boyfriend provoked by roommate

Zhu Xun received a call from Xie Ke again, saying that he wanted to trouble him to pretend to be his boyfriend, and let him deal with his father who was going to come here for inspection. Cheng Huan said something about dreaming, and then cut off the phone .

"It's not a big deal to help him." Zhu Xun was about to take out his mobile phone and call Xie Ke back, "Don't be a fool."

Cheng Huan held him down: "But my parents have already posted about their future daughter-in-law in Moments, do you think Xie Ke's parents didn't see it?"

Zhu Xun: "Then what should we do? It seems that his father came here this time to arrest him and go back for a blind date."

Cheng Huan lay in Zhu Xun's arms: "Just go on a blind date, it doesn't necessarily work out, and if it does, wouldn't it be better."

Zhu Xun: "..."

Cheng Huan turned over and sat up, and said, "Hey, I suddenly thought of it. Fortunately, Wan Lang is a straight man in our group, and he can give us babies to play with in the future. If he is really gay, he will fuck off his offspring." .”

Zhu Xun snorted softly: "Now you also have the opportunity to find a woman to have a baby, and continue the fireworks for your old Cheng family."

Cheng Huan leaned over to kiss him, and said shamelessly, "Then I'll do it a few more times tonight, maybe you'll be pregnant."

Xie Ke was struggling to find someone, so he called Wan Lang backhandedly: "Lang Lang, what are you doing?"

Wan Lang was reviewing in the library, he lowered his voice: "What's wrong?"

Xie Ke scratched his feet and said, "Jianghu help."

It's much easier to trick Wan Lang over than to call Zhu Xun, who was attached to by a dog, who values ​​sex and despises friends, although Wan Lang almost rushed out after talking about the emergency.

"No, you have to kneel on the ground and get beaten when you come out of the closet."

Xie Ke: "Then do you have the heart to see me bear all this alone?"

Wan Lang: "...it's useless for you to act like a baby with me, I'm a straight man."

Xie Ke: "Please, Wan Lang~"

Wan Lang: "...Okay."

Because they knew each other when they were young, Xie Ke specially called Zhu Xun and Cheng Huan, a couple of dogs, to support him. The purpose was to tell his father that the probability of being gay in this world has become very high. There are four men.

Xie's father exploded in an instant, and shouted: "What did you say?!"

Xie Ke asked in a low voice: "He doesn't seem to believe it, should I call Song Shuo and the others over?"

Wan Lang: "...Depending on the situation, it's better not to."

It was rare for Cheng Huan to see his elders get angry in front of him, so he tugged at the corner of Zhu Xun's clothes: "Do you think he will be angry if I ask him to hand me that rib now?"

Zhu Xun gave him a vegetable: "Don't eat ribs."

Young Master Cheng held the little green leaf in his mouth: "Okay."

"I thought Lao Cheng was joking in the circle of friends. Both of you are only children. Would you like to do this?" Father Xie asked eccentrically.

Zhu Xun slightly bent his lips and said, "Uncle, now I support free love."

"That's a normal relationship that supports a man and a woman. Is there anyone who loves freely like you?" Father Xie didn't show mercy, his eyes lightly fell on Wan Lang who didn't dare to speak, and asked, "Is this your boyfriend? "

Xie Ke was also terribly frightened by his father, Wan Lang straightened his back, cleared his throat, and said, "Yes, uncle."

Cheng Huan poked Zhu Xun: "Hey, he didn't pay attention to us, why don't you get me the ribs."

Zhu Xun held him down: "Later, later."

Just like Zhu Xun's original idea of ​​coming out of the closet, the two of them choked their throats for a long time, and then Xie Dad was so angry that he started to look for things in the box and prepare to do it.

Xie Ke blocked Wan Lang behind him: "Dad, I'm already this old, I don't feel like beating people."

The slap was a slap on the head, and Xie Ke's face was turned sideways.

Both Zhu Xun and Cheng Huan were stunned, Wan Lang frowned, and took a step forward: "Uncle, don't blame him."

"Go away, you are someone else's child, I won't beat you."

Seeing that the sword was about to explode, Cheng Huan quickly got up and quickly brought the ribs over: "Fuck! It's all cold!"

I couldn’t find anything convenient, so Dad Xie simply went to the back kitchen to ask for a rolling pin, and shouted at Xie Ke. Wan Lang went to help him block, and also suffered a lot. Dad pushed him away directly, and Cheng Huan was so angry that he didn't even eat the ribs, and joined this chaotic war that could only be called standing still.

Xie Ke: "Dad! Hit me as soon as you hit me! Why are you spanking my ass!"

Wan Lang: "Uncle, why are you hitting harder than during the rehearsal?"

Zhu Xun: "Uncle, calm down.

Cheng Huan: "Don't fight, don't fight."

In the end, the box was in a mess, the tables were overturned, and the vegetable soup was spilled all over the floor. It was the chef who was robbed of the rolling pin and brought in the bodyguards to end the farce. Father Xie didn't dare to hit Master Cheng And Master Zhu, but it was inevitable that he would be injured in the process of helping to block, Cheng Huan clutched his bruised arm, and leaned into Zhu Xun's arms, moaning, "It hurts, Zhu Xun."

Zhu Xun: "Okay, hurry up and drive them to the hospital."

Cheng Huan: "Hmph, my hand hurts, I can't drive the car."

Zhu Xun bowed his head and gave him a mouthful.

Cheng Huan: "Come on, Xie Ke, I'll carry you to the car."

Xie's father was so angry that he still hadn't lost his mind, and only left after paying the money.

Wan Lang helped Xie Ke to sit in the back seat, Cheng Huan was driving in front, he glanced at the dying Xie Ke from the rearview mirror: "Fuck, Xie Ke, your father is so fierce."

Xie Ke: "He learned boxing when he was young."

Wan Lang: "?"

Zhu Xun: "?"

Cheng Huan: "Damn it! Then you fucking call us over!"

Xie Ke was aggrieved: "Otherwise I will be beaten alone?"

Zhu Xun: "Then is your coming out a success?"

Xie Ke shook his head: "I don't know either."

He looked up at Wan Lang: "Are you in pain?"

A man can't say he's in pain.

Wan Lang endured it and said, "It's okay."

Xie Ke heard this, and leaned directly on Wan Lang: "Damn it, it hurts me to death, my butt hurts."

Wan Lang's arm was so painful that he pressed it, he tried to pull it out: "Shall I rub it for you?"

Xie Ke: "?"

Zhu Xun: "?"

Cheng Huan: "?"

Wan Lang: "...No, not..."

Xie Ke changed his posture and stopped pressing Wan Lang's arm. He scratched his hair and said distressedly: "My dad will definitely come again in the future, Wan Lang, since you have been beaten, or a good person will do it to the end , Try being my boyfriend, I can't fucking eat pork, and get beaten for nothing."

Wan Lang: "?"

Zhu Xun: "?"

Cheng Huan: "?"

Wan Lang: "..."

Xie Ke: "My dad will definitely not do it in the future, and I can still rub my ass for you."

Zhu Xun silently opened the partition between the back seat and there was a red light ahead. Cheng Huan stopped the car steadily and turned to look at him: "My wife."

Zhu Xun: "Why?"

Cheng Huan said like a puppy begging for a bone, "Honey, no one is giving birth to us anymore. Do it a few more times tonight. You can give birth to me."

Zhu Xun: "... Get lost."

The author says:

That's how it is!Not surprisingly, this article should be included in v next Tuesday. I really didn’t plan to serialize it before, but considering the list and my own economic situation, I still chose to enter v, starting from chapter 44. On the same day The three chapters will be updated with a total of 6000 words, so I may be saving manuscripts on weekends, and I will update them all at once on the same day. I will mark all v chapters like this as which pair of cp, everyone can buy a single chapter, and consume rationally. Thank you all for always support, love you