Succubus just want to cook
Chapter 38
Han Bo with a swollen stomach, Jia Pixiu with vinegar in his head, and Yue Yi, who was shivering with cold, found Zhu Li.
Zhu Li was startled by this abnormal group of three demons and was speechless, but his excellent professionalism still allowed him to use his ability to find the archery Cupid immediately.
"Pierce, a hybrid of the Pixiu and Cupid tribes, is addicted to alcohol and greedy for money." Zhu Li called out the message.
"Sure enough, it's not a good thing to mix with the genes of inferior races." Yue Yi said unhappily.
"You are pointing at the inferior race to save lives." Han Bo replied unceremoniously, "If you don't want to be the first moon demon to be frozen to death at home, then shut up."
"It's as if you haven't been affected." Yue Yi retorted, "If you can't continue eating and broadcasting, you will starve to death."
"I have a benefactor." Han Bo put his arm around Jia Pixiu and said triumphantly, "What do you have? A fool who doesn't know how to cheat?"
"You...cough cough..." Yue Yi was so angry that he trembled, coughing non-stop and rushing forward to settle accounts with Han Bo.
Jia Pixiu reacted quickly, pulled Han Bo behind him to protect him, and then asked Zhu Li, "Where is Pierce now?"
"No. 234, Garden of Eros."
The information Zhu Li gave was very accurate. As soon as they entered the door, Han Bo and Yue Yi tripped over the mountain of wine bottles piled up at the door.
The difference is that Han Bo was supported by Jia Pixiu with quick eyesight and quick hands, but Yue Yi was not so lucky. As a spherical body, he couldn't stop the car after tripping. .
Cupid Pierce was sitting on the recliner and brushing the net, when he looked down and saw a bloated demon lying at his feet.
He sat up straight in a daze for a moment, then nodded lovingly: "Stay flat."
Yue Yi: ... Ping your uncle.
Han Bo let out a gloating smile from behind.
System [Moon Demon Patriarch Favorability -100]
Han Bo stopped smiling.
As if mourning his concubine, he said with a tense expression, "My condolences."
Pierce heard laughter, looked over, his eyes lit up.
"You're not that one, the one who engages in eating and broadcasting!" He stood up and pointed at Han Bo excitedly, "I'm your fan!"
Han Bo and Jia Pixiu looked at each other, Pierce was a fan of Han Bo, it was a surprise, and he had to make good use of it.
"Do you know me, thank you for liking my live broadcast." Han Bo stood up straight, showing a business-specific smirk.
"No thanks!" Pierce said happily, "Your live broadcast is my must-have for dinner! It's really good, I'm your fanatic fan, and you read my comments before! You don't Knowing how happy I am, I was happy for a whole minute!"
"Actually, 1 minute is not very long...but that's not the point." Han Bo said, "That's right, because of some misunderstanding, I and that guy over there...balled."
Yue Yi patted the ashes and said angrily: "It's the Patriarch of the Moon Demon."
"Not anymore." Han Bo said, "But in short, he and I accidentally bound Cupid's arrow. I hope you can help undo it. Thank you very much."
"It's not accidental." Pierce said inexplicably, "I aimed and shot."
Yue Yi: "..."
Yue Yi gritted his teeth: "Then do I still have to praise you for your good arrow skills?"
"That's not necessary, Cupid is good at arrows, it's only right and proper." Pierce waved his hand.
"Talk about it differently." Seeing that the topic was about to become more and more distorted, Japixiu was forced to step out, "But can I trouble you to remove the effect of Cupid's arrow?"
"No." Pierce replied decisively, "The arrows I shoot have always achieved 100% effect, and they cannot be lifted. It is my shame since I became a Cupid."
Han Bo took a deep breath, turned his head and asked Jia Pixiu, "Are all people in your clan so ambitious?"
"He is not from our clan." Giapixiu resolutely revoked Pierce's clan membership as the patriarch, and then raised his eyes and asked, "Then is there any other way to release the bound love relationship?"
"Yes." Pierce said happily, "There are two types, just be cruel and kill one of them."
"Is there anything less cruel?" asked Giapiscius.
"Then fall in love." Pierce looked at the ball-like Yue Yi, then looked at Han Bo, and said happily, "Isn't it a good match!"
"..."
Yue Yi regards death as home: "Kill me, right now."
"Okay." Jia Pixiu gathered his spiritual power without saying a word.
"Wait, wait..." Han Bo jumped out, lay between the two demons, and finally tried, "Is there really no other way? This arrow bothers us too much, I can't even eat and broadcast because of it , can you accommodate me?"
"Can't eat and broadcast?!" Pierce was taken aback, "That won't work, I still want to watch it."
He pondered for a while, and then made a difficult decision: "It is true that I can help relieve it...but..."
"But?" asked the other three demons.
"It has to be paid," Pierce said firmly.
"Tsk." Yue Yi gritted his teeth, looking at Jia Pixiu with hatred, "The blood of your clan..."
Han Bo also sighed: "As expected of the Pixiu family."
Japixiu didn't speak, but his depressed expression said everything.
"What's the matter?" Seeing that the Three Devils had bad expressions, Pierce became unhappy. "Is there any problem with spending money to eliminate disasters? I don't help ordinary devils when they spend money."
"No problem." Han Bo turned and pointed to Jia Pixiu and said, "He pays."
Japixiu:?
Jia Pixiu leaned close to Han Bo's ear and reminded in a low voice, "Common property, now my money is your money."
Shocked by the pleasant words, Han Bo turned his finger to Yue Yi: "He paid for it."
Yue Yi was furious: "I don't have any money!"
This is not a lie, Yue Yi, the patriarch of the Moon Demon, although he has poor brains and leadership skills, is rare to be a clean and honest official, has worked hard for several years, and his wealth may not be as much as a senior executive in the Pixiu industry.
Besides, the Moon Demon Clan has declined in recent years, even if they want to be greedy, the tragic account books do not allow it.
So in the end, the money still needs to be paid by Jia Pixiu.
"How much?" Japixiu asked helplessly.
Pierce licked his lips and called out a surprising number.
"Fuck you!" Yue Yi was the first to erupt. The amount close to the annual production value of the Moon Demon Clan shocked him into a daze, "Who can get this out?"
"Be poor and calm down." Pierce said contemptuously, "Patriarch Pixiu is much richer than you think."
Han Bo glanced at Jia Pixiu who was deep in thought, and asked the system: "What is the concept of this amount?"
[Probably 95% of the personal property of Patriarch Pixiu]
"So much." Han Bo was startled, he thought for a while, "Can my wish be used to undo Cupid's arrow?"
[Yes, but are you sure?If the money is gone, you can make it again, and the wish is only this time]
"What I'm talking about...it's not that I make money, how can I spend it so confidently..." Han Bo said, "Besides, it's not easy for Jia Pixiu. He has worked hard for ten years, and it will be before liberation."
【Are you feeling sorry for Patriarch Pixiu? 】
"So what?"
[Nothing] The system said happily [Hee hee, I got knocked]
"Why do you keep knocking on weird things?" Han Bo shook his head and said, "But this time I allow you to knock."
Just as Han Bo was about to use his wish, he saw Jia Pixiu stepping forward: "Okay, you remove the effect of the arrow, and I'll give you money."
"Are you crazy!" Yue Yi was stunned, "So much money, you can donate it to our Moon Demon Clan if you have too much money!"
"Oh. Interesting." Pierce laughed.
Han Bo also disagreed: "No need, let's think of another way..."
Jia Pixiu ignored Yue Yi and Pierce, turned around, and said irrelevantly: "If I become a poor man, kicked out of the position of patriarch, and can't even buy you a hamburger, will you still like me?"
"Yes." Han Bo was stunned for a moment, and then affirmed, "It's not that I like your money."
Before Japixiu spoke, Pierce and Yue Yi asked in unison: "Then what do you like about him?"
Han Bo was in trouble, he shrank his neck and said hesitantly, "Handsome...appearance?"
This sentence was no problem in the eyes of Yue Yi and Pierce, but it really amused him when it fell into Japixiu's ears.
He lowered his head and gave a short smile, stroking Han Bo's soft hair: "Thank you for liking...I am useless and not very good-looking."
Pierce couldn't stand it anymore: "Dude, can you stop Versailles, you're still worthless? Don't raise the standard of 'worthless', it's all your fault for not being able to find a wife."
Yue Yi said angrily: "It's you, don't you, I still like you."
Han Bo ignored their quarrel, he looked at Jia Pixiu: "Why are you suddenly so sad... In order to understand an unimportant relationship, there is no need..."
"It's not unnecessary." Japixiu insisted, "And I feel that if you do this, you will like me more."
"I already like you very much, it doesn't matter whether I do it or not." Han Bo said.
"Not enough." Japixiu smiled awkwardly, "I'm a Pixiu, very greedy, I won't let go of a little liking."
"..."
Han Bo was hesitant to speak, and Jia Pixiu smiled again: "Don't worry, I can't do anything else, I'm still very capable of making money, and I'll make it back soon."
"It's so touching." Pierce wiped away tears that didn't exist, "Give me the money now, I'm still in a hurry to shoot the Chosen One."
Jia Pixiu said to Han Bo: "Grab my feet later."
"Huh?" Han Bo didn't realize it for a while, "What do you mean, wait..."
Before he finished speaking, Patriarch Pixiu took half a step back, golden light flashed, and after the light disappeared, patriarch Paixiu disappeared.
A small hamster stood where Giapixiu had just stood, raised its paw and waved.
squeak!
Han Bo understood, hesitated for a moment, squatted down and grabbed the hamster, turning his head upside down.
"Hey, what is this for? Cruelty to animals is not good." The Moon Demon Patriarch keenly sensed the danger, and retreated while talking.
a bit late.
Han Bo grabbed the hamster's hind legs and shook it vigorously.
wow-
Endless gold coins fell from the hamster like an avalanche, pressing towards Yue Yi and Pierce.
Zhu Li was startled by this abnormal group of three demons and was speechless, but his excellent professionalism still allowed him to use his ability to find the archery Cupid immediately.
"Pierce, a hybrid of the Pixiu and Cupid tribes, is addicted to alcohol and greedy for money." Zhu Li called out the message.
"Sure enough, it's not a good thing to mix with the genes of inferior races." Yue Yi said unhappily.
"You are pointing at the inferior race to save lives." Han Bo replied unceremoniously, "If you don't want to be the first moon demon to be frozen to death at home, then shut up."
"It's as if you haven't been affected." Yue Yi retorted, "If you can't continue eating and broadcasting, you will starve to death."
"I have a benefactor." Han Bo put his arm around Jia Pixiu and said triumphantly, "What do you have? A fool who doesn't know how to cheat?"
"You...cough cough..." Yue Yi was so angry that he trembled, coughing non-stop and rushing forward to settle accounts with Han Bo.
Jia Pixiu reacted quickly, pulled Han Bo behind him to protect him, and then asked Zhu Li, "Where is Pierce now?"
"No. 234, Garden of Eros."
The information Zhu Li gave was very accurate. As soon as they entered the door, Han Bo and Yue Yi tripped over the mountain of wine bottles piled up at the door.
The difference is that Han Bo was supported by Jia Pixiu with quick eyesight and quick hands, but Yue Yi was not so lucky. As a spherical body, he couldn't stop the car after tripping. .
Cupid Pierce was sitting on the recliner and brushing the net, when he looked down and saw a bloated demon lying at his feet.
He sat up straight in a daze for a moment, then nodded lovingly: "Stay flat."
Yue Yi: ... Ping your uncle.
Han Bo let out a gloating smile from behind.
System [Moon Demon Patriarch Favorability -100]
Han Bo stopped smiling.
As if mourning his concubine, he said with a tense expression, "My condolences."
Pierce heard laughter, looked over, his eyes lit up.
"You're not that one, the one who engages in eating and broadcasting!" He stood up and pointed at Han Bo excitedly, "I'm your fan!"
Han Bo and Jia Pixiu looked at each other, Pierce was a fan of Han Bo, it was a surprise, and he had to make good use of it.
"Do you know me, thank you for liking my live broadcast." Han Bo stood up straight, showing a business-specific smirk.
"No thanks!" Pierce said happily, "Your live broadcast is my must-have for dinner! It's really good, I'm your fanatic fan, and you read my comments before! You don't Knowing how happy I am, I was happy for a whole minute!"
"Actually, 1 minute is not very long...but that's not the point." Han Bo said, "That's right, because of some misunderstanding, I and that guy over there...balled."
Yue Yi patted the ashes and said angrily: "It's the Patriarch of the Moon Demon."
"Not anymore." Han Bo said, "But in short, he and I accidentally bound Cupid's arrow. I hope you can help undo it. Thank you very much."
"It's not accidental." Pierce said inexplicably, "I aimed and shot."
Yue Yi: "..."
Yue Yi gritted his teeth: "Then do I still have to praise you for your good arrow skills?"
"That's not necessary, Cupid is good at arrows, it's only right and proper." Pierce waved his hand.
"Talk about it differently." Seeing that the topic was about to become more and more distorted, Japixiu was forced to step out, "But can I trouble you to remove the effect of Cupid's arrow?"
"No." Pierce replied decisively, "The arrows I shoot have always achieved 100% effect, and they cannot be lifted. It is my shame since I became a Cupid."
Han Bo took a deep breath, turned his head and asked Jia Pixiu, "Are all people in your clan so ambitious?"
"He is not from our clan." Giapixiu resolutely revoked Pierce's clan membership as the patriarch, and then raised his eyes and asked, "Then is there any other way to release the bound love relationship?"
"Yes." Pierce said happily, "There are two types, just be cruel and kill one of them."
"Is there anything less cruel?" asked Giapiscius.
"Then fall in love." Pierce looked at the ball-like Yue Yi, then looked at Han Bo, and said happily, "Isn't it a good match!"
"..."
Yue Yi regards death as home: "Kill me, right now."
"Okay." Jia Pixiu gathered his spiritual power without saying a word.
"Wait, wait..." Han Bo jumped out, lay between the two demons, and finally tried, "Is there really no other way? This arrow bothers us too much, I can't even eat and broadcast because of it , can you accommodate me?"
"Can't eat and broadcast?!" Pierce was taken aback, "That won't work, I still want to watch it."
He pondered for a while, and then made a difficult decision: "It is true that I can help relieve it...but..."
"But?" asked the other three demons.
"It has to be paid," Pierce said firmly.
"Tsk." Yue Yi gritted his teeth, looking at Jia Pixiu with hatred, "The blood of your clan..."
Han Bo also sighed: "As expected of the Pixiu family."
Japixiu didn't speak, but his depressed expression said everything.
"What's the matter?" Seeing that the Three Devils had bad expressions, Pierce became unhappy. "Is there any problem with spending money to eliminate disasters? I don't help ordinary devils when they spend money."
"No problem." Han Bo turned and pointed to Jia Pixiu and said, "He pays."
Japixiu:?
Jia Pixiu leaned close to Han Bo's ear and reminded in a low voice, "Common property, now my money is your money."
Shocked by the pleasant words, Han Bo turned his finger to Yue Yi: "He paid for it."
Yue Yi was furious: "I don't have any money!"
This is not a lie, Yue Yi, the patriarch of the Moon Demon, although he has poor brains and leadership skills, is rare to be a clean and honest official, has worked hard for several years, and his wealth may not be as much as a senior executive in the Pixiu industry.
Besides, the Moon Demon Clan has declined in recent years, even if they want to be greedy, the tragic account books do not allow it.
So in the end, the money still needs to be paid by Jia Pixiu.
"How much?" Japixiu asked helplessly.
Pierce licked his lips and called out a surprising number.
"Fuck you!" Yue Yi was the first to erupt. The amount close to the annual production value of the Moon Demon Clan shocked him into a daze, "Who can get this out?"
"Be poor and calm down." Pierce said contemptuously, "Patriarch Pixiu is much richer than you think."
Han Bo glanced at Jia Pixiu who was deep in thought, and asked the system: "What is the concept of this amount?"
[Probably 95% of the personal property of Patriarch Pixiu]
"So much." Han Bo was startled, he thought for a while, "Can my wish be used to undo Cupid's arrow?"
[Yes, but are you sure?If the money is gone, you can make it again, and the wish is only this time]
"What I'm talking about...it's not that I make money, how can I spend it so confidently..." Han Bo said, "Besides, it's not easy for Jia Pixiu. He has worked hard for ten years, and it will be before liberation."
【Are you feeling sorry for Patriarch Pixiu? 】
"So what?"
[Nothing] The system said happily [Hee hee, I got knocked]
"Why do you keep knocking on weird things?" Han Bo shook his head and said, "But this time I allow you to knock."
Just as Han Bo was about to use his wish, he saw Jia Pixiu stepping forward: "Okay, you remove the effect of the arrow, and I'll give you money."
"Are you crazy!" Yue Yi was stunned, "So much money, you can donate it to our Moon Demon Clan if you have too much money!"
"Oh. Interesting." Pierce laughed.
Han Bo also disagreed: "No need, let's think of another way..."
Jia Pixiu ignored Yue Yi and Pierce, turned around, and said irrelevantly: "If I become a poor man, kicked out of the position of patriarch, and can't even buy you a hamburger, will you still like me?"
"Yes." Han Bo was stunned for a moment, and then affirmed, "It's not that I like your money."
Before Japixiu spoke, Pierce and Yue Yi asked in unison: "Then what do you like about him?"
Han Bo was in trouble, he shrank his neck and said hesitantly, "Handsome...appearance?"
This sentence was no problem in the eyes of Yue Yi and Pierce, but it really amused him when it fell into Japixiu's ears.
He lowered his head and gave a short smile, stroking Han Bo's soft hair: "Thank you for liking...I am useless and not very good-looking."
Pierce couldn't stand it anymore: "Dude, can you stop Versailles, you're still worthless? Don't raise the standard of 'worthless', it's all your fault for not being able to find a wife."
Yue Yi said angrily: "It's you, don't you, I still like you."
Han Bo ignored their quarrel, he looked at Jia Pixiu: "Why are you suddenly so sad... In order to understand an unimportant relationship, there is no need..."
"It's not unnecessary." Japixiu insisted, "And I feel that if you do this, you will like me more."
"I already like you very much, it doesn't matter whether I do it or not." Han Bo said.
"Not enough." Japixiu smiled awkwardly, "I'm a Pixiu, very greedy, I won't let go of a little liking."
"..."
Han Bo was hesitant to speak, and Jia Pixiu smiled again: "Don't worry, I can't do anything else, I'm still very capable of making money, and I'll make it back soon."
"It's so touching." Pierce wiped away tears that didn't exist, "Give me the money now, I'm still in a hurry to shoot the Chosen One."
Jia Pixiu said to Han Bo: "Grab my feet later."
"Huh?" Han Bo didn't realize it for a while, "What do you mean, wait..."
Before he finished speaking, Patriarch Pixiu took half a step back, golden light flashed, and after the light disappeared, patriarch Paixiu disappeared.
A small hamster stood where Giapixiu had just stood, raised its paw and waved.
squeak!
Han Bo understood, hesitated for a moment, squatted down and grabbed the hamster, turning his head upside down.
"Hey, what is this for? Cruelty to animals is not good." The Moon Demon Patriarch keenly sensed the danger, and retreated while talking.
a bit late.
Han Bo grabbed the hamster's hind legs and shook it vigorously.
wow-
Endless gold coins fell from the hamster like an avalanche, pressing towards Yue Yi and Pierce.
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