Succubus just want to cook
Chapter 31
"You—" the protoss was furious, "I remind you kindly, but you hooked up with my partner in front of me. You really have mixed too much with succubus, and you don't have any quality left!"
"I was just reminding him kindly." Japixiu straightened up, straightened his golden tie, his whole body exuded a holy light like a Bodhisattva, "And I have my own heart, and I have no intention of hooking up with other succubi."
After he finished speaking, Han Bo behind him had an itchy nose, wanted to sneeze and stuffed his mouth with food, almost suffocating himself to death.
Damn love charm.
Han Bo rubbed the tip of his reddish nose.
Jia Pixiu did not intend to seduce, but whether the succubus has the intention to seduce is not up to him.
The magical succubus looked at Jia Pixiu's handsome face, with love in his eyes, and his face was as red as a tomato.He let go of the hand holding the Protoss, covered his chest and said shyly, "He's so handsome."
"Are you blind?" Han Bo wondered.
"You still say you didn't hook up?" The Protoss was furious.
The two demons attacked one behind the other, making Japixiu's ears ringing with shouts.
"No wonder." Han Bo first put away his astonishment, looked up and down the Protoss, and nodded thoughtfully, "I can see him."
Han Bo looked disgusted. In his sight, the Shenzu could not help but take a half step back, delusional that he was a leftover hamburger...
Still kind of moldy.
How could the Protoss, who had a high self-esteem, endure this kind of insult? There were already demons around taking out miniature optical brains to take pictures and videos.
He walked away.
"Maybe I can get a contact information?" the succubus asked Japixiu before walking away.
"Sorry, no," Giapicio said, "I have my own."
"Ok."
It's a pity, but the principle of the succubus clan is not to steal the belongings or all demons of the same clan. Even if they become a protoss clan, the things in their bones will not change.
The succubus reluctantly walked away in three steps.
Jia Pixiu turned around and looked at Han Bo who was avoiding his gaze for some reason.
This distance must have heard it.
But Giapixiu didn't intend to ask more questions.He saw the sauce rubbing against Han Bo's puffed cheeks, took out a handkerchief from his pocket, and reached out to wipe it off.
"I'll do it myself." Han Bo leaned back vigilantly, avoiding his movements, and at the same time raised his arms to signal, "I have my own hands."
Giapixio didn't force himself, and handed out the handkerchief.
Han Bo took it over, glanced at the delicate gold border on the handkerchief, smiled dryly, and handed it back.
"I'd better wipe it with a paper towel. This noble thing has given me too much psychological pressure."
After struggling to find a tissue, Han Bo went around several tables and ate almost all of the food party.
He was lucky, with such twists and turns in his mind, Giapixiu might be the first to leave if he got annoyed.
But in reality, there are so many flukes.
In addition, Pixiu is a determined and persistent race.
President Paixiu followed Han Bo's shadow all the way like a jobless vagrant. During this period, there was a demon looking for Han Bo to talk to, and he stood in the back half of the step and waited. , catch up quickly.
In the end, the food party was about to close, and the magician came over and politely persuaded Han Bo to leave.
"Let's go." Han Bo didn't want to embarrass him.
"Are you full?" Japixiu asked, "Do you want another meal?"
"It's true that I'm not full." Han Bo admitted, "I'll go home and order a hamburger takeaway. I haven't eaten Wang Ermazi's hamburger for a long time."
"If you want to eat hamburgers, Pixiu Restaurant has launched a new style." Jia Pixiu ignored the second half of his sentence, "I treat you, let's go to Pixiu Restaurant to eat."
Han Bo didn't answer, and after two seconds, he sighed and said in despair, "Let's show it off, what do you want to do?"
"About you to have a meal, what do you not want to do?" Jia Pixiu smiled, "What do you think I want to do?"
"I think you're crazy." Han Bo hated iron, "Pixiu offered to treat you, is that reasonable? It's not reasonable."
"It's really unreasonable." Jia Pixiu paused, then said with a slow smile, "But even Pai Yao wants to have dinner with the person he likes."
"..."
"Ah... well, no, you're killing me." Han Bo stammered.
"Now that we've talked about it, let me ask you in detail." Japixiu said.
"what?"
"What do you think of me, what do you think about receiving the confession, is there any possibility between us... and so on." Jia Pixiu spoke seriously, as if he was discussing a very important project.
"The rich ugly devil is probably bewitched, it's impossible." Han Bo said firmly.
Jia Pixiu was stunned for a second, then lowered his eyes and said, "Is that so..."
Although the result has been expected, it is still not acceptable when facing it head-on.
President Pixiu stood there with his head down, as if he just bought a fund that has plummeted all the way.
Han Bo couldn't bear it, and wanted to go up and pat him on the shoulder to comfort him.But as soon as he patted his shoulder with his hand, before he could speak, he heard a "clang".
Han Bo lowered his head when he heard the sound, and a copper coin fell on the ground, shaking it twice.
Bang bang bang bang bang.
After the first one, several copper coins flew out one after another and fell down with a crackling sound.
All of a sudden, copper coins fell from Japixiu's body sparsely.Within a few seconds, with him as the center and the distance from Han Bo to him as the radius, there was a continuous rain of copper coins.
"What are you doing?" Han Bo took half a step back, stunned.
"Express sadness." Jia Pixiu said sullenly.
"...Then why is it not gold?"
"It's not that sad."
"..." Han Bo caught a hint of amusement in his sadness, "Even if it is a copper coin, can it be squandered like this? Aren't you Pixiu not giving up an inch of iron?"
"Don't make it sound like you know Pixiu very well." Jia Pixiu said sullenly, "Especially when you just rejected a Pixiu...don't worry, I'll pick them all up soon."
"..." Han Bo said, "Do you want my help?"
"No need." Japixiu said listlessly, "Go back first, and be careful on the road."
"Oh." Han Bo could only say, "Then I'm leaving, bye."
"Bye-Bye."
Han Bo turned around and didn't take a few steps before listening to the system.
【President Pixiu squatting on the ground to pick up money is so pathetic】
He sniffled at the end of the story, which was very humane.
Han Bonao made up a teary little robot holding a handkerchief, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Are you watching drama?"
[Of course there is excitement during working hours, you have to watch it. Can the homeless be considerate of the nervousness of the migrant workers?]
"No." Han Bo refused indifferently, "Stop fishing, tell me how many main task points you can get this time."
[Let me take a look] The system returns to the hard-working worker mode [Wait for the video recorded on the spot to be posted online, you and President Pixiu will become famous on the optical network for a while, and the popularity will be replaced by task points... about 15 o'clock]
"Then I have a total of 55 mission completion points now." Han Bo nodded, "That's right, more than half."
【Are you really not going to have a relationship with Patriarch Pixiu? 】The system put away the main line table and asked without giving up.
"He's not my type, I don't feel anything for him."
[Cheating] The system hummed [Just now your strategy progress bar moved, and your heartbeat was faster than usual, say 30 less]
"..." Han Bo choked on him, "Is it possible to spy on the host's privacy like this?"
[This is part of my job, to be precise, this should be the main part of my job]
"Okay." Han Bo was speechless, "All of you really have a secret camera system."
He continued to walk in the direction of home, within two steps, he couldn't help asking: "If Jia Pixiu and I are really together..."
【Then you can choose to stay in this world】
"Can't let him go to my world?"
【no】
Han Bo suddenly realized that he was wrong: "Wait, so to speak, if I'm not with Jia Pixiu, he will run to kill me because of the love talisman, but if I'm with him, he can't go. "
[Hmm] The system said, "That's the reason.
It was so righteous that Han Bo was momentarily speechless.
"...Your system is really cheap." Two seconds later, Han Bo sighed sincerely.
[Thank you for the compliment] The system replied with satisfaction.
Seeing Jia Pixiu's distraught appearance after being rejected, Han Bo thought that he might not be able to see him for a while.
Apart from the influence of the love talisman, Han Bo even thought that this period of time might be forever.
President Pixiu is good at judging the situation and will not waste time on impossible projects.
Han Bo held his head and thought, all he needs to do next is to find a way to release the love talisman, complete the task and return to his own world.
His undisturbed and ordinary life is to be smooth and calm along with his adventures in another world.
Han Bo packed up his mood and slept through the night, only to be woken up by the alarm clock reminding him of the live broadcast.
He got up, went to the bathroom, splashed his face with cold water, turned on the optical computer, and started the evening live broadcast.
As soon as he entered the live broadcast room, Han Bo was startled by the dense barrage.
what happened,
Han Bo was a little surprised. Although his live broadcast was not low in popularity, it would not be so that the screen would be blurred when the broadcast started, and it had been a while since he had watched this posture.
[The anchor is here! 】
[It's finally here, I'm really looking forward to his expression kk]
[Anchor, come quickly, No. [-] is crazy! 】
No. [-]?
After extracting the keywords, Han Bo cut to the gift list.
For a moment, his scalp tingled.
Before the broadcast yesterday, his No. 1000 ranking was clearly only 10000 gold coins higher than No. [-]. Looking at it now, the gap has been pulled to [-].
"What's the matter..." Han Bo opened the gift list in a panic, and saw the gift list at the top of the list.
Two coppers and a clover.
Brushed a column full
I can't pull it to the bottom even if I pull it twice.
Han Bo: ...
He tried to scroll down a few times, and the gift list of the number one list was very clear. He gave tens of thousands of clover, mixed with sporadic airplanes and rockets.
Han Bo pulled back and saw the name of Bangyi clearly.
【Can I chase you】
Han Bo was silent.
"No." After losing his voice for a few seconds, Han Bo said incomprehensibly, "Chasing after him, why are you bombarding me with gifts? It's a cheap gift of two copper coins each."
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he realized, and asked himself and answered, "Because liking me is worth two copper coins."
As soon as the voice fell, "Can I chase you?" a special effect barrage was sent.
【Because my love for you is like a trickle】
"Then why are you sending planes and rockets again?" Han Bo's mouth twitched, "There is too much money to spend, and I suggest doing charity."
Bangyi was silent for a long time this time.
Three seconds later, a colorful barrage appeared.
Can I chase you:
【Because sometimes, I can't restrain my liking for you】
"I was just reminding him kindly." Japixiu straightened up, straightened his golden tie, his whole body exuded a holy light like a Bodhisattva, "And I have my own heart, and I have no intention of hooking up with other succubi."
After he finished speaking, Han Bo behind him had an itchy nose, wanted to sneeze and stuffed his mouth with food, almost suffocating himself to death.
Damn love charm.
Han Bo rubbed the tip of his reddish nose.
Jia Pixiu did not intend to seduce, but whether the succubus has the intention to seduce is not up to him.
The magical succubus looked at Jia Pixiu's handsome face, with love in his eyes, and his face was as red as a tomato.He let go of the hand holding the Protoss, covered his chest and said shyly, "He's so handsome."
"Are you blind?" Han Bo wondered.
"You still say you didn't hook up?" The Protoss was furious.
The two demons attacked one behind the other, making Japixiu's ears ringing with shouts.
"No wonder." Han Bo first put away his astonishment, looked up and down the Protoss, and nodded thoughtfully, "I can see him."
Han Bo looked disgusted. In his sight, the Shenzu could not help but take a half step back, delusional that he was a leftover hamburger...
Still kind of moldy.
How could the Protoss, who had a high self-esteem, endure this kind of insult? There were already demons around taking out miniature optical brains to take pictures and videos.
He walked away.
"Maybe I can get a contact information?" the succubus asked Japixiu before walking away.
"Sorry, no," Giapicio said, "I have my own."
"Ok."
It's a pity, but the principle of the succubus clan is not to steal the belongings or all demons of the same clan. Even if they become a protoss clan, the things in their bones will not change.
The succubus reluctantly walked away in three steps.
Jia Pixiu turned around and looked at Han Bo who was avoiding his gaze for some reason.
This distance must have heard it.
But Giapixiu didn't intend to ask more questions.He saw the sauce rubbing against Han Bo's puffed cheeks, took out a handkerchief from his pocket, and reached out to wipe it off.
"I'll do it myself." Han Bo leaned back vigilantly, avoiding his movements, and at the same time raised his arms to signal, "I have my own hands."
Giapixio didn't force himself, and handed out the handkerchief.
Han Bo took it over, glanced at the delicate gold border on the handkerchief, smiled dryly, and handed it back.
"I'd better wipe it with a paper towel. This noble thing has given me too much psychological pressure."
After struggling to find a tissue, Han Bo went around several tables and ate almost all of the food party.
He was lucky, with such twists and turns in his mind, Giapixiu might be the first to leave if he got annoyed.
But in reality, there are so many flukes.
In addition, Pixiu is a determined and persistent race.
President Paixiu followed Han Bo's shadow all the way like a jobless vagrant. During this period, there was a demon looking for Han Bo to talk to, and he stood in the back half of the step and waited. , catch up quickly.
In the end, the food party was about to close, and the magician came over and politely persuaded Han Bo to leave.
"Let's go." Han Bo didn't want to embarrass him.
"Are you full?" Japixiu asked, "Do you want another meal?"
"It's true that I'm not full." Han Bo admitted, "I'll go home and order a hamburger takeaway. I haven't eaten Wang Ermazi's hamburger for a long time."
"If you want to eat hamburgers, Pixiu Restaurant has launched a new style." Jia Pixiu ignored the second half of his sentence, "I treat you, let's go to Pixiu Restaurant to eat."
Han Bo didn't answer, and after two seconds, he sighed and said in despair, "Let's show it off, what do you want to do?"
"About you to have a meal, what do you not want to do?" Jia Pixiu smiled, "What do you think I want to do?"
"I think you're crazy." Han Bo hated iron, "Pixiu offered to treat you, is that reasonable? It's not reasonable."
"It's really unreasonable." Jia Pixiu paused, then said with a slow smile, "But even Pai Yao wants to have dinner with the person he likes."
"..."
"Ah... well, no, you're killing me." Han Bo stammered.
"Now that we've talked about it, let me ask you in detail." Japixiu said.
"what?"
"What do you think of me, what do you think about receiving the confession, is there any possibility between us... and so on." Jia Pixiu spoke seriously, as if he was discussing a very important project.
"The rich ugly devil is probably bewitched, it's impossible." Han Bo said firmly.
Jia Pixiu was stunned for a second, then lowered his eyes and said, "Is that so..."
Although the result has been expected, it is still not acceptable when facing it head-on.
President Pixiu stood there with his head down, as if he just bought a fund that has plummeted all the way.
Han Bo couldn't bear it, and wanted to go up and pat him on the shoulder to comfort him.But as soon as he patted his shoulder with his hand, before he could speak, he heard a "clang".
Han Bo lowered his head when he heard the sound, and a copper coin fell on the ground, shaking it twice.
Bang bang bang bang bang.
After the first one, several copper coins flew out one after another and fell down with a crackling sound.
All of a sudden, copper coins fell from Japixiu's body sparsely.Within a few seconds, with him as the center and the distance from Han Bo to him as the radius, there was a continuous rain of copper coins.
"What are you doing?" Han Bo took half a step back, stunned.
"Express sadness." Jia Pixiu said sullenly.
"...Then why is it not gold?"
"It's not that sad."
"..." Han Bo caught a hint of amusement in his sadness, "Even if it is a copper coin, can it be squandered like this? Aren't you Pixiu not giving up an inch of iron?"
"Don't make it sound like you know Pixiu very well." Jia Pixiu said sullenly, "Especially when you just rejected a Pixiu...don't worry, I'll pick them all up soon."
"..." Han Bo said, "Do you want my help?"
"No need." Japixiu said listlessly, "Go back first, and be careful on the road."
"Oh." Han Bo could only say, "Then I'm leaving, bye."
"Bye-Bye."
Han Bo turned around and didn't take a few steps before listening to the system.
【President Pixiu squatting on the ground to pick up money is so pathetic】
He sniffled at the end of the story, which was very humane.
Han Bonao made up a teary little robot holding a handkerchief, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Are you watching drama?"
[Of course there is excitement during working hours, you have to watch it. Can the homeless be considerate of the nervousness of the migrant workers?]
"No." Han Bo refused indifferently, "Stop fishing, tell me how many main task points you can get this time."
[Let me take a look] The system returns to the hard-working worker mode [Wait for the video recorded on the spot to be posted online, you and President Pixiu will become famous on the optical network for a while, and the popularity will be replaced by task points... about 15 o'clock]
"Then I have a total of 55 mission completion points now." Han Bo nodded, "That's right, more than half."
【Are you really not going to have a relationship with Patriarch Pixiu? 】The system put away the main line table and asked without giving up.
"He's not my type, I don't feel anything for him."
[Cheating] The system hummed [Just now your strategy progress bar moved, and your heartbeat was faster than usual, say 30 less]
"..." Han Bo choked on him, "Is it possible to spy on the host's privacy like this?"
[This is part of my job, to be precise, this should be the main part of my job]
"Okay." Han Bo was speechless, "All of you really have a secret camera system."
He continued to walk in the direction of home, within two steps, he couldn't help asking: "If Jia Pixiu and I are really together..."
【Then you can choose to stay in this world】
"Can't let him go to my world?"
【no】
Han Bo suddenly realized that he was wrong: "Wait, so to speak, if I'm not with Jia Pixiu, he will run to kill me because of the love talisman, but if I'm with him, he can't go. "
[Hmm] The system said, "That's the reason.
It was so righteous that Han Bo was momentarily speechless.
"...Your system is really cheap." Two seconds later, Han Bo sighed sincerely.
[Thank you for the compliment] The system replied with satisfaction.
Seeing Jia Pixiu's distraught appearance after being rejected, Han Bo thought that he might not be able to see him for a while.
Apart from the influence of the love talisman, Han Bo even thought that this period of time might be forever.
President Pixiu is good at judging the situation and will not waste time on impossible projects.
Han Bo held his head and thought, all he needs to do next is to find a way to release the love talisman, complete the task and return to his own world.
His undisturbed and ordinary life is to be smooth and calm along with his adventures in another world.
Han Bo packed up his mood and slept through the night, only to be woken up by the alarm clock reminding him of the live broadcast.
He got up, went to the bathroom, splashed his face with cold water, turned on the optical computer, and started the evening live broadcast.
As soon as he entered the live broadcast room, Han Bo was startled by the dense barrage.
what happened,
Han Bo was a little surprised. Although his live broadcast was not low in popularity, it would not be so that the screen would be blurred when the broadcast started, and it had been a while since he had watched this posture.
[The anchor is here! 】
[It's finally here, I'm really looking forward to his expression kk]
[Anchor, come quickly, No. [-] is crazy! 】
No. [-]?
After extracting the keywords, Han Bo cut to the gift list.
For a moment, his scalp tingled.
Before the broadcast yesterday, his No. 1000 ranking was clearly only 10000 gold coins higher than No. [-]. Looking at it now, the gap has been pulled to [-].
"What's the matter..." Han Bo opened the gift list in a panic, and saw the gift list at the top of the list.
Two coppers and a clover.
Brushed a column full
I can't pull it to the bottom even if I pull it twice.
Han Bo: ...
He tried to scroll down a few times, and the gift list of the number one list was very clear. He gave tens of thousands of clover, mixed with sporadic airplanes and rockets.
Han Bo pulled back and saw the name of Bangyi clearly.
【Can I chase you】
Han Bo was silent.
"No." After losing his voice for a few seconds, Han Bo said incomprehensibly, "Chasing after him, why are you bombarding me with gifts? It's a cheap gift of two copper coins each."
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he realized, and asked himself and answered, "Because liking me is worth two copper coins."
As soon as the voice fell, "Can I chase you?" a special effect barrage was sent.
【Because my love for you is like a trickle】
"Then why are you sending planes and rockets again?" Han Bo's mouth twitched, "There is too much money to spend, and I suggest doing charity."
Bangyi was silent for a long time this time.
Three seconds later, a colorful barrage appeared.
Can I chase you:
【Because sometimes, I can't restrain my liking for you】
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