Succubus just want to cook

"Boss, Mamen is live broadcasting, and Mr. Han Bo's name is in the title." Zhu Li told Jia Pixiu the address of the live broadcast while driving the car.

Five minutes ago, Zhu Li learned that his spokesperson, the edible succubus, was kidnapped by Mamen. Four minutes ago, he was chased into the car by his boss and ordered to rescue him as quickly as possible.

"Aren't you going to notify the protoss law enforcement?" Zhu Li asked after hastily starting the car.

"Mammon let me go alone." Japixiu's face was even uglier than when he lost 500 million gold coins due to a wrong decision.

"Ah? Then why did you call me?!" Zhu Li was shocked.

"I don't know how to drive." Jia Pixiu said succinctly, "You send me downstairs, and I will go in by myself."

Zhu Li didn't dare to say anything more. The kidnapping of the spokesperson was a great challenge to the Pixiu family. It is worrying that the head of the family went to the meeting alone, but considering that he is already the strongest among the contemporary Pixiu...

If he couldn't even deal with the mammon who kidnapped him, then he was just sending the devil away.

With such a mentality, Zhu Li had no intention of sharing weal and woe with Jia Pixiu.Fortunately, his ability is information survey type. Although he can't provide military support, he can play a role in backup.He searched out Mamen's newly opened live broadcast room among tens of thousands of live broadcasts, and captured key words.

"Boss, they are doing a live broadcast, and the live broadcast number is wjsz4."

After reporting the news of the live broadcast, Zhu Li only heard a rustle in the back seat. Jia Pixiu quickly took out the miniature optical computer, entered the live broadcast address, and called out the live broadcast room.

"...We are honored to have the spokesperson of Pixiu Catering today, Mr. Han Bo, do you have anything to say?"

Mammon's deliberately changed voice came out of the light brain.

Zhu Li got anxious when he heard it: "These bastards must have prepared a draft that slandered Pixiu's restaurant, and they planned to threaten Mr. Han Bo to read it out."

The more he thought about it, the more angry he turned the steering wheel: "This dirty water will be splashed, and public relations will be difficult to deal with. Pixiu Food and Beverage who just got up can't withstand this blow... unless Han Bo can withstand the pressure, not according to what Mamen said , otherwise all the previous investment would be in vain...but..."

Zhu Li sighed: "Mr. Han Bo doesn't look like the kind of monster that can be carried... Boss, do you think he will do what Mamen said?"

"meeting."

"I think so too." Zhu Li sighed sadly, "It's going to take a lot of effort in public relations now... Wait, did I read it wrong, boss, were you laughing just now?"

Seeing Jia Pixiu's expression in the rearview mirror, Zhu Li was stunned.

Being watched by him, Giapixiu calmed down the corners of his lips, but his expression was still much more relaxed than before.

"If you do what Mamen asked, you won't be punished, right?" He didn't answer Zhu Li's question, but started another question.

"That's right... But boss, don't worry about Pixiu Catering..."

"Devil's life is more important." Jia Pixiu said calmly, "No amount of benefit can be weighed on the same balance as life."

Zhu Li was stunned when he heard that: "Boss, you are really good, you are not like my boss anymore."

"..."

Unable to tell whether it was a compliment or a sarcasm, Japixiu looked up and looked at Zhu Li through the rearview mirror: "Drive well."

Zhu Li immediately looked ahead and pursed his lips.

But after dozens of seconds, he couldn't hold back, and said with a little doubt: "The last time I worked for 38 hours straight and couldn't hold on, boss, why did you wake me up with spiritual power and didn't let me rest?" Let me go back to work in 10 minutes?"

Japixiu: ...

Japixiu: "Drive your car."

In the rental house, there were three mammon men, one holding a light brain, one holding a charm, and one standing with his hips akimbo.No matter what their posture is, they are all dumbfounded at this moment.

A few seconds ago, they turned on the microphone and were about to stand and wait for the results, when they saw the little succubus who had always been pleasing to the eye suddenly went crazy, tore up the prepared reading manuscript, and irritatedly spoke rudely to the camera: "Mamen Catering , the dogs don’t even eat it.”

He didn't mind saying it once, but it was like a repeater, repeating it non-stop for a while.

"Mammon dogs don't eat Mammon dogs don't eat Mammon dogs..."

Even though Mammon has been domineering for many years and has done a lot of hooliganism to bully demons, this is the first time he has come into contact with such direct and direct verbal attacks.

The three mammon were stunned by the output like a succubus machine gun, and stood there in a daze, forgetting to cut off the live broadcast.

But the verbal attack was fixed for a while and couldn't be controlled for a while, the leader Sanbaiyan was the first to react, and snatched the optical brain from the slave on the right, and after turning off the live broadcast, he was furious: "You are courting death!"

With a wave of his hand, he yelled at the attendant on the left: "Paste him!"

Naturally, Han Bo would not be caught without a fight. He called the system in his heart: "Stop the actions of the three of Mamen."

[8 love points, insufficient host balance]

"?" Han Bo's expression changed, "Why is it so expensive? What about removing the effect of the spell?"

【10 love points】

"..."

Negotiations fail, but the spell looms.

In the next second, the talisman paper was slapped on Han Bo's forehead, and the complex lines on it burst into light.

In the car

"Mammon catering dogs don't eat Mammon catering dogs..."

The live broadcast was cut off, and Zhu Li, who was stunned, took a while to react, and exclaimed: "Unexpectedly, Mr. Han Bo, you are quite tough..."

He didn't even finish talking, and was immediately shocked by the sudden cold expression of the boss in the back seat.

The expression is so scary.

It feels like this month's bonus and vacation are wasted.

Zhu Li kept silent, and heard his president ask in a low voice, "How much distance is there?"

"Two streets, about 10 minutes." Zhu Li adjusted the data with his ability and answered quickly.

"Okay," said Giapiscius.

Zhu Li didn't understand what he was "good" for when he saw a glimmer of light in the back seat, and Jia Pixiu disappeared out of thin air.

"No." Zhu Li slammed on the brakes and stopped the car, extremely depressed, "Boss, what kind of coolie can you teleport to use! What a waste of human resources! I can earn 1000 gold coins in this time, hey!"

In the rental house, the lines disappeared along with the light, and the talisman paper that had lost its spell slowly fell down.

Seeing the spell come into effect, Sanbai grinned grinningly and said, "The devil still needs to be aware of current affairs and make smart choices. A stupid devil like you deserves it..."

"yue—"

Before the third white-eyed man finished speaking, the stupid succubus, who was ignorant of current affairs, looked up at him, and immediately lowered his head again. At the same time, he clutched his stomach and let out a painful retch.

Three white eyes: ...

Sanbai turned his head: "Did you poison him?"

The follower Zuo wondered: "No."

Follower You Shicheng: "Brother, he seems to have been vomited by you."

Three white eyes stared right at the follower: "You are the only one with a mouth?"

Both followers bowed their heads and stopped talking.Sanbaiyan stood up straight, and yelled at Han Bo, who was retching, "This is the end of going against Mamen. But you have to be grateful that our Mamen always value peace and don't easily conflict with demons...Give you another chance, if You live broadcast denying the remarks just now, and publicly admit that Pixiu Catering is not as good as Mamen Catering, we will lift the spell for you."

Han Bo was so busy retching that he didn't have time to talk to him.

Sanbaiyan endured it for a while, but couldn't take it anymore, grabbed Han Bo's hair, pulled him up, and shouted angrily, "Are you an empty bomb? You can't vomit for a long time. Shut up, don't make his grandma vomit!"

Being yelled at suddenly, Han Bo was frightened and suppressed his nausea for a while, but he looked up and saw the swollen eyeballs of Sanbaiyan, thick dark circles, the roots of the mountains that collapsed like a basin, and the forehead of bursting beans...

Yue——

Han Bo stared blankly for two seconds, then rolled his eyes away, and vomited again.

It is clear that he was considered a handsome boy before, so why is he so scary now.

"Help, the spell has made me strange." Han Bo moaned in pain.

【...The spell makes you normal】Evaluated objectively by the system.

Sanbaiyan was suddenly staggered by the succubus, stood still and heard the unrestrained laughter of the servant behind him.

His face darkened and his heart was filled with anger. He took a step forward and grabbed Han Bo by the collar.

The attendant was afraid that he would kill the demon impulsively, so he hurried forward to make amends: "Boss, he thinks you are ugly now, not to say that you are really ugly, and, just a succubus, what can his aesthetics explain? You have to look at the public." aesthetic..."

It was fine if he didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, he rolled his eyes and became even angrier.

He has lived for more than three hundred years, and popular trends have come and gone, but no matter what era's aesthetics, he is an absolute ugly devil.

No one knows his own ugliness better than the ugly devil.

But they generally don't want to be pointed out by other demons for their ugliness.

Sanbaiyan was so angry that Han Bo and his subordinates vomited and hiccuped three times, which really hit the sore spot.

After the hiccup, he raised his hand in rage and hit Han Bo.

There was a layer of blue light attached to the palm, which actually used spiritual power.

The long-dive system emerges.Ensuring the personal safety of the host in another world is its basic job.

The system was about to use its ability to defuse Sanbaiyan's attack, but it suddenly received some kind of special spiritual power fluctuation.

The system made a judgment within a few tenths of a second and retracted the shield to the toolbar.

Sanbaiyan's hand had already waved halfway, only to hear a loud noise from the side, and the sun and glass fragments floated into the room at the same time.

The window of the rental house was shattered suddenly, Sanbai saw only a flash of black shadow, tightened his neck, and then realized that he was suspended in the air.

In the next second, someone grabbed him by the collar and threw him out.

The sound of his body hitting the wall sounded, Han Bo drew his attention from vomiting, turned his head to look at the window with difficulty, and said chokingly, "My glass..."

"Big brother (x2)!" The two servants were stunned by the sudden change, probably because Mammon's servants don't need heads. Facing such a powerful opponent, their first reaction was not to run away, but to roar. Rush forward to deliver the devil.

One rushed towards the opponent in a daze, and was thrown out without hesitation.The other one was a bit bent-eyed, knowing that he would save what he had to attack, so he rushed towards Han Bo.

When he was about to meet the succubus, the black shadow flashed again and blocked him too.

Han Bo stayed on the chair in a daze, and blinked his eyes in bewilderment when he saw the three people stumbling around in two seconds.

"Are you okay?" A familiar but not so familiar voice came from above his head.

Only then did Han Bo turn his eyes to the person who was protecting him.

Mo hair is slightly disheveled, scattered on the sharp eyebrows, and a pair of phoenix eyes under the eyebrows are focused and worried. The dark brown pupils are like a bowl of old tea that has been brewed for several years, but they just cause ripples for one person...

A face that even the gods would be jealous of.

Compared with the three white eyes just now, it is almost straight up from the Great Rift Valley of Africa to the Himalayas.

Han Bo was strangled by the stark contrast, and forgot to breathe, just stared at Jia Pixiu in a daze, as if a hundred wild boars were screaming in his heart.

[Host, your heartbeat is a little different] The system faintly emerged, and analyzed [I'm afraid it's going to cause a heart attack]