[Comprehensive British and American] Don't rush, the angel beast is evolving

He seems to know who the "bittenbyspider" who was chatting with him hundreds of times on 8chan is.

——Sure enough,? A normal person would not name his ID "Bitten by a spider", and someone who would call this name is definitely not normal.

As one of the earliest members of the Avengers,? He feels that he has an obligation to immediately capture this kid who has not yet been brought under the control of S.H.I.E.L.D.,? Complete the superhero registration!

Luo Xia glanced at the little brown-haired boy coolly, and said with a half-smile: "Then I'll call you Peter, is that okay? You asked me two questions, and I'll answer your first one first." One question,? How do I feel about Superman?"

He walked down from the podium, pacing slowly in front of the first row of auditoriums, "Superman,? As the most powerful extraterrestrial life we ​​know so far,? I think he cares about the ultimate human exploration The significance of this far exceeds his significance as the chairman of the Justice League. We all know,? In the Black Zero incident, Superman made a difficult choice... Has anyone ever thought about what is behind this difficult choice? ?

"In my opinion, this is the victory of human nature. It is the victory of human beings for transcending the limits of human beings and pursuing the ultimate meaning, that is, the so-called eternal victory. The reason why Superman made this choice is that he obeyed our human nature. When he When faced with Zod's threat, he was actually tied up in a train paradox,? But he finally chose to break the railroad track and save those innocent citizens? Is it because of the compassion and kindness in his heart that transcends the species? No, he should have discovered it long before Zod appeared,? His soul has become a human being. What conquers him and infects him is our human beings engraved in our genes The sense of self-conscious defense against the species, he has lived on the earth for decades, has been saturated with primitive humanity unconsciously, even if he is an alien, isn’t this a proof of the power of human nature from the side ?”

Peter Parker held the microphone, and as soon as Rorschach's voice fell, he couldn't wait to ask: "But you said that, doesn't it also explain from the side, the power of superman lacks effective checks and balances? The so-called human nature you mentioned, you It should be known that the original human nature and acquired rationality and morality do not overlap in some parts. We have the illusion of race, which also includes jealousy, xenophobia, self-interest, rage...it also has, uh, a lot of negative things. The negative part, wouldn't Superman have it? And what are we going to do when the negative part gets out of hand?"

"...What you said is not true, because on the basis of human nature, he also has the acquired quality of moral self-discipline," Rorschach said with a knot in his tongue, "Okay, Mr. Peter Parker, you have asked too many questions Now, I think we should give other students a chance to show off, right? Come on, please pass the microphone to the beautiful lady in front of you—"

Peter opened his mouth and wanted to say something more, but the girl in the front row had already turned her head and looked at him eagerly. Peter shrugged and could only pass the microphone in his hand to her.

Rorschach answered seven or eight strange questions from the college students before ending the lecture.

He said goodbye to everyone, and the whole room in the lecture hall dispersed like swallows returning to their nests.He stayed on the podium, lowered his head and sorted out the materials he brought, when he heard a voice beside him greet him cautiously: "Uh, Mr. Leonard, how are you?"

... Heh, isn't this self-inflicted?

Rorschach raised his eyebrows, turned around, patted the non-existent dust on his hands, and said with a smile: "Mr. Parker, you came just in time. I just wanted to talk to you."

——Rorschach's smile is such a smile. When his two naturally romantic and affectionate eyes are bent and staring at someone, it will only make people feel that there is an amazing deep tenderness in these eyes.

This creates the illusion that he has put all his heart and soul into this person, and that the whole world is less important than this person.Anyone who is looked at by him like this will feel as if they are in heaven.

Peter Parker was stunned by this smile. The young boy who had never received this level of beauty crit, immediately became dizzy, and his ears were completely red.

His originally prepared opening speech got stuck in an instant, and he stumbled and said, "You, do you, do you also think what I said makes sense!"

Rorschach: "..."

He turned his face sideways and quickly looked around, and saw that everyone in the lecture hall had left, so he turned his head and showed a menacing smile at a good neighbor in New York who was at large: "You may have misunderstood, I am Wanted to chat with you about how you usually hang around New York in a spider bodysuit."

Peter gasped in horror.

"!!!"

He hastily covered his face with the notebook in his hand, and said in a panic: "No, no, no, no, you've got the wrong person, I don't know who you're talking about—oh, are you talking about Spider-Man, but I don't know anyone at all He, I think you must have made a mistake—"

Rorschach made a slightly puzzled sound, and he deliberately said: "Oh, is it? That may indeed be my mistake, I'm very sorry, Peter, my eyesight is really getting worse, and I actually see you and Spiderman as the same person. alone."

The brown-haired boy showed two big nimble eyes from behind the notebook: "It's okay, it's normal, all of us have occasionally wondered whether the people around us are those superheroes——"

"Look, Iron Man!" Rorschach said suddenly, pointing out the window.

Peter immediately turned his head excitedly, and the moment he turned around, Rorschach reached out and pushed the uncovered mineral water bottle on the table——

Before the mineral water bottle was about to fall over, the brown-haired boy who turned his back accurately took it into his hand.

"..."

Peter looked at Rorschach with his big eyes in panic.

Rorschach nodded, applauded and commented, "The spider sense works well."

"It's not the spider sensor! It's me... My natural reaction ability is a little faster than others..." Peter Parker was dying.

Rorschach looked at him meaningfully: "When my finger just touched the mineral water bottle, your hand was already stretched out. Your reaction ability is really amazing."

Peter Parker was speechless, he lowered his head: "Uh...it's because..."

Rorschach shook his head, "Listen, Peter, how old are you now? You're just a kid, but being a superhero is a dangerous job. You have to contact S.H.I.E.L.D., you know? They'll send professionals to help Yours, you have to learn how to protect yourself and how to control your own power... Star Lab and S.H.I.E.L.D. have been working together on projects, and I can help you contact them."

"I'm not, I'm really not!" Peter waved his hands again and again, but he didn't want to admit that he was the new New York superhero who had recently emerged with a lot of discussion—Spider-Man.

He ran away in a hurry, as if he was being chased by a terrifying monster, he didn't dare to turn his head.

Rorschach Leonard!This man is horrible! !How on earth did he know that he was Spider-Man at a glance! !

Peter was terrified.

But what frightened him even more.

When he ran back to his dormitory through half of the campus at a speed faster than a [-]-meter race, two SHIELD agents in black suits and cool black sunglasses on their noses were already waiting in his dormitory.

The female agent in a black suit showed him her job card: "Peter Parker, we want to talk to you."

Peter looked at the conspicuous letters of S.H.I.E.L.D. on the task card, and swallowed in despair.

Rorschach Leonard, is he a devil! ! !A devil with the face of an angel! !

His despair reached its peak when he received the private message from the forum "SkywalkerRR" at night.

"Perform well in S.H.I.E.L.D., and you will have a chance to enter the Avengers League. Come on, Peter!"

At the back of the private message, there was even a cute "cat rolling ball" gif expression.

Weeping.

Peter Parker couldn't help crying.

……

Over the weekend, Rorschach and Clark drove to Philadelphia to attend the annual Philadelphia UFO Symposium—a “symposium” in its name, but it was actually more of a comic-con for hardcore sci-fi fans.

Fans of sci-fi works from all over the country will come here, or dress themselves up as aliens, or sell and buy various sci-fi works peripherals, and various UFO and alien-themed events will be held around the clock. Panel discussion.

Over time, it has become the holy land of Jerusalem in the hearts of science fiction fans, and no science fiction fan would want to miss it.

As a loyal fan of various science fiction works, Rorschach will naturally not miss this event.

He called out to Clark happily, and crawled around the entire seminar hall like a nimble little fish, knowing every booth and every exhibition hall like the back of his hand.

He even handmade a set of uniforms he wore in the New Erth army, and put on his communication helmet seriously, every time he met those sci-fi friends who dressed themselves up as strange aliens. , he would stick out his chest and tell the other party confidently: "I'm dressed as a New Essian!"

"New Ess? I haven't heard of this planet. Where is it? Tell me in detail!" Someone always asked him curiously.

When it comes to Xin Ersi, Rorschach is not sleepy. He will always talk to them about the specific location and environmental characteristics of Xin Ersi in the Milky Way with great interest. At the end, he will add another sentence: "Don't you know , did the Angel Beast come from Xin Ersi?"

"Oh, then why don't you dress up as an angel beast?"

Rorschach said sternly: "That's so boring! Innovation, what we need is innovation."

And Clark—poor Clark was forced to put on a Kryptonian uniform that was different from Superman's uniform. The effect was to be pulled out by Rorshaw and tell others: "This is my companion. He is dressed as a Kryptonian."

At this time, they would get awe-inspiring gazes from the other side: "Wow, his cosplay is so perfect, judging by his figure, he can almost catch up with Superman!"

Rorschach was so proud as if they were boasting about himself: "That's right, that's right, he's really good at cosplaying!"

...Clark could only stand behind him, rubbing his nose and trying to hold back a smile.

However, they are not the only aliens playing in troubled waters.

Clark walked beside Rorschach, and while helping Rorschach organize the various Star Wars pictorials and peripheral toys he bought, he lowered his head and whispered to Rorschach: "The man in the hat on your left is a bionic model, I saw him There's a little Akiron sitting in his head."

Luo Xia nodded in agreement: "No wonder, I think his walking posture is very strange."

He bumped Clark with his elbow, raised his eyes, and motioned Clark to look over there, "Look at the man in the brown uniform over there, the one with the blond hair, his eyelids are a little hard, like a layer of gills, he must be a man A Sebo in disguise!"

Clark followed his line of sight, quickly glanced at the man Rorschach was talking about with his clairvoyant eyes, and whispered, "You're so smart, he's indeed a Sebo."

Rorschach made a "V" gesture to him behind his back, and said proudly: "Of course, no one is more familiar with the 'Atlas of Aliens Settling on Earth' published by S.H.I.E.L.D. than me."

There were smile lines on Clark's face: "You have always been the smartest."

Luo Xia's expression was bright, and he was about to continue walking briskly, but suddenly stopped abruptly.

He turned around abruptly, with an expression of disbelief: "Clark, help me to see if I'm dazzled. Is the person wearing a peaked cap next to the stand sign at the F28 booth in front of you Steve Rogers?"

Clark took a look and raised his eyebrows: "...It's him."

"The captain will also come to the seminar?" Rorschach slowly turned his body back, looking at the blond man who was still picking out the cute octopus doll in front of the booth, just like a curious man standing on tiptoe looking at the road ahead rabbit.

Clark was so cute that his heart trembled. He suppressed a smile, leaned over to Rorschach's ear and said, "...Booth B27 on your left, where Diana buys ice cream, walk to the end on your right, haha Er and Barry have just passed through the club security, and five meters behind you, one of your game playmates is glaring at you."

Rorschach:!

He turned his head subconsciously, looked through the crowds, and saw the unhappy and handsome stinky face of the adolescent kid Jason Todd in the corner that he hadn't paid attention to just now.

It turned out that today's seminar was full of old acquaintances.

——Are they secretly engaging in team building behind his back?

The author has something to say: relaxed and happy~~

感谢在2021-04-30?23:01:42~2021-05-01?23:15:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of lotus seeds;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!