Sticky Furball Care Guide

Ever since he discovered that he could transform into a human form, Little Fuqiu began to research ways.

In the end, I came to the conclusion that kissing helps to change form.

So these days I always lie to him to kiss.

At first, they still paid attention to methods and strategies, trying to do this kind of thing elegantly, romantically and decently, in line with the style of a civilized rabbit, but now it is completely bullying.

Because those fake ones don't work.

Tyrant Rabbit Hard Bow is the best to use, it is simple, rude and effective.

Gu Ni: "Don't kiss me—"

The little fur ball is so cute, hugging his neck pitifully.

It's useless, Gu Ni squeezed its little rabbit face.

The little furball immediately changed its path, and bravely held his hand with its claws, preventing him from moving.

Gu Ni: "..."

The little furball approached like a bully, letting his powerful aggression radiate in the air, enjoying the feeling of controlling the audience.

Gu Ni squeezed the little paw in his palm.

Little furball: "?"

The little fur ball quickly and forcefully pouted on his head.

Gu Ni said lightly: "There is a difference between human and ball, self-respect."

Little Rabbit: "!!"

The wretch!attack me with words.

The little furball took two steps back, jumped to the highest point, and jumped into his arms like a small cannonball, trying to attack the furball.

Gu Ni: "..."

Am I heavy?The little furball paused, and gently raised its claws.

Gu Ni: "Not heavy."

The little furball retreated, jumped onto the high cabinet, and was ready to start. After brewing, a new round of furball attacks started, hitting his arms like a small cannonball.

Gu Ni raised his lips slightly, restrained his expression, and said lightly: "It's too lethal, use it with caution."

The little furball nodded seriously.

It knows that it will scare people to death.

Gu Ni said: "Just scare me, don't treat others like this."

The little furball nodded, and started again, never tired of doing it, and bumped into his arms with a bang.

Gu Ni suppressed a smile.

Does it really not hurt?The little furball looked at him.

Gu Ni: "It doesn't hurt."

The little furball rubbed his chest with its claws.

Gu Ni coughed lightly: "It seems to be a little painful."

The little fur ball gave him a serious rub, looked up, and found that Gu Ni's ears were a little red.

What's up with him?

The little furball stared at him in surprise.

Gu Ni coughed lightly, and calmly grabbed the rabbit, not letting it look at him.

*

Today Gu Ni made an appointment with Chu Jing for a routine psychological consultation.

Fu Zhijin thought that Gu Ni was too heartless and desireless, and worried that he might have suffered some trauma, so he pushed Chu Jing's business card to him.

As a result, after examination, there is no psychological problem.

The little hairball is going too.

"But you have to hide it well," Gu Ni said, "otherwise you will be dissected by that person."

The cafe was quiet with few other customers on the terrace.

Chu Jing opened the medical records: "There is no way, Director Fu has already paid the money, so I have to work hard for Mr. Gu to run back and forth, and just chat like ordinary people."

Gu Ni put his hand in his pocket and gently scratched the little fur ball: "Ask."

Chu Jing wrote on the medical record one stroke at a time, and said, "Do you have a date?"

Gu Ni squeezed the little furball's face: "No."

Chu Jing asked again: "Have you ever had a relationship with someone?"

Gu Ni teased the little fur ball in his pocket, and answered his question: "No."

The little fur ball hugged Gu Ni's finger and gnawed, but Gu Ni easily held his head down, unable to move, full of anger.

Gu Ni laughed out loud.

...Chu Jing raised her head and glanced at him: "Are you dating now?"

Gu Ni paused: "Huh?"

During the pause, the little fur ball quickly pressed his hand and bit him.

I won.The little furball hugged his hand and announced triumphantly.

"It's nothing, I got it wrong, let's continue," Chu Jing pushed his glasses with his hand, "Is there anyone you like?"

Gu Ni: "No."

Chu Jing looked at him for two seconds: "Have you ever liked anyone?"

Gu Ni: "No."

Chu Jing continued: "What does Mr. Gu think about love?"

Gu Ni thought for a while: "Chinese vocabulary refers to the mutual love between two sentient beings."

Chu Jing: "...Don't memorize Baidu Encyclopedia."

Gu Ni said: "I don't think so."

love?The little fur ball has a piece of candy in its mouth. After thinking about it, I like to eat chocolate. Is it love for chocolate?

I plan to ask Gu Ni to be my wife, does that count as having love for Gu Ni?

Chu Jing said: "Have you ever had your heart flutter for someone? That is, the heartbeat speeds up for a moment, the body temperature rises, you don't know what to do, your heart is in chaos, and a spark can start a prairie fire."

This topic really surpassed Gu Ni's cognition, Gu Ni reacted for two seconds: "What?"

Chu Jing: "..." Is there really someone who can live like this?

Chu Jing had a flash of inspiration, and decided to start from another starting point: "Then, do you think anyone is particularly cute!"

Gu Ni paused, and stopped talking now.

Although this person likes to dissect, his voice is very gentle.Little Fuqiu couldn't help but want to see his appearance, and poked his head out secretly.

He looks fair and clean, and doesn't look like he can dissect people.

Gu Ni noticed its movement, stroked its head in a comforting manner, and touched a handful of sugar residue.

Gu Ni: "..."

Gu Ni wiped his hands with a paper towel expressionlessly.

On the surface, there were two people, but in fact there were three people. After a while, a fourth person came.

The person who came was wearing sunglasses, and took them off pretentiously: "What a coincidence, isn't this Gu Yingdi?" He waved his hand as if he had just discovered Chu Jing, "Ah Jing, are you there too?"

Chu Jing: "..." What are you pretending to be, dog acting.

Chi Yan asked, "Is it convenient to sit here?"

Chu Jing: "It's not convenient."

As soon as the words fell, Chi Yan sat down next to him recklessly: "Thank you, Ah Jing is so kind, you continue to chat and ignore me."

The little rabbit poked its head out of Gu Ni's pocket and glanced at the person.

This person is very good-looking, the bright and dazzling type, with affectionate peach blossom eyes, and his clothing and temperament are easy to become the focus of the audience.

Chu Jing saw the little fur ball, his eyes lit up, and he waved at it.

The little rabbit didn't hide, and nodded solemnly.

Chu Jing was amused: "Where can such a cute little animal come from?"

mine.Gu Dayingdi calmly protected him.

Chu Jing said softly: "Little Fuqiu, let me feed you."

The little fur ball jumped out of Gu Ni's clothes immediately.

Gu Ni: "..."

It's really easy to be cheated by food.

Chu Jing fed it raisins, and said softly, "Is it sweet?"

The little rabbit nodded.

Chi Yan didn't have any sense of presence, and pretended to be forceful: "Do you mind if I smoke a cigarette?"

Chu Jing looked up at him and scolded, "Get out, there are small animals, so you can't smoke."

After scolding, he changed to a pleasant face at the speed of light, and fed nuts to the little fur ball: "Did you get scared by me just now?"

Little furball: "..."

Chi Yan was so angry that he burst into tears in his heart.

Different from Gu Ni's low-key, Chi Yan is a beautiful monster who needs applause, flowers and eyes all the time.

With Chi Yan's joining, their side became much more lively. From time to time, people looked at their side, but due to Gu Ni's aura, it was difficult to get close.

Finally someone couldn't help but ran over, blinking his starry eyes: "Excuse me, are you Chi Yan?"

Chi Yan's vanity in front of his sweetheart was satisfied, he smiled, noncommittal.

The man said excitedly: "Chi Yan! I'm your fan! Can you sign me?"

Chi Yan swiped the pen and handed it over.

The man carefully glanced at the person next to him, suppressing the excitement in his heart: "Excuse me, is this actor Gu?"

He couldn't believe that he had such luck?I met two great gods in one day.

You can buy lottery tickets later.

I and Gu Ni actually have the same fans?Chi Yan was a little surprised. You know, the two of them have completely different styles.

The man blushed: "Don't get me wrong, I only have you in my heart! Best Actor Gu is the public property of the whole people!" It is impossible to come by, and coveting will arouse public anger.

Chi Yan coughed lightly, and calmly revealed the wedding ring on his ring finger: "It's impossible for us, you know, I have a wife."

The man hit it, and ran away contentedly holding his heart.

Chi Yan was transferred from a singing and dancing singer. He was glamorous on stage, won numerous awards, and had fans all over the place. In recent years, he has been developing into the film and television industry. Last year, when he announced his marriage news, Weibo collapsed for three days, and wailing was everywhere.

Fortunately, he didn't follow the traffic route, so the brokerage company was left to him.

Apart from howling, someone began to find out who his other half was, but he was so well protected that no one has found out so far, only knowing that he is an outsider.

This inexplicably increased the heat.

Many people even kowtowed sincerely.

Chi Yan showed off his wedding ring at every event, causing a burst of screams.

This is not for the sake of popularity, it is purely a matter of Chi Yan's personal character.

At this moment Chi Yan quietly revealed his wedding ring again.

... Chu Jing, an outsider, only felt ashamed.

Chu Jing didn't bother to talk to him, and said softly: "The little rabbit needs to grind its teeth frequently, so prepare more things for it to grind its teeth."

Did you hear that?Increase my snacks!The little fur ball confidently rubbed against Gu Ni.

Chu Jing saw that the little fur ball had been clinging to Gu Ni, and said, "If the rabbit likes clinging to you, it means it likes you."

What nonsense!The whole ball of the little fur ball is red.

I clearly just want to survive.

Gu Ni was in a good mood and scratched the little hairball's head with his fingers.

Chu Jing took a sip of coffee: "Also, if the little animal wags its tail at you, it means it has a good impression of you."

Gu Ni lowered his eyes and glanced at the little furball.

The little fur ball immediately hid its tail seriously.

Chu Jing wears glasses and looks gentle, but he popularizes science in a serious tone: "The little rabbit's tail can't be touched, and if you keep touching it, you will get angry."

...How could you tell him such a private matter?The little hairball was stunned.

Chu Jing continued to speak surprisingly: "Rabbits are prone to estrus, if you keep touching its back, it will--"

Don't talk about this!I don't want to lose face!The little fur ball excitedly patted the table with its claws.

And that's just a normal bunny, I'm not like that.

"Okay, let's not talk," Chu Jing coaxed the rabbit, and finally changed the subject, "By the way, do you know how to tell the difference between male and female?"

...Little Fuqiu froze, looking at this person in disbelief.

How can you say such a shameful thing with such a natural expression?

Chu Jing paused, leaning on her face: "But it's so small, shouldn't it grow?"

Am I okay! ! !The little hairball is completely fried.

Gu Ni chuckled and scratched the rabbit's head: "Don't talk about it, it's shy."

Chu Jing teased, "The film king Gu cares so much about the little furball."

As soon as the words fell, Chi Yan immediately posted up: "Baby, I also care about you."

Chu Jing: "..."

Gu Ni carried it home, and the little furball squatted on his shoulder, feeling unhappy, feeling like his underwear had been stripped off.

The face recognition on the gate was automatically turned on, and the little fur ball moved over curiously, and the whole ball appeared on the monitor.

The little furball blinked.

The voice of the artificial intelligence machine sounded: "No creature detected, please try again."

... Isn't this saying that I am a monster! ! !

Hateful artificial mental retardation!

The little furball retracted its head in fright.

Gu Ni caught the little fur ball in his palm and let him watch him enter the password. After the door opened, he carried it forward and said, "Do you remember?"

The little rabbit recalled the string of numbers and nodded.

Gu Ni softly boasted: "It's really smart."

The little furball blushed and rubbed against his chest embarrassingly.

Gu Ni walked in, put it on the sofa, and scratched its furry paws.

Small fur balls are useful to spread flat.

Gu Ni moved his hand down.

! ! !The little fur ball is ringing the alarm, what is this man doing?

Gu Ni calmly said, "Let me see if there are any?"

! ! !The little rabbit realized what he was saying, struggled frantically, and wanted to turn over, but was held down by his claws.

Help!Gu Bian is crazy!Bully small animals.

Gu Ni said to himself: "How do you look? It seems to be here—"

Said and moved his hand to the tail.

The whole fur ball is red, don't mess around!