The first villain of the counterattack

There were too many people, and the child, Shen Xiaoyu, went home without even seeing him. He went home thinking about his regrets. At eleven o'clock in the evening, Qin Jun knocked on the door with the two children and a large bag of belongings.

Shen Xiaoyu: "Σ(°△°|||)︴Are you stealing?"

Qin Jun didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What is stealing?"

Shen Xiaoyu took Lanzi carefully, and opened a corner of the grave ledge, the twins were fast asleep. "You came here secretly? Where's Miss Zhao?"

"Zhao Wenyi knows, go back at seven o'clock tomorrow morning." After confinement, he didn't live in the old house, so he came here without any pressure.

When the two entered the room, Shen Xiaoyu put the basket on the coffee table, lifted the mosquito net to look at the two meatballs sleeping side by side, and looked at them for a long time with a distressed expression. "Others say they look different, but why do they look exactly the same to me?"

"Now the facial features are still young, but when I grow up, I can see clearly." In fact, Qin Jun can't see anything, he just heard what others said.

"Then others won't suspect it? The twins don't look alike."

"Fraternal twins don't look alike." Qin Jun leaned forward, looking softly at the two younger ones and then at the older one. "Do you want to change it?"

"Don't hug, don't hug," Shen Xiaoyu waved her hands in fear: "They are too small, I dare not touch them." Although the twins were born at the full moon, they are smaller than singleton babies after all, and they are still less than seven catties after being raised for a month. , the bones have not grown well and the facial features have not grown, it really looks like a meat dumpling.

Qin Jun took out one of them and forced it into Shen Xiaoyu's hand. "Hug him, he's small."

Shen Xiaoyu froze with a look of about to cry.

"It's your child."

"Mine?" Shen Xiaoyu stared stiffly at the little meatball between her arms, the little guy wrapped in a small white padded jacket and a little brat only showed a small face. "If I had been as ugly as him when I was young, I wouldn't have lived."

Qin Jun couldn't laugh or cry. "It is said that the small ones are better than the big ones."

"It grows well but it can't be eaten as meat." Shen Xiaoyu spat out bad words and carefully put the little guy back into Lanzi.

Qin Jun helped cover the mosquito net.He brought all the things the baby needs, and he just wanted to let Shen Xiaoyu get close to the two children, but he had never taken care of the children and was a new father, so he didn't know how difficult it is to take care of a baby. It was simply a world-class disaster.

Guo Zixiang, who was affected by the disaster, picked up the phone for the third time, kicked off the person who was pressing on him, rubbed his eyebrows and got up. "So what?"

On the other end of the phone, Shen Xiaoyu pinched her nose and broke down in a muffled voice: "The big one stinks, it stinks!"

Guo Zixiang had a headache.

Su Anran clung to the phone and listened, and couldn't help but snatched the phone and yelled: "Why is he calling? Let us go over and wipe his ass?!"

Shen Xiaoyu yelled back rudely. "You little snake spirit, get lost!"

"Who is the little boy scolding?!"

"scold you!"

"Yo, it is indeed the boy who scolded me." Su Anran cheerfully picked out her ears.

Shen Xiaoyu retorted angrily: "You are a dead snake!"

"You little boy!"

Guo Zixiang grabbed the phone with his hands.Let these two middle school students continue to scold each other, and they won't have to sleep tonight. "what happened?"

Shen Xiaoyu swallowed back the national curse that came to his mouth, curled his lips: "He dirty his clothes with shit."

"Did you bring clothes? Then change them."

"Don't dare, that hand is as soft as if it has no bones." The little meat dumpling felt like it didn't even make a move, and it almost collapsed.

"If it's not dirty a lot, you don't need to change it, just wipe it with a paper towel."

"That's so dirty,"

Guo Zixiang rolled his eyes: "Then do you have the guts to change?"

"...have no guts." Shen Xiaoyu hangs up the phone listlessly.

Su Anran crossed her legs on the bed: "Why did he call and ask you?"

"I think I have experience with Xiaobao."

"No." Su Anran touched her chin: "My intuition tells me there are other reasons."

"Can there be any other reason," put the phone back as if unintentionally, and put the pillow away.At the beginning, Shen Xiaoyu told him about the child because he had a son named Xiaobao who asked him how he felt. The secret involved would be so important that he would rot in his stomach. "Are you sleeping or not?"

The person whose pajamas were torn off and exposed a large collarbone asked him if he was sleeping or not, and Su Anran wiped off her hat and jumped on it. "sleep!"

Ji Feigou danced all night, sent one child and one child away at seven in the morning, Shen Xiaoyu threw herself on the bed and fell asleep completely, thinking in her heart that she would not do such a stupid thing if she was killed.

Lin Jing despised him for sleeping for two hours and always yawning at work. "Boss, indulgence is wrong. You have to know that your body belongs to all of us, please take good care of it."

Shen Xiaoyu praised him for his hygienic eyes: "You really should go back to elementary school and remake it. The tuition fee will be reimbursed, and there is no such thing as an invoice."

Lin Jing sneered, moved a large stack of documents and threw them on the table with a 'snap'.Shen Xiaoyu was frightened and took back the half-yawned yawn.

"(`w)?"

"Please sign these documents π__π within an hour, and I will pick them up then." Afterwards, Gao Leng turned around and left.

"Secret Lin," Shen Xiaoyu called out, and waited for the person to turn around and said, "If you want to learn from your brother, you can't twist your ass."

Lin Jing exploded instantly: "(┙>∧<)┙へ┻┻ How can I twist my ass?!"

Shen Xiaoyu laughed violently and hammered the desk. "You'll never be able to imitate your brother's aloofness, so you'd better just be your middle school bum*!"

Lin Jing, who knew he was being tricked: "(╬▔皮▔)"

Molesting my secretary, occasionally signing, taking a nap for a short meeting, and hanging up the phone with a distant boyfriend to make porridge on the phone, a day goes by like this, it's not too refreshing!Just when Shen Xiaoyu was so comfortable that he didn't know the past and the past, a stuttering phone call from Lafayette Song Min on the other side of the earth brought him back to reality in an instant.

Qin Jun, who had just returned home from get off work, opened the door and looked at the person squatting at the door helplessly. "-_-|||"

Shen Xiaoyu looked up. "(t_t)"

Qin Jun couldn't laugh or cry with that look like an abandoned puppy. "Come in first." He is now the acting mayor of Liuzhou. He sent the child back to the old house in the morning and returned to work here. The person who thought it would take at least a few days to see him was picked up at the door at night.

After entering the door and being placed on the sofa, Shen Xiaoyu plunged into the pillow and rolled over.Qin Jun poured the juice, Shen Xiaoyu took two sips with his hand, and said the first sentence when he entered the door. "Lafayette has a boyfriend."

Qin Jun paused for two seconds. "……so?"

"That's why I want to hug." Shen Xiaoyu stretched out his hand.Seeing him holding a baby last night made me want to do this.

Qin Jun smiled, hugged the man on his lap and sat down, with his arms still around his waist.

The broad chest is very comfortable to stay in, and the strong arms give people an incomparable sense of security. The heart that has been in a trance since receiving the call finally has a sense of belonging.He is not against Song Min looking for a boyfriend, after all, she is only 53, according to the general life expectancy of 80 years old, there are still 27 years to live. 27 years is a long time. It is impossible for his son to be with her all the time. If there is a man who loves her to accompany her through this old age, he will also support her with both hands.Just before that, a transition is needed. "...she has always been the one who loved me unconditionally and treated me well, whether it was when she was a dandy or now." It almost made him forget that 'he' is not her real son.

"She will love you as always."

"I know." He had calmed down on the way here. Now that he thinks about it, he should be happy. There is a man who will love her for him. It will not be the love of a son for his mother, but the love of a man for a woman , is the most ecstatic thing in the world, love.Of course, the man must really love her, otherwise, hehe, he would tell him that a woman with a son is not easy to bully!

The two of them got bored and it was time for dinner, Shen Xiaoyu quarreled that he didn't want to eat outside and wanted to try his usual work meal.

Qin Jun had no choice but to ask Lei Ming to send two work meals.

Lei Ming, who notified the doorman to let Shen Xiaoyu come in and greeted him himself, of course knew who was coming. He originally thought that the two of them would go out for a big meal, but he didn't want to order him to make a work meal. The meat for the work meal was prepared as usual.Because he knows the origin of the young master, his appetite may be reduced by half when he looks at the colorless vegetables.

"Five dishes and one soup?" Shen Xiaoyu leaned forward and pulled it down with chopsticks. There are braised pork ribs, steamed fish, egg gratin, eggplant fried beans, rice soup with hot cabbage and cucumber sliced ​​meat soup. Whether it is beautiful or not, there are meat and vegetable soups. Yes, it looks very comfortable. "It looks okay, but I don't know if it tastes good or not."

Qin Jun handed over the chopsticks: "The food in the big pot is definitely not as good as the fried one in the small pot. If you don't like it, we can order takeaway." Shen Xiaoyu has a bad stomach, and Qin Jun doesn't object to him being extravagant in eating.

He took the chopsticks and ate: "It's okay. Every meal is five dishes and one soup?" Shen Xiaoyu's company employees have seven dishes, three soups, and two fruits in their meals. The menu changes every month according to the season, and those who have to work overtime on holidays will also work overtime Serve two dishes.Employees can choose all of them, but they must not be wasted. If the HR department finds out that there is a waste, the fine will probably be so terrifying that it will make people cry.

"almost."

Shen Xiaoyu frowned: "Even my company's staff meal can't compare to it."

"Financial managers are counted in seconds, so of course they can't be compared with civil servants." It's not that they can't be compared, but that civil servants have formed the habit of being invited to dinner. , There is no right to speak on board and lodging.Before Qin Jun came, it was worse than it is now. It was because of his insistence on reducing entertainment and increasing the budget of the cafeteria that the current five dishes and one soup are the only ones.For this reason, he offended many people, of course there is no need to tell Shen Xiaoyu about these.

"Then I will donate to you?" Shen Xiaoyu said that being rich is self-willed because of the lover's lack of food and having to donate money!

Qin Jun reached out to touch his face, then slid to his chin and lifted it. "Eat less if you don't like it, and I'll bring you a supper at night."

Gu Zuoyan just refused to agree, Shen Xiaoyu didn't force it, because he knew the result a long time ago, so he just said to give it a try.

After eating, Lei Ming came to collect the tableware and took Qin Jun to a teahouse to socialize.

"I'll be back before ten o'clock, call if you have something to do."

"Okay." Shen Xiaoyu nodded obediently.After waiting for people to leave, I watched the news for a while, went to the bathroom to take a shower, put on Qin Jun's pajamas, and looked around. After tossing around, I fell down on the sofa while waiting for someone, playing with my mobile phone, and fell asleep in a daze.After that, Shen Xiaoyu woke up in pain.The whole stomach is on fire, and half of the body is so painful that I don’t feel it. It is difficult to reach the mobile phone on the coffee table. I don’t want to accidentally roll off the sofa and hit the coffee table with my forehead. I feel dizzy but even raise my hand to touch it. I have no strength.