Succubus just want to cook
Chapter 23
Jia Pixiu became famous in the first battle, and set off a violent shock on the optical network with the appearance of women's clothing.
After the live broadcast ended, many foreigners asked around who this "Zhen Pixiu" was and why no one had ever heard of her.As for such a boring race like Pixiu, when did such beauties come out...
"Boss, the hobbit will come to Pixiu Industry this afternoon to discuss the purple ore trade." Zhu Li put today's schedule on the table, straightened up and said, "The visitor said that he has heard the name of the beautiful Pixiu for a long time. I hope to have the honor to meet the patriarch, your elder sister, 'Zhen Pixiu'."
The well-known Giapixiu: ...
"Tell him that 'Zhen Pixiu' is a low-key demon and has no intention of appearing on stage. The Pixiu tribe respects the wishes of people of all ethnic groups and will not force them to do what they don't want to do."
"Okay, I'll tell him that you don't want to meet him." Zhu Li lowered his head and brushed two strokes.
Japixiu: "..."
Jia Pixiu raised his eyes coldly.
After all, he is still the boss. Zhu Li's desire for work is ultimately greater than teasing Jia Pixiu. He wrote a few words, raised his head and smiled at Jia Pixiu: "Just kidding, boss, are you being amused?"
Japixiu calmly pointed to the door: "Go out."
"Okay." Zhu Li turned and left.
Although the live broadcast of women's clothing suffered heavy losses, fortunately, Pixiu is also a creature that does not suffer.Jia Pixiu's experience, in addition to promoting the reputation of "Zhen Pixiu", is quite rewarding.
At least the little succubus was invited out for dinner.
Nothing commercial, nothing program.
Japixie decided to boldly replace the definition of "dining" with "date".
Thinking of the date in a few days later, Jia Pixiu couldn't help laughing, and didn't care about the extra "Zhen Pixiu" who suddenly appeared.
He used the company's internal contact device to send a message to Zhu Li: "Help me find dating-related strategies again, thank you."
Two minutes later, Zhu Li sent a document.
Jia Pixiu didn't even remember to type, and every second forgot Zhu Li's useless ideas before, opened the file with great interest, and read it.
The meeting place for President Pixiu and the little succubus is set at the commercial street at the junction of the succubi and the gluttonous.
It was the address chosen by Han Bo because it was close to the territory of the Taotie tribe and had a lot of delicious food.
Jia Pixiu also had no objection, reasoning that gluttony eats a lot but is generally poor, and the local consumption level must not be high.
Great for a cheapskate date.
The night before the date, Jia Pixiu carefully read the dating book again before going to bed, and strictly followed the first article mentioned above - dating should be decent and beautiful, and practice.
It was rare for him to open the closet, pull away the neatly hung suits, take out the casual clothes in the corner that he seldom wears once in ten years, hang them on the chair, and dress them up for the next day's date.
"So...why do you dress like an insurance salesman?" Han Bo asked in bewilderment.
The bangs are combed back, the light blue shirt is tucked into the tight trousers, and the jacket of the casual suit style is a little too small, and it is loose or not tight to the body, which looks very twisted.
Giapixiu, who was dressed seriously and meticulously, stood in the crowd of hawkers, looking extraordinarily out of place, and also extraordinarily funny.
"What is insurance?" Japixiu didn't understand, but he had an intuition that this was not a good description.
"It's a magic profession that uses deceit and psychological hints to move wealth away from the rich by trading future crises." Han Bo explained.
"Sounds very business-minded." Giapixiu was thoughtful.
"...I'm not praising you."
"I know." Japixiu paused, spread his hands, and asked tentatively, "Isn't it pretty?"
He was wearing that very "safe" blue-collar shirt. I don't know whether it should be said that the superiority of his face and figure barely neutralized the rusticity, or it should be said that the rusticity worked hard to mix the handsome temperament.
Han Bo was bewildered by this kind of handsome or ugly appearance, and he couldn't show his aesthetic heresy for a while, so he was surprised that Jia Pixiu was so handsome.
"It's not bad." Han Bo said, "It looks better than usual."
Jia Pixiu's eyes lit up: "Then I usually wear it like this?"
"...Then I don't want it anymore." Relying on his intuition, Han Bo tactfully persuaded, "If Pixiu Industry and Industry doesn't plan to enter the insurance field."
Although Han Bo gave me a bad meal when we first met, it was quite a flattering thing for Jia Pixiu to get the word "it's okay" from the mouth of the little succubus. He secretly cheered up a few times and decided to make persistent efforts .
Han Bo's attention soon stopped on Jia Pixiu's novel look.
"I want to eat this, and this." With a wave of his finger, he pointed to the two shops of Overlord Octopus Balls and Berry Candy Balls.
The two stalls are full of demons, because they are close to the territory of succubus and gluttonous, whether it is a succubus with a partner on a date or a glutton who just wants to eat, there is a long queue in front of the snack stall.
Glancing at the long queue, Jia Pixiu offered, "Then I'll go for the berry balls, and you'll go for the overlord octopus?"
"Okay." Han Bo spread his hands, palms up, and put his hands in front of his face.
"What are you doing?" Japixiu didn't know why.
"Isn't it a treat, brother?" Han Bo said sweetly.
His brows were curved, and honey was almost overflowing from his eyes.
This scene can be said to be very industrial saccharine, anyone who looks at it will smash their front teeth.
But the Paixiu patriarch, who was usually able to face the succubus's claws and claws, would not change his face, was easily tricked.He was hit by the little succubus' trading skills all at once, clutching his chest, willingly took out gold coins from the Qiankun bag.
With such a crouching dragon and phoenix, I don't know whether it is the president Pixiu who went bankrupt and became a beauty, or the little succubus accidentally planted a willow into a magic vine.
Jia Pixiu was so cute that he was at a loss, and it took him a while to wake up standing in the queue, sandwiched between two passionately kissing succubus couples who seemed to be about to do something on the spot soon.
The sober Jia Pixiu felt sorry for the gold coins he had given away in a second, but before he had time to regret it, the little succubus' smiling eyes appeared in his mind again, so he clutched his heart and went to give first aid.
The joy of being so cute had nowhere to vent, and CEO Pixiu finally took out the communicator and sent Zhu Li a message.
Zhu Li, who was working overtime in the company, received a special ringtone from the president. He was so excited that he dropped his work in an instant and took out the communicator.
Jia Pixiu【Han Bo is so cute~】
Thinking that Jia Pixiu contacted him for some serious matter, Zhu Li: ...
Zhu Li [Boss, there is no need for "~"]
Zhu Li【Wait, your date is Han Bo? ?Are you crazy or am I stupid? ? 】
Questions flashed by.
[Zhu Li deletes a message]
Jia Pixiu, who didn't notice that the mentality of the overtime assistant was broken by himself, recalled the content of the dating book while queuing.
Article [-] of the dating book, bravely express your affection, and it is best to borrow things to express your feelings.
Japixiu kept this in mind, and when he finally got in line at the berry candy ball stand, he asked, "Master, could you please make the candy balls into the shape of a heart?"
The master slapped the spoon, and said righteously: "Our family's time-honored sugar balls have been made into berry shapes for a hundred years, and they have never made an exception for anyone. It is impossible to change the rules for you!"
Japixiu: "I can add money."
He took out the Qiankun bag, opened it and waved it in front of the master's eyes, the bright golden color hurt the master's eyes.
"..."
"In business, we still need to talk about workarounds. I think love is very good, and it is more in line with the current trend than berries." The master suddenly became enlightened, and while he was talking passionately, he stirred the syrup enthusiastically.
There were more people queuing for takoyaki than berry balls. When Jia Pixiu walked out with a large box of heart candy balls, Han Bo was still queuing.
Jia Pixiu went over, and after passing through the magic communication behind, he came to look for the magic instead of jumping in line, and squeezed to Han Bo's side.
"Berry Balls." He handed over a large box, looking expectantly.
"Thank you." Han Bo was already enticed by the smell of food flying around, he took it bluntly, raised his head and opened his mouth, and poured the sugar ball into his mouth...
Jia Pixiu watched helplessly as the twenty or thirty hearts fell into the mouth of the little succubus.
The mouth opened and closed, and all the hearts disappeared.
Han Bo chewed absently, and the heart made a crisp cracking sound in his mouth.
Japixiu's heart was also broken in pieces.
[Love point to account, 24:[-]] The system suddenly broadcasts.
"?" Han Bo had some doubts. Usually, there are many viewers who like him after downloading the broadcast, but the system has never broadcast it.
"You finally got a bug?" Han Bo asked.
【I don't have one, but Patriarch Pixiu is coming soon】
"What happened to him?"
Han Bo padded his stomach, licked his icing-stained fingers, and strangely turned his gaze to Jia Pixiu who was standing aside.
"Isn't it normal? It's still the same quiet and ugly." Han Bo said to the system in bewilderment.
He couldn't see the sad heart under Jia Pixiu's calm appearance, he just shook the empty candy ball package and thanked: "It tastes good, thank you."
"...Didn't you find anything special?" Japixiu asked with luck.
Han Bo licked his fingers for a moment, he thought for two seconds and said, "The amount is a little... small? No, the amount is very small, and it is still hollow. It might be more refreshing to eat it solid."
He took one bite at a time, almost repeatedly crushing Jia Pixiu's broken heart.
"Ah, by the way, I should have left a piece for you." Han Bo finally realized something was wrong, smiled embarrassedly, and patted Jia Pixiu like a big brother.
"It's okay." Japixiu smiled falsely.
Even if he loses his heart, he can't eat his heart to fill his heart.
Otherwise, those who hear it will cry and those who see it will be sad...
Jia Pixiu stubbornly picked up the shattered heart, and threw it into the trash can together with the "Dating Book".
The trash can boomed, accompanied by a notification from the communicator.
Zhu Li【Boss, is the date going well?Did the dating book come in handy? 】
The corner of Jia Pixiu's mouth twitched, and his fingers moved slightly.
【Thanks to you, it's not going well at all】
After the live broadcast ended, many foreigners asked around who this "Zhen Pixiu" was and why no one had ever heard of her.As for such a boring race like Pixiu, when did such beauties come out...
"Boss, the hobbit will come to Pixiu Industry this afternoon to discuss the purple ore trade." Zhu Li put today's schedule on the table, straightened up and said, "The visitor said that he has heard the name of the beautiful Pixiu for a long time. I hope to have the honor to meet the patriarch, your elder sister, 'Zhen Pixiu'."
The well-known Giapixiu: ...
"Tell him that 'Zhen Pixiu' is a low-key demon and has no intention of appearing on stage. The Pixiu tribe respects the wishes of people of all ethnic groups and will not force them to do what they don't want to do."
"Okay, I'll tell him that you don't want to meet him." Zhu Li lowered his head and brushed two strokes.
Japixiu: "..."
Jia Pixiu raised his eyes coldly.
After all, he is still the boss. Zhu Li's desire for work is ultimately greater than teasing Jia Pixiu. He wrote a few words, raised his head and smiled at Jia Pixiu: "Just kidding, boss, are you being amused?"
Japixiu calmly pointed to the door: "Go out."
"Okay." Zhu Li turned and left.
Although the live broadcast of women's clothing suffered heavy losses, fortunately, Pixiu is also a creature that does not suffer.Jia Pixiu's experience, in addition to promoting the reputation of "Zhen Pixiu", is quite rewarding.
At least the little succubus was invited out for dinner.
Nothing commercial, nothing program.
Japixie decided to boldly replace the definition of "dining" with "date".
Thinking of the date in a few days later, Jia Pixiu couldn't help laughing, and didn't care about the extra "Zhen Pixiu" who suddenly appeared.
He used the company's internal contact device to send a message to Zhu Li: "Help me find dating-related strategies again, thank you."
Two minutes later, Zhu Li sent a document.
Jia Pixiu didn't even remember to type, and every second forgot Zhu Li's useless ideas before, opened the file with great interest, and read it.
The meeting place for President Pixiu and the little succubus is set at the commercial street at the junction of the succubi and the gluttonous.
It was the address chosen by Han Bo because it was close to the territory of the Taotie tribe and had a lot of delicious food.
Jia Pixiu also had no objection, reasoning that gluttony eats a lot but is generally poor, and the local consumption level must not be high.
Great for a cheapskate date.
The night before the date, Jia Pixiu carefully read the dating book again before going to bed, and strictly followed the first article mentioned above - dating should be decent and beautiful, and practice.
It was rare for him to open the closet, pull away the neatly hung suits, take out the casual clothes in the corner that he seldom wears once in ten years, hang them on the chair, and dress them up for the next day's date.
"So...why do you dress like an insurance salesman?" Han Bo asked in bewilderment.
The bangs are combed back, the light blue shirt is tucked into the tight trousers, and the jacket of the casual suit style is a little too small, and it is loose or not tight to the body, which looks very twisted.
Giapixiu, who was dressed seriously and meticulously, stood in the crowd of hawkers, looking extraordinarily out of place, and also extraordinarily funny.
"What is insurance?" Japixiu didn't understand, but he had an intuition that this was not a good description.
"It's a magic profession that uses deceit and psychological hints to move wealth away from the rich by trading future crises." Han Bo explained.
"Sounds very business-minded." Giapixiu was thoughtful.
"...I'm not praising you."
"I know." Japixiu paused, spread his hands, and asked tentatively, "Isn't it pretty?"
He was wearing that very "safe" blue-collar shirt. I don't know whether it should be said that the superiority of his face and figure barely neutralized the rusticity, or it should be said that the rusticity worked hard to mix the handsome temperament.
Han Bo was bewildered by this kind of handsome or ugly appearance, and he couldn't show his aesthetic heresy for a while, so he was surprised that Jia Pixiu was so handsome.
"It's not bad." Han Bo said, "It looks better than usual."
Jia Pixiu's eyes lit up: "Then I usually wear it like this?"
"...Then I don't want it anymore." Relying on his intuition, Han Bo tactfully persuaded, "If Pixiu Industry and Industry doesn't plan to enter the insurance field."
Although Han Bo gave me a bad meal when we first met, it was quite a flattering thing for Jia Pixiu to get the word "it's okay" from the mouth of the little succubus. He secretly cheered up a few times and decided to make persistent efforts .
Han Bo's attention soon stopped on Jia Pixiu's novel look.
"I want to eat this, and this." With a wave of his finger, he pointed to the two shops of Overlord Octopus Balls and Berry Candy Balls.
The two stalls are full of demons, because they are close to the territory of succubus and gluttonous, whether it is a succubus with a partner on a date or a glutton who just wants to eat, there is a long queue in front of the snack stall.
Glancing at the long queue, Jia Pixiu offered, "Then I'll go for the berry balls, and you'll go for the overlord octopus?"
"Okay." Han Bo spread his hands, palms up, and put his hands in front of his face.
"What are you doing?" Japixiu didn't know why.
"Isn't it a treat, brother?" Han Bo said sweetly.
His brows were curved, and honey was almost overflowing from his eyes.
This scene can be said to be very industrial saccharine, anyone who looks at it will smash their front teeth.
But the Paixiu patriarch, who was usually able to face the succubus's claws and claws, would not change his face, was easily tricked.He was hit by the little succubus' trading skills all at once, clutching his chest, willingly took out gold coins from the Qiankun bag.
With such a crouching dragon and phoenix, I don't know whether it is the president Pixiu who went bankrupt and became a beauty, or the little succubus accidentally planted a willow into a magic vine.
Jia Pixiu was so cute that he was at a loss, and it took him a while to wake up standing in the queue, sandwiched between two passionately kissing succubus couples who seemed to be about to do something on the spot soon.
The sober Jia Pixiu felt sorry for the gold coins he had given away in a second, but before he had time to regret it, the little succubus' smiling eyes appeared in his mind again, so he clutched his heart and went to give first aid.
The joy of being so cute had nowhere to vent, and CEO Pixiu finally took out the communicator and sent Zhu Li a message.
Zhu Li, who was working overtime in the company, received a special ringtone from the president. He was so excited that he dropped his work in an instant and took out the communicator.
Jia Pixiu【Han Bo is so cute~】
Thinking that Jia Pixiu contacted him for some serious matter, Zhu Li: ...
Zhu Li [Boss, there is no need for "~"]
Zhu Li【Wait, your date is Han Bo? ?Are you crazy or am I stupid? ? 】
Questions flashed by.
[Zhu Li deletes a message]
Jia Pixiu, who didn't notice that the mentality of the overtime assistant was broken by himself, recalled the content of the dating book while queuing.
Article [-] of the dating book, bravely express your affection, and it is best to borrow things to express your feelings.
Japixiu kept this in mind, and when he finally got in line at the berry candy ball stand, he asked, "Master, could you please make the candy balls into the shape of a heart?"
The master slapped the spoon, and said righteously: "Our family's time-honored sugar balls have been made into berry shapes for a hundred years, and they have never made an exception for anyone. It is impossible to change the rules for you!"
Japixiu: "I can add money."
He took out the Qiankun bag, opened it and waved it in front of the master's eyes, the bright golden color hurt the master's eyes.
"..."
"In business, we still need to talk about workarounds. I think love is very good, and it is more in line with the current trend than berries." The master suddenly became enlightened, and while he was talking passionately, he stirred the syrup enthusiastically.
There were more people queuing for takoyaki than berry balls. When Jia Pixiu walked out with a large box of heart candy balls, Han Bo was still queuing.
Jia Pixiu went over, and after passing through the magic communication behind, he came to look for the magic instead of jumping in line, and squeezed to Han Bo's side.
"Berry Balls." He handed over a large box, looking expectantly.
"Thank you." Han Bo was already enticed by the smell of food flying around, he took it bluntly, raised his head and opened his mouth, and poured the sugar ball into his mouth...
Jia Pixiu watched helplessly as the twenty or thirty hearts fell into the mouth of the little succubus.
The mouth opened and closed, and all the hearts disappeared.
Han Bo chewed absently, and the heart made a crisp cracking sound in his mouth.
Japixiu's heart was also broken in pieces.
[Love point to account, 24:[-]] The system suddenly broadcasts.
"?" Han Bo had some doubts. Usually, there are many viewers who like him after downloading the broadcast, but the system has never broadcast it.
"You finally got a bug?" Han Bo asked.
【I don't have one, but Patriarch Pixiu is coming soon】
"What happened to him?"
Han Bo padded his stomach, licked his icing-stained fingers, and strangely turned his gaze to Jia Pixiu who was standing aside.
"Isn't it normal? It's still the same quiet and ugly." Han Bo said to the system in bewilderment.
He couldn't see the sad heart under Jia Pixiu's calm appearance, he just shook the empty candy ball package and thanked: "It tastes good, thank you."
"...Didn't you find anything special?" Japixiu asked with luck.
Han Bo licked his fingers for a moment, he thought for two seconds and said, "The amount is a little... small? No, the amount is very small, and it is still hollow. It might be more refreshing to eat it solid."
He took one bite at a time, almost repeatedly crushing Jia Pixiu's broken heart.
"Ah, by the way, I should have left a piece for you." Han Bo finally realized something was wrong, smiled embarrassedly, and patted Jia Pixiu like a big brother.
"It's okay." Japixiu smiled falsely.
Even if he loses his heart, he can't eat his heart to fill his heart.
Otherwise, those who hear it will cry and those who see it will be sad...
Jia Pixiu stubbornly picked up the shattered heart, and threw it into the trash can together with the "Dating Book".
The trash can boomed, accompanied by a notification from the communicator.
Zhu Li【Boss, is the date going well?Did the dating book come in handy? 】
The corner of Jia Pixiu's mouth twitched, and his fingers moved slightly.
【Thanks to you, it's not going well at all】
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