Succubus just want to cook

There was silence in the house, and Yuan Ding and his two attendants ran away without looking back. A gust of wind flew in from the open door, blowing around the mountain of gold coins, filling the poor room with the stench of money.

In the middle of the Golden Mountain, Jia Pixiu, who had regained his human form, raised his hands and stretched his waist. His smooth muscle lines were particularly pleasing to the eye under the light of the golden river.

But it was not the case in Han Bo's eyes.

yue——

Seeing his "peacock spreading its tail", Han Bo couldn't help retching.

Jia Pixiu didn't notice the nausea in front of him, and he didn't realize that he had transformed back into a human form... Although he raised his hand to make the golden mountain rattle, obviously it wasn't the effect that a slap on a big hamster could cause.

Jia Pixiu rubbed his hair twice, wondering why it was not as soft as before.

After thinking for a second, he decided to get out of the gold coin burial first.

Jia Pixiu put his hands on the wall and stood up vigorously.The gold coins slid down, and the tall and strong figure floated out of the river of copper smell.

Han Bo watched helplessly as a well-proportioned naked man stood up from the mountain of gold coins. The whiteness of his skin and the gold of the money shone like a drunken man.

Terrible.

Endured on the verge of vomiting, Han Bo thought in a daze that he might be dragged into the bureau by anti-pornography and anti-illegal crimes tonight.

And Jia Pixiu, who was standing upright, was finally realized that something was wrong.

This altitude, which can touch the ceiling with a raised hand, is definitely not something a hamster can have.

Jia Pixiu lowered his head subconsciously, instead of the fluffy ball belly, the eight-piece washboard abs coldly told him a reality.

Congratulations.

Return to human form, run naked on the spot, and even fall off the horse.

Jia Pixiu was startled, squatted down, and buried himself in the pile of gold coins with a crash, even more tightly than when he came out, his shoulders and even his head were completely covered, only his hair was exposed.

Two seconds later, Jia Pixiu quietly emerged from the mountain of gold coins, and glanced at the demon in front of him.

The blond succubus squinted, looking at him inscrutablely.

Like looking at a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.

Thinking of the sad experience of being a "grain reserve" in recent days, Japixiu's soul shuddered reflexively.He tried to squeeze out a smile, trying to exude kindness: "HI~"

"Jia... Paixiu, right?" The little succubus resolutely rejected his hobby, showing a mouthful of neat white teeth with a fake smile.

More than a hundred hamburgers were buried between those gentle teeth.

"Why do you come to my house naked at night without sleeping?"

The little succubus didn't seem to realize that she was a big white hamster.

Jia Pixiu was overjoyed.

It’s good that the skin hasn’t come off, this identity has to be exposed, not to mention safety issues, but the fact that the patriarch of Pixiu’s prototype is a white ball no bigger than a palm, it’s enough to lose face if it’s revealed.For the time being, Jia Pixiu still wants to maintain the mighty and tall image of the Patriarch Pixiu.

It's good if you don't find it.

Japixiu's mind became active again, his nimble brain began to turn, and all the tricky thinking honed in the business field were revived.

"It's a long story..." He was interrupted just as he made a false statement.

"Have you ever seen a hamster this big?" Han Bo gestured to the size of a tiger's mouth, "It's white, with a bright yellow strap, like a pumpkin bag..."

"I've never seen it before." Jia Pixiu said firmly.

"Really..." Han Bo whispered, "Where did this guy go? It transformed you..."

"Still, you are Nuomi Ci." Han Bo raised his eyes sharply. "

"Who is Nuomi?" Jia Pixiu looked calm, "The pumpkin hamster?"

"Forget it." Seeing that his expression did not seem to be fake, Han Bo looked away, and pawed at the gold coin mountain twice, "Could it be buried below..."

Seeing that the little succubus believed his words, Jia Pixiu was overjoyed...

Before the joy was over, he felt his body tremble, and several lines appeared in front of his eyes.

This style also appeared when the road was blocked by Mamen.

Reducer.

not good.

Jia Pixiu thought secretly, and quickly used his spiritual power to resist the power of the spell, but the power of the restoration charm was overbearing, and finally the lines became clearer before his eyes.

Japicio let out a muffled groan.

Han Bo, who was rummaging through the pile of gold coins, looked up attracted by the sound.

With a flash of white light, the naked man with black hair disappeared, and the gold coin slid down with gravity and fell to the floor.

After a few seconds, the light dissipated, and a white fur ball dangled and crawled out of the pile of gold coins.

Jia Pixiu struggled to remove the gold coin on his body, and suddenly felt a chill on the top of his head.

He sharply raised his head, facing the little succubus and bent down, his delicate face magnified in front of his eyes.

The purple eyes of the blond succubus were full of sarcasm: "Never seen it before?"

Japixiu: ...

He stretched out his claws and waved fawningly:

"squeak……"

Before the squeak was heard, Jia Pixiu lightened his body, and the whole mouse was suspended in the air.

Han Bo straightened up, held Jia Pixiu in his hands and asked condescendingly, "Steamed or braised?"

"..."

"Squeak!" Jia Pixiu kicked his hind paws in horror, took out the communicator from the Qiankun bag at an incredible speed, and quickly typed on it: "I can explain!"

"Yo, I even brought things for communication." Han Bo sneered, "As expected of the patriarch who has admired me for a long time, he came to my house without thinking about eating or drinking."

"...I can explain."

The hamster in his hand was downcast. Knowing its true identity, it was impossible for Han Bo to really cook the patriarch Pixiu, so he could only lift his chin and said compassionately, "Let's talk."

Jia Pixiu felt relieved and confessed without any hesitation.

"So you were conspired by Mamen to become like this." After listening to the narration, Han Bo was thoughtful, "My hair can help you restore your original form..."

Thinking of this, he narrowed his eyes: "You want to pluck my hair?"

squeak! (Not plucked!)

Jia Pixiu hurriedly called out, seeing his unbelieving expression, he typed carefully to add.

"No, how much."

Without saying a word, Han Bo stretched out his free other hand and spread it out in front of him.

Giapixiu slowly tugged at his neck, pulling out a few strands of hair.

In order to use the Qiankun bag just now, almost all the inventory was handed over, and then the force was too strong, and the human form was restored for a short time.

"That's all there is left"

he typed reluctantly.

Han Bo looked at those golden hairs, and patted his head angrily: "I said, why do I keep dreaming about mice pulling out my hair? It turns out that all the thieves have lived in the house."

"Squeak... (sorry)"

"Do you know how precious hair is to contemporary young people? Do you know how many people have reflections on the top of their heads at a young age?" Han Bo angrily pointed at Jia Pixiu, "You don't know! Capitalist, the real world caused me to lose my hair, but in the other world, I would just get my hair out!"

Jia Pixiu couldn't understand what he was saying, but was still infected by his resentment, shrank his neck, and didn't dare to answer.

Han Bo cursed a few words, relieved his anger, and asked, "How much hair do you need to transform back into a human form?"

Jia Pixiu cheered up: "Will you help me restore my human form?"

"It depends." Han Bo said, "If there is less, I will become a Bodhisattva once, if there are more..."

He lifted Japixiu's hand and made a throwing motion.

"!" Jia Pixiu hurriedly explained with the communicator, "I don't need to pull it out, I can also suck it directly."

"What do you mean?" Han Bo shook his head, "Will it damage my hair? Are there any side effects? Will it turn gray overnight?"

"No!" said Giapicio, "I'll put my property on it."

After coming to another world for a while, Han Bo also had a certain understanding of the extent to which the Pixiu tribe loves wealth more than life.

At this moment, Giapixiu took "life" as a guarantee, and he believed most of it.

"I'll help you restore your human form, what's the benefit?"

"I can give you money."

Han Bo looked down at the mountain of gold coins and the sea of ​​gold coins: "Give these to me?"

"...a quarter."

"Three quarters." Han Bo insisted.

"two over five."

Han Bo didn't raise his eyes: "Stir fry or stew?"

"..."

"One-half, no more!"

"Deal." Han Bo accepted it as soon as he saw it, and put Jia Pixiu down with satisfaction, "I have no place to put so many gold coins, so you put them away first, and I need to get them from you."

Jia Pixiu landed on the ground, patted his butt resentfully, bent down in humiliation, picked up the last hair in stock, opened the Qiankun bag, and stuffed gold coins into his stomach one by one.

When he was struggling to collect a lot of gold coins, Han Bo patted his head: "System?"

No answer.

"I know you're here." Han Bo said, "I was called up to work overtime, how could I fall asleep so quickly."

【…】

【What's up? 】The system's voice is full of exhaustion.

"Has there been any progress on the main mission?" Han Bo asked, "After filming the commercial and doing the live broadcast, it should be somewhat effective."

[Main task - heartthrob, achieve 5%]

"Sure enough." Han Bo said unsurprisingly, "But aren't you going too far, are you never going to tell me if I don't ask you?"

[The system is a humanized system. Since the host chooses not to follow the routine and find another way, the system will give the corresponding freedom]

"In other words, I was freed." Han Bo concluded, and asked again, "What's the matter with the first branch mission?"

[The host triggers a hidden mission, and the strategy plan is forced to open]

"Can you refuse?"

【no】

"...'corresponding freedom'?"

Ignoring the host's yin and yang aura, the system said [After the task is successful, a chance to make a wish will be provided]

"Oh?" Han Bo became interested, "Can you just make a wish and send me back to the original world?"

[The content of the wish must not overlap with the rewards of the main task]

"Then what's the use of this..." Although he said so, Han Bo still asked, "What is the benchmark for completing the task?"

【Strategy of Patriarch Pixiu】

"Be more specific."

[Pixiu patriarch shows affection for the host, it is regarded as mission success]

"so……"

Jia Pixiu buried his head in the gold coins when Han Bo suddenly grabbed the back of his neck and forcibly turned around.

squeak!

Being grabbed and turned around like a chick without dignity, Giapiche let out a whining cry.

It's really rude to treat the head of the clan like that.

Han Bo ignored Jia Pixiu's dissatisfaction and grinned at him.

The laugh was too scary, like the bustard who saw the client, or the Pai Yao patriarch himself who saw the benefit.

Startled by that smile, Giapixiu took a step back and sat down on the pile of gold coins.

"Come on..." Han Bo smiled, reaching out to pat Jia Pixiu's round head, showing even more malicious intentions.

Giapixiu took a few steps back in fear.

"What are you climbing..." Han Bo pulled him back to his original position, and after letting go, he made a heart-to-heart gesture with his hands, "Come on, compare this shape."

Jia Pixiu lowered his head and saw that his hands were twisted, forming a strange shape with a pointed bottom and a round top, split in two in the middle, which looked like... an irregular butt.

What gesture is this?

Japixiu thought in shock.

So lewd, could it be some ancient code of the Succubus?

Jia Pixiu didn't move at all, Han Bo became impatient and urged, "Compare."

The mouse is under the eaves, the treasure is on his head, and his life is in the hands of the devil.

Japixiu had to bow his head.

He put down the gold coin slowly, and compared a malnourished "heart" with his claws.

Han Bo couldn't wait to ask the system: "How about it, you have expressed your affection, have you completed the task?"

【…】

The system looked at the deformed heart and was speechless.

[Please don't morally kidnap the task object, and don't try to humiliate the system IQ]

"Roar." Han Bo bowed his head unwillingly, and complained to Jia Pixiu, "Can't you imitate a little? You can't even open your hands, and your gestures are deformed..."

Giapixie, who was struggling to open his claws, shouted angrily:

squeak!

(For a hamster, not too much to ask!)