boyfriend provoked by roommate

Tomorrow is the weekend when everyone has no plans. Cheng Huan and Zhu Xun watched a movie and went back to the dormitory in the early hours. As soon as they entered the dormitory, they heard Lin Shuhan poking his head out and asking, "Do you want to eat barbecue? I'm starving to death." Already!"

Song Shuo was still taking a bath, Zhu Xun pulled the stool away and asked, "Didn't you eat?"

Lin Shuhan touched his flat stomach and said, "The Yunnan rice noodle that Song Shuo brought me is not tasty."

Zhu Xun flipped through his pajamas: "Order, order a crayfish, I'm so hungry."

"Okay!" Lin Shuhan jumped up holding the phone, "Just order that last time, okay? What do you want to eat?"

Cheng Huan: "Butter butter, buy a hundred skewers!"

Lin Shuhan climbed out of the bed, picked up something, and said, "If you buy it and don't eat it all, you will be finished. What kind of shrimp should you buy, Zhu Xun? Shrimp tail or marinated shrimp?"

Song Shuo was steamy after taking a shower, with a white towel hanging on his shoulders, after rubbing his hair twice, he hung it by the bed, and asked, "Are you ordering takeaway? Didn't you just finish eating, and I won't be able to fall asleep later. "

Lin Shu pursed her lips: "I want to eat barbecue."

Song Shuo: "...you can order."

Lin Shuhan: "Cheng Huan! You wait and get takeaway!"

Cheng Huan clicked his tongue: "Why is it me again?"

Lin Shuhan: "I think your luck no longer needs to waste time on rock-paper-scissors."

Cheng Huan gritted his teeth and realized that it made sense: "Okay, then I won't take a bath."

"Then don't stick to me later." Zhu Xun said.

"Oh, I'm going to sweat when I get takeaway later!" Cheng Huan leaned over on purpose, "Do you despise me?"

Zhu Xun nodded: "Dislike."

"I've ordered! Then I'll take a shower first." Lin Shuhan hurriedly picked up her pajamas, and found that Zhu Xun was already ready to go to the toilet, and suddenly paused, "Ah, let's wash together?"

Zhu Xun shrugged, and turned his gaze to the two men staring at him.

Lin Shuhan: "Well, they won't allow it."

Zhu Xun: "I'll go wash it first, and you find the little table from before."

Lin Shuhan: "Okay."

This barbecue takeaway is very slow. Lin Shuhan came out of the shower and found that they had placed a millionaire on the ground. He stepped on it with bare feet: "Where did it come from?"

"I just bought it today, the most accurate version of Monopoly." Cheng Huan was carrying a map, "Look, Taiwan, China."

Lin Shuhan pursed her lips and raised a thumbs up speechlessly.

Zhu Xun waved at him: "Come on, what color villain do you choose?"

Lin Shuhan approached Song Shuo: "What color did you choose?"

"Green." Song Shuo pointed to him.

Lin Shuhan clicked his tongue: "This color is a bit unlucky."

Song Shuo: "..."

Lin Shuhan handed him a little blue figure: "You use this, give me the green."

Song Shuo: "..."

This kind of boring game is only played when everyone buys land and is forced to charge high tolls every time they pass by. The boys' desire to win will be particularly strong.

Lin Shuhan: "Damn it! Song Shuo! You even take my money! Are you still kissing your boyfriend?!"

Song Shuo: "...but you just charged me 5000 million."

Cheng Huan: "...and I have 3000 million."

Zhu Xun: "Hey, isn't there a house that hasn't been bought? Is anyone going bankrupt? Sell the house to me!"

He didn't have much money anymore, and he trembled every step he took: "Go, go, the overlord's house can't be stepped on, go, go, damn it!..."

Lin Shuhan: "I laughed so hard, it's the truth again."

Song Shuo: "Let me smoke, uh, this, is this the first person you like?"

Lin Shu smiled and became happier: "Fuck! Baby, you are so lucky!"

Cheng Huan's face instantly became tense.

"Uh..." Zhu Xun scratched his hair, "No."

Cheng Huan: "?"

Lin Shuhan: "Wow!"

Song Shuo: "Cheng Huan, your boyfriend's heart is full of moonlight. I can't bear it if it's me."

Cheng Huan: "..."

Zhu Xun: "...No, it's not Bai Yueguang, don't talk nonsense."

He reached out to hold Cheng Huan's hand, squeezed it, and explained: "When we were in kindergarten, we always played the little girl in Jiajia with me. She was so young, I even forgot her name."

Cheng Huan pulled out her hand, hehe said twice: "It's not that I haven't played house with you, why do I like others?"

Zhu Xun: "... Tsk, you don't want to play my wife."

Cheng Huan: "Excuse me, you heartless man, give me back the 2000 million I just passed by!"

Lin Shuhan: "Fuck? Are you still cheating with personal feelings? Damn, I don't agree, Song Shuo, give me [-] million, and we will cheat too."

Song Shuo, who only has more than 7000 million in hand: "..."

Zhu Xun: "...Do you really give it? If I give it, I will go bankrupt~"

Cheng Huan: "It's useless to act like a baby."

Zhu Xun: "Cheng Huan~"

Cheng Huan: "Okay, it's useful. Then I'll give you the real estate certificate in Paris, France, but Bai Yueguang's incident hasn't passed yet. You have to compensate me next time."

Lin Shuhan followed suit: "Song Shuo~"

Song Shuo: "...I'll give you, I'll give you my life."

When the barbecue arrived, Lin Shuhan was very hungry. As soon as the phone rang, he urged Cheng Huan to get it, and told him to buy a few bottles of ice coke and come back.

The small table barely placed the order. When placing the order, Lin Shuhan wanted to eat everything he saw. He couldn't control it for a while and ordered a lot.

"...You didn't really order a hundred sticks of butter for me, did you?" Cheng Huan asked as he unwrapped the tinfoil bag.

Lin Shuhan: "No! I just ordered a little more."

Zhu Xun: "Some?"

Lin Shuhan: "...a lot, eat quickly, it will be cold later!"

After all, barbecue is the favorite thing for the taste buds in the early morning. Several people sat on the ground and were a little crowded, hissing around the small table, scolding each other why they can’t eat spicy food, while pouring Coke all the time, the result was more and more spicy .

Lin Shuhan bit off a plump shrimp, and suddenly a chicken wing was placed in front of her, which was handed by Cheng Huan: "Here, the last one, if you use the last chicken wing as an excuse to scold me, you will die. "

Lin Shuhan's lips were hot and red, a cunning flashed in his eyes, and he pinched his throat and said, "Tsk, brother, you gave me the last chicken wing, your boyfriend won't be angry, right?"

Cheng Huan: "..."

Zhu Xun: "..."

Song Shuo: "..."

The dormitory fell into silence for a while, Cheng Huan answered, imitating his tone, pinching his throat: "Bao, your boyfriend won't be angry if you call me brother?"

Lin Shuhan: "..."

Zhu Xun: "..."

Song Shuo: "..."