw Mr. Saiki's expression, Shuji Tsushima realized that there was a problem.

As we all know, Mr. Saiki has facial paralysis, and he is usually in a state of "expressionless" for a long time. If you want to write a book about Mr. Saiki, you don't need any expression description.

It's true that Mr. Saiki has other expressions, but with those changes of a few pixels, it's fine to write it on paper. If one day it becomes a manga or animation, readers of the original work will suspect that the author is in the water!

Such and such Mr. Qi Mu, now there is a very obvious subtlety on his face, which can be seen by anyone.

I don't know if it's Shuji Tsushima's illusion, but he always feels that Mrs. Tsushima's non-highlight purple eyes hidden behind the green lenses seem to have turned into a fan-shaped picture, and the emotions in it are too complicated, please forgive his poor eyesight for not being able to see it.

Although he couldn't see it, it didn't affect Shuji Tsushima's head full of question marks. He tilted his head, looked at Mr. Saiki suspiciously, and silently asked him what's wrong.

Then, Mr. Saiki's expression became more subtle.

Tsushima Shuji: ? ? ?

What?What's wrong?He just came home yesterday, right? !

The author has something to say: Mr. Qi Mu: Why can't coffee jelly be a meal? Who said that? !

Shuji Tsushima: (?▽｀)ノ? Actually, Dad, you can be bolder, for example, say it in front of your mother.

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感谢在2021-03-15?07:38:26~2021-03-16?15:11:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thank you to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Sensiyin; 1 bottle of Karl and Fleeting Years;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!