[Comprehensive British and American] Don't rush, the angel beast is evolving

He became a cat, the Kansas cat.

As the classic 007 soundtrack sounded, Rorschach solemnly jumped from the toilet seat to the ground. His body and limbs formed a vigorous line in the jump. Sliding to the bottom along the smooth handrail.

Immediately afterwards, there was a standard meow version superhero landing posture, with one paw on the ground and one paw bent sideways, the cat's head was raised, and the amber-like almond cat's eyes accurately looked at the TV screen that was on in the living room.

"Meow~~" Rorschach took a few steps at a time, ran forward quickly, and held down the remote control in Little Clark's hand with his claws.

The fluffy cat's face was facing Clark's line of sight, and the cat's eyes actually showed humane emotions that could be interpreted as "condemnation" by humans.

Little Clark, who was only five years old, sat on the ground in front of the TV. When he saw his kitten appear, he immediately laughed happily, took Luo Xia into his arms, and put his little face on the cat: "Furball !"

"Meow meow~! Meow~!" Rorschach waved his limbs and claws, trying to send a signal to Little Clark: now is the broadcast time of "Doctor Who"!Turn the TV channel back on! !

The almond-like cat's eyes clearly reflected the cartoon of "101 Dalmatians" being broadcast on the TV screen. Rorschach patted Clark's little nose with his soft paw pad, fully expressing his dissatisfaction.

This little alien from Krypton is indeed a canine creature. He likes watching dog cartoons so much, but he is not interested in his favorite science fiction works at all!

If you don't turn the channel back on, "Doctor Who" is about to finish the opening song!

He pushed his head against the little Kryptonian, but the Kryptonian patted the back of his neck indifferently, and immediately made a comfortable "snurling" sound from his mouth.

——Ahhh!Damn uncontrollable physiological reactions!

Rorschach was almost teary-eyed by the Kryptonians.

After he became a kitten, he discovered that many things are beyond the control of the cat's body.For example, the hair all over his body will explode when he is frightened, for example, he will become unbearably greedy when he smells the smell of fresh meat, or for example, the back of his neck is his Achilles' heel, once someone strokes this place with his hair, he will subconsciously feel comfortable Gotta purr.

Juvenile Kryptonians are so cunning!I knew to catch him a cat and squeeze it hard!

Rorschach decided to add another item to his "Kryptonian Observation Notes": very cunning, and he knows how to exploit the cat's weakness.

Of course, in his observation notes, there are also detailed records of other outrageous behaviors of the young Kryptonians.

After he verified in many ways and confirmed that the planet he inexplicably came to was the old earth in the comic world, he began various observations of this juvenile Kryptonian.

He knew everything about the origin of the little Kryptonians.

Little Clark, or rather, the Kryptonian child named Kal-El, was the last naturally conceived baby on Krypton.The highly developed civilization of Krypton was on the verge of destruction because it could not withstand excessive resource development. Before Krypton exploded, his parents sent the infant child to the earth.

The spaceship lands in the cornfields of Kansas carrying the last Sons of Krypton.The kind-hearted Kent couple found the child, and they decided to adopt him and raise him up.

The light of the yellow sun on Earth would make the boy stronger than all Kryptonians, and would give him powers beyond the imagination of Earthlings.He is the boy favored by the sun, he is the son of tomorrow of the earth.

When he grows up, he will become the patron saint of this blue planet.

But now, the future patron saint is just a stupid five-year-old boy.

Although Xiao Hanbao already has an advanced level of intelligence that surpasses that of people on earth (Rorschach once passed the test of a TV reality show that won awards for answering questions), he obviously doesn't like to use his unusually clever little head to solve problems, but is more willing to do it. An ordinary five-year-old kid.

He loved being human from the bottom of his heart.He likes to follow Jonathan and watch him drive a farm tractor, he likes children's cartoons on TV, he likes to talk to every little animal around him, he likes small flowers and grass, he likes sunshine, and he likes the whole world.

He was always waving his short hands and legs, and foolishly ran around holding Rorschach.

Every time Luo Xia was held above his head by him and ran around in the cornfield with him, he couldn't help crying against the wind——

Foul, too foul!The son of tomorrow of the earth, the god of the world, was so cute and naive in his childhood, it was a foul!

Who can resist those big Kryptonian blue eyes blinking at him innocently and cheerfully?Every time Rorschach and this Kryptonian cub looked at each other, all principles and bottom lines went with the wind.

——He couldn't even bully his master as viciously as a real cat! !This is the nature of cats! !

If he had been a real cat, he would have managed to wrest control of the remote from the little Kryptonians and watch his beloved Doctor Who show.

However, he is a fake cat who has no resistance to Kryptonian cubs - it is impossible to blame him for his weak willpower. He is a small fan of adult Kryptonians. Seeing his idol in such a cute childhood state, How can he resist?

He could only compromise for the Nth time and watch "101 Dalmatians" with the little Kryptonian.

There's nothing wrong with watching Dalmatians though.

Alas, cubs are harmful to people, no, they are harmful to cats.

Rorschach, who was kneaded into a white pompom by Little Clark, thought solemnly.

Once again, he was touched by his little master, like a soft white ball, only the wet cat's kiss was tender pink, and the four claws stretched out with every kneading by the little master , revealing a small pink pad.

Little Clark was holding his kitten contentedly. He loved his kitten the most. Since he picked up the fur ball in the woods a year ago, he had hardly been separated from it.

He eats, sleeps, and plays with the fur ball. He can see its fur ball whenever and wherever, and his fur ball is always where he can see it.

Fuqiu is the most fragrant and softest kitten in the world!

Clark hugged the soft fur ball and felt that he couldn't touch it enough. He held the fur ball in his hand and rubbed it, then buried his nose into the soft belly of the fur ball, and took several deep breaths. Still feeling unsatisfied, he kissed Fuqiu's little ear again.

Rorschach blushed from being kissed by him. He silently stretched out his paw and wiped the Kryptonian's saliva on his ear, pretending to be calm and thinking, Kryptonian blood must have genes similar to canine creatures, otherwise why would this Is it only Krypton's childhood experience that he likes to kiss and bite everywhere?

Rorschach, who hasn't had many intimate relationships since he was a child, will always be reddened by Clark's extremely intimate attitude towards pets.

It's fine to lick and lick the cat, but also to kiss and kiss, what kind of appearance!